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Ichijoji looked at him puzzled, even though in this pitch-black space, he couldn't read the other party's expression at all.You should also know about my powers, so Xiujun came to help me.And I will bring your kindness to the people you want to help.After Osamu Dazai said these words, there was an eerie silence in the sightseeing cabin.I'm embarrassed that you don't say anything.He spoke again in that coquettish tone.Ichijoji finally reacted to this.He pulled open the hatch and kicked Osamu Dazai down.Osamu Dazai: ???
Fortunately, at this time, it was only a few dozen centimeters off the ground, and although Osamu Dazai was caught off guard and fell on his stomach, there was no major problem.He had just gotten up with his chin covered, when he saw a temple cultivator leave without looking back.Eh, Xiu Jun wait for me, I didn't come by car.I didn't drive either, you know, I could swoop back to my bed in my bedroom.What are you doing, let me go!
It's rare to take a walk in the early morning to see the night view, how can Xiujun sneak away!
Bastard, you want to die, don't you?!
Oooh oh!
Please kill me with one blow and let me die a happy death!
Chapter 14 Commissioned from the Crew (1) The news is being broadcast on TV.It's about a haunted house that hires a couple of trays to perform a month-long haunted haunting event in order to attract customers.Osamu Dazai was lying on the sofa playing games, and listened to it while the game scene was shifting, and then commented: A place like this, the more supernatural it is, the more it can attract the interest of people who are curious.It's like when there were rumors of a curse on your painting, the gallery didn't shy away from it, but wanted to add fuel to the fire.You're not a contracted artist anyway, you're just putting the painting on consignment with them.It doesn't matter if the reputation is good or not, what matters is whether it has a reputation or not, whether the rumors are interesting or not, and whether it can attract more curious collectors of paintings.I see.But why did you come to my house again?
Holding the fruit, Ichijo Terashu, who had just come out of the kitchen, had a face as black as the bottom of a pot, and his eyes were extremely unkind to look at Osamu Dazai, who was very comfortable at his house.Dazai said bluntly: Of course I'm here to eat!
Ichijo Temple Repair: How embarrassed are you!
Osamu Dazai got up from the sofa, sat cross-legged, and counted with him with his fingers: My wallet has been washed away by the river again, and the replacement card has not yet arrived in my hand, and the café downstairs of the detective agency has not paid off the account on credit for a few months, and when I went to Kuniki Tian-kun, he said that this was the fifth time this month, and then he threw out a temple repair: This month has only passed a week and two days, right?
So I'm going to find Xiu-kun~ Osamu Dazai smiled and leaned on the back of the sofa, stretching out his hand to get the cherries in the fruit bowl.A temple cultivator quickly slapped his hand away, took a quick step back with a fruit plate, and said with disgust: Go wash your hands!
Yes~ Osamu Dazai threw away the game console in his hand and ran to the kitchen like a child.A temple repair is a headache to watch.Osamu Dazai had just stepped into the kitchen when the refrigerator and cupboards suddenly opened, and the fruits and fruit plates lined up one after another into the sink.If such a terrifying scene had been brought by someone else, he would have been scared a long time ago, but Osamu Dazai just thought it was funny.Of course, he didn't last long.Osamu Dazai had just approached the sink when Cheerilee, which had been floating in the air, swooped and smashed into his face like hailstones.Even if he wants to use human disqualification, he has to touch Cheerilee.Although the moment Cheerilee hit him, the abnormal ability exerted on it was invalid, but Cheerilee is a real thing, and the inertial impact is there, so it doesn't hurt much, but it will also hurt if it hits a person like this.Osamu Dazai was smashed so badly that he reached out for the fruit bowl to cover his face, and finally blocked all the cherries, and hurriedly caught them before they landed.Osamu Dazai breathed a sigh of relief, glanced at the apples in the sink and rolled himself to clean the surface, and thought to himself, but fortunately, it wasn't a whoosh!
Two red apples jumped out of the vegetable sink with lightning speed, one on the left and one on the right, and hit Osamu Dazai's eyes.Ah!
The latter fell to the ground with a scream, the back of his head still smacking on the floor.Ichijo Temple Cultivator listened to the movement from the kitchen, and gnawed on the apple, feeling very happy.When Osamu Dazai came out of the kitchen with a fruit bowl, Ichijoji had already finished nibbling on an apple.He leaned in front of a temple cultivator, pointed to the pair of panda eyes that were smashed out of the apple, and said sadly: Look at it!
