"All in all, SCP-1911 isn't scary, so you have to take it cool."
That's right, it's them - SCP-1911 are a class of entities ranging from one to thirty in the form of elderly women, all of whom are identified as grandmothers, grandmothers, grandmothers, or similar.SCP-1911 will target single and solitary males in an attempt to persuade them to enter their residences.If SCP-1911 is turned away, more and more of its kind will begin to manifest and attempt to enter the room in a variety of ways, including doors, windows, garage doors, chimneys, etc."
Then, when these old women knock on your door, they won't be able to leave."
Liesu shrugged, "If you have the confidence to drive them away, then open the door, and then write a record report that will definitely get a year-end bonus." ”"Of course, if you're not sure, don't open the door, it's a good idea, after all, if SCP-1911 'Grandmother Comes to the House' stays in your bedroom, then it will cost you your own salary.""
I would like to emphasize that some of the old women of SCP-1911 possess the ability to contaminate their minds......
Please do it yourself. ”After Liesu finished speaking, he stopped talking, and the sword men in the audience looked at each other, and they all had their own plans in their hearts.There are those who think seriously, those who frown and deliberate, and those who ......
Eager to try.That's right, eager to give it a try.Liesu's eyes circled around the sword men who were in the meeting, and he had a number in his heart, and it looked ......
When SCP-1911 arrives, there will be a lot of excitement in Honmaru.However, it is most necessary for Ritsusu to find out who actually led SCP-1911 to his honmaru.It's not a well-known thing that he came to Honmaru, which was opened up in an independent space by the Tokinomasa/government, and set up a site here, so it's necessary to find out who is disturbing his life.So as soon as the meeting ended, Liesu took three steps and two steps to the Inquisitor's office on the second floor of the attic, turned on the computer and entered the SCP Foundation chat room, and began to tear/force - yes, it was definitely his teammate who had been on a mission with in the task force, and he was doing bad things behind his back!
Isn't it that when he was chatting in the group last week, he sent out a screenshot of these people calling him dad when they borrowed money!
It's just a trivial matter!
Young and frivolous boys, who doesn't want to be each other's fathers, right?
That's annoying!
And sent SCPs to harass him!
Liesu rolled up his sleeves, and his hand of typing on the keyboard quickly became an afterimage, and at this time, Liesu, who could not find the other party, turned into the most heroic keyboard warrior, waving his three-inch tongue on the Internet, and spitting at each other with his former teammates."
Ding-dong-" The doorbell outside the Inquisitor's office rang, and Liesu frowned, and only after finishing a large text in his hand and clicking 'send' did he get up to open the door.Oh, it's Grandma."
What's the matter with you?
Hurry up, I'm very busy, and I have to continue scolding that grandson on the Internet for a while......"
Liesu turned sideways to let his grandmother in, while still organizing words in his brain, ready to continue spraying with his teammates for a while.The energetic old lady didn't come in, she stood at the door and looked at Liesu sternly, "What kind of attitude do you have?"
And even if you hate me, I won't let you marry Miss Jinzhu!
”Liesu's eyes widened suddenly, and he didn't seem to react, and it took a moment to find his voice—"Why......
Why can't I marry Jinzhu?
”He said eagerly, "We really love each other!"
”The old lady's attitude did not show any relaxation, "Love?
How long have you known each other before you dare to say you love each other?
”"A woman from a poor family is not worthy of you, the director of the SCP Foundation site!
Only Miss Katsumi, whose father is the president of the company, is a good match for you!
”Her old voice was full of disappointment and order, "Draw a line with Miss Jinzhu and go and marry Miss Katsumi who is a doctor immediately!"
”"It's 9102 now, okay, arranged marriages aren't popular at all......
You are like this, you are reversing the times!
It is a remnant of feudal thinking!
”Liesu shouted dissatisfiedly, and then, he bypassed the old lady, slammed the door and left.Before leaving, he left this sentence......
"I will never marry Miss Katsumi!"
”Lyric walked down the stairs in a rage, and then ......
He stopped.Wait, who is Miss Katsumi?
