The sleepy-eyed black-footed cat wrapped in a quilt came out of it, sniffing the smell of food in the air, and looking at Hachi: cold.The boss and the assistant subconsciously looked back at the sunny day outside the window.Xiaoba was a little more dad, and he went to see the air conditioner: Oh, who turned off my air conditioner?
As soon as I entered the door, I felt that the room was so hot that it exploded, and the boss who turned off the air conditioner didn't blink: it just tripped.Is it?
Little Hachihu doubted: I didn't see it?
Don't believe you ask pandas.The boss looked at the little assistant with a straight look, and understood that the panda was his assistant and nodded with a clear conscience: tripped.Hachi went to see the floating panda and covered his face and hit the table leg.I didn't count that there was still someone who exposed his mind here, and the boss also wanted to cover his face.Hachi pursed his lips, sighed, and looked at the little assistant: If you still want to eat fruit, ask the boss to order takeout for you, and you can't eat what falls on the ground.Assistant: ???
After Hachi finished speaking, he took the black-footed cat back to the bedroom: Let's go, put on our clothes first and then come out, don't let the panda take advantage.The boss took advantage of the situation and glanced at the panda, it was impossible for the panda to take advantage, and the beauty was not as good as a piece of apple peel in front of the panda.The cub was so shy that he hit the edge of the table leg, where he didn't know when a piece of apple peel had fallen, and from Hachi's angle, the panda looked like he was mourning for the apple peel.In order to thank the little assistant for consciously or unconsciously relieving the siege, the boss took out his mobile phone: Do you have anything you want to eat?
I order takeout.At the same time, he also opened Baidu to search for what fruits pandas, big cats, like to eat.In the search results, a new word that I had never seen before, pot milk.Is this a fruit?
Fruit called pot milk?
He had never seen how many strange fruits the human world was made of.The boss rummaged through a takeaway APP and didn't see any pot milk, but after looking for a long time, he remembered to ask the little assistant: What is pot milk?
Milk or fruit?
The little assistant looked embarrassed: Although, I now want to know more about the cough and the young man that Brother Chu Huai brought in just now, what is the situation?
Didn't they claim that Chu Huai had a cat?
Cat cat cat out of the bedroom with a teenager probably maybe maybe undressed?
The little assistant's expression was indescribable: What is a minor, what is it, it is a crime.The boss smacked for a long time, recalling the little milk cat he had just glimpsed at a glimpse, and finally felt tricky: this animal!
He wanted to hurry in to educate Xiaoba, but he felt that it was shameless for his younger brother and sister to change clothes, and after thinking about it, he looked back at the little assistant: Why don't you go in and help me educate, my identity is not very suitable.Then my identity is very suitable???
The little assistant's face was full of horror: But aren't you his brother, what does this matter have to do with me?!
No, you're not a good fit.The boss himself came back to his senses, and couldn't help but support his forehead, he was really spoiled by the news in the group, he actually felt that the panda was their sister-in-law, and it was very suitable to do this, I was simply poisonous.The author has something to say: Thank you to the little angels who voted for me during 2020-03-1815:02:42~2020-03-2000:10:39 ~ Thank you to the little angels who irrigated the nutrient solution: Taowei, lazy little fox, Yunqing 5 bottles; 1 bottle of wooden silk; Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Chapter 67 While waiting for the takeaway to be delivered, the little assistant was tormented in his heart.Chu Huai had been in the bedroom for a long time, and remembered that there was a minor who was suspected to be a fruit man, and he felt that there were thorns under the sofa.I have to go.That Brother Youzhou, why don't we go first, we have to broadcast live at night.The boss glanced at the panda, and then at the assistant: Are you nervous?
The little assistant looked righteous: What is nervous, how nervous, I am not nervous.The panda curled up at the side of the table leg, its head resting on the table leg, and seemed to refuse to communicate with the outside world.The boss paused, and said softly: Why don't I explain to you why we call you Panda?
The palm-sized panda's ears trembled, and his eyes with dark circles lit up suddenly, and he looked at him with blank eyes.The little assistant smiled reluctantly: Box box box, Brother You Zhou I know you are just joking, don't pay special attention to my boss Looking at the panda who was still looking at him, he got up and took a napkin from the table, and when he returned to the sofa, he touched the direction where the panda was, although this one touched the air, but the mood was inexplicably much better, and he responded from the goodness: Then don't talk about it.The assistant was dumbfounded: Huh?
Yes?
