A sentence was like a cry, his eyes were resentful, and he caught the old seven who had seen the jellyfish unrelenting and planned to be tough, and his noble and arrogant brows were furrowed fiercely: You, don't cry.Haiyue jellyfish is incoherent: Brother Cangxiao, I, my name is Haiyue, no, no, my name is Wang Yier, you have been a fan of me for ten years, I am a group fan!
My favorite in the group is also me!
After saying what he wanted to say, the sea moon jellyfish seemed to have fulfilled a long-cherished wish for many years, his eyes were shining, and his face was full of death without regrets.Lao Qi raised his eyebrows fiercely, Wang Yier had never heard of it, but the name Haiyue was very familiar, but this stupid way of speaking was different: you straighten your tongue first and then talk to me.The sea moon jellyfish didn't notice that he said the wrong thing at all, he was still immersed in the joy of seeing ** can catch idols, and when he saw that idols made a request to him, he immediately lay flat: idols, you can talk while unconsciously rippling close to the seventh child.Lao Qi was very cautious and did not let the jellyfish have the slightest opportunity to approach him and sting him.Don't get too close to me, I'm not used to being in contact with strange jellyfish.Strange jellyfish?!
Onslaught!
Haiyue Jellyfish was shocked: Brother Cangxiao, what are you shrinking!
Still loaded?
Lao Qi's expression was disdainful: I thought I wouldn't know you were a jellyfish if I pretended to be an adult?
I can see it clearly, don't pretend, you just want to sting me, I've seen a lot of jellyfish like you.Jellyfish sea moon jellyfish are like lightning strikes.He has just been expelled from the fan by idols himself.Brother Cangxiao, I'm a starfish, QAQ.Lao Qi put his hands around his chest: You continue to blow.As soon as the words fell, the boss's beef noodles fell from the sky.The sea moon jellyfish moved as fast as the wind, and suddenly ripped off his coat and pounced on Lao Qi, and he was chopped by the beef noodle soup and fell on his face, but he firmly protected Lao Qi in his arms and was impermeable.The delicate and glutinous chest was in front of him, and Lao Qi subconsciously took a breath of air, and a sweet and light aroma entered his nasal cavity.It's the smell of fresh water.As soon as he was in a trance, this lingering breath quickly withdrew again.The jellyfish that had just been shining was now visibly dim to the naked eye.Lao Qi saw the beef noodle residue on the moon jellyfish at a glance.The boss was scrambling to get up from the ground, and apologized to the sea moon jellyfish with a red face: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just stepped on something and slipped, I'll accompany you with a new dress.Almost instantly, he understood what had just happened, and Lao Qi's eyes moved to the jellyfish in disbelief.The jellyfish's face was amazingly red, his posture was twisted but his smile was very sweet, his eyes secretly glanced at Lao Qi, and he happened to collide with Lao Qi's eyes, and hurriedly moved away in a hurry: No need, he is fine, I will take the clothes back as a souvenir.Lao Qi took a deep breath, and his ears suddenly became hot.Oops, this jellyfish is highly poisonous.Chapter 3 The mobile phone in his pocket chirped and chirped, and Lao Qi was still blushing desperately, his ears were intermittently deaf, and he was blind to his mobile phone.Haiyue jellyfish was at a loss, I don't know why idols suddenly kept staring at him, and they were embarrassed to see it.Then I was attracted by the strange ringtone of the idol's mobile phone, but the idol didn't seem to have the intention of answering the phone.Haiyue jellyfish was entangled for a moment, but he couldn't help but blushed and reminded: That Brother Cangxiao, your mobile phone is ringing.The phone rang, what phone?
Lao Qizu was stunned for three seconds before he reacted, his eyes fell back to his mobile phone, and the mobile phone ringtone was still ringing tirelessly.Lao Qi frowned fiercely and answered the phone: You'd better explain to me what's going on with my mobile phone ringtone.The moon jellyfish watching him on the phone not far away was like being shot in the heart by Cupid, and he clutched his chest with difficulty breathing.Mom, my idol, good A!
Mom, he's A exploded!!
At this time, you can explain what it means to chirp in the killer whale world.Approximate application scenario: Are you a chirp, jellyfish are better than you can hunt!
Snoring, don't come out and be embarrassed if your limbs are not coordinated!
Tweeted!
The insult is very strong, and it's not a good word anyway.What the seventh heard was the voice of the sixth, arrogant and cheap, there was no more annoying voice than this.It was the sixth man who called him, and it was obvious that the seventh child's question was not painful for the sixth child: you first explain to me what kind of place it is next to the old place, and there are more than a dozen shops next to the old place, and if you can't speak human words, go back to the sea.Lao Qi's face was not good, and he hung up the phone directly.As soon as I looked up, I saw a jellyfish with a spring heart.Something was wrong with him again.This jellyfish wouldn't have stung him while he wasn't looking.The more I thought about it, the more scared I became, and the cheeks that had just been touched by the jellyfish's body were also hot, and I was afraid that it was poisoned.Lao Qi thought about it again and again, and still sent a message to the group: I am in the beef noodle shop next to the old place, come on, I promise that there are no jellyfish here, and I have not been stung.The sixth child was the first to speak: Do you want me to inform the fans about the memorial service?