He froze for a moment, but still shook his head, ready to go to Miss Jinzhu's house to discuss countermeasures with her first, the love between them was unwavering......
Wait, what's Miss Jinzhu's address?
…… What the hell is this Miss Jinzhu!
When did he have a girlfriend named Miss Jinzhu!
After staying away from the memetic effects of SCP-1911's 'grandmother coming to the door', Lie Dog Suku finally vaguely recalls his status as a single nobleman.Item No: SCP-1911 'Grandmother Comes to the Door' Object Class: Euclid Note that this object possesses the ability to be mentally polluted.After realizing that both "Miss Jinzhu" and "Miss Katsumi" were virtual memories of SCP-1911's 'grandmother's door' psychic contamination, Liesu breathed a sigh of relief, but with some regret.What if these two were really his alternate girlfriends......
Impossible, non-existent, the hilarious male protagonist is not worthy of a girlfriend.Sighing for his fate, Liesu squatted at the top of the stairs and smoked a cigarette, and after calming himself down completely, he stood up again, patted his face to cheer himself up, and then he went upstairs again.He wanted to see what other tricks this SCP old woman had!
Thinking like this, Liesu's eyes were indifferent, and the corners of his mouth curved slightly......
Then ask SCP-1911 if they know the cell phone numbers of 'Miss Kanejo' and 'Miss Katsumi'!
What if it's a real girl!
What if there really is a living girl!
Whether it's the poor Miss Jinzhu or the rich Miss Katsumi, he doesn't pick!
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Really don't pick!
Grandma, please introduce you to a blind date!
Ask for an arranged marriage!
In this way, the site director who had just been impassioned in front of the sword man was ......
The first one lost his armor.And the same thing is happening in every corner of Honmaru ......※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※ PS: Again, Miss Jinzhu and Miss Katsumi are the mental pollution created by SCPs, and Liesu is in a state of passionate spraying with his friends, so he is ......
After that, if he is on guard, he will be fine.There is also someone named after my mother's favorite Korean drama "I watched and watched", in which the female supporting actress Zheng Jinzhu is so beautiful, she is a childhood goddess......
PS: When I was writing the Baiban Forum, I was sprayed by Sakura fans......
You must know that the nature of "Tucao Conference" is to complain to each other, right!
And it's virtual, so you don't need to be real at all......
Sakura's fan rank is too strong, and I'm thinking about whether to delete her role......
Chapter 135 on the Firmness of the Translucency Item Number: SCP-1911 'Grandmother Comes to the Door' Object Class: EuclidIf SCP-1911 is allowed inside the house, SCP-1911 will immediately begin to confront the subject, asking about a variety of topics.It is currently believed that SCP-1911 will use techniques similar to cold reading to identify information relevant to the topic before starting a conversation.Topics such as the target's parents, career, and schooling will usually be included.- When SCP-1911 knocked on the door, Toraki Nagaso, Toraki Wasuka, and Torakiru Urashima, who were already sitting in a precarious position, straightened up for a moment.Here it comes!"
Grandma is here, open the door quickly!"
SCP-1911's somewhat aging voice came from outside the Tiger Knife Sect's dormitory, and the tone seemed to be very eager.Bee Suga Huche subconsciously turned his head to look at Chang Zeng Youhu Che, and the latter just raised his eyebrows, his eyes full of eagerness.Oops, I feel that I have lost a game inexplicably, and Bee Suga Huche also looked indifferent, just like Nagazeng You Hutoru, in order to respond to all changes with the same, still kneeling and sitting, not moving.Urashima Toru was sandwiched between the two brothers, and he was so frightened by the confrontation between the two spirits that he didn't dare to say a word.The two brothers don't go to open the door, so it's not clear to let the youngest go?
Urashima Huche looked at the eldest brother for a while with small eyes, and then looked at the second brother for a while, and finally sighed resignedly and went to open the door."
Come on, don't be in a hurry......"
Urashima Toraki opened the door and saw a slightly obese old lady with short curly hair, and the old lady of SCP-1911 saw Urashima Toraki open the door, and immediately squeezed in very enthusiastically."
