It was the first time that Mu Ling had been teased in such a disgusting tone, so he didn't feel offended, and replied to them very seriously, saying, "I found out too." ”Pei Hang squeezed ketchup for him, and fed the fries to his mouth, he did it very skillfully, and Mu Ling opened his mouth naturally, and realized that the people around him were watching them."............," Mu Ling said calmly, "I'll come by myself." ”Pei Hang didn't feel anything wrong, and put things on his side with an "oh".Mu Ling kept an eye on him and observed his movements - he hadn't cared about these details before, and he should have thought that others should take care of him so carefully, but now that he paid attention to it, he found that Pei Hang took care of him carefully, and he wanted to raise him as a fool.He didn't know why he was happy with this discovery.He was already quite happy today, but now he is in a better mood.He kept the pleasure until he got home, and he couldn't restrain himself.Pei Hang was sleepy, spending a day in the Golden Arches and math problems, physically and mentally exhausted, yawning and asking him, "Are you happy?"
”Mu Ling looked at him quietly, did not speak, and nodded slightly with a smile.Pei Hang touched his hair, the technique was exactly the same as petting a cat, it couldn't be said to be soothing or smooth.Mu Ling was very grateful that he was so sleepy that he came to take the time to perfunctory himself, and opened another bottle of wine after he went back.Pei Hang thought that he was happy purely because of the end of Heishi's matter, and he didn't stop it.Let him drink slowly, and wash himself first.Half an hour later, he realized that it was a terribly wrong decision.Pei Hang only knew that Mu Ling's alcohol consumption might not be very good, but he didn't expect him to get drunk so quickly.Mu Ling stood on the sofa, took off the photos on the wall one by one, took out the photos, and put them on the table upright, replacing Pei Hang's in the frame.Pei Hang: "..............."
His drowsiness was scared away all of a sudden.Mu Ling worked very hard, put a very large frontal photo on the wall, and at a glance, it was still the ID photo when he signed the contract with Tianhua.Yes, it's the very normal, smiling ID photo, which Zhou Yan described as "just eating and growing up happy".Pei Hang didn't know that Mu Ling still had this photo.It was also secretly printed.It's still so big.Human Officer ????
After Mu Ling hung up, he said to him beautifully: "How is it?"
”Pei Hang felt that he was dying, and he had nothing to love and said, "It's good, the sound is there." ”Mu Ling said: "Don't talk nonsense, this is obviously -" He thought for a while, and for a while, he didn't find the right word, and finally retreated, so he chose a positive word, and said solemnly: "The treasure is solemn." ”Pei Hang said: "I beg you, it's okay to hang my photo, there's no need for a ID photo." ”A photo frame was dirty, Mu Ling wiped it slowly with a soft towel, and replied to him with two words: "Good-looking." ”Pei Hang was a little crazy and said, "Of course I know I'm good-looking, but I don't really want to hang myself on the wall." ”Especially this wall is still far away from Xiaoshan's fish tank, which always reminds him of the first time he came to Mu Ling's house.Mu Ling obviously couldn't understand what he was talking about now, he was happy to do it himself, he hung up at the low place, and tiptoed to go high enough.He was already standing staggering, Pei Hang looked scared, and he couldn't take care of anything else, so he coaxed him down and replaced him himself.After hanging a few photos, when he turned around, Mu Ling didn't know where to go.Pei Hang: ".................."
Another half an hour passed, Pei Hang was exhausted, and Mu Ling continued to toss the parrot with high interest and teach the parrot to speak.Pei Hang said tiredly: "It's just a retarded person, and it won't say anything other than Dad, uncle, it's okay, let it go." ”Mu Ling didn't listen at all, and was still teaching it what to say over and over again.Pei Hang was so tired that he really wanted to leave him alone, he buried his head and squinted for a while, and suddenly heard something, woke up in a daze, and said, "What did you just say?"
”Mu Ling was taken aback by him, Pei Hang's eyes were red, and he stared at him hard.Mu Ling was stunned for a while, he was acting a little naïve now, and his thinking couldn't catch up, and it took a long time before he said: "I'm teaching it how to ............"
Pei Hang stared at him: "What's the matter?"
