The boss glared at the second and third children, which obviously scared people.The second and third looked at each other, obviously no one figured out what was going on now.After realizing it, I remembered that no one except Xiaoba knew that the little assistant was the boss of the panda: it was a mistake.It's no wonder that there were so many things that happened that day, and he actually did so many brainless things in a row.The boss beckoned to the little assistant and motioned for him to come over: Let me reintroduce you, these two are my own brothers, and you can see their bodies.The little assistant shook his head in despair, he had already seen it when they entered the door, and it was not something to be surprised about.Atheists have been atheists for so many years, and they believe in science, but they didn't expect to be a monster.A good young man in society with all-round development of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, art and labor, seeking truth and knowledge and cognition, is a panda essence QAQ.Despair .jpg.The eldest probably explained it to the second and third brothers, and the two stinky younger brothers understood.The third child proposed that everyone have a drink together to celebrate this hard-won reunion.The little assistant was still thinking about the child, and the ghosts were generally following the boss and raising their Coke glasses.Boss: To the world.Second: Respect the earth.Third: Respect for the ocean.Assistant: Respect the land.Four people drink in one drink, and no one can drink it all.The little assistant suddenly twitched his eyelids when he raised his glass.According to the current position, there were four people in total, one of them standing in a corner, and the three of them were flat and neat, and when they came to him, they suddenly recessed.This cup of strong, spicy, piping hot, sour, spicy, bitter, sweet and salty Coke entered his throat, almost forcing him out of tears.It's too difficult, it's really too difficult Nuwa, you come out, I'm too short to sleep.The author has something to say: before the advertising space investment successfully won the favor of the owner's father, you deserve the little sunflower brand international first-line watch.Thank you to the little angel who voted for me during 2020-03-2218:16:43~2020-03-2323:57:50 ~ Thank you to the little angel who voted for the mine: 2 will go with the wind; Thanks to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: 5 bottles at will; 1232 bottles; 1 bottle of Xiu Yuanxi and Su embroidery; Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Chapter 71 There are a total of four people plus the assistant, and after eating five people, the remaining four can't be made.The eyes of the four people are full of reluctance and resistance, and they can't eat it, but they can't throw it away.The killer whales, which have a super regular schedule, don't even want to sleep for a while.In the end, the well-informed third child came up with an idea: We haven't been together for a long time, so let's not sleep tonight and chat together!
Except for the little assistant, everyone said yes.The boss thinks too: Your dark circles are so serious, go to sleep.I'm not convinced!
The little assistant scolded, the panda doesn't have dark circles, is it still called a panda?!
I'm not going to teach you a lesson today, I'm afraid you won't understand how my dark circles come from!
Of course, I only talk fast in my heart, but the reality is that the little assistant smiled gently and modestly: It's okay, I'm not sleepy, let's talk together.For the sake of the rice who does not have a time to sell their souls.He looked faintly at the furry that was still curled up at his feet for the time being, not to mention that this soul was not very disciplined.Chatting is a wonderful thing, when you don't say the word chat, everyone is blowing about Haisai from all over the world, and it is not a problem to blow him for three days and three nights, but once you say: Let's chat, then it will probably not be easy to talk about this day.The little assistant is still waiting for the fathers of the gold owner to speak, who knows that a few people are staring at each other, and no one will speak.The atmosphere gradually became awkward.With this kind of good thing, of course the little assistant seized the opportunity: why don't we tell a ghost story!
The boss was stunned: What kind of ghost story?
The little assistant hooked his lips and smiled: It is a kind of exciting, novel, terrifying, supernatural, panic, and screaming story, whether it is made up or heard, or seen with your own eyes, as long as it is scary enough, it can be challenged, and most real men love to listen!
The third child is in full swing: arrangement!
Then the little assistant was happy: Then I'll give you a sample first!
The second child took a new Coke from the side and handed it to him: moisten his throat.The little assistant took it and smiled mysteriously: There is a community called [Advertising Investment] Community, and on the day of the opening of the real estate, a big boss threw a lot of money to cover all the round, so some people are going to ask, what is he buying so many houses by himself?
The little assistant's voice was deliberately lowered, and a more mysterious atmosphere was created at the beginning, and when he opened his mouth to interact, the three big brother killer whales nodded in unison: yes, what did he buy so much for?
How many people does a real estate have to live, and he can't live in one set a day?
Boss: Is he a charter or is he buying it for appreciation?
Second: He can't get used to the type of house and plans to rebuild it after demolition?
