After the Qingxia Fairy and the Zixia Fairy separated, they quarreled as soon as they woke up.In fact, the two sisters don't have any deep hatred, but they have a deep grudge.Noisy and noisy, he moved his hands.Xiao Li didn't try to dissuade him, anyway, the strength of the two of them was half a pound or two, and no one could win when they fought back and forth.And they actually care about each other more than anyone else, they don't really kill each other, and when they get tired, they naturally stop.If Xiao Li ran to persuade him, maybe the two would fight more vigorously.Sure enough, the two fairies fought for a while, and saw Xiao Li eating melons and watching a play next to them, and then felt that it was boring to be treated as a monkey like this.Qingxia and Zixia stopped at the same time, and Fairy Zixia decided that Xiao Li was his crush, so naturally she wouldn't say anything.Qingxia Fairy is a violent temper, the kind that will blow up if you don't order it, and immediately shouted: "Why are you staring at me?"
You don't like me, although I am approachable and naturally beautiful, but how can a pheasant match a phoenix?
You're a bit of a self, but I'm not going to like you. ”"I think you are ...... yourself" Xiao Li's words had not yet changed, and Fairy Qingxia crossed her hands on her waist: "You can't think about it, it's also a crime to think about it."
Don't think I don't know what you're thinking?
Do you think I'm living in this broken cave and you'll have a chance?
No, not a chance at all. ”Xiao Li gave up the idea of reasoning with this woman, and turned around to eat melon seeds silently.Fairy Qingxia still didn't give up: "Don't dare to look at me, it's obvious that you have bad intentions." ”"Hey, don't go too far, he's my man, it's not your turn to shout at five or six."
Fairy Zixia spoke for Xiao Li.Qingxia Fairy didn't buy it: "I like to scold, I'm not convinced, you beat me." ”"I've never heard of a cheap request, Ba Po looks at boxing."
Xiao Li threw the melon seeds, rushed straight into the fist, and punched the Qingxia fairy in the face, knocking it more than ten meters away.The beaten Qingxia Fairy was not angry, but looked at Xiao Li stupidly: "So manly, I like it." ”"Hey, so you're here."
Xiao Li was shocked and got goosebumps.Then, Xiao Li was entangled by two fairies.The next day, the three of them came to a small town and enjoyed the desert scenery.At night, Xiao Li sensed that two very strong energies appeared within a thousand miles, and quickly approached in the direction they were.Xiao Li flew up with the Zixia Fairy and the Qingxia Fairy.In the desert, the yellow sand is flying, and a bright moon hangs high in the sky.Xiao Li and the two fairies stood in the clouds, looking at the two figures speeding on the sky.Zixia Fairy was puzzled: "It's Sun Wukong and Guanyin Master, why did they fight?"
”Qingxia Fairy disagreed: "Fight it, these Buddhas and Bodhisattvas, all day long, say that they are compassionate, and they are more ruthless than anyone else." ”Xiao Li took out a small bench of melon seed soda and sat in a row with the two fairies to watch the excitement.The Monkey King of this world is really not a good thing, and Xiao Li doesn't care if he is dead or alive.…… Guanyin and Sun Wukong, who was carrying Tang Sanzang, chased each other and fell into the desert.I only heard Guanyin scolding: "Sun Wukong, you brute, in order to marry the sister of the Bull Demon King, you actually gave your master Tang Sanzang as a congratulatory gift, he asked the demons and monsters to eat Tang monk's meat, do you know that you have committed a mortal sin!"
”Sun Wukong, who looked like a chimpanzee, had a fierce face, threw Tang Sanzang to the ground, brandished a golden hoop stick, and said in an unkind tone: "Sanba, you are less verbose, you chased me for three days and three nights, because you are a woman, I won't kill you, don't think I'm afraid of you!"
”Xiao Li looked intently, and saw that this Monkey King was dressed in black hair, although he was in human form, he was a beast statue, with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth, in terms of appearance, he was quite ugly, and his way of speaking was very modern.Tang Sanzang was thrown to the ground by Sun Wukong, oops, he screamed in pain, and then said calmly: "Wukong, how can you talk to Sister Guanyin like this." ”"Shut up, or I'll kill you."
As soon as he heard Tang Sanzang speak, Sun Wukong felt his scalp explode, irritable, and fierce."