”Mu Ling was a little nervous by him, thought hard for a while, and said honestly: "How to propose." ”Pei Hang: ".............................." * Mu Ling woke up the next day with a splitting headache.Pei Hang was printing things in the study next door, and when he saw that he was awake, he went to the kitchen to bring a bowl of decanting soup.Mu Ling drank the soup and asked him, "What are you printing?"
”Pei Hang twisted the freshly printed paper and showed it to him, with a color photo of a parrot in the middle, and four square bold bold characters on the top: Bird Hunting Notice.Mu Ling: "????
”Mu Ling said: "The parrot is lost?
”Pei Hang: "......
Well. ”"How did you lose it?"
Pei Hang said: "The direct reason is that I opened the window this morning to breathe, and it flew out. ”Mu Ling was puzzled by this statement: "Is there another reason?"
”Pei Hang stopped talking and asked him to go out after breakfast to post a notice to find birds.Mu Ling went out with a roll of printer paper in a daze.The author has something to say: I have rebuilt it, and I hope that I will not be locked up again—————————————— I have something to tell you, you may not believe it, although this article has enough sand sculptures, but the author I am actually a serious person.Don't laugh.My other essays are really not this style of painting.,The opportunity for this article is actually quite special.,I'll be verbose after the end of the reason for talking about this here.,I'm saving for the next article.。
The next article is Gu Tan, and everyone can see the copywriting.Saying this may disappoint the readers who were attracted by the sand sculpture text, but Gu Tanwen's painting style is very serious (serious) like myself, and I have communicated with relatives and friends these days, and found that she thought that the next article was also a sand sculpture happy article, which frightened me I realized that if there is a little angel who is also looking forward to the next article with the idea of continuing to watch the sand sculpture, it may be more disillusioned after the article is opened.So here, I would like to explain that the next one is a canonical text, not a sand sculpture, and the attack and brain circuit is normal.If you just want to see the sand sculpture, it's good to have this one-night stand If you want to work hard, you can try the killer of our feelings, but he is an honest man in the name of a tyrant, thank you, in short, I hope that the collection will not fall too miserably when the article is opened Chapter 40 Buy one get one free Pei Hang said to Zhou Yan: "My little goose, your little brother, lost it." ”Zhou Yan's first reaction: "Who is your son?"
”Second reaction: "That bird is lost?"
How did you lose it?
”Pei Hang said: "What I told your uncle is that he was bohemian and uninhibited, loved freedom and ran away from home. ”Zhou Yan: "Actually?
”Pei Hang: "Your uncle practiced how to propose to me in front of it, and scared the parrot into running away from home." ”Zhou Yan: "..............."
Zhou Yan: "Is the marriage proposal successful?"
”Pei Hang: "Is this the point?"
”Isn't that the point?
Zhou Yan thought.Pei Hang said: "Now the focus is on how to get the bird back. ”Mu Ling posted the bird-hunting revelation all over the community.Within half a day, Lian Rong knew that their parrot was lost.Xie Yiyun asked what happened and said, "Blame me, I forgot to tell you that my uncle's drunken behavior is uncontrollable." ”Pei Hang said: "How uncontrollable?
”Xie Yiyun said: "Do you remember the tree in the flower garden in front of the company?
”Pei Hang: "Mr.
Xie, don't lie to me, there are no trees in the flower garden at all." ”Xie Yiyun said: "There used to be. ”His tone made Pei Hang realize that this was a "longlongago" story.Xie Yiyun said: "Uncle once drank too much at the annual meeting, held a short ribbon-cutting ceremony for those trees, and by the way, cultivated soil with vodka, and there were no more than one meter of plants at the door after the New Year." ”Pei Hang: "............"
He hung up the phone, and in the living room, Mu Ling looked at the photo of Pei Hang, which was newly hung on the wall last night, with a puzzled face.Pei Hang hadn't had time to restore these to their original state, and was thinking about what excuse to use to fool him, when Xiao Shanshan also came.She said before that there were many classes at the end of the semester and she moved back to the school dormitory, Pei Hang felt that he hadn't seen her for a long time, and asked, "What, you also came to find me a bird?"
”Xiao Shanshan: "What is it?"
”Pei Hang: "The bird that Yan Lun gave me." ”Xiao Shanshan remembered it and said she didn't see it.Mu Ling was now able to watch the two of them chatting calmly, picked up the coat on the sofa, and said, "I'll go out and look for it." ”After he left, Pei Hang asked Xiao Shanshan: "What's wrong with you?"