Hey, hey, hey, isn't this my son, let grandma take a good look......
Grow taller, grow taller. ”The old lady affectionately stretched out her crumpled hand and rubbed Urashima Toraki's cheek.This familiarity made Urashima Toru a little uncomfortable, he smiled, a little stiff, although a little embarrassed, but not blushing......
It's too strange to blush at the old grandmother.In the back, Toru Toru Soso and Toraki Wasuka also stood up from their kneeling position, preparing to meet SCP-1911, who called themselves "Grandma"."
Come on, come on, let Grandma take a good look at you!"
SCP-1911 shuddered as he greeted Toru Nagaso and Toratoru Wasuka, their expressions unfaltering, like a real grandmother.The number of segments is quite high.Neither Nagaso nor Toru Wasuka answered, both of them observing SCP-1911's old lady's next move - she grabbed Wasuka Toraki's wrist with her left hand, and took Wasuka Toratoru with her right hand, and then pressed their hands together in a stunned expression.That's it, I haven't understood what happened yet, Bee Suga Tortoru and Nagaso You Tora Toru - holding hands successfully!
Wait a minute!
Here's what happened!
Looking at the hands that were suddenly overlapping with his own fake brother, Wasuka Tiger looked up blankly, and just met the equally confused eyes of Nagaso Youhu Toru.Seeing this, SCP-1911 burst into tears, fanning its mouth without front teeth, and the old lady's voice choked."
In my lifetime, I can see the scene of brotherhood and friendship between your brothers, and after a hundred years, I will be able to close my eyes...... old lady!"
The old lady of SCP-1911 burst into tears, causing Toru Wasuka to stop his intention to shake off Nagaso's hand, and the two of them stood awkwardly as if they had successfully held hands......
Urashima Torrothu was the first to lose his breath, he looked at the dead scene, cleared his throat, and then smiled awkwardly, "Which one......
Uh, Grandma?
”"It's ......
What's going on?
”SCP-1911's expression wore a bitter smile from the heart, "Urashima, it seems that I have to tell you about the grievances between your two brothers......
"No, I know all these things......
The corners of Urashima Torato's mouth twitched, and then nodded stiffly.SCP-1911 was still holding the hands of Toru Nagaso and Toraki Wasuka, and then looked at Toraki Urashima with affection, causing Toratoru Urashima to chill for a while."
Nagaso You Hu Che is actually the biological brother of your two half-brothers......
"This horse really doesn't know......
Urashima Toru almost squirted out a sip of water that he drank an hour ago, what the hell is the biological relationship of the half-brother?!
According to SCP-1911, he and Liesu are half-brothers of different races and dimensions!
Nagaso and Beesuka Toru were obviously also taken aback by this relation, and Nagaso Toru tried to pull his hand out of the old lady's hand with a black face, but both failed.In the end, it was Wasuka Tiger who sighed faintly, "Okay, we'll do it - can we let it go now?"
”At this point, the old lady of SCP-1911 let go of her hand contentedly, and the two of them instantly separated the hands that were forced to hold each other, and then wiped their clothes without a trace.SCP-1911 looked at Toru Nagaso and Toraki Wasuka with a deep affection in their eyes that Urashima Toraki couldn't understand."
It's all my fault."
The old lady of SCP-1911 turned her head and wiped her tears from her eyes as she began to grit her teeth, "If it weren't for my youthful and frivolous youth, I wouldn't have been involved in so many things......
SCP-1911's words were like a big thunderbolt, leaving the three brothers stunned.Come on, according to SCP-1911......
This has to be calculated from the relationship between the two generations!
Also, what does it mean to be young and frivolous!
Affair is an affair cheating is cheating on cheating cuckold please say cuckold, please don't insult this word!
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And it really doesn't matter if this kind of thing is said directly!
Immediately afterward, the old lady of SCP-1911 stiffened as the old lady released Nagaso's hand, and then ...... turned to himself."
