Jellyfish:???
Who am I, where am I, what am I doing?!
The sky swirled for a while, and the jellyfish almost forgot who he was: Ahhhh 】[The name under the boat is called, and the brother is called on the boat, you taste, you taste. ] 】The jellyfish struggled very really, and Lao Qiyi slapped the two taels of flesh below his waist, and his voice was uninhibited with doting: Be good.Oh yo yo yo, cp fans celebrate the New Year collectively, and they agreed that even if they die on the spot, they will jump on the same grave.Lock this pair in a cage for me!
If you don't give birth to cubs, you won't be allowed to release them!
Soon, the red-faced jellyfish saw the first house, but unfortunately that house had already been moved in by tough guys.Then the jellyfish saw the second set, but the ancient puppet entered first.Finally, there was a dog at the door of the third set, and the seventh child was not allowed to live in the jellyfish, so the two of them staggered and walked to a house on the seaside.This house can be regarded as romantic, almost surrounded by water, travel by boat, the equipment in the house is very basic, it can only be said that it barely meets the needs of human life.But the jellyfish and the seventh child's eyes lit up at the first sight of the house, and they looked at each other, saying that they didn't want to see the fifth house anymore.Five people, five houses, and now there is one more suite because Lao Qi and Jellyfish live together.But that suite happens to be the mission room this time, and there are many tasks that can't be opened if no one lives.The director's head is as big as a fight, but he didn't expect that he had done variety shows for most of his life, and in the end, he was tossed blind by a pair of dog men.He pondered for a long time, went out for a long walk, and when he came back, his face was no longer sad, and he was full of smiles, and announced to everyone: Everyone, be quiet, and now we will welcome the last mysterious guest.The old drama bone who saw through everything looked out the door, and I don't know where the director went to pick up someone at this time.At the door, a straight and slender leg in black trousers stepped into the courtyard, followed by hands and face, pale but very handsome young man stepped into the courtyard.Hello everyone, I'm Zhuo Yujing.Those very clear eyes swept over everyone in the room, and bowed earnestly and intently: the next time to disturb everyone.Everyone giggled and laughed for a while, Zhuo Yujing walked behind Lao Qi, and his voice was refreshing and clean: Teacher Cang, we meet again, can we talk alone?
Those clear eyes are not at all as gentle as his fans say, indifferent as ten thousand years of ice, looking at Lao Qi like a straightforward provocation, do you dare to talk alone?
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Chapter 29 Zhuo Yujing's identity is already very clear, whether it is the name or from Lao Qi's attitude towards him, it can be seen that he is a humpback whale.It is also the creature that has the most festivals with killer whales among many cetaceans.In fact, the humpback whale itself is a very gentle creature, although it is occasionally mischievous, but it is all a joke, and in general it is a docile temperament.But humpback whales and killer whales have enmity, the kind of big enmity that is common in nature, but humpback whales are smarter and know how to hold grudges, so the relationship is so incompatible.Humpback whales love to fight and are especially good at dealing with killer whales.At that time, when the director found him, he didn't plan to come, he was here to shoot an advertisement for friendship, and he had to rush back to continue the MV trip after filming, but unfortunately he heard that Lao Qi was also on the show, a killer whale was on the beach.A lone killer whale on the beach.At that time, the director was still gushing and persuading him that he was now on the rise in his career, and he wanted to show his face in front of the public more, recording MVs for months at every turn, fans are a forgetful group, who will remember you babba after a while, besides, this show is not full of strangers, and Mr.
Cang Xiao, who single-handedly led you to debut, don't you really plan to create another wave of popularity with him, and now this opportunity is very good.This opportunity is really rare, huh?
Do you agree?
The director scratched his ears and wondered if he had heard it wrong.The pale and handsome young man turned around and smiled: Then let's go.The director took the humpback whale back to the village without stopping.When faced with Zhuo Yujing's request for private chat, everyone looked like they understood, after all, they have a teacher-student friendship, and they are in the same company, how normal it is to have a private chat.Even the jellyfish retreated wittily and let Lao Qi and Zhuo Yujing talk alone.Before leaving, Zhuo Yujing's eyes swam over the jellyfish several times in surprise.All the personnel and cameramen left, and Lao Qishu took Zhuo Yujing to a place where there was no fixed camera point.Zhuo Yujing also understood that there was an absolutely private place, the expression on his face changed from the original gentle and generous to indifferent, and the delicate pale eyebrows and eyes were fierce without any concealment.You imprisoned that jellyfish?
Don't forget, that jellyfish is now a human, and if you dare to act rashly, I will call the police as soon as possible, and let those humans who can slaughter you killer whales in tin boxes strangle all of you.Lao Qi is used to being unruly, even if the other party is concerned about the jellyfish, he doesn't give face at all, and even feels offended, Lao Tzu's daughter-in-law wants you to take care of it: You still dare to come to me to talk?