”Xiao Shanshan said: "Tong Ya didn't dare to go home for the New Year, and she didn't dare not go back, so she had to pull me up, and if I didn't agree, I would have a cold war with me." ”There was a rare irritation on her face.Pei Hang said that it's still early for the Chinese New Year, are you all thinking about going home?
Xiao Shanshan: "Her parents are too controlling, and they started urging half a month ago. ”Pei Hang has learned about Tong Ya's family, the economic conditions are good, that is, her parents are very strong, and when she was young, she staged full martial arts at every turn, and Tong Ya has developed a good character in this environment, which is gentle and realistic.He secretly speculated that Tong Ya couldn't say how much she liked Xiao Shanshan, but there should be a kind of Muqiang mentality.Pei Hang felt that this matter was a bit complicated, and outsiders were not good at evaluating it, so in the end he could only say euphemistically: "No one in her family should be able to beat you, right?"
”Xiao Shanshan said that this is not the key, she feels that Tong Ya is too weak, and this kind of thing always has to be faced by herself.She can come up with a dozen ways to deal with her parents' desire for control, and she doesn't understand why Tong Ya is afraid and hesitant, so she doesn't pay much attention to her request.She is a person with no superfluous emotions, a ruthless person who can use violence as a means to solve problems, and it is difficult to see problems from the perspective of the weak, so she has no empathy for Tong Ya.Pei Hang asked her, "Then do you like her?"
”Xiao Shanshan said: "I don't have the ability to like people. ”Pei Hang felt that it was difficult to explain to her, and it was estimated that Xiao Shanshan couldn't understand the little girl's thoughts, so he said, "You can find someone close to your brain circuit to discuss?"
”Xiao Shanshan called Ulan Bal Si Shulun over with a phone call.Of course, this person could not have been called under the pretext of being a psychological mentor.Xiao Shanshan fooled him and said, "Mu Ling and Pei Hang lost your bird." ”Ulan Bal Si Shu Lun's crotch is tight, and he said that this is coming.He was indeed involved in Heishi's affairs, which caused Mu Ling a lot of trouble, and he was afraid that he would be hacked to death by the president with a knife, so he hid and didn't dare to show up during this time.But in order to get justice for the budgies he sent, he risked his life and came to visit them.Taking advantage of Mu Ling's absence, Pei Hang also explained to him the real incident.After listening to this, Ulan Bal Si Shulun unexpectedly expressed his understanding of this, with a deep look of "I understand".Pei Hang: ".........
Does he have any special performance in front of you?
”Ulan Balshulun said: "The truth of this matter is known to no one except me, including Mu Ling himself. ”When Pei Hang heard it, it was another "longlongago" story.And the age is earlier than Xie Yiyun's.It goes back to when Mu Ling was young.At that time, he still had long hair that was very fashionable at that time, and Ulan Balshuron also had a Slavic beard, and they were still very good friends, and they agreed to ride together to the Potala Palace.And the turning point of this friendship happened when Ulan Bal Sishulun brought Mu Ling to his hometown.On that day, his clansmen warmly received a friend from afar - Pei Hang became nervous: "You drunk him?
”Ulan Balsusheron's memories of the past were interrupted, and he said unhappily: "With the amount of alcohol he has, he still needs to be filled?"
”Pei Hang was speechless.Mu Ling was particularly iron-headed when he was young, and when he was drunk, he touched porcelain everywhere, and Ulan Bal Si Shulun couldn't stop him.Mu Ling also had to wrestle with his people.According to Ulan Balshuron's memory, his hospitable people said: "I have never heard such an exciting request." ”On that day, all the young men of their tribe were dispatched.To say that Mu Ling was at the peak of his combat power at that time, he fought all night, but he didn't lose too badly, so that when Ulan Bal Sishulun desperately dragged him into the yurt to rest, this guy was still struggling and shouting "next".Pei Hang's face was full of misery when he heard this, as if he had reacquainted himself with Mu Ling.Ulan Balsushuron sighed and said that the following was the point.Although he is a one-meter-nine macho man, a man who beats iron, he is not a man who beats iron in the end, and he can't hold down a drunken and crazy Mu Ling.In desperation, he casually pulled the leather whip used to drive sheep hanging in the yurt and tied Mu Ling up, controlled his movements, stripped off his clothes, and began to help him with medicine.Because the conditions were not enough, Ulan Balshulun held another candle to illuminate it.At this time, Mu Ling woke up.Ulan Balschelon became his last wrestling target.Pei Hang: "..............."
