However, although Chongzhen does not understand women.But as an otaku, he goes to a lot of various forums, and he remembers that a forum brother once said.Never try to reason with a woman!
Because no matter how reasonable you are, women won't listen, and they will use their own way to refute you speechless.So in this case, in fact, you only need to do one thing, just push this woman against the wall and kiss her fiercely.If you are not convinced, continue to kiss, until she is convinced, no matter how she scolds you, how she struggles, how she begs, ignore them all, and kiss until she relents and admits her mistakes.At this time, the queen turned into an unreasonable woman, and she frowned at the thin silver chain in her hand."
Your Majesty, the concubine and your sisters are your concubines, but your Majesty can't treat them equally, the concubine heard that yesterday morning Your Majesty gave Concubine Tian a string of pearl necklaces as big as pigeon eggs, and yesterday afternoon Your Majesty gave Concubine Yuan a very white mutton fat hosta, and last night, Your Majesty also gave Concubine Jiao a pair of pigeon blood ruby earrings."
Chongzhen was speechless!
It's really just after the previous dynasty, and the harem is in turmoil, although Chongzhen's concubines are all beautiful, and they are all loyal to Chongzhen.But they don't get along well, just like the harems of most dynasties, Chongzhen's harem also stages all kinds of dramas to compete for favor every day.Chongzhen gently held the queen's hand and sighed lightly, "I have confined the queen, how does the queen know this" "Hmph!"
The queen snorted in displeasure."
Your Majesty has confined your concubines, but Your Majesty has not confined Concubine Tian, Concubine Yuan, and Concubine Jiao!
These concubines who bewitched the lord were wearing gifts from His Majesty this morning, obviously to visit the concubines, but in fact, they were showing off, especially Concubine Tian, who was eager to hang the pearl necklace on her head. ”Then the queen looked at Chongzhen with big eyes, and she wanted to cry, "Your Majesty, you were a concubine first, and now the gifts you give are not as valuable as the gifts of several younger sisters, does Your Majesty want to abolish the queen" Chongzhen hurriedly explained, "The queen is too worried, I have never thought about the abolition of the queen." ”"No, you just want to be abolished.""
Well, I don't."
What else does the queen have to say, Chongzhen hugged her, according to the forum school, the horn is a mouthful.Then there was a storm, Chongzhen dragged the queen behind the curtain, and she was pampered in broad daylight.Can't be involved in pornography, forgive me!
It wasn't until noon that the two got up.Chongzhen ordered Wang Chengen to pass on the food to Kunning Palace, and he wanted to have lunch with the queen.The queen has just been lucky, and at this time she is sitting in front of the bronze mirror with a red face to do her makeup!
Chongzhen looked curiously at the bottles and cans on the queen's dresser, red, blue, black, brown, gray, pink and white, all kinds of colors.The little palace maid first combed the queen's hair with a jade grate, and then smeared it with osmanthus head oil, smelling the fragrance.The queen's hair was then smeared with shavings water, and only then was the shape fixed with thin silver threads.Chongzhen used to always wonder why ancient women were able to make all kinds of complicated and beautiful hair buns, and now it seems that it is entirely the credit of shavings water!
It is a shaped water made from elm bark and is commonly used from the court to the people.Of course, the water shavings in the court are more particular, and they will be mixed with cypress leaves, walnut kernels, and various fragrant mint and other things.Soon.The complicated and beautiful bun was coiled, and the little palace maid found a variety of beautiful and precious headdresses and inserted them into the bun, supporting the queen with a jewel and beauty.I have to say that the queen is more suitable for this luxurious shape, and there is really a feeling of motherhood in the world.Chongzhen exclaimed."
Queen, you are so beautiful like this, you have to dress up like this every day in the future, I like it very much!"
Chongzhen looked at the queen with a smile.The queen picked a little rouge in the palm of her hand with the hairpin, mixed it with flower dew, and then gently wiped it on her lips and cheeks, and her whole face came alive in an instant.While putting on makeup, the queen said, "Your Majesty means that the concubine used to look ugly" Chongzhen smiled embarrassedly, "Although the queen was beautiful before, she was a bit like a peasant woman, and she was very cold." ”Chongzhen's voice."
Queen, I remember that you are the least fond of luxury, I still remember that you have to learn from the virtuous concubines of ancient times, why not only do you like luxury now, but you don't even read the book of virtues of the sages and sages" Then Chongzhen didn't know where to find a novel, and he held the novel in front of the queen with a smile.The queen saw Chongzhen turn out the book she had secretly hidden, and said a little embarrassedly, "Your Majesty, the concubine has gained a lot from reading this book at night, and the woman's youth is short, and her face is easy to thank, so she should have fun in time and be happy for herself." ”"Your Majesty is the concubine's day, but also the concubine's husband, Your Majesty works hard every day, every day, the concubine is His Majesty's wife, she should share her husband's worries, the concubine dresses up beautifully every day, so that the husband is happy, is the greatest virtue of the concubine.""
Hahaha!"
Chongzhen put his arm around the queen, "After my love, you finally understand, it's not in vain that I have worked hard these days." ”Then Chongzhen instructed Wang Chengendao."
Wang Daban, quickly go to the inner library to select a batch of valuable jewelry and send them to the queen's palace, and also, this year's tribute from all over the country has also picked out a good one to send to the queen.""
My concubine has to dress up brightly and compete for beauty, so that she can please my body, hahaha!"
When the queen saw that Chongzhen actually said such undesirable nonsense as pleasing her body, her ears were red at the moment, just like a ripe shrimp, so that people could not be pitied.At this time, the little eunuch brought up the lunch, and Chongzhen and the queen had a meal hand in hand.Chongzhen used the delicacies of the mountains and seas while broadcasting the Huang Taiji side.Shengjing, in the Imperial Palace.Huang Taiji was also eating.Chongzhen saw that there was only a pot of rice and two dishes on the table of Huang Taiji, one of which was pickled vegetables and a wild boar stewed cabbage.Da Yu'er and Hai Lanzhu were beside them, they looked at the dishes on the table helplessly, raised their chopsticks, but couldn't put them down.Da Yu'er sighed."
Great Khan, although you are very frugal, you must pay more attention to your body!
Eating these things every day, how can your body stand sweating?
”Hai Lanzhu also hurriedly said coquettishly."
Sister Yu'er is very right, you don't eat well every day, you have lost weight, the concubine is distressed, please think about the Khan for the sake of the country, and barely eat more meat!"
Chongzhen almost choked.This Huang Taiji is too funny, right?
He didn't always say that I, the dog emperor, would not do anything but be thrifty