The third child: I have money to buy and play.The mystery is swept away, and in its place is a discussion about the stupid boss spending a lot of money on what kind of poor people.The mysterious smile on the little assistant's face hesitated slightly, and he cleared his throat and asked everyone to be quiet and wait for him to continue: One day, a teenager rented a single room in this community.The third child clapped his hands and choked his wrists: Let the boss guess correctly.The second child also shook his head and sighed, and looked at the little assistant seriously: You can't deliberately open the back door for him just because you are the boss's assistant.The boss doesn't like to hear this: You are doubting our character, the body of the panda national treasure came to tell us stories, and you still doubt others.There is no one in our house, where did you get any character?
It is!
The second and third are about to be coaxed with the naked eye, and the little assistant Xiong Sheng, who was interrupted one after another, was difficult, and the first time he encountered a ghost story, he also met a joke about it.Can we continue?
This story is not very long, and we will discuss it after listening to it?
The little assistant spoke, and a few killer whales who were curious about the content of the story did not argue, and looked at him with blank eyes: You say.The assistant cleared his throat again: the young man was still a little nervous when he went with his luggage, he just started working, he couldn't afford to rent a whole set, he could only rent a single room, and when he chatted with the landlord on the Internet, he was actually more apprehensive, and he didn't know that the future room was friendly and not easy to get along with.Speaking of the broken sentence, the little assistant didn't dare to pause anymore and continued quickly, for fear that they would open another room friendly and difficult to get along with: before he came, he actually asked the landlord for the WeChat of other tenants, but the landlord said that no one else had it, so he had to give up.But who doesn't have a WeChat these days, it's just that he doesn't want to be friends with him.The third child was about to nod, but the little assistant was quick to talk: in order to live in harmony for a period of time in the future, the little assistant specially bought small biscuits as a souvenir before he came, hoping to open up this embarrassing situation at that time.This time, it's the turn of the old three-eyed and fast-talking: what little biscuits?
Is it tasty?
Why didn't he buy fried chicken wings, the chicken wings were even tastier.The boss glared at him, and dissed the third child in the little assistant's savior-like eyes: Shut up, if he wants to buy chicken wings, can he rent a single room?
Why not eat minced meat in contemporary times?
The boss loses a fan for three seconds.The little assistant didn't want to talk about it anymore, this group of killer whales didn't pay attention to some details and really ruined him a lot of gentleness.At this time, the second child stood up with an angelic light: You don't Ulla, I still listen to the story.The little assistant was moved to tears, and listened to the second child continue: Is it a cranberry biscuit, this taste is really good.The little assistant is so tired: Why don't we sleep, don't you announce tomorrow?
The face is swollen and not photogenic.The three killer whale men shook their heads.Then look at the little assistant: It's okay, you continue!
It's still the boss's family who feels a little sorry for his family: why don't we lie on the bed and say go, you can sleep directly when you are sleepy, and you can get up and eat again if you are not sleepy.Get the approval of the rest of the killer whales.Three pairs of expectant eyes looked at the little assistant.To be honest, he's a bit square.Let's sleep together, four of us??
The assistant swallowed, this can't be.The boss waved his hand heroically: What's the matter, it's no problem for me to sleep nine people in my bed, not to mention that there are only four people now.No, that's not what he's worried about.Are you serious about letting a half-clumped Weifan sleep next to an idol?
Fortunately, the boss hasn't lost his mind yet: we won't delay you lifting a quilt for each person.It's not unacceptable to have one quilt for one person, and there are still a lot of home clothes that the staff just brought over in the old family, and it's a big deal to sleep in full gear and it's not a fan disqualification.So the four of them moved to the battlefield, washed and went to bed.The little assistant sleeps in the middle, and the boss sleeps in a place that he has always been familiar with, just next to the little assistant, so the remaining position that can lean on the little assistant's side becomes a hot item.The second and third children had blue noses and swollen faces, and decided that the third child was lying next to the little assistant.The assistant was timid, nervous and excited, and couldn't remember the ghost story: Where did I just go?