Ulan Bal Si Shulun spread his hands: "Then we parted ways, and he still thinks I'm a pervert who plays SM." ”Pei Hang felt that this story was really a man's silence and a woman's tears, he said: "Although I don't know if what you said is true, but according to this trend, even if you don't play with whips, candles, and go through those things, normal people shouldn't be able to continue to play happily with you." ”Then he felt a strange sense of relief, at least what Mu Ling was doing after drinking was quite normal now, just harassing the parrot.Overall, it's a good companion for humanity.Sent away Ulan Bal Si Shulun and Xiao Shanshan, Pei Hang did his best to restore the living room to its previous appearance, and after finishing everything to look at the time, he found that Mu Ling had not come back yet.Then he realized a much more serious problem.Mu Linghe......
Have you ever sobered up completely?
* Mu Ling blocked a woman at the door of the express station.On the woman's shoulder is a colorful macaw perched on her shoulder, directing two courier boys to transport down a huge box that is tightly sealed.Mu Ling stood in front of her and said with a serious face, "I'm sorry, please return my parrot to me." ”The woman said, "Look clearly, this is my bird." ”Did Mu Ling say it would call Daddy?
The woman said it would also say a marriage proposal.Mu Ling felt even more that this was the one he lost.The woman wears a pair of Ray-Ban sunglasses, is tall, has flaming red lips, and speaks with an aggressive sharpness.is not only like the woman behind the big guy, but also as if he is a gangster himself.Mu Ling didn't bother her at all, continued to take it seriously, and said slowly: "My bird is lost, I think it's the one on your shoulder." ”The woman said, "I think you're mistaken." ”Mu Ling said I don't want you to think, I want me to feel.The woman said a few dishes, and drank like this.The two talked for a while, and Mu Ling repeated: "Give me back my bird." ”The woman smiled angrily, and the two courier brothers finished moving their things and handed her the list tremblingly.She didn't look at the signature, pointed to the pile of boxes and said, "These things, including parrots, are all gifts I gave to my future daughter-in-law, are you my daughter-in-law?"
”Mu Ling said coldly: "Please respect yourself, I already have a partner." ”The woman said, "You came to touch me first, and you have the ability to carry the parrot with the contents of this box." ”Mu Ling was angry, he really bent down, opened the box with his bare hands, and pulled it to reveal the contents inside.It is a half-meter-long living blizzard corn snake.Mu Ling: ".................."
Mu Ling said: "What kind of grudge do you have with your daughter-in-law?"
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”The woman arrogantly said that she wants you to take care of it.Mu Ling looked at her as if she was looking at an evil mother-in-law.The woman said defiantly: "Scared?
”Mu Ling said expressionlessly, "Impossible. ”Then he took off the macaw on the woman's shoulder with one hand, pinched the seven inches of the blizzard with the other, held it in his hand, and said with dignity: "Then I will accept it all." ”Woman: "..............."
He pinched the bird in one hand and the snake in the other, and walked back majestically, consciously exuding the brilliance of justice, and involuntarily kicked up.The woman was dumbfounded, her face was full of some kind of nervousness, and she was stunned for a moment before she remembered to heel him on her heels.Mu Ling walked fast, and arrived home in a short time.He opened the door without his hand and shouted a few words.The woman was out of breath and said repeatedly: "Brother, forget it, brother, this is really a meeting gift that I finally got and a surprise for my son!"
What did you lose, can I buy it for you again?
Don't say that the parrot calls you Dad, I can call you Dad. ”Mu Ling ignored her and continued to call the door.After a chaotic sound, Pei Hang stepped on his slippers to open the door and said, "You are finally back, I was just about to tell you that the parrot flew back by itself and didn't need to go......
Look for...... ........."
He saw another parrot in Mu Ling's hand, and bought one and got one free for a blizzard.Mu Ling was followed by someone he was more familiar with.The woman was shocked and said, "Xiaohang?
”Pei Hang looked at her sluggishly: "......
Mother?
