On Wednesday, October 6th, the fourth class of Shanyang Junior High School.During the second class in the morning, An Zishan was chatting with Zhang Lingling in his seat, and Seinfeld came over from behind with grinning teeth.The two elbows were on the table, lying on An Zishan's side, and said with a smile: "Brothers, do you eat melon seeds?"
”An Zishan glanced at him, took out a handful of melon seeds from the pocket of his school uniform and put them between An Zishan and Zhang Lingling, bared his teeth and said, "Eat, I just went to the commissary to buy a bag." ”"Thank you."
Zhang Lingling smiled sweetly and knocked up."
Zishan, do you want to go to bamboo?""
What kind of bamboo?"
An Zishan said strangely, looking at Seinfeld suspiciously."
Don't you see a small piece of bamboo just planted at the door of the toilet, a lot of people are digging it, and if we don't go, it will be gone."
An Zishan's face was black, and he felt that thousands of divine beasts were rushing in front of him, "You are poisonous, fatty, you have nothing to do, what are you doing with it, are you a panda?"
Can you eat it?
”During this period of time, Seinfeld also learned a lot of Internet buzzwords from An Zishan, and it was a thief to use, only to see him say with a cheap smile: "You are poisonous, although I can't eat it, but I can dish it." ”Zhang Lingling next to her interjected with a smile: "Seinfeld, can you make the bamboo plate pulp?"
”An Zishan stroked his forehead, very melancholy, he found that he had taught these people badly, every time he came up with words and phrases that they didn't understand, he would always ask, back and forth, those Internet buzzwords that he often hung on his lips, they also learned a seven, seven, eighty, eight.The point is that after these people learn it, they are like discovering a new continent, and they use it every day, and they are about to be spoiled if they play with different tricks.For example, Seinfeld, three sentences do not leave it, and when he brags, he will say that I also want to be low-key, but he doesn't allow it.And so on, An Zishan really has a headache.In fact, An Zishan also saw that recently the men and women in the class have begun to play with bamboo, and the boys use their own one-thousandth of Luban's cells to make bamboo into all kinds of flutes, but unfortunately there is only one shape, but it can't be blown.And the girls are even more capable, they actually made a pen, they cut off the bamboo, the kind of section, and then took one end of it, stuffed it with the refill, and a pen did it.There are more artistic cells, and various patterns are painted on the bamboo body.If An Zishan is really only a teenager, he will probably follow the crowd and do a vote, but unfortunately now he has a soul in his thirties, which is really boring, and it is not right to take bamboo.Seeing that An Zishan was not interested and would not go, Seinfeld ignored him, stood up and muttered: "You really don't go, then I'll go find Huazi." ”An Zishan waved his hand with a disgusted face, "Whatever you want, you won't listen to what I say anyway, what do you like, you were caught by the teacher, I see you crying." ”"Cut, do I have that back?
Impossible, don't worry, Liang Jingru gave me courage this time, I'm not afraid, hum. ”After speaking, he shook off a proud expression and left.Okay, you can't do without Liang Jingru, alas, what kind of sin have I created.Seinfeld, who found Zhang Hua, hit it off immediately, and Zhang Hua, who came out of his heart disease, simply let himself go.Before, Zhang Hua was a little cold in An Zishan's eyes, a bit of a cool and handsome and stinky image, but after coming out of his heart disease, Zhang Hua completely came together with Seinfeld, and the two of them went crazy, except for studying, they were only funny.At that time, An Zishan was stunned and said, "Huazi, you are a person who collapsed too quickly. ”Then, they learned it again.Seinfeld and Zhang Hua, hooking their shoulders all the way, slipped to the door of the toilet like a bad ruffian, glanced left and right and didn't see the teacher, and started to use a bamboo with the thickness of an index finger in front of them."
What are you doing!
Stop me!
”As soon as the two of them put their hands on the bad ruffians on the bamboo, before they could use their strength, they heard a loud shout behind them.Seinfeld's chubby face turned white at the time, and a sentence echoed in his mind that he was caught by the teacher, I see you crying.Seinfeld, who was crying and mourning, muttered, "An Zishan, you bastard, your mouth is open, it's so poisonous." ”Zhang Hua, who was also pale, glanced at each other and turned around, and as far as his eyes could see, a male teacher who didn't know which grade was standing at the door of the male teacher's toilet.Looking like this, I should have just come out of the toilet.The staff toilet at Sanyo Junior High School is next to the student toilet, but it is smaller than the student toilet."
