"Fuck, why don't you even want to play golf lately?"
Probably because the weather was too hot, Commissioner Li was a little tired and bored in the past two days, and his mood was not high.Lack of interest, like a local dog that has just undergone sterilization "well" lying in the courtyard with a sun umbrella, Commissioner Li, who is holding Erlang's legs, is very unqualified to shake one leg, and his leg hair is swaying in the breeze passing through the hall.Although it is tired, it is actually quite pleasant."
Why does Lao Tzu feel like he is going to Port Vila in Vanuatu for a vacation now?"
Thinking of Port Vila, Commissioner Li suddenly straightened up, "If the old monster is successfully destroyed, won't Lao Tzu have to go too far to eat coconut crabs in the future?"
”Because of the climate, when Commissioner Li was still the foreman, the place where coconut crabs could be eaten in China had to swim through the Taiwan Strait.In addition, you can only go abroad to contract a small project.Once, Foreman Li went to Vanuatu to work for a domestic bigwig, which was a seawater desalination project and an international aid project, and Foreman Li was mainly responsible for the transportation of materials.As a result, because he killed an old black man on the way back to the construction site after eating coconut crabs, Foreman Li had no choice but to return to China in tears.Can you still have tears if you have money?
Thinking of this, Commissioner Li couldn't help but sigh with emotion, when he went out, he really couldn't eat indiscriminately.Prone to accidents."
Can this old monster be destroyed once and for all?
I thought, Yue Guo is not a rookie. ”Commissioner Li suddenly remembered that the old monster was making big news now, "If Yue Guo admits to surrendering, it is estimated that the little brothers of the old monster will definitely shout to the end." ”There are precedents, and more than once."
Then again, the old monster is really good to his little brothers."
Rubbing his chin, Commissioner Li sighed again, "It's good for me." ”People have to have a conscience, so Commissioner Li didn't plan to rebel against the old monster when he was in power, there was no need.As soon as the old monster burped, Commissioner Li was ready to be a prince or something."
Someone!""
Yes!""
Pen and ink waiting!""
Yes!"
Wearing big shorts, the vest was rolled up and rolled over the belly, Commissioner Li held the pen in the air, but he did not put down the pen for a long time.With a solemn expression, Li Xie shouted: "Call Cai Ji over." ”"Yes!"
The guards answered, and went to pass the palace maid, and the palace maid was busy and went to Cai Ji, who was eating iced sour plum soup.Since returning home, Cai Ji's mood has obviously improved a lot, and the whole person has become lively.Young and beautiful girls, they are generally heartless, what's the big deal about their own brother being beaten?
Playing and fighting, will my brother get used to it soon?"
Princess, the Admiral is invited.""
But there are desserts?
The things made of milk the day before yesterday won my heart. ”The grinning Cai Ji said, and took a sip of iced sour plum soup with a cup in her arms, "Ha suitable." ”Covering her mouth and burping secretly, Cai Ji got up and said to the palace maid, "Where is Li Jun?"
”The palace maid led Cai Ji to Li Jie's place, and Cai Ji saw that Li Xie was actually holding a brush with a solemn look, and suddenly felt curious: "Li Jun is a gift?"
”Li Xie shook his head."
Poetry?"
Li Xie shook his head again."
Why is that?"
Cai Ji, who was lively, circled around Li Xie and tilted her head across the desk to look at Li Jie."
Rong'er, help write a letter."
Cai Ji was annoyed that Li Xie called her "Rong'er", because she was not called "Rong'er".Even Cai Ji has accepted that Li Xie even calls her "Fu'er", but Li Xie said, you look like "Fu'er" and her mother.Then Commissioner Li said that the fact that Lao Tzu used to be "Zhang Zhilin on the construction site" needs to be made up?
However, Cai Ji obviously resisted, after all, there is absolutely no such "Brother Jing" in this world, "Since he writes a letter, why is Li Jun replaced by me?"
”"How many times do you have to say it before you understand?
Lao Tzu is illiterate.Are you sick?
Do you think that this can produce inner pleasure and pleasure, and think that I am a brainless savage?
”Cai Ji didn't speak, but took the brush in Li Jie's hand beautifully, and then looked at him with a smile: "What does Li Jun want to write?""
Suddenly, Commissioner Li didn't want to speak, and suddenly he had the urge to be a breeding dog again.Is it true that the relationship between the sexes is a very delicate social relationship?"
This is addressed to King Wu, be serious!
Be serious!
”Commissioner Li slapped Cai Ji on a certain part, and the silk rippled, producing a simple and harmonious movement.With a light snort, Cai Ji rubbed the sore spot with her left hand, and still held the pen with her right hand, but the goose egg was blushing and fluttering, which was very good-looking.Princess Cai's eyes could speak, and she looked at Commissioner Li in a daze, full of playfulness and teasing, as well as full of playfulness."
Just write eight words!"
Commissioner Li rubbed his chin, and in the playful eyes of Princess Cai Guo, his expression was solemn, "Bao Ju Yunei, encompassing the four seas!"
”The playful eyes gradually became serious, and the serious eyes gradually shocked.This precious beast still has such courage!"
Look at it, write it!
Don't write the word Chu State Bird, if you see the Chu State character, it will be difficult for King Wu to be mad.Write, what else to see?!
Lao Tzu has pimples on his face?!
”Cai Fu was stunned for a long time, and was about to put down the pen, when he suddenly put the brush aside, and turned to Li very solemnly and explained: "This is very serious, I can't accept it."
Li Jun, please also ask Dr.
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Cai to write!
”"You're sick!"
Li Xie was furious, if it weren't for the fact that this girl was quite well-behaved in general, he really wanted to whip her, punish her, and ravage her, so that she could improve her memory.But forget it, there's no need to be like a little girl.After all, he is highly educated, and he was once an excellent graduate of the Textile Institute, with basic qualities."
In this way, you write a few words first, and I will follow what you wrote, and this is all right.""
Drawing?""
Copy!""
Great goodness!"
Saying that, Cai Ji also clapped her hands with a smile, turned around and picked up the pen very excitedly, and wrote down eight words on the paper, just when Li Xie wanted to take it, she immediately took the written words in her hand, and then jumped away with the rabbit.""
In fact, Commissioner Li's original plan was to fool the little girl, and then directly use Princess Cai's words.I never expected that there would be a lot of negative distance exchanges, and there would be such a thoughtful Cai Guoxiao Gongju, who actually knew the dirty thoughts in Li's heart."
Huh?"
Across the desk, Cai Fu smiled and raised her eyebrows to tease, pinching the corner of the paper in each hand and hanging it on her chest, making Li Xie look at it with wide eyes."
Damn, forget it, forget it, Lao Tzu writes, can't Lao Tzu write it himself?"
I have the heart to write eight simplified Chinese characters directly to pull it down, but unfortunately my conscience still can't get by, and I always feel that I should respect the old monster who is about to burp.Holding the brush, Commissioner Li felt that what he was holding in his hand was like a rusty brick knife, which was really difficult to use."
AhhAccording to the eight characters written by Cai Guoxiao, Commissioner Li drew it with great difficulty.Words are like people, ugly to the point of bursting.It's only eight words, but it feels like eight hundred earthworms are mating, twisted together, incomparably rough and absurd.But when it was finally finished, Commissioner Li hurriedly said as if relieved: "Someone!"
Ordered the rider to send this letter to the king!
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