Deserve.A temple cultivator swiped his mobile phone and didn't bother to look up at him at all.Eat me, drink me, use mine, I'm not happy, can't I hit you twice to get angry?
Osamu Dazai choked and muttered: I'm not the dog you picked up!
It's as if I've heard some earth-shattering joke, and I'm not going to pick it up like you.Guys who like to sneak into other people's houses to eat and drink must have the consciousness of being chopped up and thrown into the sewer.Osamu Dazai pursed his lips, thinking that he didn't want to be in the company of the rats in the sewers or even be eaten, so he sat down obediently.The TV series that Ichijo Temple Xiu is chasing recently is called "Wind Chime House", the name sounds fresh, but it is a detective suspense film with a supernatural and terrifying style.He turned on the TV by accident and saw this show.At that time, the TV series had already been broadcast in the middle and late stages, and Ichijoji Xiu was attracted by just watching the two episodes that aired that day, and it took a few days to make up for the parts that he didn't see before, and after catching up with the progress, he began to catch up with the drama in two episodes a day.The TV series has reached the final stage, the key clues have been found one by one, and the original supernatural horror film has finally turned to a detective suspense film.Although it is a bit old-fashioned, the screenwriter and director are very powerful, the rhythm is well controlled, the reversals are one after another, the climaxes are repeated, the scene transitions and music renderings are all arranged just right, and it is so exciting that it is simply unstoppable.So Ichijoji has become a loyal fan of this drama, and every day he will sit in front of the TV ten minutes in advance ready to eat and drink, and during this time he can even do it without touching his mobile phone, which is really strange.Today is the finale of "Wind Chime House", and a temple cultivator has locked the murderer in his heart according to the clues revealed in the previous episodes, but the most common thing in this drama is reversal, so he is still looking forward to what the final result will be.It's just that this guy should be bala bala next, you see, I'm right, right?
Tsk, the murderer can't be this guy, stupid and bad, the screenwriter launched it as a smoke bomb Alas, it's all a routine, every time the current TV series Osamu Dazai says, there is an extra green tendon on the head of a temple repair.The key is that the strange ability is not effective for him, and there is no way for a temple cultivator to shut up or throw him out of the window.In the end, I couldn't bear it anymore, Ichijo Temple Shu stretched out his hand a little, paused the TV series that was about to enter the exciting part, and then flew over and grabbed Osamu Dazai's neck, picked up an apple from the fruit bowl and stuffed it into his mouth, and threatened very irritably: You shut up for me, bastard!
If you dare to make a little more noise, I'll cut your tongue out, you know?!
Hmmm!
Osamu Dazai raised his hands in surrender, and Ichijoji Shu angrily threw him away and let the TV series continue.Just when the TV series is in the climax, Ichijo Temple Shushu is almost holding his breath and waiting for the protagonist to expose the murderer, and Osamu Dazai's phone rings.He glanced at the caller prompt, didn't pay attention to the temple cultivation next to him, connected the phone, and said in a brisk tone: Oh, what is the matter with Kuniki Tianjun?
Uh-huh?
Oh!
It's them, where?
Hey?
Was it the haunted house that caused trouble not long ago?
Mmmm, okay, I know, the tension that had been brewing up was ruined in an instant, and the nerve that represented reason in a temple was broken.The ground collapsed suddenly, as if it had been hit hard.The glass exploded in an instant, and the shards and wood floor debris flew everywhere, leaving deep and shallow scratches on the furniture, and even Osamu Dazai suffered.After the glass window exploded, the wind from outside poured in, blowing the curtains hula and floating in the air, and also blowing the hair of a temple cultivator sitting on the sofa flying, revealing the cold, determined light golden eyes.What's wrong?
Dazai!
Is there an attack on your side?!
Kunikida's voice came from the other end of the phone, serious and nervous, obviously hearing the movement on their side.Osamu Dazai said quickly: It's okay, it can be done, then let's do it first, I'll go over later.Is it really okay?
Before Kunikida could finish speaking, Osamu Dazai hung up the phone.Doo, Doodoo Kida looked at the phone that showed that the call had ended, and couldn't help but think: Dazai, that guy, won't he cause any trouble again, right?
