East China Sea Biyu Palace.The smoke is condensed, and the sun and the moon spit auspicious light.The old cypress and the mountains are like autumn water and the sky is the same color; Wild flowers are scarlet with the morning glow, such as peach and apricot Qifang.Colors hover, full of moral brilliance flying purple mist; The cigarettes are ethereal, and they all spit out Qingfen from the innate infinity.Immortal peach and fairy fruit, each one is like a golden pill; Green poplars and green willows, as muddy as jade lines.When I hear the yellow crane singing, I see the green luan dancing.…… Xiao Li obtained two innate magic weapons from the Tongtian Sect Master.One of them is [Lock Heart Chain]: It was originally the thing of Hongjun Ancestor, and when he divided the treasure on the treasure rock, he gave this treasure to the most beloved little apprentice Tongtian Sect Master, and then this thing became a hanging ornament on the neck of Tongtian Sect Master.Even if he is a Da Luo Jin Immortal (quasi-saint) who has been enlightened for many years, he will not be able to escape this fate, but in fact, he is the supreme treasure of the secret calculation.The second is the [Purple Electric Hammer]: It is the treasure of the Tongtian Sect Master of the Sect of Interception, which can be sacrificed to attack the enemy, but it is not much in the original work of "Fengshen".He was once sacrificed by the Tongtian Sect Master to beat Lao Tzu, but was blocked by Lao Tzu's [Linglong Pagoda].However, this thing is the personal magic weapon of the Tongtian Sect Master, which is naturally extraordinary, Lao Tzu's [Linglong Pagoda] is an innate defense treasure, and there are only a handful of magic weapons that can break its defense in the world, and it is reasonable that the [Purple Electric Hammer] cannot be broken.In addition, he also got some immortal elixirs, and Xiao Li can be regarded as a lot of harvest here.After receiving the benefits, Xiao Li reciprocated the favor and shared some information with the Tongtian Sect Master, and then reached a united front with the Tongtian Sect Master to discuss the Great Tribulation of the Gods.In this process, in fact, Xiao Li has always been on guard, if the Tongtian Sect Master wants to be unfavorable to him, Xiao Li will definitely not be able to beat him now, but as long as the [Good Person Card] is sacrificed, the Tongtian Sect Master will not be able to help him.When it comes to fighting, Xiao Li is not afraid, at least he can protect himself, but that is the worst-case scenario.Fortunately, things didn't get to that point.One day in heaven, one year on earth.Xiao Li had a long talk with the Tongtian Sect Master, but many changes had taken place in the human world.Wen Zhong led the troops to crusade against Xiqi, originally with the military strength of the Great Shang, he had an absolute advantage, but the exposition of the sect could not sit still, and began to participate in the war between the people, which made Wen Zhong unable to attack for a long time.In terms of teaching, in order to make up for the number of twelve golden immortals, Yuan Shi Tianzun planned to make an exception for Shen Gongbao to replace him."
Shen Gongbao, you have been under my sect for many years, although you were born in the demon clan, but you are willing to give you a chance to become one of the twelve golden immortals, are you willing?""
No......
No......
Don't ......"
Shen Gongbao was excited, but he himself had a problem with idiots, and the more excited he was, the more unclear he became.When Yuan Shi Tianzun heard this, he frowned: "If you don't want to, Yun Zhongzi, it's up to you to replace you." ”"Thank you, thank you."
Yun Zhongzi was fluctuating and looked very happy.On the other hand, Shen Gongbao looked constipated, and finally held back the words "I am very honored".But Yuan Shi Tianzun has already been hand-picked to be selected, and the more Shen Gongbao thinks about it, the more angry he becomes, and he has the heart to strangle himself.The only chance at the moment is the magic pill, so Shen Gongbao has the idea of Nezha again, and cooperates with the dragon clan to help Ao Bing become an immortal.In Chentangguan, the three-year period is approaching, and Nezha's third birthday is coming.But Nezha didn't know that there would be a catastrophe in the future.In the past two years, Nezha has been cultivating with Taiyi Zhenren in the [Mountains and Rivers Society Jitu].Although the scenery of [Mountains and Rivers Society Map] is picturesque, no matter how good the scenery is, you will get tired of watching it for a long time.Nezha is a child's nature, and he naturally does not want to be trapped in this "big cage".Later, I found an opportunity, ran out secretly, and had a fight.Perhaps because of Xiao Li, Nezha did not have a fateful encounter with Ao Bing, nor did he become friends.Nezha, the bear child, was still mourned as always, and caused another scourge to Chentangguan, although it did not cause casualties, it could have a bad impact, so that many people regarded it as a demon.Many people shouted: "He's still a child, beat him to death!!
