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Chapter 23: Stupid to death


The group returned to the Pavilion, and Li Haitang decided to cook in person in order to thank Zhuge Yi and Li Junshen for their protection.There are too many rules in the Pavilion, and it is this sensitive period, Chen Chang reminded Haitang to avoid suspicion, and the news of being alone in the same room with two men will be ridiculed if it spreads, and it is not easy to explain it to the eight patriarchs.Li Junshen also felt that Chen Changyi's concerns were very appropriate, and was about to persuade Haitang to cancel the matter of cooking herself, and was taken to Wuxin Courtyard by Zhuge Yi's two waiters.Zhuge Yi felt that there were many rules in the Qi Pavilion, and it was more casual to invite Begonia to cook in the kitchen of Wuxin Courtyard, and it would not cause disgust among the clansmen of the Eight Great Families.Chen Changyan jumped out again to oppose and persuaded Haitang to think twice.Reason, as usual.Li Haitang was in a dilemma, so she had to make an agreement with Zhuge Yi that she would cook in the kitchen in the backyard of the Xiqiao Pavilion, and then ask Chen Chang'an to send the little maid to Wuxin Courtyard.Zhuge Yi agreed, and leisurely stepped back to Wuxin Courtyard.Chen Yanyan chattered all the way, helped Li Haitang back to the bedroom on the second floor of the Pavilion to change clothes, and personally went to the backyard to instruct the cooks to prepare the vegetables and meat and other ingredients they needed.Changing into a homely short jacket and long skirt, combing a simple braid, Li Haitang looked carefully at the rhombic glasses, and sighed for a long time.Living in prison for five years, I don't know how Sister Xiaolan spends her time."

Sure enough, it's a beauty, no matter how you dress up, it's beautiful."

Zhuge Yi sat on the windowsill of the back window with a pot of wine, one hand on his bent legs and knees, and his long silver snow hair fluttered in the wind, like the appearance of an immortal in a painting.Li Haitang blinked his apricot eyes, ran over and grabbed his arm, and exclaimed, "You don't want to die."

What should I do if I fall and get hurt?

”Zhuge Yi smiled faintly and stuffed the wine jug to her, "When the annoying old woman comes, you hold your breath for ten minutes and smash this wine jug." ”"Don't."

Li Haitang pursed his lips and stuffed the wine jug back, "I don't like the smell of wine all over the house, it's weird and unpleasant." ”Zhuge Yi was helpless, so he had to turn over and jump in, and sat at the table with Li Haitang waiting for Chen Yanchang."

Big girl, the back kitchen is ready, I'll help you down.""

Hold your breath!"

As Chen Yanyan lifted the door curtain and came in, Zhuge Yi shouted in a deep voice, the wine jug fell to the ground, and the room was filled with a strong aroma of wine.Li Haitang closed his breath, stared at the initiator with big black eyes, and stretched out his foot to step on his shoe.Hmph, bastard!

Who told you to drop the flask?

Yes?

Whoever let the old woman get in the way is too much, blame me!

Zhuge Yi put on an innocent face, hugged Yang Liu's small waist into his arms, and flew out of the back window with her."

AhhHalf screamed and was covered by a large hand in his mouth, and Li Haitang punched his chest with a small fist in annoyance.Stinky bastard, don't pull me as a companion if you want to die?

I have at least five years to live.Brother took you to fly with you, and you are still not satisfied!

Zhuge Yi continued to pretend to be innocent, holding the little girl on the eaves and walls, and did not forget to plug her cherry mouth with the little girl's fragrant Luopa.Jumping down the high wall of the Pavilion and crossing the deserted west melancho road, you arrive at a small arch hidden behind a carved porcelain wall.Pushing open the small door hidden behind the porcelain carved wall, Li Junshen's head poked out, and he whispered, "Uncle Zi, my father is here." ”Zhuge Yi gasped for breath, and actually stuffed Li Haitang into Li Junshen's arms, "Take her to the kitchen, and I'll send your father." ”Li Junshen was dumbfounded, and watched Zhuge Yi hurriedly go to the front yard to see Patriarch Li, tidying up his messy robe as he walked."

Hmm!"

Li Haitang reminded him twice, asking if he could take something out of his mouth.Li Junshen looked around vigilantly and said, "Sister Begonia, don't make a noise obediently, I'll take you to the kitchen." ”Compared with Zhuge Yi's vigor and flexibility, Li Junshen, a weak scholar, can carry Begonia from the backyard to the kitchen ten zhang away is an amazing move.Finally landed safely, Li Haitang sat on the ground and panted, his mouth was stuffed with Xiangluopa, and his gums were painful.Li Junshen panted with his hands on his hips, he looked around the small kitchen yard and pointed to the shed next to the stove, "There are vegetables there." ”"Hmm!"