You have to die to be happy, right??
The other side of the phone.Ichijoji Shu looked at Osamu Dazai, who put the phone away, expressionlessly, and said faintly: What did I just say?
Osamu Dazai looked up at the gravel slab hovering less than five centimeters above his head, and said unhurriedly: Okay, okay, don't be angry, if you make a noise to the neighbors, right?
A temple cultivator was unmoved, stretched out his hand and shook it out of thin air, and the familiar bone chopping knife appeared in his hand again.Rest assured, they won't hear anything going on here.Osamu Dazai thinks about it too.But I just got a new commission, so it's time for me to go, thank you Xiujun for your hospitality Oh he got up and walked around the couch, and the broken stone slab above his head followed him.What was supposed to be the entrance was suddenly blocked by a heavy bookcase that had been moved to the door, leaving him with no way to escape.It's okay, I'll erase your existence so you don't have to worry about work.Ichijoji stood up with a knife in his hand and walked towards Osamu Dazai without haste.Well, it's nice to be able to die, but can we discuss and not use such a violent way?
Being hacked to death by a kitchen knife in this way, it doesn't feel very refreshing ah Osamu Dazai put his hands in his pockets, leaning his back against the cabinet door, and there was no tension and fear on his face, only a little distress.It was not death that bothered him, but the way in which it was to die.Ichijo Temple Cultivator slapped the blade on his face, tilted his head and asked, "This is your last word?"
Osamu Dazai blinked his eyes, stretched out two fingers, pinched the cold blade, and took the initiative to stick it to the major artery in his neck, closed his eyes and looked serene, come on.Is it true that he doesn't dare to do it?
Ichijoji Shu tugged at the corners of his mouth, and when he was about to swing a knife, Osamu Dazai suddenly said: Alas, it seems that there is no way to visit the filming site of the second part of "Wind Chime House".Hey?
A temple cultivator's sword suddenly stopped.As a fan of "Wind Chime House", how could he not know that this TV series with an excellent reputation has already been preparing for the second part?
It's just that the crew's itinerary is still in the secret stage, so there is no other news for the time being.Are you saying that the crew of the second part of "Wind Chime House" came to Yokohama?
Osamu Dazai opened his eyes and said with a pure conscience: Yes, this commission is related to the crew.Ichijo Temple Shu put down the kitchen knife and fell into deep thought.Osamu Dazai pursed his lips and held back a smile.The big fish is about to bite the hook.Chapter 15 Commissioned from the crew (2) Ichijoji Shushu threw away the kitchen knife and restored the messy house to its original appearance, as if everything just now was just an illusion, and said casually: Did you come by car?
Osamu Dazai said gently: No, but I can take a taxi.A temple cultivator coughed, It's okay, I can barely give you a ride.Osamu Dazai hesitated, isn't this a good time to delay you?
It's not that I don't want to, I'm just thinking about you, at least in the eyes of a temple cultivator.Ichijoji Shu: Anyway, I don't have anything to do next, Osamu Dazai said categorically as if he couldn't understand his face: Then you can rest at home.Ichijo Temple Repair: Tsk!
Ichijo Temple kicked Osamu Dazai's calf impatiently.It's verbose, but I've found a chance to get Joe, right?
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After speaking, he turned his head and returned to the living room, sat on the sofa, and began to scroll through his mobile phone.Osamu Dazai blinked, didn't say anything to redeem it, changed his shoes at the entrance, opened the door and shouted at the living room: In this case, I'll leave?
Went to visit the crew of the second part of "Wind Chime House"?
The answer was a pillow with a turning function, and Osamu Dazai quickly closed the door, and then heard the pillow slam on the door, and there was a loud bang.Osamu Dazai almost couldn't hold back his laughter.Then he put his hands in the pockets of his trench coat and turned away briskly.Ichijoji projected a copy of the community's surveillance camera on his TV, and after confirming that Osamu Dazai had left, he threw away his phone and ran up to the second floor.The crew of the second part of "Wind Chime House" came to Yokohama, and he must go to the scene to see it in person.Of course, he won't make a mess of people, just mix in the crowd and look twice to satisfy his curiosity, even more if he can see the script, no, he can't help but spoil himself himself!
Now that you're planning to go to the crew, you have to be prepared.