The second child lay the farthest away, and couldn't see the little assistant, so he could only stare at the lamp, and his dry eyes were a little unresponsive when he heard the words: Turn off the light, my eyes hurt.The Boss granted the request.After turning off the lights, the second and third children were revealed, and the function of the quilt changed, one hugged the quilt with great interest, and the other stretched his feet out of the quilt to tease the air.The boss was fine, just put his hand out and put it behind his head.The assistant couldn't see people clearly, and could only see two fluorescent killer whales and a cowering panda.The killer whale behind the third child was blocked, but it was not to be outdone, emitting a little fluorescence.Alas, I don't sleep at night, I tell ghost stories, I tell ghost stories, and I turn on four night lights.The author has something to say: The community bids cautiously, and it is more dangerous, thank you for voting for me during 2020-03-2323:57:50~2020-03-2414:53:07 The little angel who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~ Thank you to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: 5 bottles; But the weather is cold 3 bottles; Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Chapter 72 After being reminded, the assistant roughly recalls that he talked about the biscuit, and then continues.When he opened the door of his new home, the door of the old house creaked from beginning to end, and then the young man choked on a cold breath that was slightly damp.I don't know what's going on, the humidity in this house seems to be a little excessive, I didn't come to see the house in a hurry, and now it seems that he has to buy some dehumidifier to ventilate more these days.No wonder the rent is so cheap, it turns out that this is the reason.There was another squeak when the door was closed, and the door was probably broken.But in general, I am still very happy, although the house is damp, but clean and tidy, without a trace of mess, which shows that everyone is not sloppy, do not worry about a mess in the living room one day, and raise a nest of cockroaches.It's just too neat, all the furniture is still as good as new, there are no traces of use, and it doesn't look like any fireworks.He looked at it slightly, and this was where he would live in the future.A large paragraph is told, and the little assistant outputs like a storm, and he doesn't dare to break the sentence halfway, for fear of being picked up.I didn't expect everyone to listen to it, and it didn't seem to mean to interrupt.He couldn't help but relax, leaving himself a little time to swallow his saliva.As a result, the third child opened his mouth nervously: Have we cleaned up our living room, won't we raise a nest of cockroaches, right?
The assistant didn't fu.ck said.The boss couldn't lie down anymore, so he got up and went to the living room to clean up.The little assistant was lying on the bed and watching the back of the boss leaving, as if he saw a scumbag who had just run away after taking off his clothes.When the boss came back, the little assistants were sleepy.But they were still in high spirits.The little assistant who just wanted to fight Zhou Gong to the death began to output without emotion.The young man knocked on the door of the three roommates, but none of them came out to open the door, so he had no choice but to go back to the room alone.Probably they're all out to work, so I'll send them tomorrow.The young man convinced himself and opened his house with a suitcase.The little assistant changed his tone, and none of the three scumbags noticed it, and they even felt that the current speed of speech was better than the previous slow feeling.Or the third interjection: So is he the cranberry biscuit he brought?
The second said it was delicious.The little assistant devil mood has come up: no, the mustard biscuits he brought.Of course, the three brothers, who use fish as a staple food, know what wasabi is, so they instinctively feel a little uncomfortable.Who's going to eat that thing.The third sighed: It's not a grumpy brother who is easy to get along with.The second child also has a deep understanding: this house is too powerful, attracting a bunch of people with strange personalities.The little assistant buried his head in the quilt and smiled bitterly, isn't it even more powerful in this room, where a bunch of monsters have gathered, what kind of interjection monsters, praise monsters, and halfway cleanliness fetish monsters.As soon as the boss heard about Xingtou, he was suddenly interrupted by two brothers, and he suddenly grew up in adversity: You two don't keep interrupting people's conversations, I'm still waiting to listen.The third child muttered: I'm just curious about what kind of cookie it is.The boss blacked out the warning: If you beep again, you will go to sleep in the living room.Finally, the second and third children who had been making trouble for half a night shut up.The little assistant who had a good creative environment was in a good mood, and the panda that was sitting on top of him flew into the arms of the boss without paying attention.The boss and the assistant looked at each other.The third child is also in good spirits.The second child couldn't see the special position, and wondered: Go on, why don't you talk about it.The third child kicked back impatiently: Don't make a sound, the sister-in-law and the boss are making out???!!!
The second child jumped up suddenly: Where's my searchlight?!
The little assistant and the third child both covered their faces, and the boss sat up with a dark face, and his voice was as low as water: What about being a demon?
The second child who knows the times is Junjie and is immediately honest.He thought he was covered with faces: people want to hear stories.The boss's voice was still low: Then shut up.There was a moment of silence in the air.The boss sighed and looked at the little assistant: I'm used to it, and you don't have to be awkward.Got used to it?
The second child was a little nervous, and was kicked hard by the third child before he was about to act and finally stabilized.The little assistant didn't know about this, and even because of the reason why the panda suddenly made this scene, he was still unprecedentedly sober, so he cheered up and talked about it again.The young man's rented room was not different from the one in the photos on the Internet, but it was as damp as the living room, and he opened the window in the bedroom to let in air, but found that the window could not be opened.It's bad, the third sighed softly.The assistant nodded slightly: Yes, the young man said the same thing.The third child was suddenly honored.Then he obediently waited for the little assistant to continue.