Bang Bang Bang !!"
Students, please be quiet."
Icarus took a ruler from under the table and patted the table, for her, since her master wanted her to be a teacher, she had to do her best, and it was absolutely forbidden to make noise during class."
AhhAt a speed that ordinary people couldn't see at all, after changing into a suit, Octopus Kill made a gentleman's courtesy to Icarus."
However, let me be the head teacher."
Hearing this, Icarus glanced at the guy and shook his head."
You're in charge of all subjects except math, and I'm the homeroom teacher.""
Is that non-negotiable?"
The atmosphere began to be tense for a while, and the students under the podium all swallowed, saliva, and the non-human war seemed to be about to break out."
yes, it's not negotiable."
Icarus didn't care about this atmosphere, or she didn't feel it at all, she just said it with a blank face."
Huh?
~If Mr.
Weigaru gives me the homeroom teacher, I can give you a lot of desserts. ”Flashing out again, there were already a lot of various desserts on the table, of course, this was only in the eyes of the students.And Li Xian is completely okay, this guy first showed a flattering face, and then ran out and came back with a lot of things, until the moment he put it down, his face was full of tangled and unbearable expressions.The contrast between his front and back also surprised the students in the class, who thought he would be a ruthless character, but he didn't expect it to be such a funny person, which made their fear of unknown creatures dissipate a lot."
No, it's not negotiable."
Icarus has been ordered by Li Xian to stick to the position of head teacher.In fact, Li Xian doesn't know if it's useful to do this, but who calls the current process of this world vague, on the surface, it seems to be the assassination of the octopus, but behind the scenes, it is to help the three-year E class, and it is possible to destroy the earth, which makes Li Xian have no means to target it at all.But that's also the reason why Li Xian came to this plane, after all, fun is the theme, and his main purpose is to help Icarus get a smile and plunder the world or something, so he doesn't have to worry too much about it.In this harmonious and loving atmosphere, Xiao Yi should be able to gain something, right?
Until the last second, Li Xian still thought so.Hearing Icarus's reply, Octopus Kill was a little depressed, and its color became a little darker.Can't even get your own desserts?
At this moment, the wooden door of the classroom opened again, and Uruma Yutomi walked in, and when he looked around, he saw Li Xian's body sitting casually, Icarus standing on the podium, and the octopus next to him with his head bowed."
I'm Karama from the Ministry of Defense, and I'm sure you all know him roughly, the newcomer...
Teacher, first of all, I want to tell you that what I am going to say next is a state secret and must not be exposed.The thing is actually very simple, the moon exploded a few days ago, I believe you also know, and this guy in front of you is the culprit of the moon explosion. ”Wuma said, sighing slightly, he didn't know if the group of students in front of him could do it, but with that guy here, it should...
No problem, he glanced at Li Xian, didn't give many classmates time to react, and continued: "Anyway, I hope you can kill this guy." ”"O...~..~" There was a cry from under the podium that seemed to understand."
Well, what is he?
Is it an alien who has come to invade Earth?
”Mimura Hanghui was obviously not the only one who had questions, but he was the only one who asked first, but he regretted it a little after saying that."
That's really rude, teacher, I'm a local person."
was pointed at by his own students and asked, the octopus killed a little annoyed, the yellow head, spewed out some pink mist, a few tentacles were also waving indiscriminately, and there was a poofing sound from the feet, which sounded a little inexplicable joy.Li Xian, who feels that real people are more interesting than anime, can't help but want to laugh, but considering the mood of many classmates, he still can't help it.Yukiko Kanzaki, who was at his next table, naturally found out about Li Xian's abnormality, and thought that his body was uncomfortable, after all, his face turned red, and he didn't say anything until Li Xian shook his head at her.And Wuma's explanation did not disappear with the interruption."
I'm sorry, I can't tell you the details, but what he said is the truth, this guy who destroyed the moon is ready to destroy the earth in March of next year.Only the heads of state know about this, and if his existence is made public, the world will fall into chaos, which is absolutely not allowed, so until then, the best way is to kill him, which is commonly known as assassination. ”When the words fell, Wu Ma was very casual, took out a gray-green knife from his arms, slashed it at the head of the octopus kill, and explained while fighting: "It's a pity that this guy's speed is amazing, up to Mach 20, let alone killing him, he will even take the opportunity to help you trim your eyebrows, unexpectedly, he repairs very well."
So, if this guy really wants to run, we'll just have to wait to die. ”With the words, the octopus killing that was completed at the same time as the eyebrow trimming, hearing that he was praised, his yellow face instantly turned pink, and after packing up his tools, he held the round yellow head again, and said: "Don't worry, if that's the case, it's too boring, although I don't want to be killed, but if it's as the head teacher of the three-year E class of Chunqiu Middle School, then I'm happy to be it." ”"Impossible."
Hearing this octopus creature and talking about the words of the head teacher, Icarus replied indifferently.Seeing the people below, the corners of their eyes twitched slightly: Hey, this is a monster that can destroy the earth, is it okay to refuse so coldly?"
AhhOnce again rejected, the octopus was already crying, and the ghost knew how he made such an expression with a round head."
Look, just like this, no one knows what he thinks, so under the condition that he asked to be a teacher, we also made a request, that is, we must not hurt the students, in this case, you can also start with confidence."
For the funny behavior of octopus killing, Uruma is already powerless to complain, which is fundamentally different from the guy he saw at the beginning, it is basically two different octopuses.And in the face of this sudden task, as expected, the students below were in an uproar again, and Wuma had already prepared for this: ()