”Chapter 41 Elopement For some reason, Pei Hang deliberately looked at the yellow calendar this morning, and he didn't see it on a good day and an auspicious day, but he knew that he should not travel today, and avoid meeting relatives and friends.It is advisable to sweep the house, it is advisable to close the account, and it will not be drunk and crazy.It means staying at home, don't go out to join in the fun between nine and ten o'clock, who knows if something bad will happen.But Pei Hang is a standard materialist, and secondly, he is an unruly man with a hole in his brain, and he refuses to admit that what his ancestors left behind is indeed a bit evil.It was ten o'clock in the morning, and he was faced with a situation that made him want to get out of his atheistic thinking, go to the church and ask for a bottle of holy water, and spray his mother from head to toe.His own mother Pei Ruoyao is a magical human being, and the only connection between Pei Hang and Pei Hang in addition to the mother-child relationship is that they are both mammals.In other words, they know each other a little more than strangers.Even Pei Hang couldn't have imagined that his mother would come thousands of miles to deliver surprises without saying hello.Although this surprise is more like a scare.And Mu Ling's operation pushed the level of this fright to another peak.Pei Hang is very worried now, very worried.Ask how sad you can be, just like not wearing autumn pants in the cold.His mother was propped up at the door, with a short skirt and high heels and black stockings, and the weather in the middle and lower reaches of the Yangtze River in November was more anti-human than Mu Ling, and said, "Oh, I said it earlier, it's all my own people." ”Pei Ruoyao continued: "Put it down, let it go, this is a pet, not a game.Amitabha, let's not kill when we meet for the first time. ”My Buddha is compassionate, but my Buddha does not criticize me.Although she tried her best to show kindness, Mu Ling did not accept this.Glancing at her indifferently, Mu Ling said to Pei Hang: "This woman has an enmity with her daughter-in-law. ”Pei Hang: ".................."
Pei Ruoyao hurriedly said: "No, I won't bully you." ”Mu Ling still ignored her, raised the bird and snake with a righteous face, and said, "Would normal people give these as a greeting gift?"
”His mother immediately admitted, "I'm not normal. ”As soon as Mu Ling's hand was released, the macaw couldn't wait to fly out, and the budgie on Pei Hang's shoulder screamed miserably, and was chased by the macaw, which was several times larger, and flew around the house with wings, shouting "Dad" in a miserable and desperate manner.Pei Hang also wanted to call his father.Mu Ling's matter, if you want to say that he has seen unevenness on the road, he himself is the party, if you want to say that he is a victim, he still looks like an enthusiastic crowd is very uneven.Pei Hang was in a dilemma in the middle.Pei Ruoyao wanted to enter the door.Mu Ling stopped her from entering, crossed her mother with a stern expression of "don't enter the door with dirty things", and muttered righteously: "Demons and monsters leave quickly......... his mother also realized that something was wrong, and asked Pei Hang in a low voice: "Is there something wrong with your object?"
”Pei Hang said: "I drank too much. ”He took the poor corn snake, probably because of hibernation, but the little thing was very docile, and when it came to him it spontaneously coiled into a ball, and shrank like white jade.Although Pei Hang is not afraid of snakes, he is still a little frightened when he pinched this kind of thing in the cold weather, and asked, "Why do you want to give me this?"
”Pei Ruoyao said: "I originally wanted to send spiders, but unfortunately I can't get a big one in China - you loved to play these things the most when you were a child, and I almost wanted to send you away several times." ”Pei Hang said sincerely: "If you give me a half-meter-long spider-like creature, I can also be sent away now." ”Pei Hang explained for a long time, and finally let Mu Ling understand that he was the daughter-in-law who was targeted by the evil mother-in-law.Then the problem came again, Pei Hang wanted to let his mother enter the door, but Mu Ling still blocked the door and refused to live or die.Mu Ling's eyes were red, and he asked him, "I fell into the water with your mother, who did you save?"
”Pei Hang: "No, this is a proposition for me before I get married?"
”His mother had never seen this posture, and said, "Why save me, old lady, I swam across the Yangtze River, I can still catch you." ”Pei Hang told her not to make trouble.Mu Ling said solemnly: "I remember her, as long as I am here, she will not want to enter this house." ”Pei Hang was almost crazy: "What kind of strange statement is this, did you make it because of your personality collapse, president?"