Bee Suga Tiger Toru, it's all because your grandfather was young and frivolous when he was alive, so ......" is "young and frivolous"!
Bee Suga Tiger was dizzy, and then a green "young and frivolous" four big characters smashed him dizzy and blackened his eyes.On both sides are "young and frivolous......
You and your grandfather are playing their own games!
There are too many slots, and I don't know where to vomit or not!
And the most terrible scene still happened.SCP-1911 lowered Wasuka Toraki's hand and approached Urashima Toraki with a horrified expression, and attempted to take his hand......
"Urashima Toraki, when I was young, and your grandfather was young, I was young and frivolous, so I ......
"Urashima Toraki......
I can't hear anything anymore.…………………………………… Left text bedroom.Inexplicably consistent with the Tiger Knife Sect, Zongsanzuo Script, Jiang Xue Zuo Script, and the youngest brother Xiao Yezuo Script also faced the bedroom door, and the three sat side by side, waiting for the invasion of SCP-1911.However, unlike the Tiger Knife Sect, the three swords on the left text are very, very simply admitted.They prepared for the vigilance level of air defense, and after receiving the notice from Liesu, they began to block the doors and windows, blocking the entire Zuo Wen dormitory so tightly that not even a trace of wind could penetrate it.Evasion is the consistent practice of the Zuo Script family in the face of this type of SCP.And indeed, as you think, Zong Sanzuo and Jiang Xuezuo, who are unwilling to die, are still the lowest junior researchers......
On the contrary, it is not even as good as the level of Xiao Yezuo's text.However, to say from the bottom of my heart, if the SCP in this world really comes out, the practice of Zong Sanzuo's text and Jiang Xue's left text is really right.Oh, it's time, and after a while, the old lady of SCP-1911 outside the door starts knocking.Compared to the old lady of SCP-1911 in the Hu Che family, the one standing at the door of the Zuo Wen's bedroom at this moment was thinner and more shrill in her voice, judging from the shadow cast on the door.Xiao Yezuo was excited, then looked at his two elder brothers, and then was instantly embraced by Zong San Zuo Text."
Don't be afraid, don't be afraid......
She can't get in. ”Jiang Xuezuo patted Xiao Yezuo's back and comforted softly.With the joint efforts of the two elder brothers, Xiao Yezuo gradually relaxed......
Can you not relax!
The moment Jiang Xuezuo opened his mouth, Xiao Yezuo remembered the arrangement of the bedroom door by his two elder brothers......
Anti-theft locks, combination locks, and the most original latches......
Zong Sanzuo is not only on three different locks, but also has more powerful operations.Jiang Xue's Zuowen strengthened the wall as a whole overnight, pasted cement and then sandwiched layers of bricks, so the entire Zuowen relatives looked smaller than before, the chimney was also blocked, and the wooden door was nailed with many layers of reinforcements.What's even more suffocating is that Jiang Xuezuo's characters and Zongsan's left characters used scotch tape together to paste the door cracks inside and out.True, they sealed the door with scotch tape.Not only the passing sword men were collectively stunned, but even SCP-1911 was shocked.The old lady of SCP-1911 looked at the scotch tape crisscrossing the doorway and was silent for a long time before speaking."
You ......
How much do you don't want your grandmother to come over......"
Zong San Zuo Wen covered Xiao Yezuo Zuo's mouth with one hand, and covered his mouth with the other hand, and then glanced at Jiang Xue Zuo Text, and made up his mind that he would never talk.Outside, SCP-1911 continues to call the door......
That's right, it didn't knock on the door, really, the door of the bedroom covered in duct tape, there was really no place to start.It's too sticky."
You ......
It can't be borrowed from a loan shark, in anti-thugs, right?
”SCP-1911 looked at the tight door and felt that something of this high class could never be a good old lady for her.Thinking of this, her tone became urgent."
Oh God, how much do you owe out there?"
SCP-1911 said eagerly, "I'm a grandmother, not a debt collector, open the door." ”It's not that SCP-1911 didn't count it in his heart, but it was Jiang Xuezuo's words that they exaggerated."
