"Whew, what is this, it stinks, it's big!"
Li Hong and Lin Xueyi both desperately covered their noses.Lin Xueyi was scared and angry in her heart.If this big feces is splashed, even if it is cleaned up tomorrow morning, the smell will completely dissipate, and it will take two or three days.During this period of time, the business of the hotel, as you can imagine, will become extremely bad.Yang Fei said quietly: "There is not only dung, but also paint, do you see it, they all have paint guns in their hands." ”"Damn, it's spraying paint and shit, these bastards are really bad.""
So what do we do?
Do you want to call the police immediately?
”Lin Xueyi couldn't hold her breath after all, and looked at seven or eight black shadows, getting closer and closer.She gritted her teeth and grabbed the phone on the table."
Hehe, by the time the police arrived, these guys would have already finished their bad deeds and run away.""
Don't worry, these guys won't take advantage."
Yang Fei laughed twice, his voice was extremely treacherous.Even Li Hong rolled her eyes at him: "Brother Fei, you look like those big traitors in the movie." ”Yang Fei stretched out his arm, snapped on the ground, and slapped her skin again: "How can the little girl speak, how can such an upright person be a big traitor?"
”"Look, how these bastards are punished."
Just when the three of them were talking quietly, a few guys downstairs were also scolding: "Ciao, what is this sticky and slippery thing underground, splashing Lao Tzu's body." ”"Lin Xueyi, this little girl, is against Viagra, teach her a good lesson, and let her know that Ma Wang Ye has three eyes!""
What does this smell like?
Ciao, it seems to be gasoline, why do you feel that your trouser legs are getting hotter and hotter?
”…… Under the dim street lamp, a few thugs carried paint and dung, ready to splash dung and spray paint.A thug suddenly exclaimed, "Fire, fire, damn it, my trouser legs are on fire." ”It turned out that he had stepped on a black plastic bag, a mixture of black gasoline, and spilled on his trouser leg.At this moment, I don't know why, but it actually burned.The bright yellow flame, like a fiery snake, wrapped around his calf, spread all the way upward.The other guys, as long as they stepped on the plastic bag, all caught fire at the hem of their pants, and then spread from the calf to the thigh.In less than two or three seconds, seven or eight thugs all started dancing with a wolf howl.Everyone's lap is blazing with fire, and the scene is incomparably spectacular.The taste of being burned by fire is worse than being cut with a knife.The calves of several thugs burned blisters in an instant, the pain was unbearable, and they howled miserably.One guy couldn't help but feel the pain, fell to the ground and rolled around, and who knew how to break another plastic bag.The upper half of this unlucky man's body suddenly caught fire, and his long horsehair was burned to the core, and he screamed in pain."
Quick,!"
A clever little gangster, impatient and intelligent.He poured a bucket full of yellow and white on the rolling man's body, and the dirt splashed the man's body.This method also worked, and the flames on the man's body suddenly weakened.The other guys, seeing that this method worked, poured a bucket full of dung on themselves, regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one.Who knows, the bright yellow flame is only faint.In less than three or five seconds, the flames continued to burn again, and the more they burned, the more they burned.The thugs screamed incessantly, and in order to prevent the fire from spreading, they took off all their clothes cleanly.A group of people were jumping around naked, screaming incessantly.On the fourth floor, Lin Xueyi and Li Hong looked at these little gangsters in embarrassment, and the two girls were very coquettish.Lin Xueyi's eyes slanted at Yang Fei: "I understand, it turns out that these plastic bags, once stepped on, will catch fire." ”"Where did you learn this skill, and you also learned it when you were raising pigs in the army?"
Yang Fei's face was not red, his heart was not beating, and he said lightly: "Yes, this is a very simple chemical principle. ”"The concentrated sulphuric acid is combined with the filter paper soaked in the recorded potassium solution, and once it oxidizes, it burns.""
Moreover, there is gasoline and scale armor in the solution, as long as it burns, even if there is a fire extinguisher, it will not be extinguished.""
This kind of fire, the more it lacks oxygen, the more it burns badly, this is the practice of improvised incendiary bombs......"
"Ahem, I mean, these guys deserve it, it's best to burn them."
Yang Fei's eyes widened when he saw Lin Xueyi and Li Hong, coughed twice, and changed the topic.He hummed a song in his mouth: "Tim squint, add squint, you let me add squint, like flowers blooming in the spring breeze......"
"Okay, what if I burn them?"
”Listening to this thing sing such a lewd song, Lin Xueyi felt that she was about to collapse.She cut off Yang Fei's song and said worriedly."
Ah, in the combustion solution, I mixed two-thirds of the gasoline with water, and the fire will be extinguished automatically after not burning for a minute.""
A small fire of this magnitude will not kill people, and it will not even be seriously injured."
Yang Fei lazily smoked a cigarette and comforted Lin Xueyi and Li Hong.Sure enough, as soon as Yang Fei's words were finished, the fire on the seven or eight thugs downstairs was all extinguished.A few thugs were frightened, where could they still take care of spraying paint, one supported the other, and fled away in embarrassment.On the roof of the building, Lin Xueyi and Li Hong looked at Yang Fei dumbfounded.Yang Fei pretended to wipe a handful of his hair and said triumphantly: "How is it, is it that my brother is too handsome, and I can't help it?"
”"Let's talk about it first, my brother is a pure person, he only sells his body, not his art, and he comes one by one.""
Phew, the dog can't spit ivory out of his mouth, get out of my mouth and go to sleep."
Lin Xueyi was suspicious, but she was so angry by Yang Fei's words that she couldn't speak.She glared hard and walked out of the room."
Hey, Sister Xueyi, okay, what about my salary increase by five hundred yuan?"
Yang Fei followed behind Lin Xueyi and said expectantly.Lin Xueyi turned around, her face was not red, and her heart was not beating: "When did I say that?"
Have I ever said anything like that?
”"Wow, Sister Xue Yi, you're actually cheating!"
Yang Fei wanted to cry without tears, and then looked at Li Hong with hope.He said with a blank eye: "Little beauty Li Hong, you are honest and lovely, beautiful and kind, you testify, what did Sister Xue Yi say just now?"
”"Well, Li Hong, tomorrow my sister will open a small stove for your food, go to sleep first, right?"
Lin Xueyi gave Li Hong a look with a smile.Li Hong snickered and glanced at Yang Fei, and said obediently: "Brother Fei, Sister Xueyi, I'll go to bed first, good night." ”Watching Li Hong walk out of the room, Yang Fei fed twice, but Li Hong turned a deaf ear.Seeing her go up the stairs, Yang Fei turned around and dragged out his voice: "Sister Xueyi......"
Lin Xueyi looked at Yang Fei with a smile, her watery eyes looked extremely charming under the light.Like a wolf grandmother, she said gently: "You can raise your salary if you want, but you have to tell your sister who you are?"
”She didn't wait for Yang Fei to speak, so she smiled and said: "You fight so badly, what kind of incendiary bomb will you make, usually repair a circuit, get a system, you haven't made any difficulties." ”"Sister wants to know, what kind of troops, even the pig-raising soldiers, are so omnipotent?"