The water is shining and sunny.The mountains are empty and rainy.I want to compare West Lake to Xizi.Light makeup is always suitable.The misty and rainy West Lake is the paradise that many people yearn for in their hearts, the showers stop at the beginning, the flowers are delicate, and many ink writers will carry fine wine and Meiji, and take the flower boat to smooth the West Lake.Hangzhou Mansion!
Since ancient times, the prosperous place in the south of the Yangtze River has a suitable climate, there is neither drought nor flood, and there are only beautiful lakes with vast waterscapes, as well as thousands of charming boat girls on the lake flower boats.Compared with the poor people in the northwest, the people of Hangzhou are undoubtedly very happy, even though in this troubled world, countless creatures are struggling to survive, and the lives of the citizens of Hangzhou seem to have not been affected in the slightest.Even the most humble handymen here are superior to other places, at least in this season, there is ice that can be used by large families in the capital, and here even the most ordinary handymen can buy a few pieces of ice every day to use at home.Rich families gather here, scholars gather, of course, there are many famous prostitutes and dancers who are loved by rich businessmen and scholars, and they are not worse than the banks of the Qinhuai River.During the day, the upper reaches of the West Lake are full of people, and everyone's face is filled with a happy smile.At the beginning of night, most places in the country are dark-lit and blind, but in this West Lake, there are lanterns like rain, and many high-rollers spend a lot of money to charter prostitutes to go out on a tour of the lake.Recently, however, the people of Hangzhou have been quite depressed, because a group of uninvited guests came next to the West Lake, and the imperial court has placed refugees from the floods in the south here.Most of these refugees were born in the poor countryside, and they were starving and starving along the way, and they didn't have time to take a bath, and their bodies were already smelly.At this time, this group of refugees saw such good water as West Lake, where could they still endure it?
One by one, they took off their clothes and went straight to the water, washing and drinking, and the rich men and prostitutes on the flower boats on the lake frowned.In the early morning, it was misty and rainy.There is a very luxurious flower boat has just sailed back from the depths of the lake, and there are hundreds of people on board, all of whom are local merry people, rich families, and famous prostitutes.I don't know what these guys did last night?
The eye circles are black, and no matter how heavy the powder is, it can't be covered.At this time, Chongzhen was broadcasting Zhou Yanru's disaster relief situation live, and he saw a strong man with a white face smeared, a colorful ribbon on his head, and a real purple costume turning his head and smiling heartily.it!
Frightened, Chongzhen fell directly from the throne, and the people on this boat are too indescribably dressed, right?
Famous prostitutes love men's clothes, and scholars prefer women's clothes.These people are dressed like this, I really don't know who is the prostitute and who is the prostitute?
A few female prostitutes dressed in men's clothes held their cheeks with their hands, they looked at the railing, their eyes were indescribably charming and lonely, and then they suddenly found a large number of victims gathered on the shore, these female prostitutes frowned invariably, and said hatefully, "Such beautiful scenery and beautiful water, life was destroyed by a group of buffalo locusts, this water is not clean, how can we play in the future?"
”When the prostitutes said this, the maids in the boat had just poured a lot of their excrement from the previous night into the lake, and the fish and shrimp of the West Lake smelled the stench and chased after them.No matter how smelly the excrement of the prostitutes was, the posture of them looking at the railing from afar was beautiful, and it attracted the hearts of the men on the boat.The strong man in a real purple costume also leaned over and sighed, "You can't swim in the lake, our Qian family will be miserable, and I don't know what Lord Zhou thinks?"
Many of the victims were placed in the open space next to the Qian family's mansion, and the stench could be smelled from afar. ”All the famous prostitutes sighed one after another: "Now the world is not peaceful, and there are many victims, so many victims have been placed in Hangzhou Mansion, I am afraid that Hangzhou Mansion will be emptied?""
Sister's words are wrong, these are not disaster victims, these people are locusts, locusts where to eat and where to eat, why are we so unlucky in Hangzhou Mansion, there is such a group of locusts?""
Hey, when will all such a swarm of locusts starve to death?
Then the world will be at peace. ”The man in the true purple suit said hatefully, "Starve them to death?
How can it be so easy!
Now the prefect is collecting donations, and our old man Qian has also been called to discuss major matters, and when the time comes, he will have to bleed again, hey!
”Chongzhen in the live broadcast was speechless!
It's really ruthless and ruthless, bitches are unrighteous, these famous prostitutes used to be from poor families, and their parents couldn't survive before they sold them into the Qinglou.Outcome?
After a few years of glamorous careers, they have long forgotten their origins and forgotten their poor and humble past.Although these famous prostitutes are nominally lowly and worthy of sympathy, people throughout the ages do not know how many poems and songs have been written for them, such as pipa xing or something.But?
Compared with the countless hungry people who are struggling on the line of life and death, compared with the farmers who are suffering in the northwest, and compared with 99.9% of the people in this era, they really deserve sympathy?
As the boat approached the shore, the victims of the shore also found the big boat, which was decorated with great luxury, and even the lamps were made of glass, inlaid with precious stones, pearls, and ivory.Although the people on the boat are a little male and female, the clothes they wear are very gorgeous, like gods, and the victims on the shore look at it as if they are watching a big show.At this time, the famous prostitutes and rich people on the ship were already able to see this group of victims clearly.But I saw that these victims were strange and ugly, and their clothes were in tatters, and some of their clothes were so torn that they could not even cover the indescribable places.There were many peony flowers planted on the shore, but now they are all gone, and all of them have been dug out and gnawed by the hungry victims.What a swarm of nasty locusts!
Hangzhou Mansion, Mansion!
After Zhou Yanru settled the victims, he rushed to the yamen without stopping, and as soon as he entered the door, he breathed a long sigh of relief.The prefect Ma Cai hurriedly stepped forward to salute, "Xia Guan Ma saw Zhou Shangshu, my lord, you have worked really hard all the way, and Xia Guan has already prepared thin wine for you to catch the wind and wash the dust." ”Author's reminder: for the record!
In the middle and late Ming Dynasty, the scholars in the south of the Yangtze River liked to play women's clothing games, and they were still the kind of red and purple costumes that were dragged to the ground.It has even become popular to wear underwear outside!
There is an old scholar named Li Le, once went to Jiangnan to study, and found that the city was full of scholars with grease and powder, wearing colorful ribbons, wearing embroidered gold women's clothes, and even some people didn't wear anything, and directly swaggered through the market.Angry with this Li Le, he wrote a poem on the spot and wore women's clothes!
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