Grandmother brought you refreshments......
Sorry for me, I don't know if you're doing well after so long......"
SCP-1911 habitually said one last sentence, then stopped.It's all like this, it's definitely not going to be a good time."
My good grandchildren, grandmother really wants to see you......
Open the door!
”Outside the door, SCP-1911 still refuses to give up trying, shouting at the door for a while, and SCP-1911 can't hold back anymore.Picking up the cane in its hand, SCP-1911 staggered into a wielding baseball bat and slammed it on the door of the left-hand relative.Then the crutches were glued to the door.SCP-1911 was dumbfounded, she tugged on her crutches and tugged hard, and in order to exert herself, SCP-1911 even stretched out her shriveled little foot in embroidered shoes and kicked it against the door......
Well, in addition to SCP-1911's crutches, there's an old lady-style embroidered shoe on the door.Jiang Xuezuo's text is estimated to be the industrial scotch tape bought, which is stronger than that."
Oops......
My old waist......"
SCP-1911 flashed and sat on the ground with one bare foot, but the three sword men in the door ignored her, because she had just slammed the door with her cane and scared Xiao Yezuo Zuo, and then was pressed back into her arms by the extremely distressed Zong San Zuo Script and Jiang Xue Zuo Script.Don't you see that my brother is scared!
Who cares about you old woman!
SCP-1911 looked at it for a long time and did not hear back, so it could only stand up on its own feet.No, this is not going to work, SCP-1911 looked up left and right, moved the ladder in small steps, and began to tremble up the ladder.In order to see its grandson, SCP-1911 stated that it would do whatever it took to fight for its own life.Looking at the reflection of the ladder printed in the window, Xiao Yezuo Wen pulled the corner of Zong Sanzuo's clothes with some concern, and the latter gave him a reassuring expression.Scotch tapes for industrial use......
Do you think that Jiang Xuezuo and Zong Sanzuo only bought one volume!
You're wrong, the two of them wholesaled a whole box.So when SCP-1911 failed several times and finally climbed onto the roof, all it saw was a chimney that resembled a large spider's nest in California, with duct tape like spider silk, wrapping the chimney tightly around it.For a moment, SCP-1911 felt the muscles all over his body begin to beat wildly, and his eyes began to turn black for a while, barely holding on to the ground, and SCP-1911 felt that his blood pressure had definitely soared to over 200 in just a moment.SCP-1911 said that she was only a Euclid level after all, and if she was a keter-level SCP, she would definitely tear the tape with her own hands, pick up her fist and smash the cement wall, and then grab the Xiaoye Zuo Text, Zong San Zuo Text, and Jiang Xue Zuo Text inside, and yell at them!
Question!
Roar - she's really just a grandmother!
Well, you can't do anything with them, SCP-1911 sighed, and got down the ladder tremblingly, what a sin, at such an age, there was no one to help you climb a ladder.As the hearer burst into tears, SCP-1911 looked up at his crutches and embroidered shoes again, and finally made up his mind to leave the sad place.The cold leaves fluttered and sprinkled all over my face.My grandson's rebellion broke my heart.What you're doing is like an ice pick piercing into my heart.Grandmother was really hurt......
Sozo opened the cat's eye and looked out from the inside, repeatedly confirming that SCP-1911 had indeed left, with a plate of snacks on the ground and a letter......
Zong Sanzuo's eyes are okay, and he can barely see the first sentence above, which is the lyrics above."
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Are you sure SCP-1911 has left......"
Jiang Xuezuo twisted the Buddha beads and silently recited a Buddha name, and then asked Zong Sanzuo unhurriedly.Zong Sanzuo nodded, and then asked Jiang Xue Zuo hesitantly, "Next, let's ......
How do you get out?
”That's right, it was sealed so tightly that the three of them actually had no way out.Jiang Xue didn't speak, he put down the Buddhist beads in his hand, got up and walked to the side of the telephone, and dialed the phone in Awataguchi's bedroom."
Hey, I'm Jiang Xuezuo text......