In our heyday, you and I were not scared, not to mention that we were injured.In his heyday, he was still stunned by the humpback whale, and he was not an opponent when he fought alone.However, the humpback whale in front of me looked like it was not long old, and it didn't know what it had hit, and there was a very hideous wound on the fin.If you do it with real knives and guns, no one will be able to please you.Lao Qi casually picked up the oyster shells that grew on the rocks from the stones and began to eat snacks: How good it is to hide by yourself if you are injured, if it weren't for the fact that there are not many sea compatriots on the shore, do you think you can still live to make your debut?
Zhuo Yujing pouted, not to carry out fearless mouth cannon with the weak: What is the relationship between you and the jellyfish, whether you want to eat or play with him, I will not care.After he said this, he stared at Lao Qi, trying to see a trace of anger in Lao Qi's eyes, who knew that the person who was still impatient with impatience on his face just now instantly blushed, and the tips of his ears were especially red to drip blood, and his eyes dodged: You, you whale want to be shameless!
Eat, what to eat, what to play, you are really shameless to talk about stepping on a horse, if our article is locked, it will definitely be your whale who opens the yellow cavity of the pot!
Zhuo Yujing: I'm shameless?
Are you playing jellyfish and blame me for being shameless?
He walked up to Lao Qi with a dark face and calculated the probability of success in biting this fool to death.Who is the most shameless person in the world?!
Zhuo Yujing got closer and closer to Lao Qi, but it didn't work.Because the jellyfish came over, holding strawberries that I don't know where to pick.Zhuo Yujing's smile subconsciously returned to his face, and his eyes were warm and full of smiles when he looked at the jellyfish: You are here.The jellyfish smiled sweetly, and her soft and glutinous body squeezed all the way to Lao Qi's side, and then looked back at Zhuo Yujing after kissing Lao Qi's face: No, even if you are a whale, Brother Cangxiao is my old attacker!
I also fed Lao Qi a strawberry.He had long seen that Zhuo Yujing was wrong, and his eyes had grown to Brother Cangxiao's face, from the selection competition to this variety show, and now he is still asking to chat alone.He was generous and gave the whale a chance to cut off the love thread, but he didn't expect him to leave for so long, and the whale couldn't control it???
Made, you stepped on a horse to provoke Lao Tzu?!
If you want to kiss my brother, step over my corpse first!!
Although I have been good since I got married, I was also a keyboard warrior who threw his head and spilled blood for my brother back then!
If you dare to hook up with my brother Cangxiao, I will open the heavenly spirit cover for you!
The murderous aura of the jellyfish almost condensed into substance, and Rao is good old man Zhuo Yu Kyoto was a little overwhelmed, and looked at the jellyfish that was not half the size of the wound on his fins, and for the first time he was a little helpless.I, Zhuo Yujing, would like to explain.Interrupted by the jellyfish: What am I, don't think that if you are a whale, you have an advantage, I tell you honestly, the estrus period of the whale in front of you was contracted by me, and he will not take a fancy to you!
Die this heart before it's too late!
The double S-level spiritual power of my Poison Soul and Double Standard Dog will not allow you to have thoughts about my brother beyond the scope of any fans!
Zhuo Yujing was speechless.Killer whales and jellyfish contract estrus?!
Zhuo Yujing's eyes seeking the truth are recklessly searching for the jellyfish.Why didn't he break?
So how exactly do they pay pei?
recalled that Zhuo Yujing, who had been in the big dye vat of the entertainment industry for a while, remembered what he had said before.Whale life reaches the peak of embarrassment.Zhuo Yujing fled in a hurry.But he opened the door to a new world.Killer whales can be with jellyfish?!
