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Chapter 755: The Funniest Joke in the World


Both the Lich King and the Puppet King are in a good mood.The two have been chasing Yang Fei closely, and finally found an opportunity to snipe Yang Fei at this moment.Jiu'an County is more than 100 miles away from Yannan, and Yang Fei is isolated.It is impossible for two knot masters to shoot together, and it is impossible not to kill a master in the early stage of knot.What's more, the puppet king's big killer Xiaoyue, the cycle has been completed, and the puppet king is full of confidence.Liu Dongliang put his luggage away and found his place.As soon as he looked at Liang Jiayi and Yang Fei, his nose was almost crooked.Yang Fei sat up straight, but Liang Jiayi's head was nestled on his shoulder, and his long hair trembled slightly.Liang Jiayi's spring onion-like fingers peeled melon seeds.She sent the peeled melon seeds to Yang Fei's mouth one by one.Such a show of affection is simply unbearable for uncles and unbearable for aunts.Liu Dongliang stood in place and took several deep breaths before calming down the anger in his heart.Although the Liu family is also a wealthy family.However, compared with the Liang family, both the Liu family and the Liang family are a cut behind in terms of resources and background.Liu Dongliang is a thoughtful man.He knew very well in his heart that the essence of his marriage with Liang Jiayi was nothing more than the mutual benefit of the Liu family and the Liang family.After the Liu family catches up with the Liang family, whether it is prestige or relationship, it will rise in a straight line.This is Liu Dongliang's purpose.As for women, is Liu Dongliang still lacking?

A successful man, a man who has a lot of resources and wealth, cannot have only one woman by his side.Even Liu Dongliang's father secretly has two little lovers.Thinking of this, Liu Dongliang's face showed a gentle smile again.He sat opposite Yang Fei and Liang Jiayi.Not far away, the Puppet King and the Lich King were seated.The two looked at each other, nose and heart, and never showed the slightest hostility.Liang Jiayi saw Liu Dongliang so tolerant, but she was a little uncomfortable.She is a kind girl after all, and she no longer stimulates Liu Dongliang, and sits up a little straighter.Liu Dongliang looked at Yang Fei's national defense green uniform and smiled slightly."

I didn't expect that Mr.

Yang Fei likes to wear military uniforms so much, have you ever been a soldier?"

Yang Fei and Liang Jiayi glanced at each other.Yang Fei nodded expressionlessly."

I did three years of military service, and then I was retired, and I was proud to be a soldier."

Liang Jiayi said to Liu Dongliang with a smile."

It's a coincidence, Ryoko was also a soldier, you two can have a good chat."

Liu Dongliang's expression immediately became serious."

I'm sorry, but the unit I served in was not an ordinary unit."

Even if you retire, you have to abide by the confidentiality regulations, and you can't talk about this thing."

Yang Fei was suddenly surprised.Those who have been soldiers, no matter how casual they are, but their words and deeds reveal a taste of iron-blooded perseverance.This smell is engraved in everyone's bones, and it is impossible to hide it at all.And like the evil dragon = secret special forces.The overloaded training tasks and the long years of walking between blood and fire have created a soldier's unique temperament, iron-blooded and arrogant, and very murderous.However, according to Yang Fei, Liu Dongliang has a weak physique, and there is no law at all in his every move.How can this be like a man who has been a soldier?

Such a person is not even an ordinary soldier, let alone some secret special forces.Liang Jiayi was a little sorry: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said this." ”There was a smug smile in Liu Dongliang's eyes."

It's okay, I can't say the number of the troops, but I can tell you what the real war is like."

Liang Jiayi's eyes immediately widened and looked at Liu Dongliang with some admiration."

There is still a war now, I really didn't expect that you actually went to the battlefield, hero."

Liu Dongliang subconsciously held his head high and was proud."

In times of peace and prosperity, people thought that war was far away from them."

However, for us special forces, sacrifice in battle is commonplace."

His voice became solemn."

It was a cross-border anti-drug operation, and my brothers and I were ordered to stop a gang of armed drug traffickers."

At that time, there were only ten of us, and there were sixty or seventy people on the other side, and each of us had elite and advanced weapons in their hands.""

The battle was hard, and the enemy was in a hurry to flee and attacked frantically, and bullets were pouring on the sacks of the fortifications."

We hid behind the fortifications and machine-gunned the enemy, who, like rice harvested by a harvester, fell down and rushed up again."

My heavy machine gun kept strafing, and the barrel rubbed against the bullets, and they all burned red.""

The battle lasted for three hours, and the two sides were deadlocked.""

Suddenly, the other side threw the explosives pack.""

Boom, my brother didn't have time to hide, and his flesh was blown up.""

Of the ten, only me and one brother remained.""

Another brother's arm was blown off, and he watched the enemy rush up like a tidal wave.""

This brother was strapped to the bag of explosives, rushed up and plunged into the enemy's den......"

Speaking of this, Liu Dongliang's voice became extremely painful.I was furious that this brother died, and I burst out of the fortifications, and the bullets from the machine guns swept the rest of the drug dealers into a blood sieve. ”Liang Jiayi's eyes were red, and she thought of her brother, who died so heroically.In her bright big eyes, she looked at Liu Dongliang stupidly, with admiration and apologies."

I'm sorry, I didn't expect you, but you're a combat hero.""

I apologize to you for my rudeness."

Liu Dongliang raised his head and smiled sadly."

It doesn't matter, people who crawl out of the pile of dead people on the battlefield won't even have this psychological endurance."

When Yang Fei heard this, he suddenly laughed.He seemed to have heard the most ridiculous joke in the world, and he leaned forward and backward with laughter, covering his stomach and smiling crookedly.Liu Dongliang finally attracted Liang Jiayi's attention.At this moment, it was broken by Yang Fei's shrill voice, and he was suddenly furious."

Mr.

Yang, do you think it is ridiculous that my comrades-in-arms and I fought bloody battles and sacrificed for the country and the people?"

Liang Jiayi also looked at Yang Fei dissatisfied."

Yang Fei, what are you laughing at?"

Yang Fei put away his smile and looked at Liu Dongliang playfully."

Did you pee when you were fighting the enemy?"

Liu Dongliang's eyes widened suddenly, and he was furious."

What do you say?

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I tell you, you can humiliate me, but if you dare to humiliate the martyrs, I will be unkind to you. ”In Yang Fei's eyes, an incomparably cold light suddenly flashed, like the tip of a bayonet.Liu Dongliang noticed Yang Fei's eyes, and sighed in his heart, but he didn't dare to look at his eyes.Yang Fei leaned at Liu Dongliang, and his voice was full of ice slag."

Did you insult the martyrs, or did I insult the soldiers?"

He slammed the table."

After the high temperature of the water-cooled heavy machine gun, if it is not cooled down immediately, the bullet immediately jams.""

Why do you still shoot with a red barrel?""

And on the battlefield, the best way to cool down is to pee, you don't even know this?"

Speaking of this, Yang Fei smiled coldly."

Also, how did the opponent's explosives pack break through the bullet blockade of the heavy machine gun and throw it?""

What about snipers, snipers who have seized high places, just watching the enemy blow you up?""

What about the observer, the observer's eyes, are they on the skin?