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"It would be nice if Douzun Lao'er could surrender obediently, save time and effort, and the entire Dabie Mountain would be in Lao Tzu's hands.Now it's grinding and chirping, but it's really boring. ”President Li, who was in Zhu Palace, was wrapped in a bear and tiger and walked around with the most noble bear child in the Chu State.The king of Chu is not big, and when he falls into Li Jie's hands, it is a matter of holding it with one arm."

Uncle is talking about Danyang Gong?""

Hey, you've made progress, you can understand the dialect?

Okay, well, reward you today. ”"And the reward?!"

The bear child's eyes lit up, he used to follow his mother, there was basically nothing fun, even if he was reading, it was boring.Since Li Xie came, everything has been different, what fun and delicious food, I have never seen it before.His mother asked him to call Li Xie "uncle", and he shouted like this.However, although Li Xie taught him arithmetic, he also told him that Li had a national enmity with him, and when he grew up in the future, don't forget to take revenge.The bear child himself is quite indifferent, and the person who cares for the bear child is speechless.This was originally something that these old loyal ministers should teach secretly, but it turned out that this man, who was even more cruel than King Wu Wei, directly did the matter of carrying private goods himself.Anyway, in the four gates of Yingdu, Li Xie directly asked people to engrave the stone tablet and write down the oath, which probably means that if he kills the bear child of the King of Chu, he will not die well.In short, it is a poisonous oath that is so poisonous that it can no longer be poisoned, and the people of Chu in the entire Yingdu feel that Li Xie is crazy, otherwise a normal person can do this kind of thing?

If you want to say that there is a lack of virtue such as tearing up the peace treaty and betraying the alliance, the people of Chu are quite skilled, and when they attacked the Hanging State, the Chu State sent an envoy, saying that it was "peace and work, war and no work".Then, as soon as the two countries submitted their credentials, the Chu army pretended to retreat and destroyed the Hangguo that night.In addition, the people of Chu also did another thing, the grandfather of the gentleman of the Song Kingdom, Lu Fei, believed in the evil of the people of Chu and ran to the dating alliance, and then was kidnapped by the king of Chu, and then was extorted a large amount of wealth, slaves, land, weapons, cattle and sheep.It was precisely because of this incident that in the process of King Wu Wei's attack on Chu later, Wu Jia passed through the Song-Chu buffer zone, and the Song people also half-sold and half-sent various materials.Therefore, as the ruler of the Chu State, as one of the few loyal ministers who still guards the monarch, he really can't understand Li Jie's operation.This is to nail down the retreat of return, and there is no room for tactfulness at all.That is to say, unless Li Xie goes out to be shameless, and it doesn't matter what the people in the world say, and then he goes to knock out the stone carvings of the four gates of the Yingdu of Chu, then Li Xie kills the king of Chu at this time, and then he can start to wash his hands wildly.Obviously, it is a thankless thing, and the people of Chu can do those treacherous things, and they can still get a little bit of the meaning of "soldiers are not tired of cheating", which can be washed well.But an operation like Li Xie is quite troublesome to wash.Therefore, in the eyes of the Emperor, the life of his own king is most likely saved.However, keep it and keep it, Li's strange operation made the man feel inexplicable, and kept telling the king of Chu that he Li Xie was the enemy of the Chu State and was going to destroy the Chu State in the future, you have to remember who the big enemy is.This made the Yan Ji not know how to discredit Li Xie when he took care of his own king at night.I told the bear child that this man, Li Jie, is the king's great enemy, and he has a deep hatred and hatred, and he must not be avenged, and the king must not forget it.Then the bear child looked at him very strangely, and said that he knew, why did he say it again?

The one who is very depressed, very depressed at the time, and even more depressed after that, the more I think about it, the more depressed I become, how to play this?

After hearing about it, the loyal ministers of the Chu State who were around him were originally depressed alone, but then they became depressed by a group of people.No way, they haven't seen this kind of anti-routine.Sha Dong, who watched how his boss educated the king of Chu, was also a bad person, and after following the boss for so many years, he didn't make it clear what it meant.One day, Shadong couldn't stand it anymore, thinking that his own boss wanted to dominate the world, how could there be a remnant of King Chu to survive?

