Jia Yu took a sip of hot tea and told his plan with a fluttering eyebrow.After listening, the eldest prince looked at the silent Tan Li in a daze, and then at the second prince who was stunned, and finally picked up the tea and drank strong tea to wake up, and brushed up the logic.Want to find out if she still exists?
If so, maybe it can provide a clue?
Since Coco wants every family to have a belief in incense, why don't you find the king of the stove?
The eldest prince very sincerely raised the confusion in his heart.Although there are many versions of the stove prince that have been circulated among the people, there are men and women, and their functions range from being in charge of food and drink, to supervising the Jade Emperor and stationing in the world to investigate the good and evil of the family.But everything is changing, and every household will definitely have a statue of the king of the stove.When Tan Li heard this, he silently glanced at Jia Yu.Jia Yu suddenly realized, then let's add one more stove prince to protect the capital?
But I think it's better to find Zigu first.After all, girls love to go to the toilet hand in hand.And let's be realistic, which of us cooks?
The noble lady of the family is virtuous and has cooking skills.It also makes sense.The second prince nodded when he heard this, and agreed: My princess said that she made the soup herself, which means that she watched the soup herself, and the king knew which cook it was when she tasted it, but she had to praise her cooking skills with a clear conscience, but they had never used a skewer in their kitchens, and they were also capable.One of the reasons why his mother was able to get the favor was that she had good cooking skills, which were real cooking skills.He doesn't know how to do it, but he still eats it.As soon as the cat's tongue tastes it, you will know which cook's craft it is.After all, most of the cooks in his palace were trained by his mother and concubine, according to his eating habits.The corners of the eldest prince's mouth twitched, and he glanced at the second prince who sighed from the bottom of his heart, feeling that his psychology was sour.He didn't have a mother's child.I want to go to the study when the second child goes to the study, and there are a lot of pastries in the book pocket, with new styles and good taste, and I can nibble on one if I have nothing to do.Although Concubine Li can be a man, it is impossible to miss him as the crown prince.But it's different after all.Pulling the topic back with a straight face, the eldest prince looked at Jia Yu and asked, "But how do you recruit Zigu?"
There is a City God Temple, but Zigu Zigu, are you sure you can go to that public toilet to call out?
Up in the air.Jia Yu shrugged, but even if there was only a 1 in 10,000 chance, I had to try it.Therefore, we came to disturb the two of us, and we also wanted to ask the two of us to take us into the palace to the Royal Library to check whether there was a specific ceremony to invite Zigu.Tan Li slowly added.Let him ask for a spirit, his profession is completely inappropriate, let alone this kind of god who has disappeared in modern times.The two princes nodded understandingly, and the carriage entered the city unimpeded all the way, and entered the palace in a low-key manner.The inner palace will be keyed, but the former dynasty will not.put the two of them in the library pavilion, and the two princes entered the Qianqing Palace.After listening to the cause and effect, the awakened Dejiadi was full of numbness, that is, if it is successful, I will wake up and have two more gods?
No, five.The eldest prince smiled, before the Qin and Han dynasties, the five gods of the stove god, the door god, the well god, the toilet god and the middle slip god were jointly responsible for the safety of the family.Although the customs are different nowadays, some gods are in decline.But if it can really be reawakened, it is also a merit.There is no room for those evil spirits to exist in this way.Dejiadi: At the same time, Tan Li and Jia Yu found the relevant books, and after saying a word, they hurried out of the palace.Nowadays, around midnight, at the turn of night and day, the whole night sky is thick like a black cloth, only the moonlight and the morning star are dotted among them, bringing some light.The darkness before dawn is indeed worthy of its name.When Jia Yu walked towards Nancheng, he looked at the dark and silent street and sighed.This is still modern, no matter how late it is, there are still street lights.But nowadays, candles are also expensive, and ordinary people rarely light them at night.Amnesty said to have electricity, and there was electricity· With a dream in mind, Jia Yu went to the stone monument that was erected when the foundation stone of the public toilet was laid.The groundbreaking ceremony is still very popular at this age, especially for a project like this to benefit the people, even if Jia Zheng can't think of it, he can still do it properly.The four cities in the southeast, northwest and northwest are key projects in the southern city, which has the largest number of ordinary people.This close to Jia Yu silently brought a mask for himself, and handed Tan Li one by the way.Then in the cold wind, he waited for Tingfeng to come with the city god and the four elites.While waiting, Tan Li and Jia Yu still raised their eyes and carefully looked at the public toilet where they had provided suggestions.The public toilets are modeled after the pattern of later generations, and there is a clear distinction between men's and women's toilets.Compared with the men's toilet, the women's toilet also has an extra copper mirror for women to freshen up and dress up.Although this was unbelievable to the people of Nancheng, Jia Yu still strongly protested and stayed on the grounds of showing foresight.After all, it's in nature to love beauty.Ordinary women are so hard, what if you look in the mirror and stink?
