Hey, I really guessed by the scholar, how could Xiao Yaohua apologize to the scholar, this was just to attract the scholar's attention, and the restless glass of water in his right hand was poured on the smooth ground.The scholar didn't say anything, for fear that it would be a mistake as soon as he opened his mouth, so he had to bypass Xiao Yaohua again, but he didn't expect that just a few steps away, he suddenly slipped and fell to the ground."
Childe, don't go, you're too hateful, look at how I punish you."
With his hands and legs on his stomach, the embarrassed scholar struggled and screamed loudly.Since Xiao Yaohua loves the whole person so much, he can naturally be a scholar, and when he thought of this, he immediately thought of a way to rectify the person.Taking advantage of Xiao Yaohua's absence, the scholar found a few grinding tools, and took a few round oranges to dip in the dye vat, and suddenly all the round wood became exactly the same type as the small oranges.The scholar deliberately placed the results on the table with the result in his hand, and peeled off the orange gas with a real small orange in his hand, and deliberately swallowed it slowly into his mouth one by one.It happened that the scholar's luck was very good, but Xiao Yaohua was still in the hall, and the scholar immediately pretended to be easy-going and handed Xiao Yaohua a fake orange with peeled oranges."
To Xiao Gongzi, this is the fresh orange I just peeled, you can taste it and see if it's sweet."
Disguised with a face, the scholar faintly looked forward to Xiao Yaohua's appearance when he learned the truth."
Yo, little scholar, when did you become so kind, since that's the case, then this son can't."
Saying that, Xiao Yaohua threw the orange into his mouth.As soon as he took a bite, he immediately spit it out, and the scholar laughed when he saw this."
Ah Pei, bah, bah, you dare to tease this son."
Xiao Yaohua, who was being teased, touched the wood chips at the corner of his mouth with his disgusted hand.It's really a bit of a underestimation of the scholar, I didn't expect this scholar to be tricky, compared to the blatant tricks before, this little scholar's tricks are really incomparable, but Xiao Yaohua said that he was very unconvinced, but he just thought it was caused by carelessness.Seeing Xiao Yaohua like this, the expression on the little scholar's face was very colorful, and he deliberately pretended to be injured and innocent: "Son, what's wrong with you, but what I eat is obviously a real orange, why is the little orange you eat fake, I really don't know this, this fruit was brought over by my subordinates, I just tasted one, I'm really sorry for that!"
”Xiao Yaohua moved the corners of his mouth coldly, heheda, if he really believed in the words of the scholar, he Xiao Yaohua would really be a fool.This orange is real or fake, this little scholar has already started eating it before he Xiao Yaohua came, how can he not know which orange is real or fake.Especially the sentence just now: "I helped you peel the orange peel This sentence is a loophole, how can you peel the orange peel I don't know if it's true or false, the little scholar still thinks he's very smart, this is still him Xiao Yaohua, if someone else has already exposed the scholar's trick." ”If the scholar doesn't take the initiative to explain, Xiao Yaohua won't say it, even if it is a compensation for the scholar this time.Thinking of the sawdust in his mouth, Xiao Yaohua hurried to wash his mouth.Taking advantage of Xiao Yaohua's washing, the little scholar knew that Xiao Yaohua had a habit of thinking that his shoes might be dirty, so the little scholar quietly put some soil into Xiao Yaohua's shoes, and then sat down on the table again, ready to secretly watch Xiao Yaohua's jokes.Xiao Yaohua washed his mouth with teeth, the water stuck to his shoes again, and Xiao Yaohua was a little disgusted with saliva, so Xiao Yaohua had no choice but to change his shoes and wear them, and he immediately put down his shoes as soon as he put them on.He poured his shoes on the ground and turned out to be full of dirt, and Xiao Yaohua, who was shocked, reported bluntly: "I must have done it by this little scholar, this thing is really immoral, I dare to put a pile of soil into my shoes, and now I even have to change my socks, and this shoe has to be cleaned up." ”In the end, Xiao Yaohua is not very angry with the little scholar, after all, this is just soil, if you put some small blades or glass slag in your shoes, then he Xiao Yaohua's feet, I am afraid that he will not be able to walk for a while.The little scholar who was standing outside and peeking was still puzzled, and deliberately took a long eggplant.He made a hole in the eggplant with a spoon and sat on a pair of shoes in the shape of shoes.After finishing it, the little scholar couldn't wait to put the shoes he sat on with eggplant into a box and brought them to Xiao Yaohua."
Childe, I feel very guilty about what I did just now.I bought you a new pair of shoes and asked my son to try them, but they didn't fit. ”Lifting the door curtain, the little scholar handed over the shoes to Xiao Yaohua.Xiao Yaohua thought that the little scholar was really a conscience discovery, but it was impossible to let Ben Gongzi let it go.After thinking about it, Xiao Yaohua still opened the box to see what shoes the little scholar bought.As soon as he opened it, Xiao Yaohua suddenly turned blue and held a long eggplant in his hand: "This is the shoes you gave to my son?"
”Xiao Yaohua, who was angry, angrily repacked the eggplant into the box, and threw the box that took the eggplant to the little scholar."
Come on, little scholar, you first try to wear these shoes for Ben Gongzi, Ben Gongzi feels a little bad quality when he holds the shoes, and now Ben Gongzi orders you to take off the shoes you are wearing immediately, and put on the shoes you gave to Ben Gongzi."
Xiao Yaohua, who was angry, was not angry now, but patiently handed the shoes back to the scholar.Xiao Yaohua wanted to see how the little scholar slapped himself in the face, didn't the little scholar say that this was a shoe, then let the little scholar steal the chicken and rice, and bear the consequences of his own doing, which is really an interesting thing."
This boy is really a little embarrassed" The little scholar who whispered and was humble was very unnatural.This is obviously his own prank, shouldn't the result make Xiao Yaohua throw away his shoes angrily, and then leave with nowhere to vent, how can this be the other way around.The little scholar was very reluctant, and this was just the eggplant's shoe, although the eggplant was very long, but one foot could accommodate it.The little scholar wiped his sweat, he really didn't dare to imagine the consequences, and his feet were not three-inch golden lotus."
What's wrong with the little scholar, isn't this the new shoes you bought for Childe, why can't you even try on shoes for Childe?
Or are you perfunctory?
”Xiao Yaohua, who was very chic, saw the results, especially looking at the scholar's tangled expression, which was refreshing for a while, and urged the scholar more and more.This was urged by Xiao Yaohua, the scholar was a little anxious, and he stomped his feet anxiously with an eggplant in his hand and said: "Childe, this is not a shoe, please see it clearly, this is an eggplant, a dish used to eat, it is not a shoe, understand?"
”"Oh yes, didn't you say that this is a new shoe prepared for my son, why not, obviously you spoke first, aren't you blind?"
Xiao Yaohua said this to make the scholar soft.After all, the friendship between master and servant for many years is not a big betrayal, just a small excitement between two people.But who let the little scholar fix him, how could it be so easy to pass the test without punishing him.The scholar quickly understood the meaning of Xiao Yao's words, and hurriedly smiled with his hand: "You're right to Childe, it's me who was blind and didn't see clearly, and misunderstood the eggplant as a shoe, and now I'll take this eggplant back to the kitchen." ”The soft scholar lowered his head and whispered, and finally walked to the kitchen with the eggplant in his arms, only to breathe a sigh of relief."
Well, I really scared the baby to death just now, Childe is really terrible
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