Xiao Li retracted his gaze to observe the stack of books, and he re-read the notice posted at the door of the infirmary, and realized that the sentence should have been like this: [Be vigilant, when you walk through this door, you leave a safe place. 】It's just that this prompt was forcibly modified by the owner of the infirmary.Zheng Yi didn't see the name of the book inside, his vision was blocked by Xiao Li, and seeing that the other party was motionless, he couldn't help but whisper: "Don't you go in?"
”Although he didn't see the doctor's face, Xiao Li had already sensed a strong unreliable aura, and before he could answer, an optimistic voice came from inside: "Is there a patient queuing up outside?"
Please come in, please come in, I don't need to register here. ”Xiao Li: "......"
Shen Mirage: "Go in and smear some potion, no other surgery is required." ”Shen Mirage stretched out his hand to push open the door of the infirmary, Xiao Li looked at his wrist, and the young man also had the same bruise on his hand.His movements paused imperceptibly for a moment, and he followed Shen Mirage into the infirmary.Bypassing the screen at the door, everyone collectively saw the appearance of the novice doctor.He wears a black cloak, a beak mask on his face, a long, outstretched beak, a decent black top hat on his head, two bottomless black holes in his eyes, gloves, and a small nameplate pinned to his chest: Dr.J (SCP-049-J).Outwardly, he was dressed like the plague doctor who was quite famous in the various dungeon worlds, but the book on the table clearly explained his identity, that he was an admirer of the plague doctor, or rather an imitator.Before the reincarnation entered, he was looking at the book he had in his hand, reading it very carefully, and now he had closed the book, and moved the stack under the chair to cover it, blocking them with his own chair.There was only one chair opposite the doctor, Zheng Yi originally wanted to let Xiao Li sit down, but the other party didn't mean to sit down at all, but waved his hand to let him sit down first, and Zheng Yi didn't shirk and sat down."
Oh, it's really, really good that there are three patients at once."
The doctor rubbed his hands together and looked excited, "You guys sit down, but before I start, I'll finish today's medication for the cactus." ”As he spoke, he opened the drawer and took out a jar that was wrapped in a black film from the outside, and he unscrewed the lid and tilted the jar against the cactus, and a viscous liquid flowed into the soil where the cactus was located, and suddenly made a "sizzling" sound, and there was a puff of white smoke."
There are worms in these places of cactus, and I'm trying to find a way to treat them, you see, aren't there no worms now?"
Dr.
J proudly flaunted.Xiao Li: "That's true, but it also lost some more important things...... such as its life.Dr.
J stopped pouring the concentrated sulfuric acid and screwed the lid back with great difficulty, the leather gloves on his hand made it more difficult for him, and he said as he twisted it, "If you want to get it, you have to pay, this is the conservation theorem." ”Finally screwed on, Dr.
J breathed a sigh of relief, he put his hands on the table, and took down a blank case book: "Which of you comes first?"
”There was a sudden silence in the infirmary.Shen Mirage looked at Xiao Li, Zheng Yi also looked at Xiao Li, and made eye contact, but no one spoke first.Xiao Li simply said, "Then I'll come first." ”"Wait a minute, don't worry, everyone has a share," Dr.
J said, and when he saw Zheng Yi sitting, he directly agreed, "You have all sat down, you must be very admired for my medical skills, so why don't you start first?"
Eun, such a good choice, what is your name?
”Zheng Yi: "......"
I'm not, I don't, you're talking nonsense.He said with a complicated expression: "......
Zheng Yi. ”"Very good, the patient's name is Zheng Yi, please describe your condition."
Dr.
J asked.Zheng Yi: "Actually, it's nothing, it's just that we have a little injury on our arm, well, if there is a red potion, let's just wipe it." ”With that, he craned his head to look at the medicine shelf behind Dr.
Birdbeak, trying to tell which one was the red potion from the pile of strange-looking bottles.Dr.
J: "Hold your hand out." ”Zheng Yi stretched out his hand in fear, and Dr.
J took out a magnifying glass from his cloak pocket and put it in front of his eyes, looked back and forth carefully for a while, and then began to write the medical record.He said in a poetic tone: "The patient failed to escape from prison, was left with coordinates, solution, solution, I want to think ......"
Dr.
J stopped writing, he scratched his ears and cheeks for a while, as if he couldn't think of a good cure.Zheng Yi cautiously added for him: "Smear some red potion." ”Dr.
J ignored his words: "Oh, I have, this is easy!"
Wait a minute. ”He stood up suddenly, his chair making a loud noise on the ground, and walked over to the pile of debris behind the screen, rummaging through it.Zheng Yi turned his head to Xiao Li and said, "Sherlock, let's go." ”Xiao Li was thoughtful: "Wait a minute, what he said, I think it makes a lot of sense." ”Dr.
J called the imprints on their hands coordinates.If what he said was right, then it means that the jailer can locate them at any time through the coordinates, and even teleport directly to the corresponding area.Zheng Yi looked at him with a complaining gaze, and before he could complain about this unreliable barefoot doctor, he heard a shocking laugh from the side of the debris pile: "Haha, haha, I found it!"
Yes, that's it!
”Dr.
J turned, and this time, he had an exaggerated chainsaw in his hand.Yes, it's like the chainsaw in Chainsaw, it has exaggerated toothed blades, and it's an amazing murder weapon.Dr.
