"The Drama of Red Mansions" Author: A </P > Copywriter: Even if you become a human again, what's so good?
Revenge is no better than blowing without air conditioning now, playing with iPad, holding fat house water, calling to chase small fresh meat Of course, the most important point is that the crossing god did not raise his IQ.So, may I ask in this era of ruling the world with filial piety and paying attention to brothers, friends and brothers, how does he scare who is completely shameless?
In particular, the time point he wore back was very bad, in the darkest period of his life, his father rescued him, his eldest son drowned, his daughter-in-law died of illness after childbirth, and the uncle next door died of illness.Jia Yu: jumped three feet high, Jia Yu hurriedly went to the next door to stop Jia Jing, who was going to become a monk.The crown prince is abolished, and the prince fights for the prince and the like don't care, brother, let's form a group with my younger brother first and seize the C position in the scientific community of this dynasty!
Jia Jing looked disdainful, and took the dust to pull Jia Yu away: Poor Dao Lian Dan does not practice dan, find your good friend.Good friend: Jia Yu dislikes: Don't carve the master by hand, I want to engage in chemical and electrical kinds, and I want a bright light bulb.Content tags:Dream of Red MansionsThe Marquis of the Court is reborn and counterattacksSearch Keywords:Protagonist:Jia Yu┃Supporting Role:┃Other:One sentence Introduction:Jia Yu, who drove the scientific development of the Red Mansion, Jia Yu's works: After being a ghost in modern society for three months, Jia Yu returned to the Red Mansion, assumed the responsibility of the head of the family, became self-reliant, and reformed bad habits.At the same time, he is obsessed with all kinds of modern high-tech and is looking for talents with talents with talents in mathematics, physics and chemistry.These abnormal behaviors have aroused the attention of people from all sides, or suppressed, or co-opted, or used, or strangled.In the face of many difficulties, Jia Yu became more and more courageous, growing up again and again, and finally even fought with the sky and became the overlord of a world.This article abuses the scum and slaps the face, integrates Su Shuang, and takes the growth of the protagonist Jia Yu as the main line, which not only leads to the love and hatred between mythological characters, but also the successive appearances of people who have passed through rebirth.The characters have distinct personalities, the story progresses layer by layer, the plot is full of ups and downs, and it is hearty to read, and the meaning is still unfinished.Chapter 1 Back to the Red Mansion This year's summer is exceptionally hot, even on the eve of today's typhoon, this day is extremely hot, the scorching sun hangs in the air, and the sun makes people feel a little irritable.The takeaway brother in the red vest wiped the beads of sweat on his forehead, even if it was a little cool to walk indoors, but looking at the reminder sound on the mobile phone, the whole person looked a little gloomy, and his hand tightened the somewhat heavy food box, and he walked into the elevator upstairs against time, and silently recited it three times for money and survival, raising his hand to ring the doorbell.Unexpectedly, before the doorbell rang, I heard an extremely excited voice, finally waiting for you!
Following the sound in his ears, the takeaway brother turned his eyes and glanced at it, and was immediately stunned, his eyes showing a stunning look.The person who opened the door was extremely good-looking.Slender figure, wearing a loose set of loungewear, tilting his head to look at the food box, the ink-like hair hanging down to the waist, lining the skin a little fairer.The smile on the corner of his mouth can't be hidden, and even the eyes are full of bright colors, which makes people sink involuntarily.The takeaway brother rubbed his hands nervously, and handed over the food box quite reluctantly: Hello, your takeaway, this is a bit heavy.It's hard work on a hot day, please drink water.After speaking, the person who ordered the takeaway stuffed the mineral water into the arms of the takeaway brother, opened the food box very self-cookedly, took away all the bags inside, and walked into the house while raising his feet and kicking the door shut.When the door slammed shut, the takeaway brother came back to his senses in a trance, looked at the door reluctantly, and left.He has never seen such a beautiful beauty in his life, even if he is a popular star, he feels far from others.Pay attention to it, and you can also take a look at the next order grab.But how can this beauty be called Jia Yu?