It's time to act. ”In the blank eyes of Zong Sanzuo and Xiao Yezuo, after a while, the two of them heard the sound of chirping at the door."
Ah, is this snack for our labor expenses?"
Hakata Toshiro started eating from the ground, and then was immediately patted on the head by his own little uncle Naruto."
Oh, Hakata Fujishiro actually dares to eat what SCP-1911 has left behind, what a boldness, Naruto, you teach him a lesson!"
The little fox's shrill voice pierced the silence, that's right, this is the Awatakou digging and digging brother team has arrived!"
The door was almost forty layers of wrapping, and there was even more tape wrapped around the chimney......
Is this really worth it, His Highness Jiang Xuezuo Wen?
”The captain of the Awatakou digging team, after confirming the thickness of the tape, was unwilling to admit that there was indeed only one way to dig up the ground and make a passage to dig them out.That's right, digging tunnels like a prison robbery.Is it really worth it just for the sake of one SCP-1911?
Yizhen and Minghu glanced at each other, unable to speak.Is it worth it?
Zong Sanzuo and Jiang Xuezuo don't know either.All they know is that their younger brother Xiao Yezuo was not abducted by this unwarranted SCP-1911 grandmother, and that's ......
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Chapter 136: The Victory of the Elders, the Awataguchi Knife Sect can't be said to be completely indifferent to the upcoming SCP-1911, and they don't care too much.After all, it can be said that it is a less harmful SCP, and it is really a difficult challenge for an ordinary old lady to hurt her sword and lose her spirit."
Jiang Xue Zuo Text Palace, I don't agree with your educational philosophy very much."
In the first issue, he straightened his little yellow helmet and said this to Jiang Xuezuo with a shovel.Excessive spoiling will ruin the child, and under the doting, the personality will become weak and distorted, and gradually deviate from society."
So if you spoil it any longer, you'll spoil the left text of the little night."
Ichijo frowned and said, "I think it's best to go with the flow and take proper care of it." ”After the first issue of Ichizhen finished speaking, the Awataguchi short knives holding shovels beside him echoed one after another."
That's right, a phase of Ni is like a person/wife, very tolerant of our hobbies!"
Toshiro waved his hand."
It's also very open to what we are wearing!"
It was Shiro Rando who said this."
And there is a very advanced concept of financial management......
We went out to dig the ground, and we were paid a salary!
”Shiro Hakata pushed his glasses.Jiang Xuezuo's words, which were still slightly shaken, instantly lost all her expressions.Later, Minghu, who heard all the conversations......
He covered his head with trembling hands.On his shoulder, the little fox wagged his tail to comfort his own fox."
Wow, what a big failure of education."
This can be said to be very frustrating, Minghu looked around, since he dug out the Xiaoye left text, Zongsan left text and Jiang Xuezuo text, then he didn't do the follow-up work, and left the shovel and went back to the dormitory at Awataguchi.Awataguchi's bedroom can be said to be the largest dormitory in the entire Honmaru, but now it is empty, after all, most of this is a short knife and a knife school that is extremely lively, and the sun is good during the day, and the air is good, and almost all the Awataguchi sword men have gone out.Naruhu took the key out of his coat pocket and prepared to unlock the locked wooden door, locking the door not to prevent thieves, but to prevent SCPs from breaking through containment and running around.When the key was about to be inserted/inserted into the keyhole, the door opened without warning - Naruto looked at the old lady with her hair in a bun inside the door in a daze, and she smiled at Naruto as a hostess."
Ah, my grandson is back?"
Hearing this, Naruto's pupils constricted violently, and in an instant, Naruhu knew the identity of this old man SCP-1911!
Minghu lowered his eyes to hide all the vigilance in his eyes, and when he raised his head, his eyes were as gentle as before."
Exactly."
Naruhu bowed slightly at SCP-1911's grandmother, then sat down at the table steadily.SCP-1911's smile widened a little more when she heard Naruto's crisp acknowledgement, and she enthusiastically pushed the tea she had made to Naruto, "Oh my eldest grandson, I've been busy all day, hurry up and take a sip of grandma's tea to moisten my throat......
