It's been two lifetimes, and it's the first time she has touched a boy's abdominal muscles, I don't know if Yu Lanchuan's abdominal muscles are of good quality.Even if there have been many surgeries in the previous life, patients with abdominal muscles are rare, and even if there are, it is impossible for a doctor to touch them.Of course, plastic models don't count.Feeling Tian Cheng's little hand restlessly groping around on his stomach, and occasionally pinching it, Yu Lanchuan was tense and straight, and the movements of riding a bicycle were not right, what kind of thing is this girl going to do.And she seems to be muttering something?"
What did you say?"
Yu Lanchuan didn't dare to look back, his face burned badly, and she would definitely see it when he turned around.Tian Cheng has been swimming in the ocean of knowledge again, and is verifying it little by little, when she heard Yu Lanchuan's question, she subconsciously opened her mouth and said: "Your abdominal muscles are only six ......"
As soon as the words came out, she couldn't wait to slap herself in the mouth, what is this saying!
I didn't expect Yu Lanchuan to really be able to answer, and his tone was a little wilted: "Well, if I practice again, I will practice into eight pieces in the future." ”I've long heard that girls like boys with abs, but I didn't expect the standard of oranges to be so high, six pieces is not enough, and it must be eight, it seems that he still has to work hard.AhhTian Cheng was speechless, she really hated to slap herself twice, she withdrew her hand and smiled dryly: "Well, that, Yu Lanchuan, in fact, you don't have to practice, your abdominal muscles are already very good." ”Yu Lanchuan didn't speak, because her hand left, he obviously relaxed a lot, Tian Cheng didn't care what he thought, she had to say it clearly, otherwise what if this stupid guy really tossed himself and had to train eight-pack abs."
Well, anatomically speaking, the abdominal muscle has only one piece, which is a long strip, divided into two, one on the left and one on the right, so some people also say that it is two.The reason why the abdominal muscles seem to have eight pieces is actually because they are separated by the tendons, and how the tendons are divided varies from person to person, some people's abdominal muscles are born with six pieces, and some people's abdominal muscles are born with eight pieces, so you don't have to practice anymore, your abdominal muscles are born with six pieces. ”(Therefore, the joke on the Internet about training eight-pack abs and finally returning ninety-nine to one actually has some scientific truth, because there is only one abdominal muscle in the human abs.)Laughing and crying) Yu Lanchuan couldn't cry or laugh as if he had been splashed with cold water, and this girl was touching her body for a long time, just to verify the anatomical theory!
Heck, medical students are terrible, in case Orange wants to see the structure inside the abdominal muscles......
Yu Lanchuan shuddered, what, he still rode well, don't think about it.It was just a small episode, the bicycle turned lightly, and when they saw strange things along the way, they both had to stop and take a look, and they thought the price was right and bought some to take with them, and when they arrived at the zoo, there were a large bunch of knick-knacks hanging on the handlebars, as well as bread, sausages and sodas, and Tian Cheng held a big one in his hand.At this time, how can he still think about any anatomy, Tian Cheng raised one hand, fed it to Yu Lanchuan's mouth from time to time, and gave him a bite to eat, Yu Lanchuan carried the food and those bits and pieces, one of the gnats cage, the gnats in it were still screaming, which provoked the children in front of him to come over to see.The two bought tickets to enter the zoo, and compared with later generations, there are far fewer visitors to the zoo now, and people are plainly dressed, calm and calm, or curious and happy, without the rush and crowding of later generations.Visiting the zoo is actually a manual job, and after visiting, Tian Cheng has to sit down and rest for a while as soon as she sees the chair, and then later, she simply can't get up under the shade: "I'm too tired, it's too hot, I'm not leaving." ”Yu Lanchuan sat with her for a while, and when she stood up again, he squatted in front of her and pointed to his back: "Come up, I'll carry you." ”"Really, aren't you tired?"
Yu Lanchuan pretended to be impatient: "I can't get up, if I don't come up again, I'll go!"
”Tian Cheng pounced and jumped on his back.Yu Lanchuan is willing to carry her, so the fool won't go up.The rest of the journey is that Tian Cheng walks by himself for a while, rests for a while, and then Yu Lanchuan carries her for a while, and then Tian Cheng himself feels embarrassed: "I'm very heavy, am I tired?"
”Yu Lanchuan smiled secretly, the little girl still had a conscience: "Well, it's a bit heavy, but it's not tired." ”"Then I'm going to lose weight quickly, and next time you carry me, you can be a little lighter."
Tian Cheng found a little conscience, sorry."
It's okay, it's okay if you don't lose it, now the weight is just right, I'll be a pig.""
Who do you say is a pig?""
Whoever I carry on my back is a pig.""
Then you let me down, I don't have to carry it.""
A pig is a pig when it is put down.""
I'm a pig, and you're a pig!""
Pigs are pigs, I am a pig, I am glorious, and I create benefits for the country.""
No, you're not a pig, look at the one over there, you're the same as it.""
Well, then you're the little one next to you."
The two orangutans were tickling each other's lice, looked at the two humans, the big one rolled his eyes, it was really incomprehensible, if there was no nutrition at all, how could these two people talk so with relish.In the eyes of the orangutan, these two people are not as good as the orangutan, at least the orangutan still understands that silence is golden.It was already afternoon when I came out of the zoo, the weather was still very hot, the gnats in the cage were all crying weakly, the two were tired and thirsty, there was a soda seller at the entrance of the zoo, I bought two bottles of soda, one bottle for each person, and raised my neck to pour it into my mouth."
Xiaohu, Xiaohu, where are you?
Little Tiger, Little Tiger!
”An aunt in her fifties looked around and cried loudly: "Oh my God, my child, my child is lost!"
I just bought a bottle of soda, and he was right next to me!
”Before Tian Cheng could react, Yu Lanchuan had already put the bottle on the counter and ran to the aunt: "When did you separate from the child, how old is the child, what clothes are you wearing, what characteristics are on the body, and who was around the child at that time?"
”The aunt was stunned by this series of questions, but Yu Lanchuan didn't look at her, she was busy looking around, and urged her again: "Say, what clothes is the child wearing, what characteristics are on the body, I will help you find the child!"
”"Oh, Xiaohu is four years old," the aunt came back to her senses and quickly said: "Wearing navy blue half-sleeves, black shorts, well, plastic sandals, the sandals are black, and Xiaohu has a black mole on the front of his neck......