”His mother said cautiously, "I don't go through the door, I can climb the window." ”Pei Hang: "I beg you too, can you shut up the microphone." ”Suddenly, there was a loud bang behind him, and it was the cat that picked up the garbage can, and the garbage turned over the ground, staining the carpet he had just cleaned.The cat looked like he had done something bad and looked at Pei Hang.The two parrots were still chasing and playing in the air, and their colorful feathers were flying all over the sky.The heating was on, and the snake was awake, twisting on the ground, hissing and spitting letters.Pei Hang took a deep breath, and his anger groove began to redden, originally he just looked at his mother a little bit, but now when he looks at his mother, it looks like an uncleaned layer.He said, "Give me out." ”* Pei Ruoyao and Mu Ling were thrown out with cats, birds, and snakes.Lian Rong and Xie Yiyun rushed to the hotel when they heard the news, took them to the hotel, and booked a banquet by the way.Ulan Bal Si Shulun and Xiao Shanshan also came to join in the fun.Mu Ling was completely sober after three hours, listened to the ins and outs, and calmly asked a question."
If I invest in time machine research now, will I be able to travel back in time to yesterday and lock myself in a small dark room in my lifetime?"
Pei Hang said: "I think it's easier for you to forget about this matter now." ”Mu Ling wiped his face, as if considering the feasibility of this proposal.Although Pei Hang had expected that Mu Ling would be eager to rebuild himself when he sobered up, it was obvious that he still underestimated the blow of this incident to the president, and he seemed to have overdrawn a year's shame and lost the courage to walk out of this room.In the spacious and bright box, Xiao Shanshan was particularly interested in the blizzard, playing around her wrist.Pei Ruoyao looked at her very happily, and smiled at Lian Rong again: "This girl is really handsome. ”When Xie Yiyun heard this, he was a little worried about his uncle, and was about to say something.Xiao Shanshan replied: "Thank you, I also think I'm really handsome." ”Pei Ruoyao asked kindly, "Have you ever had a partner?"
”Xie Yiyun's heart lifted.Xiao Shanshan said: "There is." ”Xie Yiyun's heart slowly let go of half of it.Xiao Shanshan said: "But it's already divided, just two hours ago." ”Xie Yiyun raised his heart again.Pei Ruoyao said: "There is no grass at the end of the world, why bother to love a flower."
What do you think of Pei Hang?
”Xie Yiyun began to pinch Lianrong.Lian Rong: "............"
Xiao Shanshan said: "He is a good person." ”Pei Hang's face control, for good-looking people, whether male or female, they automatically threw away their brains, and only the appreciation of beauty remained.As soon as Pei Hang came out, he saw that his mother was committing nymphomaniac, and pushed Mu Ling over in surprise.Pei Ruoyao faced this daughter-in-law who was very senior and had strange contacts, although she also admitted that she was good-looking, she didn't dare to be too presumptuous, but she restrained a lot.Mu Ling apologized to her for the incident in the morning.Pei Ruoyao smiled a little embarrassedly, she had already heard from Lian Rong about Pei Hang's acquaintance with this person, in a word, the road is too wild, and they are.Pei Ruoyao sighed: "Xiaohang used to fight every day when he was in school, I almost thought he had a violent gene, I was worried that he wouldn't find a partner in the future, and if he found it, he would also abuse others, but I didn't expect to get married just after graduation." ”Mu Ling looked at Pei Hang: "You have a violent gene?"
”Pei Hang said: "Don't listen to my mother's nonsense, it's everyone else who provokes me."
Anyway, even if we fight, I can't beat you. ”Mu Ling said, "Okay, then I'll be relieved." ”I don't know if it's to be relieved that he has no violent tendencies, or to be relieved that he can't beat himself.His mom asked them again when the ceremony was going to be.Pei Hang said it was too early.no, it's not early, I'll show you the place now, and the dress and invitation can be prepared.Pei Hang said no.Pei Ruoyao's eyes sharpened: "Could it be your feelings......
Not quite that yet?
”Mu Ling was just about to speak, but Pei Hang closed him with an elbow and said, "We still have to discuss the major events of life." ”Pei Ruoyao urged: "Then hurry up, I can only stay in China until the New Year, you'd better do it this month." ”There are less than ten days left in the month.Pei Hang agreed, and brought out Mu Ling, who looked dazed, like a plate of solemn roast duck.As soon as he got home, he said to Mu Ling, "Let's elope." ”Mu Ling: "???
”Mu Ling said: "How do you ......"
