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Chapter 101: What I'm Thinking


Li Xu waved his hand, and the group of goods in the live broadcast room ran more and more deviant, "Secondly, be kind, gentle, and empathetic." ”"Also, be able to cook.""

Scattered, scattered, this force is still dreaming here, where can I find such a girlfriend?""

Whose urine is yellow?

Wake him up, don't be diabetic, don't let him taste the sweetness!

”"Cooking?

Aren't you afraid you haven't woken up yet?

Labor and management are forced to cook for their wives and do housework every day, and the conditions you put forward are ready to be singles for the rest of your life. ”"Li Xu, if you find a girlfriend, remember to talk to me, let me know that there are still such girls, and I can regain confidence in life.""

Well, it's better to have long hair."

Li Xu didn't care about the surging complaints of the sailors on the barrage, and took care of his own broken thoughts."

You have to be in good shape, but you can't be taller than me, then I will be very stressed, of course I'm so tall, this condition is very relaxed."

While bragging with the sailors, a figure suddenly flashed in Li Xu's mind.This person seems to meet all the conditions!

Well?

Wait a minute!

What was I thinking?

Brain mess up!

Let me take a look.Crabs, bananas, potatoes, Tony Leung, Ultraman jeans, Guan Yunchang, Sima Guang, the winter sun, autumn wind sweeping leaves, Wang Xiaoming, classmates help grandma cross the road, Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves, Alien vs.

Predator!

Just when Li Xu's head was a mess, the long-lost system prompt sounded."

Ding!

Mission Release: Heart of a Champion, Chase Dreams, Desire Glory, Your First Career Trophy at Your Fingertips, Win the Kespa Cup, Reward 10 Potential Points, Freely Distributed.Mission Failure Penalty: Permanently removes Ability Burst Limit. ”"Side quest released: Balanced Warrior, when all five abilities of the host reach more than 80, the system will be upgraded and new functions will be opened."

Li Xu couldn't think about the mess in his head, which made the two tasks of the system a little confused.This is the first time that the system has released two missions at the same time, and the side quest is the first time it has been released.He has figured out the rules of the system, not every game has a task released, usually the system has been playing dead, no matter how he shouts, there is no response, only the game system will jump out of the big significance, such as his first training match appearance, his first professional game appearance.Now the final match of the first championship match has triggered the mission again, but why is there a penalty for failing this mission?

And it is directly to remove his only skill, and if this skill is gone, it will affect him too much.Although Li Xu also feels that the current GNG is weaker than GRF, and SKT has a high probability of winning the championship, who can say exactly what will happen on the field?

After all, it's a 5V5 game, he is hanging, his teammates are not hanging, and there are too many teams performing fancy rollovers at the S8 World Championship last year.Also, what do the rewards for this side quest mean?

System upgrade?

Turn on the new feature, but it's not clear what the function is.Thankfully, there is no deadline for this mission, and there is no penalty for failing the mission."

System?

System?

”Li Xu meditated in his mind, and the system still pretended to be dead.Hehe!

When people buy an electronic product, they also come with a manual!

It's good for you to dig a hole and not fill it, but what was I thinking about just now, "Brother Xu?"

Did you take the wrong medicine?

Sit in a daze. ”Li Xu was thinking about how many people on the earth could meet the conditions he mentioned."

Li Xu, give up, you are destined to be single in this life.""

Brother Xu, as long as you take the gender condition, I will meet it.""

Dead faggot, get out of here!""

Homosexuality is heresy and should be burned at the stake.""

Fart, the same sex is true love, and heterosexuality is heresy!"

Li Xu found that his live broadcast room had completely changed its taste, and there was no appearance of a game live broadcast room at all, where all kinds of demons and monsters were discussing whether the same sex was true love, discussing life, discussing philosophy, discussing finance, and there were even two sailors discussing the breeding of pet dogs.Anyway, no one is talking about the game!

Li Xu felt that he should correct this unhealthy trend, and silently opened the game.Looking at the live broadcast room, Li Xu was solemn: "You guys are enough, those two comrades who are discussing the breeding of huskies and Chihuahuas, please be serious!"

We are the live broadcast room of the powerful anchor of the League of Legends, don't be like an entertainment anchor, talk about something all day long. ”Entering the game, the teammates saw Li Xu's ID: Lixu, and immediately became lively.You will never walk alone: "Li Xu?

HURRY UP BAN YASUO, BAN YASUO "ALONE AT THE BERNABEU:" LI XU?

Did you get Miss Kim Minna's call?

Give me a letter!

”The director of the insane asylum: "Don't panic upstairs, Yasuo, I'll arrange it immediately, Li Xu, what's going on between you and Miss Jin Minna?"

What exactly is the relationship?

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”The best orphan: "Brother don't, don't BAN Yasuo, Li Xu can't play Yasuo, Yasuo give it to me, I'll show it." ”Director of the Asylum: "Brother, I'm going to put Yasuo in a dark room just by your name." ”Li Xu looked at the screen and didn't say a word, and the audience in the live broadcast room started again."

Yes, Brother Xu, a powerful anchor, it's just that your teammates are entertaining, hahaha!""

BAN Yasuo, haha!

Li Xu's orphan Yasuo is really making a lot of noise. ”"Damn, I almost let you go, Li Xu, you haven't said that Miss Minna called you?""

Li Xu, you say, are you already on good terms with Miss Minna?"

Li Xu was helpless: "Don't guess, okay?"

Miss Minna didn't call me, even if I like people, people won't like me!

”"Now it's exposed!

You're just having bad intentions towards Miss Minna!

”"Haha!

Miss Minna is really not interested in Li Xu, a coquettish monster!

”Li Xu's face is green, you are the coquettish monster!

Your whole family is coquettish!

Eventually, Yasuo was banned.The best orphan: "Li Xu, I don't share the sky with you, you not only want to rob my goddess, but also make me lose my happiness." ”Li Xu replied: What's the matter with me?

Why is Yasuo forbidden to look at your ID and have no points in his heart?

Ignoring the chattering teammates, Li Xu spoke: "Say, what heroes do you want to see, this is the live broadcast room of the top professional players, it's time for you to have a clear understanding." ”"Brother Xu is casual, as long as you take it out and show it.""

Let's play a new hero!

I've already seen the others, take one that Brother Xu hasn't played. ”"I don't care about anything else, Li Xu, I want to see your women's clothes."

Li Xu didn't say a word, he was going to see the heresy of women's clothing, and locked the wine barrel directly with his backhand."

Get ready for your applause and screams, the fun time begins!"