Mu Ling slowed down, and the others had already retreated before they remembered that they tore off their chests, waved their long knives, and exerted their magical powers in the corridor, only to hear a crisp sound, and the half-human-high blue and white porcelain in the corner was the only victim and finished its short life.Mu Ling withdrew money from the ATM machine in the normal way, lost blue and white porcelain, and settled the account for clothes, and the whole process was as calm as a dead android.They went out and looked up.There are still traces of their march last night all over the street, and I don't know what kind of position they tore, and they forcibly tore the whole road out of a diagonal.Mu Ling returned along the way, wanting to return the knife.The knife was in the hand of the statue of Guan Erye at the door of a tattoo parlor.When Mu Ling saw the statue, he remembered some fragments.He and Lian Rong talked to each other last night, and they talked about everything, and finally talked about the wonderful kinship, which was not clear in any case.Lian Rong said: "It's better to be like this, other relationships don't matter for the time being, you and I get along as equals, and it is convenient to introduce them later." ”Mu Ling agreed very much, he was an old-fashioned person, and he had to pay attention to the sense of ceremony when he was drinking, and when he saw the big man in green clothes and red face standing on the side of the road, he pulled Lian Rong to go to Guan Gong to bow down.Their movements alarmed the owner of the tattoo parlor, who was also temperamental, and did not dislike them for playing drunk madness to his doorstep, and wanted to join in the fun.Mu Ling raised his head, he thought about the order in his mind, counting all the way down from the mountain, and when he counted to the little five, he was interrupted by the urging voice, so he said with a big tongue: "Under the little five." ”Lian Rong followed: "In the lower Xiaosi." ”The boss didn't come back to his senses, and said loudly with full of anger: "In Xia Xiaosan-" The three of them bowed their heads, and Mu Ling took advantage of the boss's inattention to detain the long knife in Guan Gong's hand.Mu Ling decided to blacklist the entire street.Lian Rong stopped a few taxis, and the other party shook his head when he heard the destination and time, and finally one of them agreed to go, and he was willing to leave only after sharing a seat.Mu Ling was too lazy to talk to him, so let's sit together.They were seated by a young man dressed in black and wearing a cross and dressed as a clergyman, who also seemed to be in a hurry.The young man was sandwiched between them, one left and one right, like a shrunken quail, and kept apologizing and saying, "I'm really sorry for the two of you, I'm in a hurry to go to the wedding." ”Lian Rong suddenly laughed.The young man said, "What are you laughing at?"
”Lian Rong said: "I remember happy things, I'm getting married." ”Young man: "Oh. ”Mu Ling also suddenly laughed.Young man: "What are you laughing at?"
”Mu Ling said: "I'm getting married too. ”The young man looked at them with the same shirt: "You two are a wedding?
”Mu Ling said, "Yes, yes. ”Lian Rong reacted and said, "Ah, it's not that we are married, it's the same wedding." ”Young man: "Oh-oh......"
Young man: "It's strange that I went to a wedding with two couples, and one of them actually asked the parrot to read the testimony." ”Mu Ling: "This parrot you are talking about, can it speak?"
”Young man: "It's not a question of whether or not you can speak, it's the kind of style that is rare to be able to speak the Beijing accent with a rustic flavor, and the newlyweds are easy to laugh at, so let me dub the parrot in the back - I've been officiating at a wedding for so long and I've never heard of such a strange request." ”Lian Rong laughed.Young man: "What's wrong with you, gentleman?"
”Lian Rong said: "I got married today, and there are really parrots at the wedding. ”The young man was shocked: "You are the strange newlyweds who let the parrot read the marriage testimony?"
”Lian Rong hurriedly denied it.Mu Ling smiled.Young man: "Do you think this behavior is very confusing?"
”Mu Ling said: "I am the strange newlyweds who let the parrot read the marriage testimony. ”Chapter 47 Finale They were too silent all the way to the wedding scene.Halfway through, the priest received a call asking him to introduce the emcee who was available nearby.Priest: "............"
Mu Ling: "What's the matter?"