Li Haitang was furious.Do you want her to cook with her mouth plugged?

It's so inhuman."

Are you angry?"

Congratulations, you've finally seen it.Of course I'm angry.Li Haitang got up in annoyance and threw an empty punch to express her anger at this time."

Hmm!"

Li Junshen suddenly understood why she was angry, and crossed her arms and watched her swing her empty fist with interest, showing her strength and anger at once.Li Haitang regretted it, she shouldn't have promised to cook for these two bad people.Hmph, she treats them as benefactors, but they treat her as fun.This piece of Xiangluopa was given to her by Mrs.

Li Yan, and it is very valuable.Now that I'm stained by her saliva, I have to wash it well when I go back."

What are you doing?

How not to cook?

”Zhuge Yi came back with two jars of good wine, and saw Li Junshen smiling wickedly, and Haitang sat on the small stool angrily.Li Junshen pursed his lips and said nothing, stretched out his index finger and pointed at his mouth, and looked at Begonia.Looking at his friend's line of sight, Zhuge Yi couldn't help laughing, clenched his fist in embarrassment and coughed twice on his thin lips, and Ming Yaolong's eyes couldn't hide a smile.Yao's black apricot eyes seemed to be able to breathe fire, and Li Haitang waved his small fist at Zhuge Yi indignantly, and pointed to the Xiangluopa in his mouth."

Hmm!"

Hey, take it off for me!

Zhuge Yi and Li Junshen exchanged glances, and the two couldn't help laughing."

Hahahaha, Sister Begonia is so cute!""

Haha, little girl, stupid!"

Hey, you've got enough.Li Haitang was so angry that he waved two small fists, eager to punch them and make them blue-eyed."

MmmmmmHey, don't laugh, take the chanlopa out of my mouth.Bad people, you bully people in moderation, be careful that I go to the eight patriarchs to complain.Li Junshen laughed so hard that her stomach hurt, and she couldn't bear to tease her.He walked over with his stomach clutched and crouched in front of her."

Sister Begonia, your two hands are not tied, you can take out the handkerchief by yourself."

Hey?

Her hands......

Li Haitang lowered his head, his two hands were still waving his fists just now, and he could obviously take Xiangluopa's by himself.Woo woo, she's really stupid.took out the Xiangluopa, Yao's black apricot eyes were instantly filled with tears, and the cherry pink mouth was flattened aggrievedly, almost crying "wow".Zhuge Yi and Li Junshen's scalps were numb for a while, and they hurriedly came over to admit their mistakes."

Obedient, don't cry, we were wrong, we were wrong."

Li Junshen comforted Begonia softly, and took out the candied fruit box hidden in her sleeve to make her happy.Zhuge Yi complained in disgust: "You didn't find out yourself, who is to blame?"

”"Uncle Zi, you won't coax your little sister to shut up."

Li Junshen pushed Zhuge Yi away, snatched Xiangluopa from Begonia's little hand and wiped her tears for her, but was pushed away by her disgust."

Go away, I'm going back to the Pavilion, I don't want to cook, you two drink the northwest wind."

Li Haitang angrily walked to the back garden."

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Sister Begonia, don't be angry.""

Let her go.Can her little short legs climb a high wall?

”Zhuge Yi raised his chin proudly and watched the little girl's back get farther and farther away.Li Junshen was not at ease, and followed behind Haitang step by step, apologizing in a low voice: "Sister Haitang, we didn't mean to laugh at you."

It's really ......

It's really ......

I couldn't hold back. ”"Sister Begonia, you have a lot, forgive us.""

Go away!"

Li Haitang was so angry that he grabbed a pebble on the ground and smashed it on the ground to scare him."

Sister Begonia, we really don't have any malicious intent.""

Hmph, I'm going to ignore you anymore!"

Having come to the east wall of the back garden, Li Haitang looked at Zhuge Yi who walked slowly and spat out at him.Turning around, he bent down to pick up the weeds under the wall, stretched his little head inside, kicked his legs, and his whole little body had gone through the dog hole.Staring at the weeds that returned to normal in an instant, Li Junshen blinked in shock, turned back and asked Zhuge Yi, "How did she know that there was a dog cave here?"

”Zhuge Yi touched the tip of his nose, "You should ask, why don't you know that there is a dog hole here." ”Li Junshen looked confused.yes, why didn't he know?

() Glory to the end