Pei Hang said: "I think my mother likes Xiao Shanshan more." ”Mu Ling said, "But she also agrees that we will be together." ”Pei Hang said bitterly: "You don't understand, this is the most terrifying place." ”There is a kind of person in the world, it is a disaster to be liked by him, their love is as heavy as Mount Tai, and life is unbearable.Unfortunately, Pei Hang's mother is such a woman.Pei Hang's mother threw him a party, and he also invited some friends who had a good time to have fun with him without telling him.At this kind of party, some mothers will dress up their daughters as little princesses; Some mothers will pack their sons as little princes.And Pei Hang's mother dressed her son as a little princess.Pei Hang said: "In the group photo of the day, I stood in the middle, I just felt that the excitement was theirs, and I was so embarrassed that I looked like I was being P." ”Mu Ling handed him a tissue and said hesitantly: "Actually, a five- or six-year-old child, even if he looks like a cross-string, shouldn't be able to go against it." ”Pei Hang: "I was seventeen years and twenty-one months old that day. ”Mu Ling: ".................."
Pei Hang said: "There are still a lot of operations, but I really don't want the next one to happen at our wedding."
So, let's run. ”Mu Ling said, "As for it?
You can tell your mother the truth, her own child, she will not ignore your opinion, why fight guerrilla with her?
”Pei Hang said: "Fighting with the sky is endless; Fighting with the ground, the fun is endless; Fighting with people is endlessly fun. ”Mu Ling saw a melon field in a trance, Pei Hang's childhood shadow covered the entire sky, and he fled wildly in the moonlight, as if he was in a hurry.after him, like a fork.Mu Ling finally recognized it and said, "Okay, where are we going?"
”Pei Hang asked for the globe and asked Mu Ling to choose a place to elope.Mu Ling turned around twice, and his slender index finger slipped and clicked on a place.Pei Hang looked at it and sighed: "The world is so big, you have to choose a chicken butt that can't be opened by the golden arches." ”The author has something to say: This chapter has to die and live, and it was finally written that the end of the trip is almost over, and there are about 30,000 words, Chapter 42 Train Pei Hang had a female classmate who had a good relationship when he was in middle school.Even if his own brain circuits are so magical that they are worth taking a course to study, he must bow to the thoughts of this female classmate.They were in the studio at that time to avoid the teacher's eyes and ears, the female classmate swished in the corner of the eight-open sketch paper to draw a vivid stick stick grass mud horse, the people next to her had not had time to warn, she had excitedly taken the initiative to stop the passing head teacher.The teacher looked at it and saw that half of the cheekbones of the young man on three-quarters of the paper were occupied by an alpaca.But this is not the ultimate reason why Pei Hang is still impressed by her after many years.Ulan Bal Si Shulun curled up and squatted on the lower bunk of the train, he was tall and big, and the size of the narrow sleeper did not fit, and the posture of curling his legs and shoulders was like an Ouyang Feng who was about to do his work.Once Pei Hang enjoyed the future and traveled the world with his lover, it is best to bring an obedient, tacit and cute pet companion.The former condition is now perfectly satisfied, the latter ......
Although there are some discrepancies with the facts.There is a big difference.It's hard to put into words.Although Pei Hang couldn't quite figure out why he eloped with Mu Ling, this person surnamed Ulan Balsi also had to follow.But the truth was so painful, because he couldn't find a reliable person who could properly accommodate the pile of animals at home after they left, he had to endure the pain and send them all to the pet store for fostering.The rest is good to say, that is, the macaw is extremely difficult to do, compared to the other retarded who can only call Dad, this guy is extremely smart, not only knows Pei Hang's mother's phone number, but also pretends to be trafficked, Pei Hang sent it to a pet store People thought it was a stolen parrot, and almost contacted his mother on the spot, exposing their elopement decision.Pei Hang asked what to do?
Mu Ling came up with an idea: "Why don't you ask Lord Yan who gave us our first parrot?"
”The tone in which he said this was three points cold, three parts cold, three points nonchalant, much like a mocking version of "why don't you ask the magical Mr.
Conch".And the miraculous Yan prince Ulan Bal Si Shulun really solved the problem of the placement of parrots for him, on the condition that he would travel with them.Pei Hang frowned, and found that things were not simple: "We are going to elope, what do you want to do when you join us?"
”Ulan Balshua said, "You can think of me as a companion on your journeys with you. ”