”They even burst their clothes, and it was rare that the mobile phone had not been lost, but the power had already run out after the operation last night, and because they were in a hurry to get married, they didn't have time to charge, so they didn't know what the chaos at the wedding scene had become.But if you think about it, you can guess that the ceremony is about to start in less than two hours, and the two people who got married have not yet arrived, and it is estimated that Pei Hang and they are already in a hurry.Lian Rong was about to ask the priest to give him the phone and explain what had happened.I don't know what was said, but the priest's expression became strange.Lian Rong suddenly had a bad feeling."
The wedding .........," said the priest, "has been changed to Chinese." ”* When Pei Ruoyao was helped to the temporary high hall position, she looked confused."
Why change the ritual on an impromptu basis?"
She grabbed Pei Hang and said, "Son, even if you don't want to interfere in your wedding for your mother, you won't keep it a secret until you are about to open to tell me, this is a Chinese wedding, right?"
”Pei Hang said: "Don't ask, sit down." ”This is Fang Lichuan's bad idea for them: "If you really can't contact the two of them, it's better for you to visit the church and get married first, anyway, no one knows who is under the hijab." ”Pei Hang said: "First, we have a Western-style wedding, and there is no hijab.Second, I married Xie Yiyun, do you want my brother to demolish Tianhua or do you want Mu Ling to kill my brother?
”Fang Lichuan said: "Either you postpone the wedding, or cancel it directly, otherwise how can you explain to so many guests?"
”For Pei Hang, it doesn't matter if it's canceled or postponed, but Xie Yiyun and Lian Rong are both figures with heads and faces, and Mu Ling is a big man, if the wedding is on a business trip, it really doesn't end well.But he absolutely can't accept this kind of cross-marriage treatment: "I don't agree-" Fang Lichuan asked: "Do you want to wear a groom's outfit or a hijab?"
”Pei Hang: "The groom outfits." ”On the main seat, although Pei Ruoyao didn't know anything, she insisted on one thing very much: "My parrot, my macaw, my macaw that can say wedding vows, even if this is a Chinese wedding, I must let it appear at the wedding scene." ”Pei Hang said that there was no place for the parrot to stand.His mother said, "Then I'll hold it." ”Pei Hang: "Okay, okay, give it to you." ”The macaw was tied with a big red flower, and Pei Ruoyao, who was wearing a cheongsam, held it and sat on the high hall, as if holding an old hen.The guests who arrived early thought that they were not here for the wedding, but at some exorcism site.At twelve o'clock at noon, the wedding started on time, Pei Hang wore a temporary borrowed photo studio-style red groom's dress, and Xie Yiyun next to him wore the same clothes, but there was a thick red hijab on his head, and he was supported by Xiao Shanshan, and the two walked on the red carpet step by step.Guests who have no aesthetic problems say, "What is the style of this wedding?"
”Someone else asked: "If it's not two couples getting married, why is there only one couple?"
”Pei Hang just didn't hear it.They stood still in front of Pei Ruoyao, who was hugged by the hen.The macaw's plastic Northeast dialect began to speak the oath.The parrot said, "In the name of the Holy Father, Holy Son, and Holy Spirit, bless this pair of men and women who enter the holy marriage hall........."
Pei Hang heard something noisy outside, but he had to focus all his attention on controlling himself now, and not laugh in public."
Do you want him to be your husband and to marry him?
Love him, take care of him, respect him, accept him, be faithful to him until the end of his life, whether it is illness or health, or any other reason........."
The cacophony grew louder and louder, and people began to look out, drawing attention away from them.Pei Hangxin said very good, no matter what happened outside, it made the storm more violent, this wedding is destined to become my black history, don't let anyone remember it.The parrot's attention seemed to be drawn away by the movement behind it, and it stopped halfway through speaking, spread its wings, and wanted to fly.Pei Ruoyao pinched its paws, and the parrot let out a "whoop" before continuing.Just as it said, "When the marriage contract is about to be concluded, if there is anything that prevents them from uniting, please raise it immediately, or remain silent forever", the crowd erupted in exclamation.At this time, Pei Hang couldn't care about anything else, even Xie Yiyun lifted his hijab and looked back.Mu Ling and Lian Rong wore the same shirt printed with the bar's logo, and walked on the red carpet with a cold face, followed by a priest with a gloomy face.Wherever he went, Moses divided the sea, and the crowds made way for him.Mu Ling stood in front of the parrot and said, "I am against this wedding. ”Pei Hang: "............"