AhhThe panda bared its teeth and grinned, and the labor and management were super fierce.Burst.The boss was so happy that he just drew a napkin to cover up the action of touching the panda and used it to cover his mouth to cover his hideous smile: Hahahahaha., the little assistant stabilized his mentality: Then let's go now, otherwise it will be too late.The boss was still laughing, and finally straightened his expression when he heard the words: No, no, no, the live broadcast is all done by ourselves anyway, it can be broadcast anywhere, I still tell you about your panda identity.This time, the little assistant stopped talking, didn't dare to be polite anymore, crossed his hands and clasped them, and sat upright.The boss's expression is straight: Because you are the panda.The little assistant smiled awkwardly, and did not answer this question positively: What about the cat raised by Brother Chu Huai?
The boss's expression was corrected: it was the boy who came out just now and said cold.The little assistant's smile gradually froze, and brought the topic back again: I must be a panda because I'm cute, right?
Strange thoughts appeared in my head while everything was lost.Brother Chu Huai claimed to have a cat, but what turned out was a handsome-looking teenager.Now he has become a panda.This weird and blushing setting.Oh my god, they're so good, they're all perverts and haven't run away.Let's make the unspoken rules more violent, who will suffer in this transaction, but I can't say who will lose it.The little assistant glanced at the boss's abdominal muscles with a vague look, quietly retracted his left hand, and grabbed it on his soft abdomen.Shy and shy.The boss's eyes were complicated, looking at the panda that was floating up his trouser leg, and Bia fell into his arms.The gentleman's hand that the agent had handed over before was online in an instant, and he opened his hands to his sides as if he was surrendering, and leaned back slightly to avoid being suspected of being used as a groping.Tsk, I was proud when I was sneaky, and now the panda is in his arms, and he has another picture of avoiding it, and he is the first in contemporary times.This is his own complaint, and the little assistant doesn't know about it.In the eyes of the little assistant who can't see his own ontological misdeeds, the boss's current behavior can be said to be very unbearable.Especially if he wanted to be crooked in the first place.This picture of self-binding hands and powerless resistance is a bit beyond the scope of review.The boss is painful and happy, and the little assistant is not far behind, and they both give birth to the feeling that you are such a person.While the little assistant was wandering, the boss finally spoke: You close your eyes now, and then no, I'm not this kind of person!
Brother Youzhou, you respect yourself!
The little assistant opened his mouth in a panic, and at the same time closed his eyes nervously, brother, you are so A, even if you take the initiative, I can't do it!!
The Boss's eyes narrowed slightly, and he looked dangerously at the panda on his chest trying to burrow into the hem of his clothes: look for a spot of light in your mind, and encroach on the realm with your consciousness.Encroachment, encroachment?
The little assistant stammered when he spoke: Brother has something to say.He was so nervous that he couldn't do it, his heartbeat suddenly accelerated, and he always felt that he would die in a speeding car: Brother, let's have something to say, I'm a serious assistant, and I don't sell my kidneys.The boss gritted his teeth: Pack up all the colored thoughts in your head, where did you get so many dangerous thoughts when you step on a panda, and then drill into my clothes, I can taste whether the panda is delicious or not.The little assistant's face turned completely red.Words of the wolf and tiger.Bah!
Obscene!
Rogue!
The Boss reiterates again, word by word: listen, look for a spot of light in your mind, invade the realm with your consciousness, and then open your eyes again and you will see your own essence.The little assistant could still understand these things in his panic, but the increasingly anxious mood did give him some pressure, and the so-called light point in his mind was not just a point, in fact, it was a large light source.Just when he thought he was being illuminated by a searchlight, he suddenly saw something strange to see, even though he didn't open his eyes now.He saw two black and white creatures, one swimming in the sea and the other hanging from the treetops.Tigers, killer whales and pandas?!
Damn?!
The little assistant brushed his eyes and opened them, but before he could retract the shock in his eyes, he saw the killer whale with a fluorescent blue light on the boss's chest, and a panda with a white fluorescent glow.I, Ni, and Ma's little assistants looked up at the boss: Brother Youzhou, you have two animal souls on your chest.Wronged you.Xiao Ba, who had just dressed the black-footed cat, looked unruly: Your body color is not ordinary, can you get out of the boss's clothes first.The panda snorted on the boss's abs, a picture of me and the abs are inseparable.Then the little assistant saw the killer whale floating on his Chu Huai's chest and the cat floating on the boy's chest.Killer whale black-footed cat?!
The little assistant is an assistant who has seen the world: my God, you have the ghosts of the sea and Africa floating on your chest?!
Hachi looked at the boss: What did you tell him?
