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0142 Slaughter Donkey Eggs


"Tiger Master!"

Donkey Dan bent down and said, "These two are my distant relatives, and they finally escaped to our realm, and they really have no way to live, and they want to eat with you." ”After saying that, the donkey egg deliberately patted Li Zicheng's big shoulder, "Master Tiger, look, how strong my distant relative is!"

It's a lot of strength!

”The big red tiger squinted his eyes and looked at Li Zicheng for a long time, and then he asked coldly, "What's it called?"

”Li Zicheng stood proudly, neither arrogant nor humble, "I have seen the tiger master in Xia Li Huangwa, this is the nephew in Xia, his name is Li Guo!"

Li Guo hurriedly saluted, "I Li Guo has also seen the tiger master." ”Da Honghu smiled heartily, "What a Li Huangwa, although the name is a little girly, but it is still a man, I like it Tiger Master!"

In the future, let's follow the tiger master, and it will not be a problem to eat and drink enough. ”Eat and drink enough?

Li Zicheng almost threw up after hearing this.Does he know what he eats every day of the dog?

It's a beast in human form!

And through what he saw and heard, Li Zicheng had already figured out the details of these people, but they were just a group of rabble.Although the nickname of the big red tiger is loud, there is nothing real in the stomach, it is nothing more than relying on ruthlessness to scare people.These people are just a group of people who are in troubled times, and they really want to do a great job?

Do they know what a big cause is?

But this is the best, Li Zicheng is confident, with his means and knowledge, he will be able to gain the trust of this big red tiger, and then try to trick them into doing big things, such as robbing and killing officers and soldiers, so that these people will never want to turn back, they can only go back step by step, he Li Zicheng is taking the opportunity to do the big red tiger, recruit homeless people, the snowball can roll bigger and bigger, and finally attack the city and conquer the land, and fight with the heroes of the world.Success or failure?

I don't regret it if I did it!

Li Zicheng smiled faintly and bowed slightly, "Li Huangwa Xie Huye promoted!"

May only the tiger be the first to look forward!"

Seeing that this Li Zicheng was strong and strong, his speech and demeanor were extraordinary, and his temperament was simply eighteen streets under his own hands, the more he looked at it, the more he appreciated it, and he really had some ideas to recruit him.The big red tiger laughed and slowly walked to the donkey, patted him on the shoulder, and said loudly, "Okay, good, good donkey, you have found such a good subordinate for the tiger master, how should the tiger master reward you?"

”Donkey Dan nodded, "Yes, yes, I don't want any rewards for the small ones, it's good to be able to eat with the tiger master." ”"Really?"

The big red tiger seemed to laugh, and then he picked up the machete and slashed over, splitting the donkey egg in half, and the donkey egg let out a terrible scream, because the knife was broken from the waist, and the blood could still supply to the brain, so the upper body of the donkey egg split in half was still alive.His face was hideous, his hands were like claws, and his upper body squirmed a bloody mark, and then he swallowed his breath, and the donkey egg was dead!

His eyes widened as if he were questioning this unforgiving world?

Da Honghu took back the machete, and then he picked up a cotton towel and wiped it slowly, "Donkey eggs on dog days, how many relatives do you not know?"

Labor and management hate people the most and deceive. ”After wiping the knife, the big red tiger stared at Li Zicheng, and then grinned, "Brother Li, don't be afraid, anyway, this donkey egg is not your relative, and if you die, you will die, and Brother Li will be your own person in the future, and in the future, we will guard this place, eat meat and drink wine!"

Hearing the word meat, Li Zicheng wanted to vomit again!

This big red tiger is really a garbage thing, and if he says that he kills someone, he kills people, and there is no rule at all.Li Zicheng estimated that he wanted to kill people?

In this case, what about labor and management cooperating with him to act?

At that moment, Li Zicheng's face changed greatly, he didn't dare to look at the two bodies on the ground, his mouth squirmed for a long time, and he couldn't spit out a word.Li Zicheng's performance made Da Honghu very satisfied, this is the performance of a normal person!

People who are too wasteful, he doesn't like it!

He is even more afraid of those who are too wicked!

In this way, Li Zicheng successfully infiltrated the gang of the big red tiger, which numbered about a few hundred people, and the members were all scoundrels and peasants, who lived every day for food, and these people did not deserve to be called rogues.Li Zicheng is not in a hurry, just develop slowly!

Hangzhou Mansion!

As soon as Zhou Yanru entered the flower hall, everyone saluted, Zhou Yanru helped up these people with a smile, and said, "You don't have to be polite, this official has now come to Hangzhou Mansion on the order of His Majesty, and there is a lot of chatter, please don't blame it!"

”Although the rich families present scolded him to death in their hearts, they all smiled on their faces, and they all said that it was their honor for Lord Zhou to come to Hangzhou Mansion.After everyone was polite and praised, it was time to start the banquet, Zhou Yanru naturally sat at the top, and all kinds of delicacies from the mountains and seas were put up without money.West Lake vinegar fish, Longjing shrimp, honey fire recipe, elephant pull, bear's paw, mare's milk, shark fin, sea bass, sea cucumber, deer tail, matsutake porcini mushroom, and a cup of the most famous lettuce, and so on!

It's just land and water, not to mention the delicacies of the mountains and the sea, these things are all packed in gold plates and jade bowls, and there are more beautiful babies playing and singing next to them.I'm afraid the cost of this feast is only enough for ordinary people to eat for a hundred years, right?

Zhou Yanru looked at the table full of delicacies from the mountains and seas, although he was very hungry, but he still had to pretend, this guy sighed and said: "Now that the country is in difficulty, the victims are everywhere, and this official sees that it is difficult for the victims to even wrap their stomachs, how can they swallow these delicacies of the mountains and seas, you still withdraw this seat and replace it with a refreshing and delicious side dish."

Ma Cai immediately complimented, "Lord Shangshu is really high-spirited, and the officials are ashamed, but these delicacies have been prepared, and it is even more wasteful to withdraw, so I implore Lord Shangshu to reluctantly enter, and we will be kind to you!"

”Zhou Yanru nodded and then he stopped pretending, he really hasn't eaten well these days, not even if he hasn't eaten well?

It's almost bile.He sandwiched a piece of Longjing shrimp and tasted it carefully, this Longjing shrimp is made of the best Longjing tea with shrimp, the taste is refreshing and delicious, but it is easy to lose sleep at night after eating.But it doesn't matter, it's better if you can't sleep, Ma Cai has arranged a lot of entertainment activities early, and it is better to play in the dead of night!

Anyway, the money was forced out of the hands of these rich families, and he didn't feel distressed at all.Eat and drink to your heart's content, get to the point!

Everyone began to discuss how to resettle the victims, and all the wealthy families said that the country was in trouble, and everyone was responsible.Although their lives are not easy now, the country is in trouble, even if they smash pots and sell iron, they have to donate 1,000 taels of silver.