Among today's ordinary people, the prevention of men and women is not too severe.If the door is really strictly enforced, it means that there will be less labor.Jia Yu glanced at the mirror of the women's toilet, and didn't look at anything else, so he silently withdrew, for fear of being treated as a stinky hooligan.However, he still pinched his nose and went in for a walk in the men's bathroom.Compared to the slightly simpler toilet structure in Nghe An County, the toilets in this city are a little more high-tech.There are a total of nine small cubicles in the toilet, of which the first and last two compartments are studios, which cannot be directly flushed with water like modern times, even if Lu Ban is alive and can be studied and flushed.After all, there must be base fertilizer.Nowadays, it is still used in the squatting pit, which is concave type, but in order to clean the pit, the waterwheel is used as a model, combined with the industrial conveyor belt of later generations, and the base fertilizer conveyor belt is designed.Every three incense sticks, a public toilet manager turns the mechanism in the first cubicle of the public toilet, and the smooth stone slab will slowly rotate, slowly passing the base fertilizer into the dug manure pit.The manure pit is inside the last compartment.This compartment is twice as large as the others, with two large pit manure pits, cleaning pits.When the top of the pit is closed, the conveyor belt is rotated a second time.The tank on the upper right side of the compartment begins to flush the conveyor belt, and the resulting wastewater goes to the cleaning pit.Every night, there are special collectors in these two pits to transport the collection to the suburbs, clear the land or give it to farmers.He respects his brother and leads people to do not waste a drop of fertilizer.When he heard about this technology, the carpenter of the Ministry said that it was a piece of cake.Jia Yu looked at Tan Li, who was staring at the last compartment, and saw that the person seemed to have taken apart the small conveyor belt to study one or two postures, pulled the sleeve of the person's coat and went out, and waited to smell the fresh air, breathed a sigh of relief, and lowered his voice, if you want to specialize, we can grab the batch of the imperial tomb first.The real big hands are all in that batch.Nowadays, the people of the Ministry of Industry are too eye-catching, and the most important craftsmen are not top-notch.In the end, Jia Yu still had some disgust.Although the tomb robbery notes are somewhat exaggerated, the mechanism in the tomb represents the pinnacle of craftsmanship at that time.For example, the Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang has not dared to delve into it.Therefore, the top batch of people he wants has secretly booked with Dejiadi.The emperor also did not have a hobby of killing craftsmen, and said that when the imperial tomb was completed, he even patted his chest to ensure that as long as the grain was all over the world, it could be moved out for industrial research first.Listening to Jia Yu's whispering, Tan Li turned his eyes and looked at the public toilet fixedly, and sighed: I'm just envious!
When will there be one in this county?
When you look at the countryside, everything in the city is hot.There is the most common squatting pit in Nghe An County, and there is no conveyor belt.Poverty alleviation must also be done step by step, and it cannot be done in one step.As he was talking, Tan Li looked at the firelight from far and near, and his face was dignified.Jia Yu couldn't help but get a little nervous.When the team came with sacrificial items, they didn't talk nonsense, and went straight to business, and looked at the statue of Zigu hanging in the center of the wall outside the public toilet.Because it has to be hung outside through the wind and rain, it is carved in peach wood.The craftsmen of the Ministry of Industry don't have to be in vain!