So I ran to play and admonish, saying that it is not right for you to be like this, a bear child like King Chu, you should still kill and pull down sooner or later, it is also good for an international company like Han Ziguo, and it can show our strength.Before Sha Dong finished speaking, he was slapped by Li Jie's backhand, and when he left Zhu Palace, Sha Dong had a blue nose and swollen face, and his head was swollen like a pig's head the next day.After that, Sha Dong did not persuade the boss to kill the king of Chu at all.However, every time he saw the king of Chu calling the boss "uncle" very lively, Sha Dong still felt a strange feeling."

Let's go, today my uncle will take you to fly a kite by the Yangtze River.""

Good, good, good" The bear child clapped his hands, cheered, and smiled extremely happily on Li Jie's arm.The Chu and Han people who were watching next to them were all speechless.Chu and Han are harmonious, Chu and Han are harmonious.The man glanced at Shadong, whose face had been swollen, and stepped forward to greet him cordially: "I heard that the captain is about to preside over the Handong military, and he is a general, congratulations to the captain" "Basic operation, no surprise." ”“???????”

The man who didn't understand it at all looked confused, and he didn't know what Sha Dong was talking about.After Sha Dong led the team away, several young Chu people stepped forward with anxious faces and said to the man: "Shoujun, the king loves the man, how is this good?!"

”"Alas, how does the old man know?"

The man spread his hands, he has really become a slut now, he is the one who is alive to guard the door to the king, and the helpless man looks at everyone, "How does the old man know?"

Alas, "the Chu people are entangled, and the Han people are also entangled."

Several rotating captains who followed Sha Dong stepped forward and asked him in confusion: "Captain, Shou Li doesn't want to raise this little king of Chu as a son, right?"

Don't you really kill it?!

This can't be done, captain, you still have to kill it, captain, you persuade the head to "snap!"

Sha Dong's backhand was a slap in the face: "What do you say about your mother?"

Kill, kill, what is a hairy child afraid of?

I rely on strength to build a country, just a child, can I harm you or me?!

Rubbish!

”The rotating captain who covered his face looked aggrieved, and wanted to say that you obviously didn't say this a while ago, why did you look like this today?"

Humph!

As a Han army, you should strive for self-improvement!

”After saying that, Sha Dong brushed his sleeves away, strutting forward, and looked very heroic.The dejected captain on duty looked left and right: "Why has the captain changed so much?"

”Someone coughed lightly and whispered: "A few days ago, the captain seemed to have been beaten by Shou Li, and he was blocked in the corner of the urn city, and there was no way to escape"" The aggrieved captain on duty suddenly became angry, "Didn't you say it earlier?!"

”"Didn't you say it now?""

The Chu and Han people were depressed together, but they were depressed, and they all followed them to the Yangtze River.There are many styles of kites, which are made of bamboo and silk.Ordinary birds, beasts, fish and insects are nothing, Li Xie has nothing to do, and he specially got a big centipede and a big dragon out.The dragon is made of white silk, and it is colored only when it is done.The normal big dragon kite takes a long time, but the one made by Li Xie belongs to the crude version, that is, there is a rough outline, and there are not too many details, and the dragon's head is basically painted.After seeing the kite, the king of Chu was very surprised: "Uncle, what is this?"

”"Dragons.""

Dragon?!"

The bear child had only seen a crocodile but never a dragon, and suddenly saw such a long strange shape, and immediately asked Li Xie curiously, "Uncle, the palace people draw dragons, it's not like that." ”The dragon in this year's impression and the dragon in President Li's impression are two painting styles at all, Li Xie is too lazy to explain, anyway, he tosses according to the dragon in his memory.If you really want to draw the dragon of Chu State, the black one, the ghost knows what it is.President Li wants to be cool!

It is quite a loser in making kites, and the materials alone make the onlookers tremble, but when they think that the man Li Xie is a famous local tyrant in the world, he can only put envy in his heart."

Xiao Zhen, this dragon was originally alive, I killed it, and I took away its eyes.Now you take a pen and go and redraw its eyes, and it will come back to life. ”When the bear child heard this, his eyes immediately widened: "Uncle, really?!"

”"Nature is true."

After saying that, Li Xie beckoned, and in front of everyone's eyes, he handed a pen to Xiong Sheng, the king of Chu.