Tired of it, right?
”Naruhu does not say thank you, but bows to SCP-1911 in gratitude.He picked up the tea and blew it gently, the tea aroma was as always, not particularly delicious or particularly unpleasant......
It's like tea on the assembly line brewed by a machine, and the taste is regular."
You say, it's my grandmother?"
Minghu asked in a somewhat jerky tone, yes, Minghu is indeed extremely bad at talking, but when necessary, what should be said still has to be said.SCP-1911 nodded approvingly, "That's right!
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How long have you forgotten your grandmother after not seeing me?
”"No, there isn't."
When Naruto heard this, he quieted down and drank his tea quietly, except for SCP-1911, who was very enthusiastic about going around, sweeping and mopping the floor......
It's a lot of fun.It seems that she wants Awataguchi's other swords to leave a good impression on her.And indeed, the children of Awataguchi should be back soon, Naruto looked up at the time.Because when they came back, the digging had already reached the finishing stage, they just had to do the finishing work, calculate the time, they should already be on the way - "Open the door, we're back!"
”There was a call at the door, and the sound of chaotic footsteps and chattering could be faintly heard.Really.Naruhu withdrew his gaze from the clock, but he didn't answer, but naturally......
Looks at SCP-1911.Sure enough, for a moment, SCP-1911's face was flushed with red light, and she wiped her hands with her apron, quickly greeted her, and eagerly opened the door.In an instant, the chatter and laughter outside the door stopped, and all the Awatakou swords looked at the old lady who opened the door for them in astonishment, and they were a little at a loss for a while.SCP-1911 'Grandmother Comes to the Door'!
Shiro Ato stammered, "Hello, may I ask what it is......
SCP-1911?
”SCP-1911 frowned in displeasure at Shiro Atsuto's words."
Why do you call it a number as soon as you open your mouth, how rusty it sounds."
SCP-1911 speaks, intending to correct the Awataguchi Sword Man's designation."
I'm yours—" SCP-1911 had barely finished speaking, when a cold male voice interrupted SCP-1911."
Great-grandmother."
Naruto calmly put down the cup, got up and walked to the front of the Awataguchi sword man at the door, and met SCP-1911's stunned face, very indifferent but natural."
This is, yours......
Great-grandmother. ”At this moment, Minghu's inexplicably higher rank was suddenly displayed.SCP-1911 recovered her voice for a while, and the old lady held out her finger tremblingly, pointed at the fox, and asked, "......
You are their ......"
Hakata Toshiro opened his mouth, and "Little Uncle ......" was followed by the "Little Uncle" of Awataguchi's short knives one after another.Little, little uncle?
SCP-1911 turned its head to stare at the sleek, youthful eyebrows leaking from under the fox mask, stunned and speechless.Is it such a high seniority?
At this time, Yizhen, who stood out from the crowd in height, also cleared his throat, lowered his eyebrows and called out, "Little uncle." ”SCP-1911 was stunned and unable to utter a word."
Wow, what are you doing?"
The little fox on Naruto's shoulder broke the silence, "Say hello to 'Great-Grandmother'!"
”SCP-1911 instantly came to its senses, "No, no, no need to call my great-grandmother......"
The old lady explained eagerly, already sweating.However, it was too late.At this time, "Great-grandmother is good." ”, "Great-grandmother Happy New Year" and other series of words were spoken by the Awataguchi sword men.At the same time, SCP-1911's face deteriorated.Like a yellow girl caught by a child calling her mother, SCP-1911 is unusually alarmed by the word 'great-grandmother' and has become incoherent."
I'm not a great-grandmother, I'm not...... if someone who doesn't know sees it, they will definitely say it's elder abuse.But speaking of which, the effect is surprisingly good.SCP-1911 gains a grandchild, resulting in a bunch of great-grandchildren, a surefire deal that goes against SCP's memetic cognition."
I ......
It's really not a great-grandmother......"
In this way, SCP-1911 fled with the immature "great-grandmother" calls, not even taking the tea set and tea leaves with him......