Amitabha."
Tang Sanzang would be strange to listen to Sun Wukong's words, and looked at Sun Wukong with resentment: "Wukong, you can kill me, as the saying goes, I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell, why mourn in life, why suffer in death, you want to kill me now, because you don't know what Dangdangdang Dangdang is.""
Huh?"
Sun Wukong was full of question marks, grinning his teeth, and shouted angrily, "What is it?
”"Dangdangdang is ......"
Tang Sanzang folded his hands, stood up and sang: "Dangdang, dangdang on--lyyou--can accompany me to the west meridian on--lyyou--can kill demons and eliminate demons onlyyou can protect me so that crabs and mussel spirits can't eat me, your biggest skill is onlyyou--" Sun Wukong heard the sound, the golden hoop stick in his hand fell to the ground, and he looked at Tang Sanzang dumbfounded, his fist clenched so loudly that his anger soared."
You shut ......"
Sun Wukong's words were still finished, Tang Sanzang began to sing again: "on--lyyou--don't blame the master for muttering and putting on a golden hoop, don't be afraid of death, don't tremble and carry the black pot, I'll come, send you to death to fight for all sentient beings, and the sacrifice is also worth muttering Amitabha......"
Sun Wukong held his head, grabbed a handful of hair, his eyes were red, and he yelled at Tang Sanzang with a hideous face: "I told you to shut up!"
Tang Sanzang paused for a moment, then looked at Sun Wukong affectionately and sang: "on--lyyou......"
"Oh, your mother is big, you are endless!"
Sun Wukong couldn't bear it anymore, and knocked Tang Sanzang to the ground with a backhand punch."
Demon Monkey, stop, he's your master!"
At this time, Guanyin reacted from Tang Sanzang's singing, although she also felt that Tang Sanzang was very annoying, but when she saw Sun Wukong beating Tang Sanzang, she still cheered."
Hahaha......"
Sun Wukong was a little nervous by Tang Sanzang, and laughed nervously, with a sad voice: "Everyone has seen it, this guy likes to talk at length if he has nothing to do, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, twittering, like a fly, no, not one, it's a swarm of flies around your head, buzzing......
Fly into your ears, help!
Help, hahaha......
"Sun Wukong is like a psychopath, rolling around on the ground.Seeing this, Fairy Zixia and Fairy Qingxia both felt sad for Sun Wukong.After rolling a few times, Sun Wukong turned over and said, "So I grabbed this fly, squeezed his belly, pulled out his intestines, and then tied his neck with his intestines, and then pulled hard, the whole tongue stretched out, and I picked up the knife again."
The whole world is clean!
Now you know why I killed him. ”Sun Wukong seemed to feel a lot more relieved after saying this.Guanyin said coldly: "There are many excuses, you don't want to take the Western Scripture at all, no matter how you explain it, it can't erase your crime of deceiving teachers and destroying ancestors."
Before Sun Wukong could speak, Tang Sanzang, who was beaten, stood up and said to Guanyin seriously: "Sister Guanyin, this is your mistake!""
Huh?"
Guanyin looked at Tang Sanzang with a forced expression, helping him domesticate the demon monkey himself, how could he still be his own.Tang Sanzang folded his hands and said seriously: "Wukong wants to eat me, it's just an idea, it hasn't become a fact, and you have no evidence, what is his crime?"
It's better to wait until he eats me, and you have evidence, and it's not too late to condemn him. ”The corners of Guanyin's mouth twitched faintly, and when Tang Sanzang died, who would learn from it, he was faintly angry in his heart, and said: "Tang Sanzang, I have heard of you being verbose, but I didn't expect you to be so verbose, the vajra circle I gave you for you to use to subdue this monkey, why don't you use it?"
Hearing Guanyin's words, Tang Sanzang sighed: "Sister Guanyin, the size of the vajra circle you gave is too poor, the front is light and the back is heavy, the left is wide and the right is narrow, he is very uncomfortable after taking it, and he has insomnia all night, which will affect me!"
Although it is a monkey, it can't abuse him like this, if the government knows, it will sue me for animal abuse......"
