After buying vegetables, the two girls rushed into the kitchen when they came back, leaving Li Xu sitting in the living room and playing with his mobile phone.Boom brush.Li Xu looked up and saw the orange lying on the table, holding a paper box in his arms, his little paws were boredly pulling, and the toilet paper was pulled out and scattered everywhere."
You guy, you're not allowed to play with toilet paper."
Li Xu put down his phone and reached out to catch oranges."
Meow" Orange saw Li Xu's hand leaning over, and a dexterous roll held the paper box and stepped back.However, although the orange cat let go of Li Xu's hand, he retreated to the edge of the table, rolled off the table with a cardboard box, and smashed it on the wooden floor with a thud.Li Xu leaned over, propped his hand on the table in front of him, and watched the orange bite the paper box and get up, and quickly jumped to the corner of the wall and squatted."
Meow" Seeing that Li Xu didn't mean to come over, the orange lay down again, three paws hugged the cardboard box, and the other paw danced quickly like a ghost.Boom Brush Brush!
With the afterimage of the cat's paws, pieces of white paper flew out of the box and scattered on the floor in the corner."
Are you provoking me?"
The corners of Li Xu's eyes twitched, this guy is now a lot more arrogant than before.Determined to teach oranges a lesson, Li Xu stood up, leaned down and slowly approached the corner of the wall with his arms outstretched, looking like he wanted to catch a turtle in an urn."
Meow", the orange put down the paper, stood up, and stared closely at Li Xu, who was approaching step by step."
Look where you're going."
Li Xu tried his best to open his limbs to close the angle, and slowly approached like a penguin.Seeing that the orange didn't react in particular, Li Xu slowly squatted down and reached out to catch it, when he saw an orange figure swoop out from between Li Xu's open legs.Because Li Xu's legs were crossed at a large angle, his body squatted very low, and the tail raised by the orange still swept at Li Xu's crotch.Fortunately, the cat's tail doesn't have any strength, if the tail has the strength of a claw, Li Xu will probably have to kneel down this time."
Yes, the humiliation under the crotch can be endured, and it will become a great weapon in the future."
Li Xu didn't care about the orange cat anymore, and squatted down to clean up the toilet paper scattered all over the ground."
Woo woo" Orange climbed on the back of the sofa and looked down at Li Xu who was squatting on the ground.Squatting on a high place, as if it were the master here."
What?
The screams have changed, and you want to quarrel?
”"Whew" "Got you back?"
How dare you talk back to your father?
”"Whew" Orange kept shouting at Li Xu, Li Xu was not in a hurry to clean up, stood up and stared at Orange and said bitterly: "Have you forgotten who once rescued you from under the tire?"
Do you dare to yell at me now?
”"Meow, meow" "Ungrateful white-eyed wolf, I'm going to beat you meow today." ”Li Xu rolled up his sleeves and prepared to carry out the arrest operation again."
What are you doing?
So noisy?
”Kim Min-na poked her head out of the kitchen, she really didn't know what one person and one cat were doing in the living room, and the movement was so big.Li Xu hurriedly pointed to the toilet paper on the ground and complained, "Look at the good things that Orange has done, let's catch him and teach him a lesson." ”Jin Minna gave him a blank look, and raised her voice at the orange cat: "Orange, are you playing with toilet paper again?"
Next time, I won't give you dried fish. ”"Meow" Jin Zhixian put a plate on the dining table, "Don't chase the orange, it thinks you play with it, you chase it harder, and the meal will be good immediately." ”Li Xu made a fierce expression towards the orange, "Let you go this time, and I will not spare you next time." ”"Meow" saw Jin Zhixian enter the kitchen, and Orange immediately jumped off the sofa and walked to the dining table.Li Xu had just cleaned up the mess left by the oranges, when he saw the orange cat jump onto the chair next to the dining table, with his two hind legs propped up, his upper body holding the table, looking at the plates on the table in a daze."
What are you doing?"
Li Xu walked over to take a look, and the orange looked at a plate of spicy fried pork on the table, one paw grabbed the edge of the table, and the other paw stretched out to the plate.It's a pity that its claws are a little shorter, and it just needs to reach the mouth of the plate when it desperately stretches forward.Li Xu gently patted its outstretched little white paws, "Don't steal it, this is not for you to eat." ”"Meow" The orange retracted its paws and screamed softly, tilting his head to look at Li Xu, his big eyes were watery, and he couldn't see the trick just now."
Don't pretend to be pathetic, I don't eat this."
Orange turned his head to look at the plate on the table again, and stretched out his paw again, as if he would not give up until he achieved his goal.Watching the orange try to stretch, the front paws can touch a piece of pork in the handicap.Li Xu smiled, reached out and knocked off its claws."
Don't steal it.""
Meow" The orange screamed pitifully at Li Xu, and turned his head again to stretch out his paws.This time, Li Xu directly slapped its claws off when it was halfway out, but when it was obstructed, the orange cat retracted its claws in a dejected manner."
Meow," Orange cried unwillingly, staring at his retracted paw and looking at it.Finding a little sauce of spicy fried pork on the pink paws, the orange put the paws to his nose and sniffed them, and then licked his paws intoxicatedly, as if tasting the taste of meat."
Tsk!
Why does this seem so sad?
”"Meow" Orange put down his paws, pulled the edge of the table, and looked at Li Xu with big watery eyes as if he was asking for meat to eat."
Who told you to be so arrogant?
It's going to be cute, it's useless, I want to eat it, please ask your mother. ”Kim Minna and Kim Jihyun happened to come out with two plates, and they saw the orange pitifully holding the table, while Li Xu looked like an arrogant landlord in the old era."
Who's Orange's Mother?"
Kim Ji-hyun interjected."
Isn't the mother of the orange you?"
Li Xu didn't feel that there was anything wrong with his words, and when he saw that the orange still wanted to sneak attack while he was talking, he immediately reached out again to stop its little claws from sticking out."
Shouldn't it be Miss Lin?""
What's the matter with Guan Lin Yuqing?"
Jin Minna pursed her lips, and was about to say something, when she saw Li Xu concentrating on playing a push-pull game with Orange, she opened her mouth and gave up.Jin Zhixian chuckled, "It's not the first day you've known him, so it's not surprising that this guy has anything to say." ”"What did I say?"
Li Xu looked up blankly."
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It's nothing, let's get ready for dinner.""
Oh, and are there oxtail soup and seafood pies?""
Nope.""
And what's in your hand?""
You still ask?""
Then you can't talk nonsense with your eyes open.""
Aren't you the best at talking nonsense with your eyes open?"
Li Xu: ""