Chongzhen who has no worries.A person wandering around the dormitory is like a big dumpling.It's not easy for us to come back to ancient times to be emperors, we have to enjoy it!
can't be like the real Chongzhen, he is reluctant to eat, and he is reluctant to wear, and in the end he dies.It is necessary to eat and drink spicy food, and often make private visits to observe the people's feelings, and then punish a wave of bullies, ruffians and hooligans.It is also necessary to establish an immortal deed, which will last forever, so that the dragon flag of the Ming Dynasty will fly in the four seas of Kyushu.Hahaha Chongzhen is obscene.Let's take a look at the system for now.Chongzhen is looking forward to it, the experience of watching the network in the previous life, the system is simply the most bullish golden finger, there is no one.Close your eyes and sense."
The system is out."
A synthesized electronic voice rang out, "What are the host's needs?"
”"What are your functions?""
With your current level as a host, only live streaming can be turned on."
Ni Mo Chongzhen was stunned, live broadcast your sister, didn't you say a generation of overlord system?
With such a bullish name, it can only be broadcast live?
Fool me!
”There are various functions in the future, please upgrade the host as soon as possible. ”The synthesized sound sounded again.Chongzhen's mood is a little better, let's broadcast live, as long as there is still potential, there is play."
How should I get this live broadcast?"
Chongzhen asked curiously."
The host just needs to meditate on the person you're going to stream in their minds.""
It's that simple."
Just do it, Chongzhen closed his eyes and thought about the people in the hall.After waiting for a long time, there was no fart."
With your current host level, you can only start one person's live stream at a time."
The synthesized voice reminded."
Oh, I see."
This time, Chongzhen was full of energy and only thought about a Zhongzheng.Yes, it's him, "My lord, but please drink this cup." ”A woman in heavy makeup leaned against a gentleman, holding a wine glass filled with fine wine.I rely on wine, this thing is expensive, it is said that in the Eastern Han Dynasty, there was a person who relied on a few pots of such wine to get a thorn in the history of the official position.Although the Ming Dynasty is not so exaggerated, this wine is still very expensive!
I didn't expect these righteous gentlemen to be so extravagant.The elegant man put his arms around the woman's waist, drank the wine, smashed his mouth, and then squinted his eyes in satisfaction."
It's a pity, it's a pity," a man who looked like a young man next to him sighed, "The famous flower of the Northern Territory is far worse than Qin Huai's stunning color after all." ”"Is Brother Huang's famous prostitute in Qin Huai really that beautiful?"
Another was skeptical."
It's more than beautiful!"
Ru Yashi finally opened his eyes, "The old man once lectured in Jiangnan, and the Qinhuai River is located near the school. ”Chongzhen, who was peeking at him, was speechless for a while, this person actually took the students to drink flower wine?
This Ming Dynasty is really good at playing.The other two sighed, "That must be a celebrity and a beautiful woman, and Lord Huang's demeanor is really desirable!"
”"What celebrities and celebrities are not celebrities, they are just praised by the world."
Although Ru Yashi's mouth was modest, his expression was quite proud.Then everyone ate and drank to their heart's content, and each hugged a beautiful woman into the room, and the live broadcast screen followed Ru Yashi, and then there were all kinds of indescribables.Chongzhen looked at it dumbfounded, this is too spicy eyes, labor and management are still single dogs.As a good baby in modern society, he has no other bad hobbies except for staying at home and then indulging in games, and he hasn't even held a girl's hand!
Finally calmed down, and sighed again that this Ming Dynasty people really know how to play!
However, Chongzhen looked down on this celebrity very much, because later, in order to marry a famous prostitute, this guy divorced the yellow-faced woman who had been tied for decades, and had a lot of trouble with his children and grandchildren, but it was rumored to be a beautiful sigh in the altar at that time.No matter how much the people hate this kind of scum who abandons their wives and children, their families just like this tune, is this true love understand?
Dirt Rising!"
Phew!"
Chongzhen spouted, "Labor and management will take you first, so that you can be more romantic." ”Pulling the camera to the side, Chongzhen secretly wrote down the name of this brothel, Yihualou."
Wang Daban, come here.""
What does the emperor command?"
Chongzhen put his mouth to his ear and said something sneaky.Wang Chengen was taken aback, "Emperor, this." ”"What is this, this is for me."
Chongzhen shouted majestically.The great eunuch Wang Chengen walked out with a bitter face, no matter how ridiculous the emperor's errand is, we have to do it properly.At this point, the food and drinks are ready.Chongzhen looked at the imperial table expectantly, but saw several plates of vegetables and vegetables, a bowl of meat, and a bowl of white desserts, which looked like white fungus.it, the dignified emperor eats this?
What about the delicacies of the mountains and the sea?
What about the winged abalone?
Even if you don't have these things, you have to have enough chickens, ducks and fish, and the dignified emperor eats so coldly, he laughs to death.Chongzhen slapped the table hard."
Presumptuous, you guys actually fool me with this kind of thing that pigs and dogs don't eat, it's a crime that deserves death."
The little eunuchs were almost frightened.Plop plop and plop all knelt down, "The emperor spares his life, the emperor spares his life!"
”They are bitter in their hearts, obviously the emperor himself wants to be thrifty, and now it is actually on us?
Chongzhen Zhengse said, "Pour out all these junk foods and give them to me to exchange for delicacies from the mountains and seas." ”A little eunuch pointed to the bowl of white dessert and asked, "Emperor, has this bowl of bird's nest soup also been poured?"
”Chongzhen's face turned red, it turned out that this was the legendary bird's nest, and he thought it was white fungus.But whether it's bird's nest or white fungus, Chongzhen doesn't like to eat this kind of woman's things."
Pour, and I'm not allowed to use bird's nest in the future, so I'll have more deer antler and ginseng bear's paws or something.""
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Yes."
A few little eunuchs hurriedly went to do it.But they also muttered in their hearts, didn't the emperor love to eat bird's nest the most before?
Since the emperor ascended the throne, all extravagant things have been stopped, and only bird's nest has been left blindly.It's easy to do without bird's nest.But where can you find the delicacies of the mountains and the sea?
There is no stock in the palace at all, so it seems that I can only buy it now.After the little eunuch went out.Chongzhen leaned on the red sandalwood and continued the live broadcast.On the outskirts of Beijing, Yihualou.During the Ming Dynasty, there was a curfew in Jingshi, and in places like Hualou, business was best at night, so many fireworks places were located on the outskirts of the city, and a fireworks street was formed."
Zhang Gouzi, you come out for Lao Tzu.""
Hurry up and get out."
A group of hooligans blocked the gate of Yihualou with big sticks, arrogant, and the thugs in the brothel were beaten all over the ground looking for teeth, wailing again and again.The old bustard hurriedly ran out and shouted in a sharp voice, "You headless ghosts, whose subordinates are you?"
Do you know who opened the restaurant?
Looking for death. ”A few prostitutes swayed out and chattered around the old bustard."
Mom, these people are a group of poor ghosts who are entangled in seeking personal revenge, how do they know that you are powerful?""
That's right, Mom, a good man doesn't suffer immediate losses, Gai Ye can't come for a day and a half, why don't we use the silver to coax first, and wait for the future" The prostitute made a gesture of wiping her neck.The old bustard nodded, immediately put on a coquettish smile, and greeted him, "Gentlemen, don't make trouble, this money will be used for drinking for you." ”After saying that, the old bustard hurriedly took out a few taels of broken silver from his blanket and stuffed it.