Soon after Xiao Li left, Taiyi Zhenren and Li Jing rode a fat pig to the ground."
Zha'er."
When Li Jing left, Nezha was still in infancy, although he only went to the heavenly realm for one day, but one day in the heavenly realm, and one year in the human world, for Li Jing, it was to go out for a walk, but for Nezha, he hadn't seen Li Jing for a year.Nezha picked up the wave plate candy, glanced at Li Jing, and grinned: "Who are you?"
You also called it. ”Although Nezha's appearance is three or four years old, his appearance is special, coupled with the magic pill mark on his forehead, Li Jing naturally will not know his son, and said affectionately: "Zha'er, I am your father!"
”But Nezha didn't have much impression of Li Jing, and suddenly a person claimed to be your father, it is estimated that no one would believe it at the first time, and Nezha was angry when he heard it."
I'll fuck you, I'm your father."
While speaking, Nezha jumped up and hit a flying foot.In terms of strength, even if Nezha is suppressed, he is above Li Jing, and if he really fights, Li Jing will have to suffer.Fortunately, there is Taiyi Zhenren next to him, although Nezha is talented, but after all, he has no cultivation, and he was tied up by Taiyi Zhenren as soon as he fell into the dust.I only heard Taiyi Zhenren teach Trump a lesson: "You baby is very skinny, this is really your father Li Jing." ”Nezha was not convinced: "I'm sorry, you say yes, how can you prove it?"
”The son didn't recognize Lao Tzu, Li Jing was very depressed, but he didn't blame Nezha, after all, during his departure, he really didn't fulfill his father's obligations, and he was trying to say something.Yin Shi Niang, who was dressed in military uniform, rushed over on horseback, and after seeing Li Jing, her tired face showed a smile."
Sir.""
Ma'am."
Look at each other, then hug each other."
Well, it's really my dad."
This time it's embarrassing to change Nezha.Taiyi Zhenren withdrew his mana, the floating dust that tied Nezha loosened, Nezha fell to the ground, and glanced at Taiyi Zhenren: "Fatty, there are two hits." ”"Shut up, you bastard baby, called Immortal Chief, I am the Taiyi Zhenren who is admired by tens of thousands of people, although I am a little baby fat, but I still can't stop my compelling handsomeness~" Taiyi Zhenren walked in front of Nezha, looking up at the forty-five degree sky, obviously looking like a greasy and fat uncle, but there are so many points of fairy wind bones, and the temperament is so good."
From now on, you will follow me to learn Kunlun Immortal Arts, and you should kowtow to the master soon.""
Apprentice?
Cut, what would you ⊙ o⊙?
”Nezha put on a dismissive expression.
[You actually look down on me, I'll give you a dismount first.] 】Taiyi Zhenren's hands are sealed, and the mouth praises the truth."
Heaven and earth are boundless.
Qiankun borrowing.
Haste as a law.
Change!
”After the mantra was finished, Taiyi Zhenren turned a little bit, and the big tree next to Nezha turned into a stone lion.Nezha was startled and hid on a rock."
Change!"
Taiyi Zhenren clicked again, and the stone under Nezha's feet turned into a Dan furnace.Nezha jumped away again and hid in the grass."
Change!"
With Taiyi Zhenren's finger, the grass turned into a plate of roasted whole sheep.Seeing this, Nezha felt that Taiyi Zhenren did have two brushes, but in the end, it was a teenager's nature, and he wanted to take two bites when he looked at the delicious food.Taiyi Zhenren explained: "This technique is called the Blinding Method, do you want to learn it?"
”"Yes."
While Nezha spoke, he took off a roast leg of lamb and bit it when he opened his mouth, but when he ate it, it turned into a leaf.The trick of blinding, to put it simply, is an illusion that deceives vision, and it does not change in essence.Nezha was aroused, remembered the handsome and dashing boss Xiao Li, and asked, "Can you make me look tall and handsome?"
”When Taiyi Zhenren heard this, he said: "The method of changing the eyes of living creatures, it is an advanced transformation technique, I haven't learned it, you learn the basics first, don't be too ambitious." ”Li Jing added fuel to the fire: "What the immortal chief said is very true, Zha'er, hurry up and apprentice." ”Yin Shi Niang wanted to speak and stopped, but she did not object.As for what happened after Taiyi Zhenren accepted the apprentice, it has nothing to do with Xiao Li.For Nezha, Xiao Li still likes it, but he is too weak at the moment, and he has a lot of magic weapons to learn from Taiyi Zhenren, which is a good opportunity.There may be a lot of calculations in it, but there are indeed a lot of benefits, and Xiao Li has no need to intervene.Walking out of the suburbs and coming to a sandy beach, Xiao Li thought about where to go next?
This world was born out of "Fengshen", and even if there are changes, most of the plot will not change.It was almost inevitable.Xiqi, the battle of Yin Shang, who wins and who loses is actually indifferent to Xiao Li."
Why don't you go to Chaoge first?"
Thinking of this, Xiao Li heard a scolding voice from front of him."
This stinky girl is so ruthless, it's good that I ran fast, otherwise I would have been sliced, it's really unlucky, don't you just want to eat two people, why is it so difficult?!"
It was a large cyan catfish that spoke, it was nearly three meters tall, had hands and feet, held two pumpkin-sized hammers in its upper hands, had several sword wounds on its body, and the catfish's head and tail had not yet melted, and it looked quite strange.The reason why Xiao Li only discovered the catfish essence now, in addition to the fact that he did not release his divine sense, the main reason was that the catfish essence was too weak, so weak that it could not attract his attention at all.But the catfish essence didn't think so, because Xiao Li and the dumplings had a restrained breath, and they looked no different from mortal beasts, and the catfish essence, which had been repaired by Yin Shi Niang before, suddenly lit up after seeing Xiao Li and the dumplings."
Hey, there's a lonely human and a big bear, just for me to eat!
Hahaha!
”Without saying a word, the catfish spirit opened its big mouth more than a meter wide and full of sharp teeth and flew up, and the sledgehammer in his hand swung and smashed into Xiao Li's head.However, the sledgehammer was resisted by a wall of air and could not be entered.
[Suffer!]
】The IQ of the catfish essence is not too high, but it can be seen that he has met a master.Before he could shout "Immortal spare his life".I didn't see any movement between Xiao Li and Tuanzi, and an invisible pressure had already acted on the catfish essence's body in an instant."
Boom", under the strong pressure, the catfish essence was crushed to the ground, turned up the dead fish eyes, and the organs and brains in the body were all messed up, revealing the body, turning into a big cyan catfish with a body length of five meters.
[Ding, congratulations to the host for killing the catfish essence and not rewarding 2000 points.] 】At the same time as the system prompt sounded, a purple soul ring emerged from the catfish spirit's body, Xiao Li naturally didn't care about a thousand-year-old soul ring now, and directly handed it over to the system for recycling.After a small episode, Xiao Li rode the group and continued on the road, and hurried to Chaoge City unhurriedly.The demons of this era are indeed rampant, and many mountains have monsters occupying the mountains as kings, and Xiao Li only passed a pass, and he encountered several waves of monsters blocking the way.()