Even if it's a screen name, I don't seem to have seen such a strange thing, even a person like him, who has just graduated from nine years of compulsory education, knows that Jia Yu is a scumbag.The slandered scum was opening the takeaway in a row on the rosewood coffee table covered with various runes, and sat down on the carpet by himself, waiting quietly for a while.Seeing that the food began to loom with wisps of gold, Jia Yu's eyes narrowed, and he couldn't wait to hold the strawberry sundae in his hand, while holding the tablet to make serious plans: French fries, chicken rice flowers, colonels, chicken nuggets, and coke when chasing dramas; Bacon, egg, meat, crispy rice balls, soy milk, breakfast and lunch, yes, I was in bed again today; Angry burgers, of course, should be a snack in the afternoon class; When he revisited the 82 version of "Dream of Red Mansions" at night, he faced his eldest nephew Jia Zhen and bit his anger while watching!
The egg tart is not successful after dinner, it is said that it is popular to quit sugar in the circle of young ladies now, and it is necessary to keep up with the trend of the times!
Jia Yu thought about it, looked at the sundae in his hand, his eyes widened, and a sentence floated in his mind: After eating this, quit immediately.'
s bold words came, and he immediately devoured them, but unexpectedly, he was happy and sad.cough cough cough is not as sweet and cold as in the past, which makes people feel happy, but it is as if they have eaten a knife, and a knife cuts the throat, and the pain is endless.Jia Yu raised his hand to cover his throat, looked down at the looming golden mangs around the sundae, and was so frightened that he let go and threw it on the carpet, and hurriedly put his hand into his throat, wanting to induce vomiting.It's like when you eat raw, you get diarrhea.He pardoned this ghost and directly ate human food, which would be wiped out, and at least he would have to see a doctor.Without injections or medicines, his boss was familiar with his hoof, and directly stomped on his head with a unicorn foot.Save the ghost!
Thinking about it, the more anxious Jia Yu became, the more he couldn't deduct it, but he was also hooked up with the previous shadow, and the whole ghost was frightened to spin on the ground, but the pain in his throat began to spread, and it hit all the limbs and hundreds of bones at once, so frightened that Jia Yu didn't care about it at the moment, and shouted heartbreakingly: Boss Tan, help!
After speaking, Jia Yu watched the pajamas on his body turn into nothingness, and he became more and more frightened, and cried: If you retreat again, you will have no ghosts!
My clothes are gone, my slippers are gone, my legs are gone!
It's the one hundred and eighth, Jia Yu.In the midst of the ghost crying wolf howl, a cold voice suddenly appeared.Immediately afterwards, a tall figure appeared in the living room, looking coldly at Jia Yu who was rolling on the carpet.Jia Yu, an obvious villain in the novel "Dream of Red Mansions".Beating his son for a fan, lust, ghosts, and marrying a woman to a mountain wolf are all straightforward evils.But such a character, three months ago, was selected by him from tens of thousands of earth bound spirits and became a ghost.Jia Yu looked up from the bottom up, looking up at the person who came, this person was his current gold boss, or the master Tan Li.Tan Li was a well-known celestial master who specialized in feudal superstition in this era of socialism that pursued science.However, it was also approved by the official family, and he was a leader in the Monster Bureau, and he was good at subduing demons and eliminating demons, and it is said that the only mistake was to recruit him, a waste ghost, as a servant.As for why he recruited ghosts, it is said that it was the hobby of the first section chief, and with a wave of his hand, he made it a rule, recruiting a gardener to take care of insects and cut unsightly branches and leaves.And he Jia pardons the side ball, and he can take care of some antiques, so the other party can't return it if he wants to.Jia Yu's eyes shrank, and he looked directly at the pair of eyes that came into his eyes, sharp and deep, with some indifference, even if he felt a little dazzling, he silently curled up a little painful body.It's not what he thinks!
Three months ago, he realized that he was nothing more than a character in a book.The characters are all set, and they can't be changed.And it's not that he wants to be a ghost, when he was summoned, he was even more confused, and he didn't know that he was dead!
He's dead!
