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Chapter 404: Damn April Fool's Day


Enter the screening room, find a seat, and wait for the movie to start.The screening room was packed, and for a twenty-year-old movie, the attendance was miraculous.Li Xu stuffed popcorn into his mouth and said vaguely: "This Leslie Cheung seems to be very famous." ”"Don't you know him?""

I was only five years old when he died, how could I know much about it, and naturally I didn't like it."

Li Xu took it for granted."

Don't you understand, why do you still like it like it and clamore to watch this movie?"

Lin Yuqing was speechless.Li Xu smiled and didn't speak.After the film starts, only the light from the screen shines through, and the film has very few colors, mostly black and white, and the screening room is very dark.Lin Yuqing watched the movie seriously, and Li Xu glanced at Lin Yuqing from time to time, just like deserting in class when he was studying."

Watch the movie seriously."

Feeling Li Xu's gaze, Lin Yuqing didn't look back and spoke softly."

Oh."

Li Xu hurriedly turned his head to stare at the big screen.Fairy tale love stories are always accompanied by sadistic plots, sadness is always the easiest to move people, and the two sisters in front of Li Xu kept sobbing quietly when they saw the middle.Lin Yuqing didn't react, just watched quietly.The movie ends and the lights come on.Li Xu didn't feel anything, what impressed him the most was the heart-touching line at the end: Where have you been?

I've been waiting for you for a long time.Other than that, the only thing he felt was that it was finally over, and he was in a hurry.A big bucket of Coke made him drink all the time, and it was strange that he was not in a hurry."

I'll go to the bathroom."

Li Xu explained and hurriedly ran away.Lin Yuqing sat in his position, looking at the remaining Coke in his hand, and was stunned for a while.When the two of them came out of the theater, Li Xu pretended to roll up his sleeves and look at his watch, and then said in surprise: "Alas!

It's still early, why don't we find a place to sit for a while?

”The corners of Lin Yuqing's mouth raised slightly, Li Xu didn't wear a watch at all, this exaggerated acting skills made people want to laugh.Passing by the small square, a conversation caught the attention of the two.A very cute girl held up her mobile phone, as if she was recording a video, and asked a passer-by for directions in half-baked Chinese."

Do you know how to get to 63 Building?"

Only 63 buildings in the whole sentence are said in Korean to ensure that passers-by can understand the meaning, and the other words are a few Chinese words that ordinary people do not understand.The little brother is a beautiful Chinese girl at first sight, and it is likely to be an anchor, very enthusiastic about making comparisons, and eager to use both hands and feet to show the way.And the passer-by brother can also have a few Chinese words, but hello, hot pot is sandwiched between his Korean, even Koreans can't figure out what he wants to say.Li Xu and Lin Yuqing knew that the girl was not Chinese when they heard it, such a lame Chinese vocabulary, the meaning was completely unsmooth, and such a heavy kimchi flavor was obviously a fake Chinese.Looking at the mobile phone recorded in the girl's hand, Li Xu guessed that this was probably the boring anchor fool on the streets of April Fool's Day.No way!

I actually did what I wanted to do but didn't do.Every time Li Xu loses face outside, he wants to pretend to be Japanese, but because he can't pass the Japanese language, he can only think about it every time.This woman is really pretending to be a foreigner, but her purpose is to trick others, Li Xu thinks this is not good, and he decides to help her on the right path.However, the passer-by brother obviously didn't understand that he was being tricked, and seeing that the girl couldn't understand what she meant, she kept stretching out her hand to indicate Metro Line 1.Li Xu squeezed his eyes at Lin Yuqing, "Look at me." ”Lin Yuqing didn't have time to stop him, Li Xu walked up to the little brother, "Do you need help?"

”Li Xu first asked in Korean, and then again in Chinese.Suddenly, the little brother was so excited, "This Chinese girl is asking for directions, 63 Building" "63 Building." ”Li Xu glanced at the girl and began to talk nonsense."

This 63 building is going like this, hitting the south side of the dumb man, pinning a horn in the waist, hitting the north side of the "poof!

”Lin Yuqing looked at Li Xu's serious tongue twister and couldn't help laughing.Li Xu grimaced at Lin Yuqing, don't laugh, we are professionals.The passer-by brother and girl were stunned, and they were stunned when they heard it, is this all so rhythmic?

Li Xu recited a tongue twister and asked in Korean, "Do you know how to leave?"

”"Oh!

I know. ”The girl stammered back in Korean, and then began to thank the little brother, as if she was really a Chinese tourist who could only speak two simple Korean words."

What do you understand?"

Li Xu pretended to be stunned and said in Korean, "I haven't said anything yet." ”Suddenly, the girl knew that she had been tricked, glanced at Li Xu sadly, hid her face and ran away.At this time, the passer-by brother reacted, and thanked Li Xu and left with an embarrassed face.Looking at Li Xu's smug face, Lin Yuqing was disgusted: "Do you have to make people unable to come to the stage?"

”Li Xu said with a smile, I am serious about fighting fakes.However, Li Xu didn't know that this girl was a very popular anchor of Afreeca, and at this moment, many Korean netizens saw Li Xu's April Fool's Day fake live broadcast.In fact, as soon as Li Xu appeared, there was an audience in the live broadcast room who reported the news, but unfortunately the anchor obviously didn't see it."

Li Xu?

Isn't this SKT's top order?

Come and see. ”"This is Li Xu!

Su Xi run quickly, this goods is Chinese, you can't fight him. ”"Su Xi hasn't seen it yet, he's still pretending to be Chinese, it's over, a tragedy is being staged.""

Woo woo Su Xi has no face to see people, forgive me for laughing.""

Haha!

Li Xu is so funny, it's more interesting than his game live broadcast. ”"Li Xu, I fought with you to embarrass my goddess."

Li Xu took Lin Yuqing to Jin Jinxi's café for a while, and originally wanted to introduce the two to each other, but unfortunately Jin Jinxi is not here today, and Bao'er's little girl is not there.After dinner, Lin Yuqing was sent downstairs to the apartment, and Li Xu looked at Lin Yuqing a little hesitantly."

It's April Fool's Day, right?""

Hmm.""

Can all the lies told today be forgiven?"

Li Xu's gaze wandered, glanced at Lin Yuqing's hazy face under the street lamp, and looked away with a slight emptiness.Lin Yuqing didn't speak, glanced at Li Xu, his eyes drooped, and his long eyelashes couldn't help trembling.Li Xu's heart was horizontal and he mustered up his courage, "Lin Yuqing, I like you." ”As soon as the words came out, Li Xu suddenly felt a lot more relaxed, and secretly glanced at Lin Yuqing, Li Xu quickly looked away.Lin Yuqing didn't speak, and only spoke faintly after half a sound."

I forgive you."

After speaking, Lin Yuqing turned around and went upstairs.Li Xu, who was standing in place, fell into deep thought.Is this a lie that is forgiven?

But this is what I mean from the truth!

Damn April Fool's Day.