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0223 Crooked Poetry


Long Aotian?

Everyone smacked the name of this cannon, uh, domineering is quite domineering, but why do you always feel a little wrong?

Sun Yuanhua thought about it for a long time, and finally held back a sentence, "This name is very good, but it is a bit like a person's name, and it is not very suitable to be used as a cannon name." ”Chongzhen touched his chin, and when he thought that this was indeed the case, he changed his words again, "Uh, then change it to Longwei Cannon!"

Sun Yuanhua bowed and saluted, "Lord Xie Tian gave the name of the cannon, in the future, this cannon will be the Longwei cannon, and the Longwei cannon of my Ming Kingdom will definitely be powerful all over the world and proud of all countries in the world." ”As a disciple of Xu Guangqi, Sun Yuanhua is very good at Western studies, and he is not like some pedantic officials, who always regard themselves as the superior kingdom of the Celestial Empire.Sun Yuanhua knew that there were many countries overseas, and these countries were not all barbaric and desolate places, on the contrary, these countries were very civilized.Chongzhen nodded, "Don't be polite, just take a cannon name, Sun Shilang hurry up and install these cannons, so that Lin Dan Khan and Dog Tartar can taste the power of my Daming Longwei cannon." ”There were more than 100 small artillery pieces on the city wall of Xuanfu, as well as two Hongyi cannons, and Lu Xiangsheng's descendants were also stationed in the city.After Sun Yuanhua's Longwei cannon was placed, the cannons on the entire Xuanfu city wall reached an astonishing number.But?

Sun Yuanhua did not place all the Longwei cannons on the walls of Xuanfu, at least more than half of the cannons were pushed to garrison outside the city.The cannons on the city wall of Xuanfu and the cannons stationed outside the city reflect each other, and they are neatly arranged, which makes Chongzhen and the generals feel a little safe.Sun Yuanhua looked at the cannon he developed and was about to go to the battlefield, he was both proud and nervous in his heart, he then looked at Chongzhen cautiously, and said secretly: Your Majesty is really a genius, without Your Majesty's whimsy, this Longwei cannon can't be successful!

In fact?

What Sun Yuanhua didn't know was that Chongzhen knew woolen artillery, he was an artillery novice.But?

Chongzhen, who often mingled in various forums before the crossing, also memorized a lot of artillery knowledge that he seemed to understand, which he was originally going to use to pretend to be forced.Later, he told Sun Yuanhua and Zhao Xian some of the artillery knowledge that Qiang remembered, both of whom were professionals, and he understood the trick as soon as he heard it.Then, after countless experiments, the two of them finally developed rifled artillery, as well as nitrate sugar explosives.And Daming originally had many strange firearms, even flowering explosives.It's just that limited by gunpowder, Daming's gunpowder is really bad, it has always been black powder, and the power is very small.Because the gunpowder is too poor, Daming's firearms can not exert normal power, so that they are ridiculed as strange firearms, in fact, Daming's firearms research is not an exaggeration to say that it is the world's first.Sun Yuanhua couldn't help but sigh, "A cannon is a thing, or a silent voice, a lonely boat floating in the water, or a landslide and tsunami, and the city is terrified."

May my Daming artillery cause flourish and defend the country. ”Chongzhen stood proudly on the high city wall of Xuanfu, the wind blew his clothes fluttering, and he couldn't help but feel proud in his heart, and his poetry was even greater.The cannon is flying in the clouds!

Weiga Hai!"

Hahaha!"

Chongzhen Zhi said proudly, "Now that I have a magic cannon to cheer me, it should be that the Tartars can't even find their mothers!"

Puff puff puff Lu Xiangsheng and Cao Zhao and Sun Yuanhua almost vomited blood, a very domineering poem was tampered with by this master.They kind of understood that this master was only suitable for sitting on a high throne and then not saying a word, which was deep and introverted.Fortunately, the other soldiers were far away, and they didn't know that this master was His Majesty the Emperor, so they didn't lose their fortune.After Chongzhen chanted a few crooked poems, the atmosphere was a little weird for a while, Lu Xiangsheng and the others wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, wanted to admonish but didn't know how to admonish?

The faces of these people were blue and purple, and their eyes were about to pop out.In the end, it was Sun Yuan who resolved the embarrassment, he took a deep breath, gritted his teeth and said, "This Lin Dan Khan is too unkind, back then, I traded with them in the Ming Dynasty, and countless salt, ironware, tea bricks, silk cloth, and grain were continuously imported into the grassland.And the reward given to them by my Ming Dynasty has never been stingy, and this year he sent a large army to help Lin Dan Khan resist the invasion of the Tartars, why did he betray my Ming?

”Lu Xiangsheng looked at the dense tents in the distance and sneered, "The people on their grassland have always called themselves wolves, comparing Han people such as us to sheep, even if the sheep give the wolves more food, they can't feed the wolves, commonly known as white-eyed wolves." ”Chongzhen smiled faintly, "Wolves and sheep?

I don't like this metaphor, but I'm the land of poetry, so why reason reason with a group of barbarians?

Just convince them.However, Lin Dan Khan and Huang Taiji Chen Bing have been here for a long time, why haven't they moved until now?

Is it so difficult that they don't understand the expedition of the great army, and the most taboo is to delay time?

Odd?

”Sun Yuanhua also said strangely, "That's right, Lin Dan Khan and Huang Taiji brought so many soldiers, what do they eat?"

How to solve the problem of grain and grass?

”"Grain and grass?"

Lu Xiangsheng's voice, "These people all started by grabbing things, they generally fight wherever they go, and besides, these people like to raise mares, and when they go out to fight, they will bring mares with milk and feed on mare's milk."

But?

Mare's milk is not full, and the gang hasn't grabbed anything lately, so it's estimated that they'll be going to do it soon. ”After Lu Xiangsheng finished speaking, he asked Sun Yuanhua with a smile, "Sun Shilang was born as an official, and he came to this dangerous border place, but are you afraid?"

”Sun Yuanhua resolutely said, "What's wrong with the official?"

Isn't Governor Lu also an official?

Why is Sun afraid?

Hmph, if these bastards dare to attack the city, Sun will bombard them to death. ”Chongzhen said lightly, "Are you just waiting for them to attack the city?"

General Cao, I order you to lead 20,000 light cavalry from the rear to the Mongolian steppe, and kill them in the rear without leaving a single piece of armor. ”After a pause, Chongzhen continued.Chongzhen's voice was as cold as ice, "Wait for you to bring less grain and grass to reduce weight, as for supplies?"

Let's learn from these bastards, rob me, rob the special mother!"

Cao Zhao bowed and said, "The last general will obey the order!"

”It was night, and the stars and moon were dim.Cao Zhao ordered 20,000 light cavalry and secretly copied them from behind in the direction of the grassland.But Lin Dan Khan and Huang Taiji didn't know it, they were still feasting, and they were drunk.In a drunken daze, Huang Taiji picked up a white mare's milk grape and chewed it, the grape was extremely luscious, just like the Han woman he was lucky to last night, and the taste was delicious.Naturally, the white horse milk grapes and the Han women were all snatched by him.