Lao Qi turned off his mobile phone angrily, looked at the dimmer light on the jellyfish's body, and the bright eyes, but still sighed, reached out and took off his clothes and threw them to him: Change your clothes, and then be covered by oil, you will die.The idol gave me his coat!!
The jellyfish is going to frame herself, I'm jealous of you, the little goblin who seduced my idol!
After two seconds, he changed his clothes, and he was as fast as a master trained by special forces.Lao Qi looked at the jellyfish with satisfaction after changing into his clothes, and the light on his body slowly recovered, at least this guy would not die in front of him.Ahhh!!
hhThere are many starfish in the beef noodle shop who have not been able to squeeze into the old place of the killer whales like Lao Qi, and they only hope to breathe the air of the same sky as their brothers, but who knows that they have seen their brother himself here!
And it's my brother who has just been in business on Weibo!
The fan girl in the noodle shop responded, brushing and brushing towards Lao Qi, who had just taken off his coat and got carried away.AhhhBut I thought my brother wouldn't eat beef noodles and denied it!
Brother!!!
There were too many people around at once, even the killer whale nature relatives were a little unbearable, Lao Qi subconsciously put on a business smile explained by the agent, and greeted everyone.Hello guys, have you eaten?
The starfish's hearts were about to jump out, and the way they covered their chests was getting harder and harder to breathe.Lao Qi smiled, because he was tall and had deep facial features, even if he was only wearing a simple white shirt now, he looked very noble, just like a domineering president who ran out without being chained.Then you eat well, my friend's clothes are dirty and his body is stained with oil, I will take him to clean up.The starfish were so satisfied, and looked at Lao Qi with teary eyes: Brother, don't worry about us, you go back early!
Don't linger outside, it's not safe to walk down the street like you good-looking, and don't forget that starfish will always love you!
Lao Qi went out with a smile, with a large string of starfish behind him.Lao Qi said goodbye again and again: Go back to eat, don't be hungry.The starfish nodded again and again: Okay brother, brother, you can say anything.And then I followed.Not long ago, I received the news of Lao Qi, and all the members of the killer whale men's group who hurried over to collect Lao Qi's body saw Lao Qi with the stars holding the moon at a glance.The sixth snorted coldly: This tweet called himself to take the initiative to join hands with the jellyfish, let's go, this corpse is poisonous and can't be collected.The killer whale men's group, which just came and went, was mighty and simple.The starfish sent Lao Qi all the way back to his hotel before leaving, leaving behind a few drops of sea moon jellyfish with scattered oil stains on the top of his head.Lao Qi was still a little far away from him, holding his arms to make a defensive gesture, seeing that the jellyfish still dared to look at him, he hurriedly pointed to the door next to him: The bathroom is over there, there is a bathtub, and everything in it is there, you can adjust it yourself.The jellyfish was stunned for a long time before he realized that the idol was really inviting him to take a bath!
His face went from blushing to the base of his neck: Thank you, thank you, Brother Xie Cangxiao.The voice is soft and glutinous, very similar to his appearance, and a little fluttery.Lao Qi felt uncomfortable, turned his head and sat on the bed, took out his mobile phone to see what the group of chirping and hooping were doing.Boss: Stand still and don't move, we bought oranges.Fourth: Suona blows a white cloth and a cover, and fans all over the network serve it.Old Five: Let's go, let's go collect his body first.I'm mad at killer whales.Lao Qi angrily closed the chat group, turned his head to open the decisive battle of Orphan Jing, and killed and killed in the qualifying match.After a game on the line, he was reported as a sieve with a record of 32 kills, 32 deaths and 0 assists, and he could only play man-machine RP and wait for the next ranking opportunity.He was venting here, and the little jellyfish inside was full of skulls.Can anyone tell him why there is a snakeskin pocket of sea salt in the bathroom?
There was also a shovel in the bag of sea salt, and someone had apparently shoveled the salt in it.So why is there sea salt in the bathroom?
Does Brother Cang Xiao like to take a bath with sea salt?
The little jellyfish looked at the bag of sea salt for a long time with reluctance in her eyes, and finally grabbed a handful of sea salt and threw it into the bathtub, grabbed a small handful, and finally soaked herself out.I don't know why, after taking a sea salt bath, he doesn't look energetic.When he staggered out of the bathroom, the irritable old seven threw down his mobile phone, scolded the orphan Jing, and when he turned around, he saw that there was almost no light left.Immediately, the orphan Kyoto was left behind, and the seventh child was so frightened that his soul was about to fly: what do you do, you are about to play yourself to death!