You two are bamboo, aren't you?
Which grade are you, which class, and who is the class teacher?
Come with me. ”The unknown male teacher glared at the two people who were bowing their heads and drooping their heads with an angry face, and shouted.Zhang Hua poked Song Fei, and Song Fei snorted: "Teacher, we are not bamboo, we just want to see if this bamboo is green or not?"
”"Is it crunchy?
Do you want to eat it?
”"No, no, it's the emerald green" "I don't care what kind of brittle you are, hurry up and say, which age, which class, banhuh?"
I see you two are a little familiar, huh?
”The male teacher stopped talking abruptly, looking at the two students with familiar faces."
Oh, I remember, you are from Teacher Min's class, the members of the team that won glory for our school in the debate competition."
The male teacher suddenly remembered that after the school team won the championship in the debate competition, the school organized a very grand award ceremony in the playground, and all the staff and students arrived.Among the four students standing on the stage at that time were these two people.But if you win the glory, you can't deliberately damage the school's property, this matter can only be handed over to Min, the male teacher thought."
Come with me."
The male teacher said a word and walked away.Seinfeld and Zhang Hua looked at each other and followed dejectedly until they reached the door of Min's office.Min looked at the male teacher who came in and the two people who followed him with a shocked face, and said in surprise: "Teacher Liu, what's wrong?"
”The male teacher surnamed Liu said with a smile, "I saw your two students picking bamboo at the door of the toilet, and the bamboo that the school just planted was almost lost by the students. ”"I'll send you, Mr.
Liu."
Min hurriedly got up, glared at Seinfeld and Zhang Hua, who were standing on the side, and followed out."
Teacher Liu, this matter" Song Fei and Zhang Hua vaguely heard what Min was saying, as if he was pleading for mercy or something, and when they listened carefully, they couldn't hear it at all, and they might have gone away."
Huazi, give."
Zhang Hua was having a headache, and Seinfeld on the side poked him and handed him a handful of melon seeds.Raising his head to look at Seinfeld, Zhang Hua was stunned, "Fatty, where are your melon seeds?"
”Seinfeld squeezed his eyebrows and smiled, smiling and knocking: "In your pocket, don't worry about Huazi, it's okay to get to the teacher, we are celebrities in front of the teacher, how much glory the debate competition has won for the teacher." ”"It's okay, buddy, don't worry."
It makes sense, Zhang Hua thought about it, and looked at Seinfeld with a look of approval, this fat man is quite brainy.So I didn't care anymore, "click, click", and the office sounded a rhythmic sound of smacking melon seeds."
Bang".The office door was pushed open, and Min walked in with a dark face and walked up to the two of them.She didn't see the melon seeds that were hidden after hearing the sound of pushing the door."
Tell me, both of you, what's going on?
If you don't learn good things, you can learn from others to make bamboo, ah?
”"Bang bang bang".Min was stunned, looking at the melon seeds that fell out of Song Fei and Zhang Hua's pockets, and his face instantly turned as black as the bottom of the pot."
You two go to the door of the toilet for me to stand at the door now, continue to knock the melon seeds, and then go back to write a review after knocking the melon seeds, a thousand words per person.""
Ah don't, teacher, I promise not to make an example, I promise."
Seinfeld wailed, knocking melon seeds at the door of the toilet, how embarrassing it is, Mom, I'm the school's man, I don't want to lose face?
Zhang Hua also had a bitter face, and thought in his heart, it's over, it's over, and he was miserable by the fat man now.Later, this difficult brother was watched, and An Zishan also rushed over when he heard the training, and circled around them several times, laughing and couldn't straighten his waist.In exchange for the hateful gaze and fierce expressions of these two, Seinfeld kept scolding him: "Crow's mouth, crow's mouth." ”An Zishan deliberately named their group, "Melon Seed Brothers", but I don't know who was going to be passed out by someone who didn't keep the door, Seinfeld inadvertently became even more popular, and was listed as the top ten people in Shanyang Junior High School that year.An Zishan and Zhang Hua were second and third.