This is really a mouse licking the cat's buttocks, looking for shit (dead) by himself, Tian Ye stood up and pulled a few chopsticks into his bowl: "Well, Tian Meow must be hungry, I will go into the house and eat with Tian Meow Cat." ”The meow cat under the table: I'm here!
Right at your feet, where are you going?!
Seeing Tian Ye and Tian Meow Cat enter the back room one after another, there was the sound of latching, and Tian Cheng spoke slowly: "Dianzi, you said that those people who eat steamed buns, I heard you say that they are human meat buns, are they uncomfortable?"
”"What's uncomfortable, that's because they have a shallow stomach, like me, even if the human meat buns are still eaten, I spent the money to buy pork, and I ate the human meat buns, and I took advantage of it!"
Tian Cheng knew that this little guy didn't take it seriously, but when he saw that the bear child didn't know whether he was alive or dead, he stretched out his chopsticks and pointed to the meat on the plate: "Just like this, Sister Orange, if you say it's human flesh, I will eat it the same." ”Well, it seems that if he doesn't feel bad, he won't recognize his mistakes."
This is the meat of the pork belly, this transparent is fat, which is what we usually call fat, this lean meat, it is muscle, the story I want to tell......"
This guy is not hard-mouthed, Tian Cheng told him in detail, how the large pool on the negative floor was full of corpses, and how it was transported from the negative floor to the upstairs, and then how Yang Bin played a prank, and when it came to the oil-stained gloves pasted on Yang Bin's face, Wang Dian wow, and ran out.But this guy is different from the field, he ran to the rice bowl of the tiger, squatted and retched, at this time the field was also finished, and it was very strange to look at him: "Wang Dian, what do you mean by this, why is there no dog food on the rice bowl of the huzi." ”Tian Ye just asked the question in Huzi's heart, and the big dog stared at Wang Dian with big amber eyes, and looked at Wang Dian very strangely.Wang Dian gurgled in his throat for a long time, but he didn't spit it out, he pressed his chest and gave a thumbs up to Tian Cheng, who came out: "Sister Orange, you're still black!"
You're so much worse than my dad!
”Tian Ye's curiosity is not satisfied: "Hey, Wang Dian, you haven't said it yet, why are you lying on the pot of the tiger?"
”Wang Dian glared at him: "You still say, you know what story Sister Orange wants to tell, right?"
”Tian Ye smiled: "I know, I already heard it once yesterday, and I vomited all the food I ate." ”Wang Dian stretched out his sleeve and wiped his mouth: "No, I still have to go back to eat." ”After such a toss, the bear child forgot the fact that his buttocks were injured, sat on the stool with his buttocks, and screamed in pain, Tian Ye gloated, and Tian Cheng asked him with a smile: "Hey, Dianzi, didn't you say that even if this plate is human flesh, you can eat it?"
If someone tells you that you eat human flesh yourself, you can tell me, are you uncomfortable?
”"Sister Orange, I was wrong, let's not mention meat, okay?
I know how uncomfortable those who eat buns. ”Wang Dian clasped his hands together and begged for mercy vigorously."
In the future, you must have a degree of prank, and put yourself in the shoes of others."
Tian Cheng came into the house and took a bottle of medicinal oil out: "Eat, I'll apply medicine to you after eating, so that your butt will get better quickly, you can't stand all the time." ”Eleven-year-old Wang Dian thought that he was already a young man, of course he refused to expose his ass to Tian Cheng, he tugged on his pants, and did not let Tian Cheng do it, no way, Tian Cheng gave the medicine bottle to Tian Ye, explained how much to use and how to use it, and went out.In this way, Wang Dian also ate two more cakes and a bowl of vegetables, and after eating, the two little fart children applied medicinal oil in the back room, Tian Cheng cleaned up the table outside, and was about to wash the dishes, when the field came out: "Sister, don't wash it, I'll wash it for a while." ”Well, since the younger brother took the initiative to do the work, there was no reason not to let it, Tian Cheng piled the dishes and chopsticks in the rice pot, shook his hand and went to take a nap.This field gave Wang Dian medicine, after all, it was the first time, and it was not serious, Wang Dian screamed in pain: "Tianye, you have learned from Sister Orange that you have learned badly, you think I affected you yesterday, and deliberately punished me, right?"
”Tian Ye's movements were much softer: "Wang Dian, don't blame my sister, she is also for our good." ”"I know!"
Wang Dian said angrily, how could he blame Sister Orange, he didn't blame anyone.The buttocks hurt hotly, yesterday his father came home, without saying a word, he pulled the belt and beat him first, and after beating the person without saying a few words, he was called away by someone from the unit.Wang Xueli is busy, since Wang Dian has a memory, he is not at home all day, Wang Dian's mother left when he was very young, even if he comes back to see him occasionally, he is busy saying bad things about Grandma Wang and Wang Xueli in front of him.When Wang Dian was a child, he was willing to listen to her, but when he grew up, he became sensible, understood right and wrong, knew the words in his memory, and the hidden meaning in those pictures, when his mother came to him again, he was much colder.After Tian Ye finished applying the medicine, he slapped Wang Dian on the back of the waist: "Okay, it's done." ”Wang Dian got up, the place where the medicine was applied was cool and cool, the hot pain was reduced a lot, the field went out to wash the dishes, Wang Dian took a rag and stood in front of the table, the Song family had this table, which was both a dining table and a desk, and he mechanically wiped the table over and over again.In fact, Wang Dian is very envious of Tian Ye, one of them has no father and one has no mother, but Wang Dian feels that it is much better to have a mother than to have a father, Tian Ye is also busy with his mother's work, but people accompany Tian Ye whenever they have time, and they always talk softly to children.Wang Dian likes to write homework at Song's house, he and Tian Ye write homework on this table, in order to save electricity, only one light is turned on at home, Song Xiuzhi sits next to them to do needlework after finishing housework, and sometimes looks at the textbooks in the field, Wang Dian doesn't understand what these broken textbooks are good about, but he thinks this feeling is particularly good.Under the gaze of Song Xiuzhi's gentle gaze, he was embarrassed to copy the fieldwork.and Sister Orange, she is also very good, she will gently wipe off her nosebleeds, never treat him as a child, and when she talks to him, she always uses a consultative tone, and even now, she does not teach him directly, but uses facts to tell him how uncomfortable those who eat steamed buns are made by his pranks.The two children were playing in the yard, when the clock came at eight o'clock in the evening, Song Xiuzhi also came back, the days were long in summer, and the clock was still bright at eight o'clock, Song Xiuzhi entered the house, Tian Cheng left her vegetables, Song Xiuzhi refused to eat, saying that she had eaten in the canteen.It was hot, and there was no refrigerator at home, so he was worried that the food would go bad overnight, so Tian Cheng had to put the vegetable bowl in a basin of cold water, Song Xiuzhi washed his hands, first gave Huzi the leftovers brought back from the canteen, went to the warehouse to see the scorpions and mealworms, and filled the mouth of these things at home before returning to the main house.()