He respects his brother's template well, and these craftsmen are also super skilled, and the portrayal is lifelike.Although Zigu holds a dung basket in one hand and a broom in the other, and there are no purple clothes, only coarse linen clothes, but with a few strokes, she outlines the image of a hard-working working woman.Master, don't mind this vestment.Zhang Tianwang presented his robes with respectful hands.In Xuanmen Taoism, not everyone can use the Dharma robe when they sacrifice, especially the purple Dharma robe, which has a high level of merit and power, and has been evaluated by the imperial court and their orthodox Taoist sects.Of course, this time he was wearing a purple robe, which was also to show solemnity.As the saying goes, reach out and don't hit the smiling person.They are all sacrificed at this level, if there is really a Zigu, are you embarrassed not to come out and show up?
Not to mention that there is also a colleague City God!
As soon as a thought flashed, Zhang Tianwang felt that as soon as he followed Jia Yu, more than ten years of orthodox Xuanmen education would be lost, and he couldn't help but reflect on himself silently.Thank you.After Jia Yu thanked him, he went to change his robes.At the same time, Tan Li also instructed everyone to set up the incense table, and placed a large piece of gray cloth and chopsticks in the middle (according to the classics, if you hold the dung basket and plead sincerely, Zigu will manifest the spirit to show whether what people want to achieve or not, and use chopsticks to show it on the gray cloth. ）Some of the pen fairies have a sense of déjà vu.Tan Li silently scolded in his mind, and then turned his eyes to look at Jia Yu who came to meet the flickering lights.Jia Yu changed his robe, and the original atmosphere of wealth in the world suddenly brought some fairy wind.Holding a clean dung basket, Jia Yu followed Zhang Tianwang to learn and sell it, recited the spell to invite the spirit, and looked at the person who bent his knees without hesitation and knelt on the futon, and Jia Yu did not hesitate to bend his knees.At the same time, Tan Li sensitively found that the incense in Jia Yu's hand flashed and extinguished, which was quite wrong, and the corner of his eye swept the incense case that was placed, his eyes sank, and he quickly stopped Jia Yu by the waist and hugged him, and then looked at the incense case that finally made a click and broke into two with a wary sound.Don't say that the incense paper money, the melons and fruits are all puffed to the ground.Others present: Tan Li frowned and glanced at Jia Yu.Zhang Tianwang They don't know the inside story, but what he thinks of is a new inheritance uncle's words, Jia Yu is really a three-legged golden crow.In fact, not only the demon clan, but also the worship of the strong in the innate inheritance, even the heavenly court also has some rules.Just as there are eight councils in the imperial court, one of which is the guest of honor, that is, the descendants of the former monarch are honored as state guests, and the punishment needs to be approved by the emperor.Even if the demon clan declines, don't say that the word descendant of Emperor Jun is the Fusang in the hands of the Demon Emperor, and then he will be directly welcomed to the heavenly court and enjoy treatment.Jia Yu held the dung basket and looked at the city god floating in the air with a faint look.When I was looking for Chenghuang, I didn't have such a lot of trouble.Chenghuang only felt extremely aggrieved, you were here to smash the field.There is no such solemn posture tonight!
So we're going to smash the toilet?
Jia Yu asked.As soon as these words came out, there was a dead silence around.Let's try again, Tan Li said comfortingly: If it is disconnected again, it means that there are still some gods, or there is really Zigu, she does not dare to accept your kneeling.The others looked at Tan Li in a trance, their eyes full of confusion.They know that Jia Zhen is a dragon, but could it be that Jia Zhen has other identities?
Also.Jia Yu nodded understandingly, after all, even if he was banned and abolished, he was still a royal man in the end.Like I didn't dare to offend the boss before.The one surnamed Wang was so sorry for the name of Wang, thinking that he could fall into the well.The guards looked at each other and carefully set up the incense case.After a stick of incense, Jia Yu once again held the dung basket and began to ask for the spirit.The others absentmindedly chanted the spirit mantra, and from time to time they glanced at each other, looking at the burning incense, and the confusion in their hearts became more and more great.It is also strange to say that the capital is obviously in winter, especially the dawn before dawn, the night breeze is blowing, which is a little cold to the bone.But before they finished chanting the incantation, the warm wind lingered around the whole area, and gradually the warm wind became more and more vigorous, like a hot day in July.Tan Li felt the scorching breath that lingered all over his body, his body tensed, and he carefully put on a fighting posture to protect Jia Yu.Jia Yu knelt down without hesitation, but before his knees touched the futon, he heard a sound behind him and the portrait ignited.Being so startled, Jia Yu didn't have time to take a closer look, and inexplicably felt an invisible force grabbing him by the back collar, and lifted him up like a little chicken, and couldn't help but burn with anger: Which king and eight lambs dare to pretend to be a ghost in front of your father?