They temporarily found a master of ceremonies who would preside over a Chinese-style wedding, they didn't recognize Mu Ling, and when they saw the unkind appearance of these two big men, they thought they were going to rob the marriage, and asked tremblingly: "Which one are you trying to rob?"
”Mu Ling took Pei Hang's hand, and the latter looked peaceful and walked calmly.Lian Rong stepped forward, and the master of ceremonies said, "What do you do again?"
”Lian Rong said: "It's not a coincidence, I'm also here to rob the marriage." ”After that, he took Xie Yiyun away.Master of ceremonies: "............" guest: "............"
Pei Ruoyao was still sitting in the high hall and asked, "Is this wedding still going on?"
”Pei Hang gritted his teeth and said, "Go on." ”Mu Ling asked, "Where have you go?"
Let's just take it. ”Pei Hang said: "Don't ask me, I just held back my laughter." ”Pei Ruoyao said: "Don't ask me, I didn't read the oath." ”So everyone looked at the parrot.The parrot finished the last sentence trembling under their gaze."
We've seen you swear to love each other, and now you can exchange rings and kiss each other."
Mu Ling said, "What about the ring?
”Pei Hang also said: "What about the ring?
”Mu Ling: "........."
Pei Hang: "........."
Pei Ruoyao said weakly: "Why don't you worship first." ”Fang Lichuan whispered in the corner: "The ring is here———" Pei Hang felt very bad, but in view of the fact that the painting style of this wedding was completely irretrievable, he turned back very resigned to greet the ring sent over.But no one sent the ring.That's not quite right, because it was a small golden retriever who gave the ring.The golden retriever wagged his tail, bit a flower basket in his mouth, and his eyes were sparkling.The flower basket lies on the stomach of the familiar turtle, and the small box containing the ring is placed on the turtle shell.Pei Hang: "..............."
Pei Hang: "Within three minutes, I want this golden retriever to become the eldest of our family." ”Mu Ling said: "It's your dog, please concentrate on getting married now." ”* Time flies by, and in the blink of an eye it is the five-year anniversary of their marriage.According to Mu Ling's plan, he retired when he got married, handed over Tianhua to Xie Yiyun completely, and went to Sichuan with Pei Hang to settle down, ate a lot and played a lot, and he could go to see Fat Da if he had nothing to do, and his life was beautiful.Pei Hang protested.It's not that he is dissatisfied with Mu Ling's retirement life, but he has some doubts about his way of traveling.The river is mountainous, and although the city they settled in does not have such a magical drop, the roads are not very smooth.Mu Ling was too tired to ride, so he simply bought a heavy motorcycle and drove away every day with the roar of being able to overturn the roof.Then Pei Hang couldn't sleep.He made a video with Zhou Yan.The two of them now open a studio together, cutting and editing films, retouching pictures, and taking on jobs as they please.Zhou Yan said: "You persuade the uncle, riding a small electric donkey will knock the road, such a drag race is too dangerous." ”Pei Hang said: "You haven't persuaded me?
Your uncle listened to it and took some protective measures. ”Zhou Yan said: "What measures?
Armed to the teeth or mastered the skill of low-altitude flight?
”Pei Hang said: "He installed a sound amplification mantra in the car, so that the Buddha blessed him with a safe drive." ”Zhou Yan: "........."
Pei Hang: "It's still the DJ version of the Great Compassion Mantra, the kind that the Buddha has to shake his head when he hears it." ”Zhou Yan felt that this was too much, did his uncle carry Pinru's wardrobe?
