An old man in a gray robe picked chopsticks and tasted the perch.He suddenly sighed, "This fish is produced in the southern waters, the meat is the most tender, but unfortunately this sea bass is pickled and transported, although the meat is still delicate, but the umami has been lost, it's a pity, it's a pity!"
”This old man's name is Lu Fang, and he is the head of the rich gentry in Shanyang County, which has little land, but half of the fields belong to their family.It's just that in the past few years, there has been a great drought, and there is no harvest in the fields, and all these fields are barren.But this does not prevent Lu Fang from still living a rich life, their family has several large cellars, and the rice grain stored in them is enough to eat for more than ten years, and even the dried shark fin, dried bear paw, dried fish maw, white bird's nest and other rare mountain and sea delicacies have been stored in their family a lot.Even if Shanyang County starves to death, his Lu Fang family can live happily for a long time, but this year the thieves in Shaanxi have revived, I heard that there is a very powerful thief named Gao Yingxiang, called the king!
This person has countless strong generals under his command, what is the rampant wolf, a bucket of valleys, sweeping kings, full of stars, yellow tigers, etc., it is very scary to hear the name.At present, these thieves are fighting with General Zuo Liangyu, and it is said that the fight is so tragic that many county towns have been beaten into ruins.Their Shanyang County is just a small city, and there are not many soldiers and horses in the city, and sooner or later they will encounter military disasters, how can this be good?
The common people died when they died, but he Lu Fang didn't want to die, there were countless shark fin bear's paws and other good things in his cellar that he didn't have time to enjoy!
He still has a few beautiful girls who have just married into the door, and they haven't been able to conquer it, life is so fun, how can they be buried in Shanyang County?"
Everyone!"
Lu Fang's voice, "Now that thieves are everywhere in Shaanxi, my Shanyang County is already in danger, what do you have to say?"
”All the gentry were silent one by one, anyway, this Lu Fang is their head, and he has to come up with the idea, we don't care!
Lu Fang waited for a long time, and saw that these people were all pretending to be dumb, so Lu Fang had to continue, "The old man has a relative who works as a scribe in the county government, and he told the old man that now many counties in Shaanxi and Henan have fallen, and there is a figure named Gao Yingxiang among the thieves, and there is a yellow tiger under his hand, this yellow tiger loves to eat people alive, and has eaten people in several cities. ”The rich gentry disagreed, and said one after another, "Brother Lu, there is a military tun near our Shanyang County, Zhang Qianhu has a lot of soldiers in his hands, if the thieves dare to come, we will defend Shanyang, and if they can't attack it, they will naturally leave." ”Lu Fang sneered.He scoffed, "A lot of soldiers?
In fact, there are less than a thousand people, and we have to get rid of the bastard soldiers who have airspace salaries, and Zhang Qianhu's soldiers have long been requisitioned by Zuo Liangyu, and our Shanyang is now an empty city. ”Yes?
The gentry are in a hurry!
In this troubled world, a county town without soldiers, what is the difference between this special mother and a beautiful woman?
Lu Fang said in a deep voice, "If the thieves are coming, what will we rely on Shanyang to resist?"
Do you rely on those scum servants in the yamen?
Phew, when the time comes, this bastard is not going to force me to wait for the monk to die. ”A young man among the gentry asked, "Old Lu, what should we do?"
Waiting to die?
”Lu Fang glanced at him with disdain, "Fart, cowardice dogs wait to die, we might as well rush out of this land of right and wrong in Shaanxi, and go to the south of the Yangtze River to live a happy life, who wants to go with the old man?"
”None of the rich gentry squeaked, joking, rushed out of Shaanxi?
Is the key to rushing out?
There are thieves everywhere, it's all armies.It is true that thieves burn, kill, loot and do all kinds of evil, but are they safe when they encounter officers and soldiers?
The officers and soldiers of the Ming Dynasty did less to kill good people and rob property?
These gentry may be able to control the situation on their own territory, but if they go to other realms, they are nothing.Not only are they nothing, but they are also easy to be killed and eaten as bran pig meat, and they are the most popular among thieves and robbers.When there was a thief trouble last year, I heard that the rich people in Baishui County were collectively cooked by the thieves, and then they ate it all with sticky sauce, which is terrible to think about.The rich gentry collectively said, "There is chaos outside, if we go out of this Shanyang County, we will have no place to live." ”Lu Fang said coldly, "So you are going to stay in the city and be pigs?"
Wait for the thieves to come and eat you all?
”The voices of the rich gentry, "But if you go out, you will die?"
”Lu Fang comforted them and said, "Thieves are also people, not tigers, if we have more people, we will be beaten hard by small groups of thieves, and we will hide from the large group of thieves, and we may not be able to escape from the territory of Shaanxi." ”"It's better to wait until you go home and gather the strong family, and find a time for us to escape!"
The rich gentry smiled bitterly, "But Old Lu, the family members are all dragged with their mouths, and the relatives of the family members plus our relatives are too old, weak, sick and disabled, how can we escape?"
”The rich complained one after another."
Yes, we still have to bring food and jewelry, otherwise when we get to the land of Jiangnan, we are just displaced people, so undignified.""
The size of the jewelry and grain is large enough, plus all kinds of messy relatives, Old Lu, how can we escape?"
Lu Fang was cold, "Who said that you want to take the old, weak, sick and disabled?"
”Lu Fang actually meant to survive, not even his relatives?
Although this idea is a bad idea, if you think about it, it is not unreasonable.But?
Who can give up their own relatives?
Lu Fang saw that everyone was hesitating, so he helped everyone find a reason, "The old man knows that everyone is reluctant to relatives, but the road from Shaanxi to Jiangnan is long, even if they bring these old, weak, sick and disabled, how can they go to Jiangnan?"
”Everyone secretly scolded, aren't you Lu Fang also old, weak, sick and disabled?
How did you get to Jiangnan?
Although they thought so in their hearts, none of the gentry said it, to put it bluntly, they needed a reason, a reason to convince themselves!
Seeing that everyone was shaken, Lu Fang tempted him earnestly, "Have you ever been to Jiangnan?"
The scenery there is beautiful, the beauties are like clouds, and there are no soldiers and no thieves.In Jiangnan, rich is the uncle. ”"Have you all seen my new concubine?
Jiao Niang, is Jiao Niang pretty?
Are you excited?
”The gentry were inexplicable.Lu Fang's new concubine is called Jiao Niang, she was originally the top brand of the brothel in the city, these gentry have all been patronized, and the long one is called a beauty!
Lu Fang was crazy and took out his concubine to say?
Lu Fang smiled ambiguously, "Everyone understands the beauty of Jiao Niang, but the old man told you that if Jiao Niang, a slut, is in a brothel in Jiangnan, she is not even qualified to be an Oiran maid, she is too ugly." ”The gentry looked at Lu Fang speechlessly.If all the girls are ugly girls, then what is a beauty?
How beautiful should a Gangnam girl be?