Boss: You should ask him what he thinks, I'm more confused than you when I see how he behaves on the whole scene.It took a long time to explain, but the little assistant didn't admit that the panda that was still attached to the boss's abdominal muscles was his body.He himself is more inclined to another way of saying: Brother Youzhou, you must be a panda and a killer whale, you see that everyone's body is floating in the chest, you and I will not be an exception, I am obviously still a human being.admits that the panda holding on to other people's abs is himself, and he might as well bury himself on the spot.Chapter 68 Not long after the little assistant's worldview was impacted, he was brought back by the boss, and the whole team was calling him.Boss, we've got the lights, the music, and the makeup artist ready, so you're left alone!
Can you tell us where you've been now?!
The second assistant on the opposite side of the phone is the boss's second assistant, his voice is delicate and sour, he is a man, but his name is Lily, and he is a pseudo-mother who grabs a lot of money in the entertainment industry.Although he has a squeamish personality, he never gets ambiguous in doing things, and as long as he hands over anything, basically even the most nitpicky person can't find fault.Although Qin Bei put him next to the boss just as a second assistant, what he does is more like an independent agent, and his ability and wrist are very online in all aspects, and anyone with a discerning eye can see that Qin Bei is cultivating a successor by himself.Of course, it's all his external conditions, no one in the killer whale team cares who has these false names, and the killer whales are even more worried that this person is Qin Bei's □□ at all!
No matter what happened, as long as he knew, Qin Bei would know it for sure, and as soon as Qin Bei knew, the killer whales would have no good fruit to eat.The sixth child once criticized Lily for being a personless wall grass, with a big horn with a leaky mouth, and she couldn't stand up when she fell on Qin Bei.Lily was happy, playing with her slender fingers covered with dancome, her eyes narrowed slightly: Brother Qin, Brother Love, people won't have the slightest secret about him, when he asks, you must prove the intentions of others.Whether it was a mistake or a deliberately nonsense love word scared a group of unenlightened killer whales.Qin Bei did not change his face in this regard: You should not be prejudiced against other people's interests and hobbies, there are many people in this world who do not express themselves in conventional ways.The boss was young and didn't believe it.Later, after crawling around in society for so long, I didn't believe it anymore.But after his tragic encounter with the panda, he vaguely felt that he had to believe it.He has absolutely no legs with pandas.These are all digressions, and the in-question words are that the boss and the little assistant who are now both on the return journey are panicked.The boss has been focusing on the content to be talked about on the mobile phone, striving to be able to communicate with everyone smoothly without looking at the inscription board during the live broadcast, and by the way, think about how to answer the questions later.In the past, he may not have cared, after all, he was invulnerable, but now he can't, with such a big tofu panda around him, he feels that he may face forgetting words.The little assistant looked at the panda that was pulled on the boss's abdominal muscles from beginning to end, and there were countless ways to manipulate the body in the fantasy floating in his heart.For example, try to let the panda come back in your mind, and see if it can be realized.If not, then everyone will be happy, this panda is not him at all.If it works, then no, this matter can't have anything to do with him, just this panda has no face and no skin, if he walks towards him, he can quibble that this panda covets his beauty.That's it.The little assistant's eyes froze, staring at the panda in the boss's abdomen, and his mind was unswerving: Come here, come here, raise your left leg and turn around, steady your right leg, and then come towards me step by step.His eyes were sour, and in the end, he just let the panda poke his head out to look at him, and then burrowed into the arms of the boss more firmly.The little assistant hates that iron does not make steel.The boss, who sensed that something was shaking right now, glanced down and witnessed the panda rubbing against his chest.The face changed in an instant, although I couldn't feel it, but my brain couldn't help but process it, who could still see things at this time.The boss glanced at the little assistant with a warning look, trying to make him converge.The assistant glared innocently, as if he were not the one who was making trouble.The boss even doubted himself in this kind of righteous eyes, and he couldn't blame the little assistant for three seconds, but who else could blame the little assistant?
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Strange skin is too beautiful?
He sighed and glanced at the little assistant: You yourself are thinking about how to take back your body, I have never seen this situation, there is really nothing you can do.The little assistant was suddenly Q, and his heart was empty, and he stared at a pair of black eyes: What is the body, where is the body, Brother Youzhou, I am just an innocent human being, don't talk nonsense.He stole a glance at the driver, Brother Liu, and prayed that Brother Liu would not call the police to put them all in the chicken coop because of their strange conversation.But who is Brother Liu, an old driver in the entertainment industry, doesn't he know what to say and what not to say?
He couldn't take his eyes off the car and concentrate on driving, and all he had to do was plug his ears with tampons.I think he Lao Liu has never seen any strong winds and waves, when he was still a public driver in the company, he has seen the plot of him driving in front and passengers driving in the back, not to mention that it is just a line, and he is not interested in listening to this small theater.