Sun Wukong's ears seemed to sound countless flies fluttering, holding his hand and waving it indiscriminately, as if to drive the flies away.The Supreme Treasure behind the sand dunes could all yawn when they heard it, and Xiao Li, Zixia Fairy, and Qingxia Fairy also felt that Tang Sanzang was really annoying.Tang Sanzang was like chewing Xuanmai, he couldn't stop at all, and still chattered: "Speaking of the King Kong circle, I met a blacksmith when I passed by Chenjia Village last year, he has exquisite handiwork, and the price is fair, Tong Su is not bullied, why don't I introduce you, let's make a new one......"
"Shut up!""
Shut up!"
Sun Wukong and Guanyin shouted in unison.Sun Wukong turned over and came to Tang Sanzang and grabbed Tang Sanzang's neck.Guanyin couldn't bear it either, and after his arm became longer, he came first, and pinched Tang Sanzang's neck one step faster than Sun Wukong."
Hmm (⊙_⊙)!"
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Tang Sanzang was pinched and stuck out his tongue.Guanyin reacted, immediately withdrew his palm, and muttered in his mouth: "Sin!
Sin!"
Sun Wukong looked at Guanyin: "Now you can understand my pain!"
Guanyin was silent, she had only been with Tang Sanzang for a while, she was actually motivated to kill, now that she thinks about it, she is indeed a little embarrassed Sun Wukong."
Answer me!"
Seeing that Guanyin was silent, Sun Wukong lifted the golden hoop stick, flew up, and hit Guanyin on the head with a stick."
Demon monkey, suffer death!"
Seeing Sun Wukong attacking, Guanyin shouted, and his body erupted with a fierce momentum, and then he exerted his magical powers, his palm suddenly stretched out, quickly enlarged, and grabbed Sun Wukong in his hand, and used it to pinch under his palm."
Squeak~" Sun Wukong was in pain, and the demonic power on his body suddenly burst out, instantly shaking Guanyin's palm, and shouted disdainfully: "I have a body that is not bad for King Kong, and you also want to subdue me, do you think you are the Buddha!"
Guanyin stood on top of the white lotus, dressed in white, with a solemn appearance: "If you are not afraid of me, why do you want to grab the moonlight treasure box, you obviously want to avoid me!"
”"Since you can't hide, then Lao Sun will fight you to the death today!"
Sun Wukong threw out the [Moonlight Treasure Box] that he had just gotten not long ago, emitting endless golden light all over his body, and smashed the golden hoop in his hand at Guanyin.In addition to Xiao Li and the three of them, there were also Supreme Treasures in the desert watching from a distance, and they saw the snatched [Moonlight Treasure Box] flying towards them.The Supreme Treasure was overjoyed, and just as he was about to pick it up, he saw that Tang Sanzang had his own flash, and generally borrowed the [Moonlight Treasure Box] thrown by Sun Wukong.Seeing this scene, Xiao Li was thoughtful.This nonsensical style of Journey to the West, many of the designs are different from the original.Sun Wukong is a scumbag monkey, merciful everywhere, but ruthless.Tang Sanzang is a nagging person who likes to read in pieces.Guanyin is still a woman.The Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess exchange forgiveness hats.In a way, it can be regarded as a kind of magic change, subverting many character settings.According to Xiao Li's observation, Sun Wukong's strength is around the late stage of the Golden Immortal, and Guanyin belongs to the Taiyi Golden Immortal, plus the advantage of the magic weapon, he naturally has the upper hand.The two fought together, and in an instant, the heavens and the earth changed color, and the terrifying and boundless momentum crushed the Quartet.However, Tang Sanzang and the Supreme Treasure, who were on the verge of battle, seemed to be shrouded by some kind of power and were not affected in any way."
It's really not normal."
Seeing Guanyin fighting Sun Wukong with his own eyes, Xiao Li found some problems.At the same time, Sun Wukong and Guanyin want to fight, and they are nearing the end.I saw Guanyin take out the willow branch in the jade bottle and sprinkle it slightly on the oncoming Monkey King.A willow leaf carrying the essence of sunflower water transformed into silk, instantly enveloping Sun Wukong in it, making him unable to move.Sun Wukong struggled hard, but he couldn't break free from this trick."
Today, I will do the right thing for heaven and take your evil animal!"
Guanyin Jade raised his hand lightly, and the mutton fat jade net bottle in his hand was slightly tilted, inhaling the Monkey King wrapped in it!
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