Therefore, Tan Li is not his master yet, because Tan Li did not help him break his karma.And what's even worse is that he, a ghost, really doesn't know how he died, and he doesn't know what obsession he has made him become a spirit bound to the ground.However, if you can recruit him as a waste snack, maybe the big guy in front of him is not good at learning.This big guy also relied on his background, and the prototype was the emperor of wood seeds, Xiaoye Rosewood.In ancient times, only emperors, favored ministers and generals could afford to use red sandalwood, which was already a rare wood, and now it is even rarer, after all, it has been used up by the ancients.The young red sandalwood needs thousands of years to become mature.Someone, exactly a thousand years old.But he could only force these words psychologically and did not dare to say them.Because I'm afraid of returns.Once a ghost who could eat, drink, catch up on dramas, read novels, play games, and play iPad, and chatted with other ghosts, he found that his life as a ghost was not bad.Other people's ghosts are training, and they don't even have their own mobile phones and tablets.Not only does he have it, but the father of the gold owner also gave him Alipay, Alipay, which is bound to a bank card, and he wastes casually.But he was also an old gentleman who was not short of money, and he knew the truth of spending money to buy purity.Seeing Jia Yu curled up in a ball, floating with a depressive aura, Tan Li's face was expressionless, and he raised his hand and turned the sandalwood and red sandalwood bracelet he was wearing, and a golden mangs immediately lingered around Jia Yu, and a faint fragrance was also filled with the air.Sandalwood grows extremely slowly, absorbs the essence of the sun and moon for thousands of years, and has its own healing and healing effects.When people's faces improved, Tan Li's words were cold, and he didn't stop talking: I mean you ordered takeout for the one hundred and eighth time this month!
I really want to return the goods, but I still count and leave early.You don't learn anything else for three months, you just order junk food.Hearing this, Jia Yu was not afraid, but instead an unspeakable pride rose from his chest, looked at Tan Li with his head held high, and solemnly corrected: I also learned to take selfies and retouch pictures, and even the fox spirit asked me to take pictures and say with my face!
Sent you to the kindergarten attached to the Monster Bureau, what did you learn?
Compare with the little fox, live broadcast to compete for the wind and be jealous in class, was persuaded to quit, and asked you for a one-on-one tutor, you have learned, and a good talisman class has become an emoji painting class.Even if the ghost doesn't have hair, when Jia Yu hears the three words of the emoji, he is still uncontrollable, and he feels that the hairs on his back stand up, which is very terrifying.Restrained his head from turning to the tablet on the coffee table.This is the latest version of the tablet, with a Pencil, which is special for drawing.The gold lord asked the IT Comprehensive Department of the Monster Bureau to refine a thousand units to get such a luxury ghost version, which was specially used for him to study.He's my father, the owner of my family, is super fierce &middot; JPG pardon baby cabbage&middot; JPG thought, Jia Yu wanted to slip away, anyway, he couldn't last five minutes according to his own strength.It's all about the various runes in the house that don't make a difference to support him.Hold it!
Don't waste it, sit down and eat.Be.Jia Yu looked at Tan Li, who was sitting on the sofa one step ahead of him, and got up silently.Speaking of which, Tan Li is actually very good-looking.The long eyebrows are in the sideburns, with a killing atmosphere, but the phoenix's eyes turned, and he suppressed a little fierce killing, but some emperors and generals were noble and graceful, and the dragon was unpredictable.For example, right now, if you sit casually, you can also sit with a kind of momentum that looks at the world.This momentum was aimed at his rows of precious food, especially the slab in the middle.In order not to expose the evidence, Jia Yu felt that he was very dog-legged, like a small internal prisoner, flattering and coaxing Long Yan Daxi, the emperor coughed cough, Boss Tan, you are busy.Didn't you listen to the 1818 GoldenEye report, this typhoon one after another, is it because there are big guys who have experienced disasters?
I think you are busy with official business, and you are busy.I swear I shut up!
Even if it is now the end of the Dharma world, the cultivators are still bound by the Heavenly Dao.You can eat rice, don't talk nonsense.After Tan Li finished speaking, he looked at Jia Yu, whose eyes were almost glued to the tablet, sighed slightly, his thin lips opened slightly, and he spoke unhurriedly: Jia Yu, I am about to go through a catastrophe.Jia Yu: Jia Yu: According to the age of the tree, aren't you still a baby?