J was delighted as if he had just solved some medical problem: "If your arm hurts, just saw it off!"
Don't worry, it will only hurt for a while. ”Zheng Yi: "......"
Zheng Yi: ???
Although, he couldn't even say that what the other party said was wrong, and he couldn't find a suitable reason to refute it for a while."
Come, patient Zheng Yi, please put your hands on the table, and I will take the knife and see off your hands."
Dr.
J carried the chainsaw and said to Zheng Yi.Zheng Yi shook his head like a rattle: "Are you kidding?
I, I'm not—" Dr.
J's tone dropped abruptly, "You don't believe me?
”He grabbed the chainsaw, coupled with the outfit, as if he would turn into Jack the Ripper in the next second, and cross Zheng Yi.Xiao Li opened his mouth at this time: "Treat me first, doctor, my illness is worse than his." ”He motioned with his eyes for Zheng Yi to stand up and sit opposite Dr.
J.With Xiao Li's interruption, Dr.
J's attention was diverted, he suddenly forgot about his previous unhappiness, put down the chainsaw, threw Zheng Yi's case into the trash, and took out a blank one: "Okay, good, I like seriously ill patients, so I can cure you, I am the best and most capable doctor in the world, what is your name?"
”Xiao Li: "Sherlock." ”Dr.
J wrote the name and muttered, "Why do you feel a little familiar...... and he looked up: "What's wrong with you?"
”Xiao Li looked at him for a long time: "You are a good doctor, you judge." ”"Oh oh oh, challenge, I love the challenge the most!"
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Dr.
J's eyes lit up, and he danced excitedly for a while, carefully observing the young man in front of him, "Well, you also have coordinates and need surgery, other than that......"
"What else?"
You're a real problem. ”"Too calm?"
Doctor J stared at Xiao Li intently and silently, his back was sweating, and his whole clothes were already wet, but he didn't realize it, after maintaining this state for ten minutes, he suddenly shouted: "Oh, oh, I know, I'm really a genius, genius doctor!"
Although I never went to any medical school, I had no teacher!
I'm so witty!
”Xiao Li narrowed his eyes: "What do you see?"
”"You're too lively, you're too open, you need to be a little more autistic," Dr.
J said happily, "I came up with two treatment options, one is for me to use an electric drill to tinker with the part of your brain that is the frontal lobe, and the other is for me to give you a hammer and make you unconscious, which do you think is better?"
”"I rarely give a choice, you have to cherish this opportunity."
Zheng Yi standing aside: ???
What kind of crazy talk is this, what is the treatment plan?
It's just one hundred and eight ways to make money and kill people, right?
He had already looked at Doctor J defensively, wanting to wait for Xiao Li to leave here at any time, but he didn't think that Xiao Li was holding his chin thoughtfully, as if he was hesitant about these two choices.Zheng Yi: "......"
He originally thought that he would not be surprised if Xiao Li made any moves, but now, he only had one thought in his mind: Do you really want to choose?
Xiao Li maintained this posture, as if he had thought of something, and said sincerely: "Thank you." ”Doctor J was stunned for a moment: "What?
”Xiao Li: "Thank you, you are really a good doctor." ”Zheng Yi: ???
What did he miss?
Dr.
J was dumbfounded by the praise he had never had before, and he suddenly forgot that he was trying to give the other party a hammer in secret, and shyly and stammered in response: "This, this, you are too polite, you are too, a good patient, you are too good, to tell the truth." ”Dr.
J sighed in his heart, there are really not many patients in this world who are so simple and kind, and they know how to repay Entu, he has worked hard to cure so many people, and every one of them scolds him, where is it like Sherlock in front of him, who has not been successfully treated, so thank himself like this.He had completely forgotten about the two surgeries he had just been eager to try, and all that was left was the patient's praise for himself.Xiao Li stood up and was about to leave the infirmary, but before leaving, he asked tentatively, "Doctor J, next time I have a patient here, can I still find you?"
”"Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome at any time, here is my pager, you can find me at any time."
Without saying anything, Dr.
J pulled out a strange button from his pocket and shoved it into Xiao Li's hand.After they left, Shen Mirage paused for a moment, and he walked straight to the medicine cabinet behind Dr.
J and took out a potion bottle from inside.Dr.
J jerked his head up and stood behind him, "Ah, that's the little red potion I have left—" The young man put away the bottle and walked out of the infirmary.
[Hahahahahaha. 】[If I can't cure you, then I'll physically overtake your .jpg] [Wait, is it my delusion?
Why did Sherlock look at the doctor with such a hot look in his eyes, as if there was a fire burning in his eyes, as if he was very interested?
】[That's because, of course, Sherlock doesn't have a friend who is a doctor.] 】[You can still laugh at the one in front?]
I can already imagine the scene where we see him again and we are injured again, and he "kindly" allows this doctor to treat us......]
[The smile suddenly froze, and the smile faded away. 】【…… I suddenly wanted to spend a lot of money to introduce Dr.
True Plague to Sherlock, not why, but for my own safety in the future. 】【？？？
After being abused, the victim still has to find a good doctor by himself, what kind of sad and crying story is this?
】[No, I don't think we need such a surgeon, but a psychologist.] 】【…… I agree with the previous observations. 】[I know that there is a poor ghost, and now mentioning Sherlock still has a psychological shadow, will unconsciously tremble, and will subconsciously grab his hair. 】[Harm, who is not?
】() I wasn't born a European emperor