Hurry up and get out of here!
All the saints above the Nine Heavens looked at the burning screen in unison, and sighed in their hearts.Zu Long slowly exhaled his cold breath, took out his mobile phone and sent a message [The dragon who is still handsome today: Shocked!
The scheming bird was so angry that it came back to life!
】[The monthly riots in the underworld came more punctually than the eldest aunt: I felt it, I can't control the soul of Emperor Jun Daoyou. 】[The double agent is so tired: @后土道友, Nuwa asked me to bring you a word, the emperor and the queen of heaven should quickly dismantle this Xipi] Seeing this, Zu Long's eyes swept over Nuwa, who was sitting motionless in the corner, and raised his eyebrows.The word Huangtian Houtu has been used on many occasions from ancient times to the present, especially when people worship brothers, they always have to say that the emperor is on top, and Houtu is the proof.Houtu naturally refers to the Houtu that is transformed into six reincarnations, and the soul remains in the underworld forever.One of the twelve ancestors in the past, the uncrowned saint.As for this emperor.Refers to the Demon Emperor Jun.This word was also spread when they were latent in the past, in order to naturally gather incense of faith in the world.But after Taoism spread, this word inexplicably leaned on the Jade Emperor.Who believes it?
[The dragon that is still handsome today: Houtu: Look at this pot, it's big and black] [Houtu: Just brush a roasted whole dragon!]
】Different from the joy in the group, the saints looked at the flames that were burning on the screen, their faces were a little gloomy, and they cautiously glanced at Lu Quan.How they wish it was Lu Press!
Lu Pressure unceremoniously broke everyone's illusions, stupid!
When you rebuilt Heavenly Court, why didn't you change your geographical location?
Rebuilding on the Heavenly Court of the Demon Clan, and using Zhou Tian Xingchen as the Dharma Protector Array, isn't this a clear show to give him a chance?
The saints were in a trance, inexplicably aggrieved.This position was chosen by Hongjun, and even the Jade Emperor was appointed by Hongjun.At the same time, Jia Yu was also inexplicably aggrieved, and he couldn't struggle, seeing that the incense case that he had finally borrowed was directly burned into ashes, he was so angry that his face turned pale: Boss Tan, don't do it, protect them and retreat!
Look at me!
I'm going to destroy you on behalf of the moon!
MoonHealingEscalation！
He had tried to catch the snake and the god talisman was not feasible.It turned out to be okay.So now this weird haunted scene, when the Xuanmen can't explain it, you have to go to the left side door.Otherwise, what else would he have gilded in modern times?
Isn't it just waiting for this moment?
Watching the moonlight slanting down, Jia Yu sensitively noticed that the strength of the arrest seemed to have been reduced by a point, and quickly ran to Tan Li with a dodge, and then turned around and looked at the place shrouded in the moonlight.Although there was nothing inside, the outline of the beam changed slightly, as if something was struggling, and he couldn't help but hold his head high, only to raise his eyebrows, and he listened to Uncle Inheritance's words very carefully.His uncle's titular father Dijun is the moonlight.Jia Zhen can threaten the sun in this world, rounding up, he can also use the moonlight!
Sure enough, reincarnation is very important!
Sure enough, learning a foreign language is very important!
Sure enough, there is competition to have checks and balances!
SupersonicWaves！
Hongjun, who was in the guest room in Yi'an County, looked at Di Jun who was scurrying around in silence.Emperor Jun choked: You are a heavenly way, you are so unenterprising!
I don't know how to make friends!
Like my brothers, I have always been all over the world, and I have always been good at active learning.