Zhou Yan said: "No, at the age of the uncle, it should be time to hear the most dazzling national style and can't help but sway along." ”Pei Hang said coldly: "I think he is now competitive from head to toe, and he is almost tattooed with an Olympic ring on his back." ”Pei Hang was so worried that his head was about to fall off, and the years urged people to grow old, making people have less hair.Zhou Yan heard the sound of the heavy locomotive roaring back from far and near, whining and rumbling, urging people to urinate.He hung up the call decisively.After a while, Mu Ling opened the door with his helmet in his hand, and when he came in, he asked, "What do you eat at noon?"
”Pei Hang was in front of the computer, and with dark circles under his eyes, he said, "The bun I wrapped yesterday." ”Mu Ling hesitated for a moment: "Wasn't it dumplings made yesterday?"
”Pei Hang said: "You are wrapping buns, and I will close them for you one by one before I get out of the pot." ”Mu Ling also brought a friend back, who was also a drag racing friend.A big golden retriever jumped out and sniffed them from head to toe, but it wasn't enough, and licked Mu Ling again.Then he returned to the sofa, lay down at Pei Hang's feet, and continued to sleep.The rider said: "Why is your golden retriever so unenergetic, is it sick?"
”Pei Hang crackled and tapped on the keyboard, without raising his head: "No, it's just so lazy, sleeping every day." ”The rider said: "Isn't the golden retriever very lively, how did you raise it?"
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”Pei Hang said: "At six o'clock in the morning, my husband took him out for a three-kilometer run, at eight o'clock I took him to buy vegetables, in the afternoon he fought with the cat, and in the evening we went out for a walk and then took him out for an hour of walking—there was not much exercise, and he was tired of this virtue." ”The rider counted the mileage and slowly said goodbye.Mu Ling went to feed the snake and the turtle - he thought that these two were reptiles at first, and he planned to raise them together, but Pei Hang stopped him in time: "Snake and turtle mixed breeding, are you planning to raise a Xuanwu?"
”Anyway, it's still divided into two places, and their house is quite big, and it takes a little time to walk around.Mu Ling came back after a while and said, "The snake is gone. ”Pei Hang was immersed in retouching, and replied absentmindedly: "I guess I hid somewhere to sleep." ”At this moment, another video call came in, and Pei Hang didn't have time to answer it, so he threw it to Mu Ling.Xiao Shanshan said, "Hello. ”After graduating, she did not engage in professional-related work, first followed Pei Hang's mother to the battlefield to collect materials, and then traveled all over the world, sharing some food from time to time, and now she is also living well.As soon as Mu Ling was about to say hello, she saw Ulan Bal Si Shulun beside her, each of them with a braised pig's trotter in their hands, and their mouths were full of oil."
What are you doing?"
Xiao Shanshan: "I'm eating meat." ”"Nonsense, of course I know you're eating meat."
Xiao Shanshan added: "Eat meat at the airport. ”She came to visit them last month, Pei Hang took her to eat the famous local braised pork hot pot, Xiao Shanshan was shocked, and packed a large bag of braised pig's trotters before leaving, ready to eat slowly when she traveled abroad next time.As a result, after the domestic security check, the bag of meat was stuck in the customs of the other country.Between throwing it away and paying the fine, Xiao Shanshan chose the third way - to eat a whole bag of braised pig's trotters at the airport.Ulan Bal Si Shulun went abroad with her this time, and after calculating the calories and portions of food, he generously invited foreign friends who passed by to eat meat.After listening to the English of pig's trotters and learning about the raw materials, foreign friends declined his kindness.Ulan Bal Si Shulun sighed, capitalism is really a paper tiger.Mu Ling motioned to Pei Hang to stop what he was doing, and came with him to watch the two of them eat meat live in a foreign country.Before Pei Hang could move his body, the ground suddenly moved, and he lost his balance and slid directly to Mu Ling's side, hitting him on the arm.Pei Hang: "???
