Chongzhen looked at Qian Qianyi and these garbage readers with disdain through the system, damn it, dare to say that labor and management are tyrants?
You want to rebel!
Xiucai's rebellion has not been successful for ten years, but labor and management want to see how you come to oppose labor and management?
Chongzhen continued to peek.The scholars were indignant, "Lord Qian, we are against us, punish the tyrant, and save the country." ”Qian Qianyi sighed and said, "How easy is it to rebel?"
The old man has a plan, not only to get rid of the tyrant without blood, but also to ensure your safety. ”What's the strategy?
Qian Qianyi took a sip of tea, and then he took out a brocade box, and when he opened the box, there was a piece of black paste inside, black and shiny.Chongzhen looked at this thing inexplicably, wool?
Qian Qianyi pointed to this piece of ointment and said, "This is Fushou ointment, which was brought back from Nanyang by the old man's best friend. ”Zhang Cai was overjoyed, he took the Fushou ointment and looked left and right, "Lord Qian, this thing is very good, we will try our best to send this thing to the tyrant, let him take it, and finally have no will, and die in the palace, and then we will choose another Daoming Jun to succeed him." ”Qian Qianyi nodded."
That's exactly what the old man meant, but someone has to tempt the tyrant to eat this thing, especially the beauty."
A scholar stepped forward, "Don't worry, Lord Qian, the most important thing in my Jiangnan is beautiful women, and then I will go to Qinhuai River to find a few stunning ones and send them to the palace to tempt the tyrant." ”Qian Qianyi shook his head."
The women in the Qinglou can't do it, the inspection in the palace is very strict, and you can't enter if you are not a virgin, do you have sisters in your family?
Tomorrow, it can be sent to the old man to see, and the old man will personally select a group of stunning beauties to be sent to the palace to confuse the tyrant. ”Yes!
Yes, there is!
Yes, yes, yes!
Qian Qianyi laughed, "Hahaha, with my Jiangnan Shizi, why should the tyrant not die?"
Well, go home and exhort your sisters that it is for the good of the world to sacrifice your lives to serve the tyrant. ”Good!
Good!
Ok, good, good!
As soon as they heard that for the sake of the world's righteousness, they didn't even want their own relatives, so they couldn't wait to go home immediately and present the beautiful sisters in the family.Chongzhen almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.Nima originally thought that these guys were still men, but it turned out to refresh the lower limit of his three views, which was simply despicable and shameless.Can you think of such a bad trick as sending him Fushou ointment and a woman?
It's a sin that deserves death.Emperor Wanli of the Ming Dynasty did not go to court for 30 years and this thing is not unrelated, there are historical records, Emperor Wanli loves to drink, love to use longevity ointment, love to pet the palace maid.And often drank wine, and after using up the Fushou ointment, he frantically pampered the palace concubine, but he collapsed his body at a young age.It's not that he doesn't want to go to court, but he doesn't have the energy to go to court, thanks to this guy and his excellent IQ, even if he doesn't go to court, he can play with the official in the palm of his hand.Later, Guo Moruo opened the tomb of the Wanli Emperor, and scientists used modern technology to test his corpse and confirmed that the bones of the Wanli Emperor did indeed contain morphine.The garbage Donglin Party not only has the tradition of killing the king, but also has the tradition of sending blessing and longevity ointment.Chongzhen didn't want to watch it anymore, and behind him were the speeches of this group of garbage readers, and Chongzhen was furious when he listened.Qian Qianyi: Is it?
Labor capital is not ready to kill you so early, this is what you asked for, Chongzhen thought about it a little, and then he had a plan."
Emperor Qi."
Wang Chengen's voice came, "Liang Zhecheng announced that Hong Chengchou, the political left senator, has been summoned outside the palace. ”Chongzhen remembered, he urgently summoned this Hong Chengchou to meet him some time ago, but he didn't expect to come so soon?
Chongzhen slowly opened his eyes, "Xuan!"
”After a while, I saw a young man striding in, his clothes, shoes and socks were extremely clean, and his hair was neatly groomed.Hong Chengchou looked at the ground, hesitated for a moment and finally knelt down, "Minister Hong Chengchou sees Your Majesty, long live!"
Banzai!
Hooray!
”This is Hong Chengchou?
To tell the truth, Chongzhen doesn't have a good feeling for this Hong Chengchou, and he is a minister in one word.This guy surrendered to the Qing army without hesitation after the Battle of Songjin, and finally won the favor of the Qing monarch, and was promoted again and again.Then he raised the butcher's knife and killed his own people, making great achievements for the Qing Dynasty and the stability of the world.So much so that his wife was ashamed to live with him again, and she saw through the red dust in a fit of anger, and her mother was even more angry and beat this bastard on the street.But?
Although this guy's character is not good, his military talent is very good, and he has won many battles with Gao Yingxiang, Li Zicheng and Zhang Xianzhong.Even when the thieves surrendered, he was the only one who could see through the tricks of the thieves at a glance, and his IQ was much higher than that of ordinary people.What Chongzhen wants to use is his military ability.Chongzhen hurriedly stepped forward to help him cordially, "Hong Aiqing, please get up quickly, you and I don't have to be too formalistic when we meet each other, come and give Hong Aiqing a seat and tea." ”Hong Chengchou was extremely excited, "Minister, thank you Lord Longen!"
”Then he carefully sat down in his chair, but did not dare to drink tea.Chongzhen said to Hong Chengchou, "Hong Qing, I know that you have peerless talent, but you live in the land of Jiangsu and Zhejiang, and you are wronged. ”Hong Chengchou was still thinking about why His Majesty summoned him in a hurry, but now he wants to reuse himself when he listens to his tone!"
The minister is not wronged, as long as it is for the country, for the sake of His Majesty, the minister is willing to go to the soup and fire, and he will not give up, the gentleman's grace is as deep as the sea, and the minister's festival is as heavy as a mountain."
Hong Chengchou was impassioned and endowed with a famous poem in history, which is a piece of poetry and a knife, and lives up to the head of the young man and is equally famous.For Hong Chengchou's poems, Chongzhen just listened to them, he patted Hong Chengchou's shoulder, and spoke seriously."
Hong Qing, now the country is difficult, thieves are everywhere, but I have no available people, if Hong Qing wants to serve the country, I will reuse it."
Hong Chengchou hurriedly knelt down again to show his loyalty, "The minister is willing to donate his body to go to the country, and the horse leather shroud will be returned." ”"Good!"
Chongzhen's majestic voice sounded, "Hong Chengchou listens to the order, I will appoint you as the governor of Yansui, and allocate all the five battalions of troops in Beijing under your command, and order you to immediately lead the army to encircle and suppress the thieves in the northwest and other places." ”Chongzhen's abacus sounded.Hong Chengchou is indeed talented and can't be wasted, and it is best to use it to destroy the thieves, but this kind of garbage man is not worthy of leading good soldiers, and the five battalions are just right for him.Let Hong Chengchou and the Five Battalions fall in love with each other and torture each other!
Hong Chengchou didn't know Chongzhen's little abacus, he thought that His Majesty really wanted to reuse him, and immediately this guy knelt down again with a plop and said loudly."
Chen Hong Chengchou bows to thank God, the minister will be loyal to the country, and the horse leather shroud."
Chongzhen smiled faintly, "May it be as Qing wishes." ”