"What did you two eat today, diarrhea?"
As soon as Tian Ye came back, Wang Dian went out again, and Tian Cheng asked Tian Ye.Tian Yehan smiled: "It's not diarrhea, sister, we just urinate a little more, and we drink too much water in the afternoon." ”Tian Cheng thought about eating at noon and not being salty: "Why do you drink so much water, it doesn't seem to be salty at noon?"
”Tian Ye's face flushed red, and he was a little embarrassed: "Sister, don't ask." ”Seeing him like this, Tian Cheng's curiosity was aroused: "No, tell me quickly, did you steal something at Wang Dian's house and salted it, that's why you drank so much water?"
”Tian Ye's face turned even redder, today's incident was really caused by him and Wang Dian stealing food.This afternoon, the two children went back to Wang Dian's house to look for something, and Grandma Wang said that the Public Security Bureau had divided a sack of melons and cut one for them to quench their thirst.Grandma Wang's technique of picking melons is average, this melon is not very ripe, the melon is powdery, and the melon seeds are white, the old lady feels sorry for her grandson, and picks another one, this time it is good to cut it, red and black seeds, and it tastes sweet and rustling.The two children ate half of it, Wang Dian didn't know what to think, so he pulled the field to the warehouse where the melons were placed, he squatted in front of the watermelons scattered all over the ground, and knocked them one by one: "My father taught me to pick melons, and if you listen to the dull sound, it means that the melons are ripe, and if the sound is crisp, it must be raw." ”As he spoke, the bear child took a fruit knife, followed the example of an adult, cut a ping-pong ball-sized, triangular hole on a watermelon, and took out the triangular melon and ate it: "Look, this melon is ripe." ”After eating the melon pulp, he carefully inlaid the melon skin back on top of the melon and flicked another melon: "This one should also be ripe." ”Skillfully get off the knife, taste the melon, put the melon skin back, play it again, cut it again, taste it again, and set it back again......
Tian Cheng's eyes widened when he heard this, these two bear children, in such a hot weather, if the melons are cut and not eaten, they will be bad in two days at most, how many melons have they wasted: "Did you two cut a bag of melons, and then taste too many melons to become like this?"
Didn't I say you, Tian Ye, you are a teenager, how can you be so ignorant?
”Tian Ye had a bitter face, and he felt that he had the urge to urinate again: "Just tasting melons will not be like this, and then Uncle Wang came back......"
When the two bear children tasted more than half of a sack of melons, Wang Xueli came back, and heard Grandma Wang say that the two children were in the warehouse, came to take a look, and then saw this scene.At this time, only three of the melons on the ground have not been cut, and the rest look very good, but if you look closely, you can see that a triangular opening has been cut on it, and the melon skin is still embedded in it.Wang Xueli picked up the belt at that time, looked at the field and felt that it was not enough to just hit one, but it was not good to hit two, after all, the field was someone else's child.He couldn't bear to put up with Wang Dian, but it was impossible to let him go so easily: "Come on, come on, don't you like to eat melons, didn't you cut all the melons, give them to Lao Tzu to eat, kneel here to eat, when will you finish eating all the cut melons, when will you stand up again!"
”This is a dozen big melons, Wang Dian knelt on the ground, only ate one, and he couldn't eat it anyway, the field saw that he was pitiful, and also helped him eat, and then ......, "And then you became like this?"
”Tian Cheng was angry and laughed, who had these two bear children on the stall, it was really unlucky, why were they so naughty."
In the end, the two of us couldn't eat, Wang Dian was about to pee his pants, Uncle Wang let us go to the toilet, and after going to the toilet, I came back to continue eating, no, sister, I have to go to the toilet......"
As he spoke, Tian Ye ran away, he went out of the yard door, Wang Dian entered the yard gate, and the little brothers almost bumped into each other.Wang Dian didn't know that Tian Ye had a big mouth, and he confessed the good things he had done, and he was still thinking about how to branch Tian Cheng, so he could copy the field's homework, so he heard Tian Cheng ask: "Dianzi, is the melon delicious?"
”"......"
Wang Dian instantly understood: "Tian Ye, this traitor!"
”Tian Cheng laughed: "So that you can, don't you know that the melon is cut and will be bad after two days at most?"
Now there is no refrigerator again!
”"Sister Orange, what's the refrigerator?"
Tian Chengxin said that he had leaked his mouth, and casually perfunctory: "It's a box with ice cubes, put the melon in it, and it won't be easy to break." ”Wang Dian didn't think much about it: "Hey, there are so many melons, how can there be such a big box." ”Tian Cheng was suddenly very curious: "Then did you two finish eating the melon in the end, looking at the frequency of you two running to the toilet, you shouldn't have eaten less, right?"
”Wang Dian didn't expect Tian Ye to even tell Tian Cheng about the later events, and he was filled with indignation: "Tian Ye, this traitor, he, how can he tell you everything!"
”Tian Cheng urged him with a smile: "Come on, I even know about your human meat buns deceiving people, what is this?"
”Wang Dian thinks about it, it's a shame, it's a shame, anyway, Sister Orange is not an outsider, so he said it honestly.The two of them cut more than a dozen big melons, of course, it was impossible to eat them all at once, and in the end, it was Grandma Wang who pleaded, and watched the field also eat the belly round, I was afraid that it would really break the children, and I couldn't explain to Song Xiuzhi, Wang Xueli let them go, let the two bear children hold the watermelon, Wang Xueli followed behind, sent one to each neighbor, and explained the reason for the matter.This is even more uncomfortable than beating them with a belt, and every time the two bear children come to the house, they receive thanks at first, and when the story is finished, the neighbors laugh so hard that they can't straighten their waists, and they laugh so much that they can't hold their melons and fall to the ground.Wang Dian this time, but he became famous in the family area of the Public Security Bureau, and even took the field with him.After the story was told, Wang Dian had a bitter face: "Sister Orange, you see how interesting I am, I told you all my embarrassing things, you and you, you ......"
"What am I?"
”Wang Dian actually wanted to say, you just go and rest, don't get in the way here, but he can't just open his mouth to drive Tian Cheng away, after all, this is Tian's family and not his own home, the little guy scratched his ears and cheeks, bit the ballpoint pen head and gurgled it, and his buttocks were restless as if he had been pricked, and he was so uncomfortable.At this time, the field also came back, took out the homework book, and the two bear children looked at each other, and the field was embarrassed.Tian Cheng saw that Wang Dian kept looking at the field's homework book, and couldn't guess his thoughts, so he directly teased him: "What, Wang Dian, this school is about to start, are you struggling, are you going to hand in your homework?"
”Wang Dian rolled his eyes: "What's wrong with the start of school, the dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, the more I start school, the more waves I have!"
”Tian Cheng smiled: "It seems that just standing up to eat, kneeling to eat melons is not enough, our Wang Dian is planning to stand in class." ”()