It was also his bad luck, not far from the courtyard, and he happened to meet Tian Meow cat.In the past few days, the remnants of scorpions have been drilled out at home from time to time, and the meow cat is disgusting with that thing, and he doesn't dare to stay at home for more, so he walks outside when he has nothing to do.The last time Han Yongjun came to the house to make trouble, Tian Meow cat happened to be not at home, and then it was a pity for a while, this time, it must not be easy to let go, the fat big orange cat with agility and fierceness that does not fit its body shape, jumped up, showed a cold and shining paw, and went to Han Yongjun's face.Han Yongjun saw this nightmare cat coldly, it was really more terrible than finding himself peeing his pants, he screamed in horror, turned around to escape, but found that the cat twisted in the air, changed direction halfway, and walked away.Damn, this man is more disgusting than a scorpion!
The villagers who were watching the melon eating were stunned and stunned, first they wondered why the cat attacked people, and then they wondered why the cat ran away again, or the child laughed: "Hahaha, he pulled his pants, and the cat thought he stinked and was scared away by him!"
”A foul smell emanated from Han Yongjun's body, and the villagers remembered the strange fluttering sound just now, and immediately dispersed."
Stinky to death, stinky to death, to be scared by cats to pull their pants, why are the people of Shimotamura so cowardly!""
Oh, I'm laughing to death, I have to tell my cousin, this is a second-rate son in their village, this is not enough to lose people in their village, and they are embarrassed to come to our village!"
There are also people who worry about Han Yongjun: "This second-rate son is sticky in the crotch of his pants, how can he go home?"
”Han Yongjun didn't dare to go home at that time, so he washed himself and his clothes in the canal outside the village, squatted in the bushes and waited for his clothes to be half dry before going home in clothes.He was strange, it wasn't that he hadn't fought before, and he hadn't seen a kitchen knife cut people, so how could he be scared by a little girl to pee his pants today.And the terrible cat, did the cat wait there on purpose, to plot against him?
Han Yongjun was frightened by the orange cat, this is really his worry, how can Tian Meow cat have so many clever calculations.At this time, Tian Meow Cat was remorseful, why did he escape from the battle at that time, so many people looked at it, and they must have thought that they were a cowardly meow.Tian Cheng came in from outside, but he touched its fur with rare gentleness, and scratched its neck: "Tian Meow cat is doing well today, if you touch that dirty guy with your paws, which paw touches, I will chop up which of your paws!"
It's disgusting!
”As she spoke, she muttered to herself: "The amount of medicine I gave is right, that is, it makes him incontinent as soon as he is frightened, is it that the medicine is heavy, how can he also be incontinent when he is frightened?"
”Tian Meow's body trembled, as a system cat from the future, it really didn't know that under the current extremely simple and backward medical conditions, with some messy herbs and the like, Tian Cheng could actually make a big man pee his pants under specific conditions!
It's scary to think about!
Tian Meow Cat looked at Tian Cheng differently, with a little awe, a little admiration, a soldier who surrendered without a fight, Tian Cheng's hand, compared to Lan Chuan's over-the-shoulder fall is much more powerful.Yu Lanchuan was in the room next door to the educated youth, giving Yin Jianshe a lecture.After analyzing a question, Yin Jianshe put down the pen in his hand and saw Zhang Aidang lying on the kang with Erlang's legs crossed, humming a small tune in his mouth, and couldn't help but ask: "Ai Dang, do you really plan to deal with Tian Jinzhi?"
I saw that the lesbian was not a fuel-efficient lamp. ”Zhang Aidang sat up, with a bit of helplessness in his tone: "So what, Wang Weihong is good, but isn't she getting along with you?"
”Yin Jianshe choked for a while, in the spring of this year, he and Wang Weihong fell in love, Wang Weihong is a hearty person, neat in things, and the only female intellectuals in the village, and Yin Jianshe fell in love with the object, and several intellectuals were very envious of him.Seeing Yin Jianshe like this, Zhang Aidang laughed: "Okay, okay, I don't mean anything else, I'm very optimistic about you and Wei Hong, you two are still fellow countrymen, fellow villagers see fellow countrymen, two tears in their eyes, tears in their eyes, tears in their eyes, just eat steamed buns and don't eat bran!"
”As he spoke, the topic of this person turned to eating, and Yin Jianshe was helpless: "Don't interrupt, do you know that Tian Jinzhi's mother is not a good stubble, you have a relationship with her daughter, and she doesn't peel you off?"
”Zhang Aidang looked indifferent: "Peel it, peel it, I have this skin left, look at us, what else is there besides this skin, it's rare for someone to want me, it's already very good, you don't know, I ...... when I go home for the New Year" Speaking of this, Zhang Aidang sighed and stopped talking.Zhang Aidang also has his own plans.He was the first educated youth to come, he had been in Ueda Village for nine years, when he came, he was sixteen years old, and now, he is already a twenty-five-year-old young man, and the days are repeated, day after day, far away, and I don't know if there will be a day when he will return to the city in the future.When he came home for the Chinese New Year, his parents were a lot more unfamiliar with him, his mother kept putting vegetables in his bowl, his father stopped talking to him, and the family was a little polite and cautious when talking to him.The two younger brothers are married, the eldest brother lives with his parents at home, and when it is the second brother's turn to get married, the family is really unable to squeeze, and the younger two brothers can only go to live in the mother-in-law's house, and they have not returned in Chinese New Year's Eve.Even if the second brother and his family come back, they don't have a place to live, and during the Chinese New Year, Zhang Aidang set up a simple wire bed in the living room, slept at night, and put it away during the day.His parents retired early, and his two younger brothers took their parents' classes, where he could still farm and earn work, and when he went back to the city, he would be an unemployed youth.Zhang Aidang smiled bitterly, saying that he was an unemployed youth if he said it well, and he was an unemployed vagrant if he said it badly.He remembered the relieved gaze of his younger brother and sister-in-law when he left after the New Year, and the reluctant and helpless gaze of his parents.What to do in the future, Zhang Aidang is very confused, it is rare for Tian Jinzhi to be good to him, give him food every day, at the beginning, he just wanted to feel the warmth of this kind of care, and later, after getting used to this kind of care, Zhang Aidang felt that it was not bad to have a companion, and it was a day to live, so let's mess around.Yu Lanchuan is still a decentralized cadre, he is handsome and has good skills, the deputy director of the county public security bureau, when he encounters difficult cases, he often comes to them for advice, and he doesn't deal with Tian Cheng anymore.What else can I do if I want a little intellectual, Tian Jinzhi looks good, and he is a high school student, so he is very good to him, and Zhang Aidang will push the boat and get along with her.()