Zhuo Yujing, who had never said dirty words in his life, was deeply shocked, and a sentence was really from the bottom of his heart.The inclusiveness of the human body is really too strong, and the possibilities are simply endless.Humpback whales, who have always been clean and low-key to survive, love to fight unevenly but are extremely satisfied with life, once had the idea that humans are really terrible.No, no, no, killer whales and jellyfish are terrifying.In a flash of light, he suddenly remembered that when he first came ashore, the killer whale that was visibly frustrated but still took him to find a place to live and gave him money so that he could live in peace.That night, for the first time, he lay on a bed no more than ten centimeters apart with his great enemy in his life.The killer whale trusted him so much that he slept on all fours, exposing his softest belly under his teeth, and if it weren't for the killer whale, he wouldn't be in the entertainment industry.If it weren't for that killer whale, he wouldn't be so kind to today's old seven.If it weren't for the killer whale Zhuo Yujing's heart was turbulent, the killer whale and the jellyfish, the killer whale and the humpback whale.The humpback whale, who has been single for many years and can only go ashore to try his luck, has his eyes lit up.The author has something to say: Thank you to the little angel who voted for me during the period of 2020-02-0801:00:33~2020-02-0917:39:45 Oh ~ Thank you to the little angel who voted for the mine: 1 feather; Thanks to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: 20 bottles of Xiaoxinjun; 4 bottles of laughing daddy; Dredging 1 bottle; Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Chapter 30 Zhuo Yujing is gone, there is no obstruction, Lao Qi deducts oysters from the stones one by one and feeds them to the jellyfish.The jellyfish eats sweetly, snuggling on Lao Qi's shoulders like no bones, and feeds Lao Qi a strawberry from time to time.The two guys feed each other, and the air is filled with the aroma of dog food.Returning to the only remaining house in the show, Zhuo Yujing carefully laid out the futon that the program team sponsored for him, and planted it head-on.The program team really understands it too well, it is simply monitoring the lives of fans, the sheets and bedding prepared for Zhuo Yujing are all soft and puffy pink, and when the pale boy plunges into the pink soft quilt, the cameraman blushes.Zhuo Yu Jingben Whale didn't know it, at this time his brain was very messy, there was the face of the killer whale who gave him money and led him to become familiar with human society step by step, as well as the strange relationship between the jellyfish and the killer whale just now, and then there were some unspeakable unrestrained pictures, in short, it didn't take long for the tips of his ears to burn red.The slender and pale fingers unconsciously grasped the sheets, and the tangled Zhuo Yujing would not have thought that after the show was broadcast, a group of mothers-in-law who crowed chickens on the barrage were caught red-handed, locked up in a small dark room and called sisters affectionately, to see if they could borrow one to speak.The break didn't last long, and the director came over with a loudspeaker to assign tasks.When everyone arrived, they all gathered in Zhuo Yujing, the largest courtyard, and the director began his performance.We're on a tight schedule today, so I'll cut it short.That's it, do you see the kelp pond over there The director stretched out his finger to point while saying, and several people looked at the director's finger, only to see the gate of the yard.The director who spoke before he could question: Yes, that's right, that's it, we need to follow the fishermen's boat to collect kelp now!
As long as I speak fast enough, doubts can't catch up with me.The old seven professions are dismantled, although it is late, but it arrives: which one?
The jellyfish husband sings with the husband: We collect kelp at the door?
The three resident laughing fools, still wandering outside the world, Zhuo Yujing: the door to collect kelp jellyfish and killer whales.The tips of the ears are red with honey.Director's Forehead: Let's do the task first.As long as I'm not there, the problem isn't mine.He knows his own affairs best, and the jellyfish that grew up from the enemy army now dare not expose his relationship with Lao Qi in a big way, and he has repeatedly restrained any intimate behavior, even if he can't control the of Lao Qi, he still has to grit his teeth and be firm in his friend setting.The content of those mothers-in-law screaming on the Internet is completely a cult cp that cuts meat and produces food by herself.The mainstream is the old six and the seventh.However, Zhuo Yujing, who has only gradually entered the Internet from other people's mouths after entering the entertainment industry, doesn't know anything about it.He didn't know that the sixth and seventh had cp powder, but he just knew that the jellyfish and the seventh were a pair.So he was very confused.Finally breaking free from the thought of going to try the killer whale, he quickly noticed the awkward state of the jellyfish and Lao Qi.The distance between the jellyfish and Lao Qi can fit another person, and this is the credit that Lao Qi has been leaning on the jellyfish, otherwise there will be two people standing between them.That's not all, the jellyfish chatted with the old drama bones, tough guys, and ancient puppets along the way, but they were very reserved when facing the seventh.That feeling of distancing is really strong.The scene of jellyfish's declaration of sovereignty is still in front of us, and now why is it suddenly like this?
After seeing Lao Qi get close to the jellyfish again but was dodged by the jellyfish, Zhuo Yujing's eyes finally couldn't help but overflow with a trace of worry.Jellyfish are not kidnapped.The things that were shown to him earlier were all made by killer whales and jellyfish?
It took a lot of effort for Zhuo Yujing to find a chance to talk to the jellyfish alone, but unfortunately the camera was around, Zhuo Yujing could only ask very cautiously: Then what if you are, if you are *%#¥%, you will blink.The jellyfish frowned and blinked in confusion: What are you talking about?
Dit!
He blinked!
Cang Xiao, this scum!
Zhuo Yujing scratched his heart and liver, feeling worthless and decadent for most of his tossing and turning for most of the day, he knew that cross-species was impossible!
Lao Qi was still persevering towards the jellyfish, and Zhuo Yujing, who noticed Lao Qi's movements, came out to block it as soon as possible, and warned Lao Qi many times with his eyes.The end is that there are another batch of cult cps on the Internet, Cangxiao x Zhuo Yujing, CP is called grass carp.The person concerned is still unaware, and has repeatedly blocked the behavior of the screaming and threatening jellyfish.The grass carp cp cult wolf blood is boiling: [Look, there is not a moment when his eyes do not fall on Brother Cang Xiao, sisters, I can !!
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