When Tian Ergeng saw Chongzhen's appearance, he was immediately frightened and the sparks were gone, and he hurriedly knelt on the ground at the moment, and the mountain shouted."
Chentian Ergeng, see His Majesty the Emperor, long live!
Banzai!
Hooray!
”Chongzhen was on the fire, and he didn't tell him to get up, so Tian Ergeng thought he had committed something?
After a long time, Chongzhen's cold voice came, "Tian Ergeng, I order you to arrest Huanyiju's deputy Shi Gaokui, this is the address of his private house, go immediately." ”Chongzhen gave an order.Tian Ergeng had to sleepily pull up the brocade guards who were also full of yawns to arrest Gao Kui.A group of people lit torches, picked up the guy and went to Gao Kui's private house, at this time this guy still didn't know it, and he was still holding his own beautiful concubine indescribable!
It's a pity that he is a castrated old dog, no matter how he gets it, he is itching through his boots, and the more he gets it, the more uncomfortable it becomes.After Gao Kui got dressed and prepared to go to the quiet room to cultivate, he also instructed the concubine and others to serve the immortal master well.When the immortal master refines the elixir, he and the beautiful concubine will be able to enjoy the joy of fish and water.This beautiful concubine wished that he would leave early, so that he could go to the joy of fish and water with the immortal master, and the two of them pretended to say goodbye.There is a quiet room in Gao Kui's private house.This ashram is built in the basement, because the basement is the most soundproof, if you dig deeper, make the door thicker, then there is really no sound at all, and it is the most suitable for retreat.The immortal master also specially made a formation for Gao Kui's quiet room, which is said to be able to pass through the realm of immortals, gods and ghosts.According to the immortal master, if you meditate in this place, as long as you think about the gods in your heart, you can see the gods, and if you think about the ghosts, you can see the ghosts.In the words of the immortal master, good and evil are a thought, and he instructed Gao Kui to be sure to think of the immortals in his heart when he meditates.Gao Kui did what the immortal master said, and he really saw the immortal, so Gao Kui believed in this immortal master even more.In fact, if Chongzhen knew about it, he would definitely laugh off his big teeth, this immortal master would be a charlatan at first glance.People are most likely to hallucinate in an extremely static environment, and Gao Kui is still in deep meditation, and if he adds the immortal master to get some incense or something, it is strange if he does not have illusions.When people are in a state of hallucination, they must see what they think, just like lucid dreams, of course, the immortal master does this, Gao Kui's hallucinations must be more real than lucid dreams.Charlatans have always been clever in their methods.What kind of oil pot touches things, the candle self-extinguishes without wind, etc., I don't know how many people have been fooled, and the Ming Dynasty has the most eunuchs who have been fooled by charlatans.Don't look at the ruthlessness of the eunuchs, in fact, most of the level of transformation is not good, and the charlatans can be submissive with a few small means.Straight to the point.Gao Kui was in the midst of deep metaphysical cultivation, and there was a mysterious smile on the corner of his mouth, as if he was extremely satisfied.There was smoke curling in the Xuande furnace next to him, which was the immortal incense specially given to him by the immortal master.When Tian Ergeng arrived at this private house, he didn't call the door, he smashed the door open, and many wolf-like brocade guards swarmed in.The housekeeper hurriedly came over to stop him when he heard the movement, and was also kicked to the ground by Jinyi Weifanzi.Soon Tian Ergeng tied up Gao Kui's beautiful concubine, housekeeper, and family, including the immortal master.Under the confession of the beautiful concubine, Tian Ergeng rushed to the underground retreat room with a part of the fanzi and arrested Gao Kui who was outside the world.This product hasn't reacted yet!
Tian Ergeng and the Jinyi guards are now holding their stomachs full of anger, Nima, it's all this dog thing, so we haven't slept well, and beat you to death.Bah, bah, all the fans caught Gao Kui is fat beating, and instantly beat this guy with a blue nose and swollen face, and two front teeth were broken."
Lord Tian!"
Gao Kui cried wolf, "Our family didn't mess with you?"
What is the reason for the three watches in the middle of the night to break into our house?
”"Phew" Tian Ergeng snorted, "Our family?
You are a dog gelding thief who deserves to call yourself our family in front of labor and management?
Labor and management look at it as a mongrel!
”Hearing this, everyone burst into laughter."
Hahaha!""
Dog mongrel, it's all you bastard, the brothers can't sleep!""
Brothers, kill this dog mongrel, beat, hit, hit!"
Although Jinyi Wei said that he was talking about killing Gao Kui, in fact, he was also measured, specifically picking his buttocks, with a lot of thigh meat, and it was not easy to kill people.Gao Kui, who hit directly, wailed again and again.Tian Ergeng saw that the beating was almost over, and ordered Jinyi Wei Fanzi to immediately search Gao Kui's private house.His Majesty the Emperor asked him to arrest Gao Kui, he would not be forced to arrest him, and he had to go a wave of raids.has been following His Majesty the Emperor for so long, Tian Ergeng has long cooperated with Chongzhen very tacitly.It's okay not to search.As soon as the search was made, even rough men like Tian Ergeng, who were accustomed to life and death, were stunned, and the white bones in the pool stabbed everyone's eyes."
Dog gelding thief."
Tian Ergeng was furious, he raised his foot and kicked it according to Gao Kui's crotch, although this gelding didn't have the man's thing, but the pain was still there!
A pig-like howl sounded on the spot, and Gao Kui's life was worse than death, as if 10,000 ribs were broken together.Soon, Tian Ergeng threw Gao Kui, the immortal master, the beautiful concubine, the housekeeper and the servants of the private house into the Jinyi Wei prison.Then he took Jinyiwei and began to raid the house, don't look at Gao Kui's private house is inconspicuous, there are a lot of things hidden in it.The silver alone was hidden in a cellar, and the Jinyi guards copied it from the middle of the first day to the middle of the next night, and even used thousands of carriages to pull it.Everyone is about to scold Gao Kui to death.Finally the seizure was completed, and everyone fell asleep on the bed, and poor Tian Ergeng presented the list of confiscated items to Chongzhen with red eyes.5 million taels of silver, 200,000 taels of gold, and countless other jewels and jade.Gao Kui actually got a dragon robe to play at home, this dragon robe is different from the imitation dragon robe made in the house of King Fu and Chengguo Gong, it is a genuine real dragon robe.In addition to the dragon robe, this guy also got a golden crown, which is exactly the same as the golden silk winged good crown found in the tomb of Emperor Wanli.This kind of thing is precious, but what kind of living emperor have you ever seen wear?
Gao Kui, a pervert, even brought the artifact to collect, which made Chongzhen extremely speechless.In addition to these, the queen's phoenix crown, the queen's dress and other queen supplies were also searched from Gao Kui's private residence.According to Gao Kui's confession, these things were left behind by his godfather Gao Yu.The dragon robe and the golden crown are worn by himself on weekdays, and the queen's phoenix crown and dress are worn by his beautiful concubines to play, and the two often play the game of the emperor's favor of the queen in their private residence.Chongzhen's mood now is as uncomfortable as swallowing a fly, Nima, what a diaphragm!