”If it weren't for Nezha being Li Jing's third son, I was afraid that these people would have rushed up and killed Nezha.Of course, these are just their self-righteous thoughts, if they really go up and provoke Nezha, they will only die.At this time, the Li Mansion was already lit up, and there were countless red silks on the huge square, obviously preparing for Nezha's third birthday.The obese Taiyi Zhenren drank, drunk, and muttered: "Ba Shi, comfortable." ”Li Jing and his wife have long been accustomed to it, but the people in the audience still seem to be shrouded in the shadow of Nezha, and even the orchestra playing the music is not cheerful at all.The housekeeper of the Li Mansion couldn't look past it, and shouted: "You play mourning music, can you use dim sum?"
”Those musicians take money to do things, and there is a hint of joy at the moment.And today's protagonist Nezha is dressed up in the room at this time, wrapped in a broken red cloak and looking in the mirror, showing sharp teeth, and nodding with satisfaction: "Well, it's better to add a cape style." ”"When......
When a shroud is just right. ”Shen Gongbao turned into a cloud of black smoke and appeared in Nezha's room.Nezha shouted angrily: "Who?
”Shen Gongbao put his hands behind his back and said proudly: "I......
I am your teacher......"
Before he finished speaking, he was hit on the head by the vase thrown by Nezha."
Where did the monster come from, watch the fight."
Nezha grabbed the mace beside him casually, rushed up and couldn't help but say that it was a violent beating."
Oops!
I'll go!
Stop, stop!
”Shen Gongbao screamed a few times, hurriedly shouted to stop, and said angrily: "I am your uncle." ”Nezha pondered: "Oh, it seems that I heard the master talk about you, what did you call Nashen?"
”"Shen Gong......
Gong ......
"Shen Gongbao still stammered, and was interrupted by Nezha before he finished speaking."
Grandpa Shen, what are you doing here?""
Phew, it's Shen Gong Leopard!"
Shen Gongbao said angrily: "I'm here to tell you the true life experience. ”"I already know, my father and mother said that I am the reincarnation of Lingzhu."
Nezha didn't care."
Hey, hey, it's as it is......
It's a shame that you're still in the dark......
Wretched!
”Shen Gongbao looked sympathetic to Nezha."
What are you talking about?"
Nezha wondered."
You don't ...... at all It's not a spirit bead, it's a magic pill, both your parents and your master......
I'm lying to you, and you're not good......
Think about it, if you are really the reincarnation of Lingzhu, the people of Chentangguan, how can you ...... will treat you as a monster, and today is your death date, and when the catastrophe falls, you will be ......
"It's also embarrassing for Shen Gongbao, a mouthful idiot said that in one breath, telling Nezha's identity and the Heavenly Tribulation Curse.......Nezha is a bear child, a little willful, but not stupid, hearing Shen Gongbao's words, combined with his own situation, he immediately believed seven points, but he still wanted to verify it in person.Here, at the end of the hour, the housekeeper of the Li Mansion shouted: "Please have a little birthday star." ”Nezha, who was dressed in red and had heavy dark circles under his eyes, slowly walked to the stage.At this time, his face was completely unhappy and very gloomy.Taiyi Zhenren put down the wine jar, with a trace of essence in his drunken eyes, and came to Nezha with a hippie smile."
Nezha, today is your birthday banquet, do you think the teacher has prepared something good for you this time?"
Taiyi Zhenren's flying pig stepped forward with short legs, Nezha touched it, and the flying pig suddenly ignited a raging flame, turning into a [Hot Wheels] and rolling to Nezha's feet.Taiyi Zhenren said: "My mount will be given to you, it can be changed into different mounts according to your characteristics, and he will become a Hot Wheels here for you, how can you be happy?"
”"Also, this is a fire-tipped spear, but it's a top-notch fire-based magic weapon, and this is Chaotian Aya."
I don't know if Taiyi Zhenren is really drunk or blind, and he doesn't seem to see that Nezha is wrong at all, so he gave Nezha a few big killing weapons at once.()