Li Xu opened the live broadcast and was going to broadcast two games, but the game didn't open for a long time, and he kept bragging and chatting with the audience in the live broadcast room.At this time, Haru sent an invitation to the game, Li Xu was stunned for a moment, and clicked to accept.Haru never took the initiative to ask him for a double row, and the two only played games together when they were in the fifth row of the team.Haru connected the voice: "Li Xu, the audience in my live broadcast room wants to watch me and you in a double row, you can help me increase my popularity." ”Li Xu agreed: "Don't have a problem, let's go to the field and work together." ”But he hesitated a little: "You won't want the whole barbarian king to come out again, right?"
”The previous team was five rows, and he still remembered the barbarian king in Haru."
I fight well, and I definitely don't play snakes."
Haru sure.However, the audience in Li Xu's live broadcast room exploded."
Li Xu, do you remember the brute three knives on the shore of Daming Lake?""
Haru can't play, he plays some snakeskin heroes in the live broadcast room every day, Li Xu, you are sure you want to double row with him.""
Li Xu, I beg you, play with the knife girl, I want to learn."
Li Xu: "Everyone has heard it, I want to increase Haru's popularity, so how can I steal the limelight from Haru?"
I'm going to help Haru take off. ”This time Li Xu got the top laner Orn, and Haru got the jungler Zhao Xin, although Li Xu is not good at Orn, but this kind of bastard hero is not like Yasuo, as long as his teammates give him some strength and control, it is still easy to lie down and win.Li Xu: "Haru, let me tell you, when I reach level 6, you can come up and stab you casually, and you'll be done with meat." ”Haru: "It's up to you. ”Enter the game, 6 minutes.Li Xu: "Haru, come on, I'm level 6, and there's already a dead person on the other side." ”Haru: "I'm here, but can I kill it?"
On the opposite side is Urgart, will the damage not be enough. ”Li Xu: "What kind of criticism do you say, look at me." ”Orn blew the horn in his hand.Sheep coming!
A fiery red lava sheep's head drove by, directly pushing up the opposite Ergat, Zhao Xin rushed up and stabbed wildly, harvesting the head.Haru: "Your super long-range move is so accurate, much better than Teddy's Orn."
Li Xu: "That's it, don't you look at the comparison between amateur and professional?
Teddy's Humble Blacksmith Orn has played two at most, and my Orn has played at least twenty. ”9 minutes, Li Xu: "Haru, I'm big and well." ”Haru: "It's coming, it's coming, it's coming right away." ”Li Xu: "You take the head, give me Tapi, isn't it fair?"
”Haru: "No problem!
”Urgatte died tragically again on the road.12 minutes, Li Xu: "Haru" Haru: "Don't say brother, I've arrived." ”Under the crazy arrangement of the pair of Ueno, the opposite Urgart was pierced, and the opposite jungler came to help twice, but he gave up the head twice and decisively gave up the road.In the end, the two won easily.For the whole night, Li Xu was in a double row with Haru, and the results were gratifying, and at ten o'clock in the evening, Li Xu was ready to go on the air.The audience in the live broadcast room cried wolf."!
It's only ten o'clock, you're going to go off the air so early, and Brother Li broadcasts until one o'clock in the morning every time. ”"Two more rounds, I didn't react to the knife girl just now, so I'll perform again.""
It's still a little early, Li Xu, why are you going to broadcast so early?""
Brother Xu, you haven't broadcast for twenty days, don't you mean it?
Li Xu thought about it, and he was indeed a little unreasonable, "Since that's the case, then I" The mobile phone prompt sounded, and Li Xu glanced at the mobile phone screen.Li Xu: "You group of night wanderers, I'm ready to rest, stay up late and hurt yourself, everyone listen to my advice, go and rest, those who die suddenly stay up late, bye." ”After speaking, regardless of the audience's retention, he ruthlessly turned off the live broadcast.Turning off the computer, Li Xu picked up his mobile phone, and it was a message from Jin Minna.There is only one photo of the news, which shows a bright living room, under a white two-seater sofa, the little orange cat is hiding under the sofa, revealing half of his head, and looking at the camera curiously with a pair of eyes open.On the primary-colored wooden floor next to the sofa, a ball of poop is very eye-catching, it seems to be the masterpiece of the little guy, but it obviously doesn't know that it has done something wrong, and it stares innocently at the camera.It should be a photo taken by Kim Minna sitting on the sofa opposite, but Li Xu was attracted by a pair of tender white knees that showed a little bit on the lower edge of the photo.Ay!
If only this guy had misbehaved, the place of the incident would have been directly at Kim Min-na's feet.Li Xu sent a message: "Miss Minna, is this a tire pulled at home?"
”Kim Min Na replied: "It's an orange, not a tire, I've been teaching it all day, and it still doesn't seem to understand how to poop in the designated place." ”Li Xu: "That name is not the point, report your address to me, and I'll come over tomorrow to teach it a lesson, so that it knows whose territory it is stepping on." ”Kim Min-na: "Whose territory is it?"
”"Of course I'm your territory."
Kim Min Na wondered: "Can you really do it?"
Why don't I consult a professional tomorrow?
”Li Xu took care of everything: "Don't worry, small problem, I can even train a mentally retarded husky named Dasha, and I can't teach a cat to poop at a fixed point?"
And I've had a cat for a long time before, and the general problem can be solved. ”Li Xu didn't seem to be weak at all when he said this, and he completely forgot when he was so angry that he wanted to hit the wall.Kim Min-na: "Okay, you can come to my house tomorrow morning, there is a game in the afternoon, I have to go to the interview." ”Li Xu looked at the address sent by Jin Minna, and was shameless and self-absorbed: Hey!
My charm is really great, and Miss Minna took the initiative to give me the address.Kim Minna sent another photo, the little orange cat was held by her chest, tilted her head, leaned in front of the camera of the mobile phone, and kept sniffing with her pink nose."
Miss Minna, connect the video, I want to see the tires."
Li Xu asked for a video connection, and Jin Minna obviously believed Li Xu's nonsense, and the video was connected.Kim Minna turned her phone around, and the little orange leaned in, and the young man was very curious about everything around him.As soon as the video was connected, Li Xu's face occupied the entire screen."
Meow" Orange was taken aback by the sudden appearance of the picture, screamed, his brain leaned back, and was held in Kim Minna's arms, and his two white calves were desperately waving at the phone, as if to say: Take this thing away.Li Xu was a little sad, the last time he was in the parking lot, when he smiled at it, the orange was such a hellish expression.Touching his chin, Li Xu guessed: "Could it be that the aesthetics of cats and people are opposite?"
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