"What's your name?"
Village Chief Li asked while holding a toothpick and squatting aside."
You still know the name?"
The middle-aged man who was eating happily and smacking his fingers was very surprised, and looked up at Li Jie, "You are not like an ordinary person in the wild." ”"That's nature, I'm at the behest of heaven!"
Village Chief Li raised a finger and pointed it towards the sky very domineeringly.Bang!
A thunderstorm suddenly broke out, which frightened Village Chief Li for a while, and hurriedly said, "I'm scared to death, I'll just say that." ”"Ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem" The middle-aged man's eyes were bulging there, apparently something was stuck in his throat.When Village Chief Li saw it, he slapped it and directly slapped a piece of beef crispy bone.I was about to comfort him, but I saw that the middle-aged man picked up the beef crispy bones from the ground with lightning speed, soaked them in a bowl of residual soup, and stuffed them into his mouth to chew.The crunch is crunchy and fragrant!"
It's delicious.""
Nonsense, this is a broth made with twenty fish and a fat sheep, and the bone marrow in the beef leg bones has melted into it, and as for the secret sea vegetables, you have never seen it.This umami, the king drank it and said it was good.If you don't give me a knighthood, I will never hand over the secret recipe!
”The middle-aged man didn't understand a word, but he heard all the keywords, and if he connected it, he probably understood the meaning."
You're eating Childe's ugly cow.""
I don't care if his son is ugly or beautiful, what's wrong with eating a cow?
I'm a savage, isn't it normal to eat cows?
”Why do you eat cows?
Because I'm a "wild man".Perfect!
The middle-aged man who couldn't calm down for a long time burped, took a toothpick from Li Xie and picked his teeth slowly, smacking the taste just now while picking his teeth, it was simply refreshing."
Life is like this, what more can a husband ask for.""
Tsk."
Village Chief Li immediately looked at him with disdainful eyes like garbage, no, this middle-aged man is not even as good as garbage, because the garbage on the construction site can be sold for money."
What do you mean by that?""
When you're full, get out, this village doesn't raise idlers.""
I thought you were trying to recruit me!"
The middle-aged man sat up suddenly, "Isn't Baisha in short supply of available talents?"
”"That's right, no.But hehe. ”Li Xie sat on the horse and crossed Erlang's legs, "You also ate beef with you, there is a kind of you going back to talk to what Gongzi Mei."
See if he can't kill you. ”After a long time, the middle-aged man's face shook: "I am not an idler, but a relative of the Six Kingdoms.""
Lu Guo?
Where is it?
”"West of Shu Country" "Okay, you don't need to say it, what land country and sea country are, it must be a small country, it is estimated that it can't beat my Baisha Village, and the ancestors must have been the waste of the eighteenth road princes" After a long time, Village Chief Li still knows some "international situations", and it can be summed up in one sentence: big countries are awesome, small countries are strong.If you want to say that you are Qi State, Lu State, Cai State, Chen State, then you still look the same, Lu State?
Hell, 100% of this small country has been beaten.And then kneel and lick this big country today, and kneel and lick another big country tomorrow.The waste of picking the feet of the vegetables is really dry, let them go on an expedition to Baisha Village, and it is estimated that they will go bankrupt halfway through."
You!""
The Six Kingdoms Serve the Two Dynasties" "Wow!
It's actually the remnants of the previous generation!
It must be a weak country in a weak state, and you must be working very hard, paying tribute everywhere.No wonder the son of a country is like a beggar.That son-in-law Mei gave you an old cow to pull a cart, which is simply a great conscience. ”"It's Childe Ugly" "What about you, I haven't said your name yet." ”"Humph!
After the surname of I'm Ji!
”"What's it called?""
You can call me Gongziba.""
Ji surname, Gongziba?"
In the blink of an eye, Village Chief Li suddenly showed a look of pity, "It's really not easy for you Lu Guo." ”However, Li Xie also muttered in his heart, this grandson said that their family served two dynasties, so how could their family be surnamed Ji?
Isn't this the surname of the contemporary Son of Heaven?
Like Gou Chen, the king of Wu, his surname is also Ji, that is because the founding monarch and the Son of Heaven are brothers.The son of this small rookie country in front of him, who served the two dynasties, was actually surnamed Ji, maybe there was some chaotic story.Originally, Li Jie, the black-hearted foreman, was thinking of slightly lowering the price and blackening the basic salary by half, but now it seems that what kind of salary will be given to this kind of weak son?
!
Why do you pay your salary?!
Isn't it okay to take care of the food?!
Wu is a big country, the son of a big country gives you a cow, you turn your head and eat a beef soup, and you are good-tempered if you are hacked to death."
Jiba, what about me" "Calling him by his name is really rude. ”Hey, a little bit of a temper and a little proud.Village Chief Li was suddenly unhappy in his heart, and was thinking about picking up a guy to educate and educate well, but when he saw Gongziba, he hurriedly said: "I travel around the world and use a pseudonym.One place and one place, that's all. ”"Okay, what are you going to call in my Baisha Village?"
I still didn't understand what Li Xie was saying, but Gongziba thought about it and said, "I was tied under the big willow by you before, why don't you call the next willow." ”After hesitating for a long time, Li Xie looked at Gongziba with complicated eyes, and then quickly applauded, "Okay!"
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is worthy of being a son of a country, at first glance, you have read books, and you will be under the willow in the future. ”Gongziba is also very happy, anyway, when he comes out to travel, he is also a mixed meal.The six countries in his hometown are poor, and he is often blackmailed by the big powers, and the clan is not having a good time.They are all sons of a country, and the sons of Wu can get a thousand-hundred-number "Wu Jia" when they go out to fight.And what about the Six Nations?
Follow the big countries to form a coalition to fight the autumn wind, so you can only take advantage of the regular army of about 500.Expecting such a prince of a country to pay attention to any aristocratic demeanor is a joke.For Gongziba, etiquette is farting, whoever stutters is a father!
The reason why Village Chief Li wants to use Gongziba is not for no reason.He can only observe Wu Guo's understanding from the perspective of the bottom, not even the bottom, because the people of "Shaye" don't even have the qualifications to farm.The problem now is that Village Chief Li wants to legalize "Baisha Village" and become a village in the Wu system.If you want to farm legally and reasonably, you have to convince the people in the system of Wu State.It is far from enough to rely on the "five watches" of Yunting to watch the tomb and guard the tomb.Township and town leaders can only rely on their own ability and reputation to influence upwards, and this influence is indirect and sluggish.But a poor boy who sits in an ox cart and can record what he sees and hears from time to time is qualified to make an appearance in the middle and upper echelons of Wu State.Of course, Wu Guojunchen will definitely not take him seriously, it is estimated that he is looking at the mentality of a monkey, but compared with the people of "Shaye", it is obviously very different."
Xialiu, now that you have eaten my beef, you have to do something for me, which is very reasonable.""
That's the cow that Gongzi Chou gave me, yes, yes, what Shou Li said!"
A stone axe was placed on Gongziba's neck, which immediately made the prince of the Six Kingdoms realize his mistake and correct it in an instant.