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Chapter 101: Is it interesting to abuse vegetables?


"The north wind blows the snowflakes and the one floats" General Li, who was humming a little tune, was in a very good mood, because the gentleman of Song Guoguo was a fucking retard.In the winter, he drove the troops to attack the city of Qianyang, and he came to attack after repairing the fortifications, and there were no chariots and cavalry, although because the snow was too thick, the chariots were also wasted, but there were chariots and no chariots, which were two different things.The Song coalition army is so sure that he Li will not dare to fight in the field?!"

Song Bailao, it's the New Year, this rent can't be delayed any longer!"

Shaking his head and muttering, General Li was on the city tower holding the city wall and looking into the distance, and when he saw the formation of the Song State coalition army, Li Xie was happy: "Damn, mentally retarded, where does this courage come from?"

”A weak man's breath came to his face, and it was freezing cold, and many small national soldiers actually held a spear in their arms and shrunk their necks and shivered.There are quite a few people, and Li Xie estimated that there were not twenty or thirty thousand people.The sparse and continuous pulling, bursts of white gas rising, very much like that refugee."

Shou Li!"

As soon as Shaha saw the other party's formation, he knew that the opposite side was a rookie.I liked it the most.Who doesn't love abusive dishes?"

Don't be impatient, what's the hurry, didn't you see the coalition forces stop and not leave?"

The reason for not leaving is simple, because behind the Great Wall of Ice and Snow, the archers have already shot a round, and if they shoot casually, they will shoot and kill twenty or thirty allied soldiers.These unlucky bastards are still unarmored light infantry, and they are wrapped in a little linen, which is simply inhumane.However, because of the large number of people, the coalition army did not lose morale because of the death of twenty or thirty people.On the contrary, it aroused the enthusiasm of all parts of the coalition army, obviously seeing that the target was in front of him, he wanted to rush down the city of Qianyang in one go, and then rob it, take a hot bath, and hug a beautiful girl.It's a beautiful idea, but the generals of the coalition are obviously not fools.As soon as you look at the Great Wall of Ice and Snow, you know that the city has been prepared.In the event of an attack, the entire attacking force will be divided into several pieces.There is only one thing that the defenders of Forcing Yang City to do, pull bows and shoot arrows.The weather is cold, and the bowstring is a little weak, but the defenders have a good one, the supplies are abundant, and besides, it is convenient to keep warm.If the bowstring is shrunk and collapsed, rubbed a little and heated a little, it will become larger.When the rubbing gets bigger, it naturally has power, and when you shoot it, you have power.The coalition army was not stupid, and while quickly arranging the camp, they also separated the formation, and some envoys walked to the front of the city with difficulty, and were about to say words to persuade him to surrender, but they heard someone in the city tower order: "Shoot him." ”Before the messenger could open his mouth, dozens of arrows flew over, and then the coalition envoy became a hedgehog.Both sides were dumbfounded, but General Li picked up the "loud gong" and shouted loudly on the city tower: "Li Xie swears to live and die with the Yang Dynasty" and "Kill!"

”"Kill!""

Kill" Anyway, no one knows what the messenger is here for, you say persuade to surrender, persuade to surrender?

I, Li, also said that he came to insult all the defenders of Qiyang City.General Li is the biggest on the city tower, of course, General Li is whatever he says.The commander of the coalition army is Song Guomeng, and the middle doctor is Mengwu.Although this person is not a famous general, he has also been in battle for a long time.Song and Zheng were at odds with each other, and he was a general on the Northwest Front all year round.This time to send troops, it was useless for Meng Wu to repeatedly dissuade Zi Lufei.It is common sense that the Lord should not raise up an army in anger.But Song Jun did this kind of thing, not only did it, but also picked such a weather season, and also picked siege warfare instead of field warfare.If it was a field battle, Meng Wu still thought that he could surround and beat the Yang Kingdom.After all, when a small country sends troops, a few heads are just like that.It's a pity that he didn't listen to anything he said, he just wanted to force Yang Zifei to be a leopard.To put it bluntly, he is annoyed and angry, and he can't pursue the goddess, so he wants to be obscene and have a good time.Meng Wu came over with the coalition army on his head, and if he wanted to convince the generals of the coalition countries, he really wanted to give a lot of benefits.First of all, the grain and grass should be distributed in advance, and secondly, the distribution of spoils after the capture of Qiyang City will be doubled.After doing his own work, Meng Wu and the coalition army also quickly set off from Xue State and rushed straight to Yang City.Meng Wu was also lucky, what if that Wu Guo fierce man was a tease, and he didn't even prepare for the fortifications?

Or is this Wu Guo macho man actually mentally retarded?

Besides, as soon as Wu Guo's fierce man saw that there were many of them, he immediately coaxed them?

In short, depending on the number of coalition forces, it is still no problem to scare and scare.Besides, Meng Wu also knew that there were a lot of merchants from various countries in the city of Qiyang, and these people who did business on weekdays would be meticulous once a war broke out.What if the inside and the outside can be combined?

It's a pity that when he arrived outside the city of Qiyang, Meng Wu was desperate at that time.This Nima attacks a chicken.It is not an exaggeration to describe the "Great Wall" of ice and snow as continuous, and it is divided into several sectors, which will be cut when entered, and cannot form the strength advantage of the attacker.In this case, as long as Forcing Yang City is not self-defeating, slow grinding can also grind the coalition forces to death.Therefore, Meng Wu thought that since it was not good to come hard, he would scare and scare Wu Guo's fierce man, after all, he had tens of thousands of horses, and it was not fake, normal people saw this tens of thousands of troops, and they were already quite good if they didn't scare urine.However, when General Li used to be a foreman, some projects, even if it was just a small area, there might be five or six thousand workers busy, dense like worker ants.And when it's time to eat, workers from different districts eat in different canteens, which is spectacular.As far as the order of the workers' meals is concerned, they all crush the rabble in front of them.If you have to describe it, the coalition forces of more than a dozen countries put together by the Song State are, in the eyes of General Li, probably the feeling of several heads on the Badaling Great Wall.It's full of people, but if someone pulls in their pants, hundreds of people will suffer.If there is another breeze, the breeze is slowly fragrant, and thousands of people will have to resist the feeling of vomiting and squirm on the Great Wall with difficulty.But in the end, there will still be people who can't help but vomit, and then they can't help but vomit, and more people vomit Looking at the tired and scattered rabble on the opposite side, General Li held on to the city wall and sighed with emotion: "I fucking overestimate these rookies!"

”"Shou Li!"

Shah is fighting again.General Li glanced at him, and then said, "Thunder fire?"

”"Bring it!""

Let the righteous battalion shoot one round first, and if the opposite side attacks the city, blow up a few.""

Yes!"

The promise was quick, but Shaha was still not satisfied, and looked at the boss with a blank eye, "Shou Li, we don't go out of the city?"

”"What's the hurry?!"

slapped Sha Ha on the head, "Abuse vegetables is so interesting?

”Then General Li got into the city tower and said to Shang Xiaomei: "Shang Ji, quickly put on my armor!"

I'm going to fight!

”After coming out in full gear, Sha Hum saw the boss's outfit and suddenly looked confused."

Shou Li?""

Is it fun to abuse vegetables?"

General Li asked himself, and then showed an elegant but graceful smile, "Of course it's interesting to abuse vegetables!"