”Mu Ling was also crooked, looking at it inexplicably.The shaking continued, and the two looked at each other, and suddenly the golden retriever, who was sleeping on the ground, jumped up, rushed to the side of the water tank, grabbed the edge, and took the turtle in his mouth.The parrots on the shelves screamed and flew, and the cats jumped on the couch to bite their toy mice.This series of actions took place in a matter of seconds, and then the golden retriever took the turtle in its mouth, the parrot flew in front to lead the way, the cat followed, and a group of animals opened the door on their own and ran out.Mu Ling looked at the open door in a daze, and didn't notice that the video was disconnected.Pei Hang finally realized something, and patted the sofa: "Damn, it's an earthquake." ”Both of them have lived in the plains for many years, and they didn't react at all, Pei Hang pulled Mu Ling up, followed the pace of the pets, and rushed downstairs.When Ulan Bal Sishulun contacted them again, he heard an extremely noisy background voice: "You two are all right, I just heard about the earthquake somewhere, and it's quite close to you." ”Mu Ling said it was okay."
Fortunately, it was a small earthquake, and I asked a friend in Sichuan, and he didn't even have to run for a local," said Ulan Balsusherun......
What about Pei Hang?
”Mu Ling: "I'm scolding my sons." ”He turned his phone and asked Ulan Bal Si Shulun to see Pei Hang crossing his waist and scolding pets in the middle of a group of citizens.- The cat has already laid down to play with the mouse, the bird does not know where to fly, and the turtle has long since shrunk its head into its shell.Only the Golden Retriever is obediently scolded.Ulan Bal Si Shulun: "............"
After a while, the alarm was lifted, what should everyone do, but the family will not be able to go back for a while.Everyone didn't care very much, there were already citizens around Mu Ling who set up a table and started playing mahjong.Other condolence calls have also been made.Xie Yiyun sat in the car and spoke to them, saying: "Lian Rong and I were still on the plane at the time of the earthquake, and we almost returned home. ”Pei Hang was still scolding his pet, and it took a while to come back to his senses: "Where are you going?"
”Xie Yiyun said: "Of course I came to see you, I finally came to eat hot pot for you on vacation." ”Pei Hang said Okay, when I finish teaching this bunch of cubs, you will almost be there.Lian Rong took the phone: "Then you have to hurry up, we still have two corners to arrive, and I have heard the sound of mahjong over there." ”——End of full text——The author has something to say:After three months,This calamitous article finally ended with my calamitous July.,The story that should be told has been told.,There will be a small summary laterIn addition,The little electric donkey is really dangerous.,I was really left on the road last week.,I'm not able to walk until now This is the third time I've been in the hospital this year———— the following are broken thoughts.,You don't have to read it.————,There's nothing special to say about this article itself.,It's just a sand carving.,Sweet and cute, There's no content worth analyzing in depth, but the opportunity to write it is very special.,I'm afraid of affecting everyone's mood when I read the article.,Hold back until now, I can finally say.,This article is written by me in order to combat some not very good emotions.,If you have been reading my article or have followed my friends on Old Ford, it should be a little impressed.。
At the beginning of March, I started to feel something wrong, I couldn't breathe all the time, but there was nothing wrong with my body, purely psychological.In April, something bad happened at home, which made it impossible to continue many things, including the phantom delay that was being written at the time.At the end of April, I stopped other updates.,I opened this sand carving article from the idea to the idea to the post It took only three days.,No pre-receipt, no deposit.,It can be said that it's very casual My original intention is to write a fun thing.,Let yourself write a happy story - of course,At that time, I didn't consider the issue of whether others were happy or not.,So each chapter is only more than 2,000 words.,And the setting is not perfect.,In short, it's to make yourself happy, and there is a period of time in May and June to recuperate at home.,There's nothing to do except code words.。
Although it's a sand carving text,But the text inevitably substitutes a little bit of my own emotions.,Sometimes there will be content that is incompatible with the style of the whole essay to July.,The role of writing to ease emotions is becoming more and more limited.,I wake up every day and feel very stuffy.,I want to resign every day.,The whole person is very angry.,From time to time, I want to drop my phone This state is very bad.,The last few chapters dragged on for a long time.,Recently, I found something to divert attention.,Catch the end of the tail of July, I actually want to say more.,But there's really no desire to express.。
In short, this article is also very special to me, it should be difficult to write such a pure sand carving article in the future, many people's fate with me has ended here, thank you for accompanying me in the past few months, the next article will not be opened until it is adjusted again, and maybe a short transition will be written in the middle