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Chapter 10: What a stupid human


Thinking of the events of his previous life, Tian Cheng was very angry and aggrieved, because of the pain in his previous life, he simply unconsciously closed this part of his memory, but he was gaged by this treacherous and cute kitten, and he seemed to be in a much more cheerful mood.However, living in this home, how can she be cheerful.Mrs.

Tian's scolding rang out again: ", I can't live, who stole my eggs!"

I've got one egg missing!

Oh my God, let me know who stole my eggs, and I'll shoot him!

”Tian Cheng pouted, the chickens at home were all fed by Song Xiuzhi, but the eggs were eaten by Mrs.

Tian and Tian Jinzhi, and the old woman also took a bite of my egg, as if the egg was born by her.Mrs.

Tian shouted and scolded in the yard, the door of the third family's house was closed, and the old family didn't see any movement, she rolled her eyes and thought about it, the third family was too lazy, and they refused to get up until breakfast was cooked, and it was possible to steal eggs if they had the chance, and there was only the broom star of the old family.kicked open the door of the small west house, and Mrs.

Tian scolded: "Dead girl, did you steal my eggs?"

”A cool air rushed in, Tian Cheng raised his head to look at Mrs.

Tian, and he didn't intend to deny it with a faint look: "Yes, grandma, I was sick yesterday, eat an egg to make up for it." ”"Make up for it, make up for your mother's fart, you dead girl loses money, I haven't settled accounts with you yet, you still dare to steal my eggs, it's better to feed you than to feed the dog!"

Mrs.

Tian felt sorry for the egg, and she also knew that this egg was going to come back, so she came to beat Tian Cheng with her hands.Tian Cheng worked in the field all day long, even if he just had a fever and his health was not very good, but his flexibility was still there, and he suddenly dodged away and pushed it on the old woman's back.The old woman planted her head on the kang.Raising her head, she was facing a pair of strange eyes, and her amber pupils were cold, and the old woman was startled, screaming and retreating, only to find that there was a pitifully small cat on the kang.There are many wild cats in the countryside, and the old woman feels sorry for the eggs, and she doesn't care where the cat came from, so she picks up the broom on the kang and goes to beat the oranges: "You are a dead girl with a bad conscience, you are so big to feed you in vain, but you learn to steal and eat you, I will kill you!"

”There was a lot of noise here, and the third daughter-in-law, Fang Daya and Tian Jinzhi, came over, of course, because they heard that they had found the thief who stole the eggs, and by the way, they came over to say a few words about Tian Cheng.Tian Cheng can be flexible, how can he be beaten by Mrs.

Tian, seeing Tian Jinzhi enter the door, she hid behind Jin Zhi: "Aunt, aunt, look at my grandma, I ate an egg, she will beat me to death, aunt, you have eaten so many eggs, why don't she say that she will kill you with my milk." ”The aunts and grandmothers screamed kissingly, and what they said was the truth.Tian Jinzhi: ......

How did she take this?

The third daughter-in-law originally came to cheer the old lady on, and by the way, she stepped on her nephew's foot, but when she heard this, she stood up and smiled meaningfully.Yes, the fine grains and eggs at home are all eaten by Tian Jinzhi, not to mention the eggs that her younger brother and younger brother are eating, if they can eat a full meal, they will burn high incense.Mrs.

Tian was so angry that she wanted to beat but was afraid of touching her daughter: "Why don't you want to compare with your aunt, you don't pee and take a photo, see if you are worthy!"

I'm telling you, no one in this family wants to eat eggs except your aunt!

”Tian Cheng smiled and looked at Tian Jinzhi: "Auntie, we are both children of the Tian family, when my father was alive, he made the greatest contribution to this family, even if he is not here now, my mother and my brother and I are also earning work, why don't I deserve to compare with my aunt, even if I can't compare with anything else, I can't eat an egg, I'm sick or I fell to wash your clothes for my aunt." ”Tian Jinzhi must have felt that Tian Cheng couldn't compare with her, but she was a high school student, so she definitely couldn't say this openly, so she could only reach out to pull Mrs.

Tian: "Mother, forget it, it's just about an egg, and you can eat the orange if you eat it." ”Fang Daya didn't know where she got the guts, so she suddenly said: "Isn't it, or give one to the younger brother and the younger brother to eat, why just give the orange to eat." ”This time she stabbed the hornet's nest again, and Mrs.

Tian immediately shouted unrelentingly: "It's all against God, there is not even a rule in this house, I stare at those eggs all day long, and tell you, big shoes and small shoes have to have a look, the rules of our family are set by me, and no one is allowed to move this egg." ”Tian Cheng smiled and said loudly: "Yes, grandma, aunt, big shoes and small shoes, you have to look like you!"

The shoes of our Lao Tian family, the bottom of the gang is crooked," she sighed twice: "This rule doesn't make sense anywhere, and I'm not afraid of other people's jokes." ”In the seventies, the general rural families made their own shoes to wear, and women generally had shoe templates cut out of paper, which were called shoes in the local language, no matter the size of the shoes, the handiwork was good or bad, and the appearance must be regular, otherwise, the shoes made were crooked, not to mention that they were not good-looking, and they were not comfortable.If you don't look good, you're going to be laughed at.The rules of the Lao Tian family really don't make sense when they are taken out.The final result was that Mrs.

Tian quarreled and was pulled away by Tian Jinzhi, before Fang Daya went out, she glanced at Tian Cheng meaningfully, how did she think that this girl had become different from before.Tian Cheng smiled at her and kindly reminded: "Third aunt, the eggs I ate were picked up by myself in the chicken coop." ”Then she closed the door and shut out the thoughtful third daughter-in-law.I didn't think it was noisy just now, but as soon as the door was closed at this moment, Tian Cheng felt that it was very cold in the house, and the little heat that had gathered in the house was let go.Tian Cheng shuddered, the kitten knew the rules very well, squatted on the rag that belonged to it, raised his eyes and looked at her: "It's really stupid human to quarrel like this for an egg." ”Tian Cheng didn't like to hear this: "Yes, you are smart and wise, I am a stupid human being, I will get back eggs in a while, you don't want to eat them." ”As soon as she heard that there were still eggs to eat, the cat immediately coaxed, and her tone was extremely flattering: "Little Orange, look at you, you are still too careful, I actually scolded the old woman, isn't it just that you eat an egg, I think you are so smart and capable, you should eat anything." ”And I'm so cute, shouldn't I eat one too?

People love to listen to good words, Tian Cheng is no exception, she squinted her eyes and smiled slylyly: "Yes, I think so too, and I am a selfless person, but I don't want to eat alone." ”The cat saw today from yesterday, and he also understood the situation of this family, thinking that Tian Cheng still had to get some eggs for Tian Ye and Song Xiuzhi to eat, so he quickly added himself: "I am also a member of our family now." ”()