When the words fell, there was a sudden strong wind, lightning and thunder.Before Jia Yu could come back to his senses, he saw a thunderbolt breaking through the formation and slashing at Tan Li in a grand manner, and Tan Li was pretending to be forced and sitting on the sofa without moving.didn't have time to think about it, Jia Yu raised his hand and wanted to push Tan Li, but as soon as he got closer, the energy of lightning alone was enough to make him feel severe pain all over his body, his eyes were dark, and he passed out.I don't know how long it took, Jia Yu's consciousness gradually returned, and he tried his best to open his somewhat sticky eyelids, adapt to the light, and see the picture that jumped in front of him.This picture is a little familiar and unfamiliar, so that Jia Yu didn't come back to his senses for a while, and still responded with a sentence full of thoughts that I was about to go through the catastrophe.After two days like the walking dead, Jia Yu looked at the big red sandalwood carving case in front of him, and his mind was blank.Looking at the stunned eldest son, Jia Shi's tone raised by one point: Why don't you want to?
The second child lives in Rongxi Hall not only for filial piety and me, but also for the Jia family to be able to entertain guests.Although you have a father's filial piety, you still have a wife and filial piety.Jia Yu ignored the words coming from his ears, and countless emotions spread from his heart at this moment, and the thousands of tastes were indescribable and very complicated.Because when he thought about how he finally died and robbed his house, he angrily crashed to death on the red sandalwood carving case.On the red sandalwood carving case of Rongxi Hall.Rongxi Hall, where the head of the family lives, and he actually lived at the moment of raiding the house.Blood splattered on his forehead, and when he lay on the ground, he could still see the red.He hated, and that's why he became an earthbound spirit.Earthbound spirits are obsessed ghosts.At the same time, Tan Li, who was far away in a dilapidated house in a deep mountain and old forest in Guangdong, woke up, first checked the road guide sent by the monster bureau, and after confirming that it was not a black household, he silently breathed a sigh of relief.In the end, for the sake of being a baby, it's not too much.However, the thunderstorm came too quickly, and he still had some things to explain.I don't know how long he has been in this world, and he has the strength to forgive that mosquito can't kill.And Tan Li's face softened a little with his recollections, and a smile on the corner of his mouth was not in vain, in the end, he was still the protector.It's just too stupid, pushing thunder with his bare hands, something he doesn't even dare to do.But think that Jia Yu should be able to live.Even if the operation is very amorous and coquettish, but in the end, it is the ghost he called, and he, the main master, is still alive.Jia Yu should be a little crippled, but there will be a one-on-one tutor at home immediately, and it is his friend Fu Xiuyanwen in the circle who will teach him, and he should be able to cast spells to save him.Moreover, Jia Yu's mobile phone and tablet are all used well, even if he has been through the tribulation for a long time, causing the loser to swipe all his bank cards and sell the rosewood at home, but at least Jia Yu can still survive by selling emojis.I hope that after he goes back, he won't see too many #My Golden Father's Super Fierce # series of emojis.The author has something to say: Roll and ask for a message to collect, Mo Mo Da (づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭?
~ Probably I love Amnesty deeply, hahaha.Chapter 2 Planning Donations Jia Yu is now not idle to draw any emojis, and he himself is about to transform into an emoticon Angry Amnesty &middot; JPG, nine-square grid is not enough.Because the more I think about it, the more I look at it, the more angry I become, the more chilling I feel.His mother, Jia Shishi, is now fifty years old, and her carefully maintained face can't hide the traces of time, but compared with the introverted and kind eyes and amiable appearance of the eighty-year-old in his impression, now he is with an undisguised publicity, and he is telling his anger all over his body, which is the wanton attitude of his daughter-in-law after decades of becoming a mother-in-law.In the past, he couldn't see Mount Tai for a while, but now he has experienced the scourge of scapegoating, mixed with his parents and scourge forums, and has also experienced photography learning, so he should be able to see Jia Shishi in front of him clearly, and this move did not treat him with any maternal love.I am really a high-end version of Fan Shengmei in feudal society, Jia Yu silently made a comment on his previous life in his mind.Glancing at Jia Shishi with a faint look in his eyes, Jia Yu lowered his head, as if he had been injured, and replied in a low voice: Mrs., my son has always been dull, and his thoughts didn't keep up for a while, and he couldn't turn around.Now that I've thought about it carefully, you and the second child have a point.