The little jellyfish on the opposite side was aggrieved, and its fluttering posture was very unstable and swaying, as if it was going to die at any time.It's not easy to meet a fellow, even if this fellow is highly poisonous, but Lao Qi is still reluctant to play with any creatures that are not on the recipe.He hurriedly took a towel and wrapped it in his hand to support the rickety little jellyfish, and carried the jellyfish to the bed and sat down: You wait, I'll pour you water.Then I poured a glass of light salt water for the jellyfish.As soon as the salt water was in its mouth, the little jellyfish sensed that the taste was wrong.But what does this taste wrong water?
This is clearly the love given by idols!
Don't say that this love is salty, even if it is bitter, he must drink it today!
Then Lao Qi looked at the little jellyfish with a frightened face, and even the last bit of light was almost extinguished after drinking the water!
Hurry up and vomit!
Lao Qi was so anxious that he was on fire, who knew that the little jellyfish's eyes widened, and there was still water shining inside, and he reluctantly looked at the cup in his hand, and swallowed it all.The little jellyfish was so dim that there was only the last faint light left.Lao Qi was crazy to look for fresh water everywhere, and finally found two bottles of mineral water in his backpack that the fans gave him during the day, and without thinking about it, he unscrewed the bottle cap with one hand and fed it to the mouth of the little jellyfish.He just saw that this jellyfish was actually a freshwater jellyfish!
After taking a shower, it became like this, and most of them threw a lot of sea salt into it.This jellyfish can't be a fool.Knowing that you know that you still dare to take a saltwater bath?
After pouring fresh water, the light on his body gradually brightened back, although it was still very faint, but at least it didn't scare the whale.Lao Qi relentlessly put the little jellyfish tightly wrapped in a bath towel on his bed: You need to rest now.Then he turned around and went to the bathroom.There was no water in the bathtub anymore, but a thin mist had condensed on the glass and on the mirror.The green tendons between Lao Qi's foreheads jumped, and he endured and endured it before he broke out directly, and only after looking back at the bag containing sea salt did he completely blacken his face.Jellyfish are really brainless creatures, freshwater jellyfish, rubbing their backs with sea salt, and how they dare to use such hot water?
Is it sick?
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Chapter 4 Lao Qi took countless deep breaths, and suddenly remembered the breath of fresh water when the stupid jellyfish pounced on him to help him serve beef noodles.No wonder!
Mader.He actually forgot about such an obvious thing, and let this brainless jellyfish take a sea bath.Jellyfish don't have brains, don't you have brains?
The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, Lao Qi came out of the bathroom with a black face, rummaged through the cabinets and found a few bottles of mineral water, and put them all on the bedside table.The stupid jellyfish has already fallen asleep, and this mineral water will be poured into him tomorrow morning.The chirping and chirping mobile phone rang in a shocking voice, which startled the old seven with tense muscles, and the alarm sounded all over his body, and he quickly took out his mobile phone and turned it off, and then ran to the toilet to see which one was not fatal.It's the sixth again.Lao Qi rested his thoughts and went back, and sat on the edge of the bathtub and opened another game of Orphan Jing.Orphan Jing just entered the selection interface, the old seven-eyed fast first choice jungler, seeing that someone followed the selection of the jungler, he frantically posted his own more than 3,000 games with a 100% win rate, and successfully made the remaining four people present shout bully.Then he began to kill and kill, and he died a tragic life.The brother who was frightened by his amazing performance before chose to go on the list, and when he saw that he was flying, he couldn't help but send a message to question: [(Teammate) Sansan: Where did the orphan steal the number, and the 100% winning rate is still 100% when he dies like this?
】This sentence instantly ignited Lao Qi's already tense nerves, killer whales, this creature, unless depressed, the more angry they are, the stronger their combat effectiveness will be, and they will not give up when they are staring at their prey.He began to frantically provoke all routes, sneaking the enemy all the way to the top of the battlefield, and then flew away on his own, watching the top road die and not even being able to get up and jump into the enemy circle one by one.With a dazzling and crazy move, Lao Qi accepted five kills, walked to the opponent's defense tower and took two beats under the watchful eye of the crowd, and returned to the city conveniently.
[(Teammate) Lao Qi: Do you understand, the main thing is that I like to send. 】[(Teammate) Sansan: All of them are brought over to kill me, do you have cat cakes??
】[(Teammate) Lao Qi: I'm afraid that you won't be able to watch me fight seriously if you participate in the war. 】[(Teammate) Sansan: Orphans.] 】After sending this sentence, he was resurrected, he returned to the upper road and repeated the rhythm of eating soldiers, being beaten, returning to the city, eating soldiers, being beaten, and returning to the city on the road to stabilize a batch, Lao Qi simply squatted in the middle and lower two roads, squatting once to lead once, and finally concentrated on the river three kills and four kills, and then went to provoke the enemy defense tower to return to the city for free.The mentality of the other side collapsed at that time, and as soon as the time came, he quickly surrendered.Exiting the battle interface, Lao Qi, who had just killed the red eye, was about to continue to start his battle, when he saw a notification from Sansan in the lower left corner to add his friends.Is this ready to add friends 1v1 to teach him how to be a man?
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Lao Qi happily agreed, and was about to start 1v1 when he received an invitation to fight.