won again in the RANK of the opponent with Brother Li, and then Li Xu no longer refused to double row with Brother Khan Zi, and silently lined up.At twelve o'clock in the evening, Li Xu got off the air early, and other teammates were still on the live broadcast at this time.Li Xu pushed open the door of Brother Li's live broadcast room, "Brother Li, I'll go first." ”"Well, is the bird still there?""
I just took a look, and it's still there."
Brother Li didn't look back, "Oh, then you drive the bird out and leave, we are all free." ”Li Xu: "I suspect that you are deliberately targeting me, and you don't need evidence.Standing in the training room, carrying a fluffy duster in his hand, he looked at the magpie squatting in the corner of the wall above.The magpie cowered on the edge of the wall in the corner, weak and pitiful.Li Xu was a little melancholy, Brother Xu never did anything to the weak, and he just followed his teammates to drive him away.sighed, and whispered to the magpie: "Don't blame me, I have the heart to let you go, but this evil world is dumped, forcing good people to become prostitutes, and there are team bullies and oppression, and I can't tolerate Brother Xu's kindness" "What are you grinding, hurry up and get rid of it." ”Brother Li poked his head out of the live broadcast room.Li Xu's face was solemn, and his hands were folded: "Amitabha, look at the fight!"
”Li Xu jumped up violently and waved the fluffy duster in his hand at the magpie in the corner of the ceiling.Although it couldn't be hit, Li Xu's was actually really scary, and the magpie was also startled by Li Xu's fluffy duster waving wildly, and flew to the opposite corner, Li Xu turned around and jumped and followed.For a time, the training room was full of chickens and dogs.Li Xu chased after him with his teeth and claws, and the magpie was scurrying around in front, but he just didn't fly out through the big open doors and windows, and the training room area was also a bit large, and Li Xu couldn't drive the magpie to the window at all.Five minutes later, Li Xu gasped, his head was sweating, and he looked at the magpie that was shrinking in the corner of the ceiling again, and he was out of line.The originally pitiful bird-like looked disgusted in his eyes."
You come down for me."
Li Xu raised his head angrily and shouted."
Quack.""
You come down, I'll beat you to death.""
Quack.""
It's like a duck, you come down, Brother Xu teaches you to be a bird.""
Gah."
Li Xu couldn't get rid of the bird, but quarreled with it, one person and one bird, one on the next, and they were very happy.Suddenly, the magpie flew over Li Xu's head, and a bubble of white Xiang fell like a bomb."
it!"
Fortunately, Li Xu kept looking up, and dodged in time to avoid this soul impact."
Cheap bird, you wait for me, I will definitely kick you out today."
Li Xu got angry, and today he got into trouble with this dead bird, took out his mobile phone and started tweeting.How can you get rid of a magpie that flies indoors?
Waiting online, it's in a hurry.Although Li Xu's tweet will not be posted for a few months, and there are not many people who follow it, the reply from fans is quite fast."
What is Li Xu doing?
I'm here in the early hours of the morning asking how to catch birds, are you idle and panicking?
”"Didn't you just finish the live broadcast?
Start walking the birds after the next broadcast?
”"Is this being invaded by magpies?
I've seen it in my family, but it's easy to catch it because of the small size of my house. ”"It's a good thing to come to the magpies, don't rush out, eat and drink well.""
It's so urbanized now that a lot of wild animals are coming to the cities.""
Haha!
We had two sparrows in the supermarket outside and lived in them for two weeks, and the supermarket people couldn't get rid of them every day after work and closed the door, and finally they had to ask for help from the animal farm to get the two sparrows out. ”"Hey!
Don't talk about the one upstairs in our house, there are mandarin ducks running to the balcony to hatch eggs, it is the 23rd floor, a lot of small mandarin ducks have been hatched, and in the end, it was the firefighters who came to transfer the mandarin ducks. ”There were not many people who replied, but the atmosphere was very joyful, but the content of the discussion had nothing to do with what Li Xu asked.Even Kim Minna gave him a thumbs up, but I don't know what it means.Seeing that the reply was getting more and more crooked, Li Xu had to post again.Be serious, there's a magpie coming in our training room, and I can't get rid of it, I'm really distressed, so help me come up with an idea."
Haha!
I'm sorry, I don't sympathize with you at all, but I still want to laugh. ”"Brother Xu, do you want to start a live broadcast?
Live broadcast to catch birds, definitely more popular than you broadcast games. ”"Li Xu's distress can bring us joy, and Li Xu will catch the birds live in the blood book of 10,000 people.""
I'm a student biographer, you just make it feel uncomfortable indoors, and it will go out on its own, you can try it with a water gun."
Finally saw a reliable reply, Li Xu was moved, what he said was very reasonable, but he was directly passed by Li Xu, where did he go to get a water gun at this point in time?
And he didn't know if the walls of the training room were waterproof, but there were so many computers below, and the magpies were really driven away with water guns, and I was afraid that I didn't know how much water was going to enter the equipment.Li Xu replied: Great god, is there any other way besides the water gun?
It is inconvenient to use water guns in the training room."
You can also find some magpie predators to listen to, it will run away if it feels uneasy, you can look for the cry of the goshawk on the Internet, this is the largest bird of prey in Korea, it should be useful."
It is professional, reasonable, and convincing, and this method is scientific and reliable as soon as you hear it.Li Xu thanked him: Thank you for your guidance, I'll give it a try.Li Xu found the call of the goshawk on the Internet, turned up the volume of the mobile phone to the maximum, and aimed at the cheap bird above who probed his brain.Cheap bird, you give me death.The play button was pressed, and a loud and high-pitched eagle chirp came from the phone.The magpie, which was originally squatting in the corner, suddenly heard the cry of the predator, and the fear engraved in the genes was awakened."
Haha!
Cheap bird, stupid. ”Li Xu was very proud, and pounced on the magpie with his mobile phone.The call of the predator approached, and the magpie panicked even more, flapping its wings and flying up, flying half a circle in the training room and then rushing out of the window, only to fall down on the window edge in a panic."
Yo roar!
So panicked. ”Li Xu walked slowly to the window with crab steps, and the eagle in the mobile phone screamed for a moment, and then became more and more high-pitched.The magpie was even more panicked now, and almost struggled out of the window with a rolling crawl, and disappeared in an instant.The eagle call of turning off the mobile phone, Li Xu breathed a long sigh of relief.Looking inside the training room, the stools were placed horizontally, and the white ones were very eye-catching on the floor, and the hairs on the fluff duster fell on the floor and mixed with bird droppings.In general, a mess.Li Xu clapped his hands, and the corners of his mouth raised slightly: "It's easy and pleasant." ”