Wen Tiren complained: Harmony your mother sells batches!
Wen Tiren thought that the snow-white silver was about to be taken by Xu Guangqi to defeat the steam, he felt distressed, it was better to use the silver to buy more wool!
Wen Tiren completely forgot that just now he was desperately opposing His Majesty the Emperor's purchase of wool, this person is fickle!
After sending Wen Tiren and Xu Guangqi away, Chongzhen should also do business, he still has a lot of concubines who have not been moisturized!
Chongzhen has been away from the palace for so long, and I don't know what happened to his beautiful concubines?
Do you miss me and become sick?
Will it be because of loneliness, emptiness and coldness, and then run to eat with the dead eunuch one by one?
Although the eunuch doesn't have that thing anymore, and he can't do anything about it, Chongzhen still responds in his heart,!
Chongzhen remembered seeing a joke about an emperor's harem.It is said that this emperor is extremely lustful and has chosen countless beautiful palace concubines, but they are almost too lucky, so they can only let these palace concubines stay in the empty room alone.One day.The emperor went to visit his concubines in the harem, but found that his beautiful concubines were all withered and looked like they were going to die.The emperor was distressed, and ordered the imperial doctor to take all kinds of precious tonic products to his concubines every day to replenish their bodies, but the result was still that the more they replenished, the more withered they became, and they were about to wither.The emperor posted the imperial list.Summoning the world's divine doctors into the palace.Finally, a divine doctor was invited, and this divine doctor told His Majesty the Emperor that there was nothing wrong with the imperial doctor's tonic prescription, but it was just lacking a medicinal guide.This medicine needs to be extremely masculine, and the man with strong eyebrows is the most masculine, and it is the most suitable for making a medicine primer.The emperor was overjoyed, and several strong men were selected to enter the palace as a guide.After a few months, the emperor went to the harem again to inspect the concubines, and he found that these concubines had returned to their former beauty and charm, and the emperor was overjoyed and rewarded the divine doctor.But when he reached the palace gate, he found several scrawny men basking in the sun, and they were almost gone.The emperor asked strangely, "What are these people doing?"
”The divine doctor replied, "This is the dregs of medicine used by the ladies, and the minister hasn't had time to clean it up yet!"
”In the past, Chongzhen read the story of the medicine dregs, and he thought it was quite funny, and he even thought about himself how good it would be if he could be the medicine slag!
But now?
He's the emperor, he doesn't want medicine scum in the harem, Nima Diaphragm!
Chongzhen passed on Wang Chengen, handed him the list of harem concubines, and looked at the dense names on it, Chongzhen had a headache!
Thinking that he is a mortal child, how can he single out so many concubines?
Even if you are tired of becoming a dog, you can't pick it all, unless you can get Naruto's shadow clone technique, one person turns into ten thousand!
The egg hurts, the chrysanthemum is tight!
Looking at the roster of so many concubines, Chongzhen was confused, which of them needed nourishment the most, and who should I nourish first?
Nima, the choice is difficult.Since the choice is difficult, Chongzhen simply does not choose, he decides to hold a palace banquet tomorrow to see who needs my nourishment the most, right?
On the second day, the wind and the sun were beautiful!
The osmanthus flowers in the imperial garden bloomed very beautifully, and Chongzhen simply took the name of the osmanthus banquet and invited the palace concubines to the banquet.Chongzhen waited in the imperial garden early, but it was not until the three poles of the sun that the concubines were late, but when they saw the warbler Yanyan, the splendid clouds came over here, a large group!
These concubines smiled lightly and saluted Chongzhen.Chongzhen calmly drank the good black tea, and said warmly, "Ladies and gentlemen, please get up." ”After speaking, he also looked at his concubines with a smile, and Chongzhen was so shocked that he almost fell off the dragon chair.He wanted to cry and look at his concubines without tears, who are these dead fat pig women?
What about my delicate and soft concubines?
All of them have become big fat pigs, and they are all white and red, and their skin can pinch out the kind of fat that comes out of water.Who told me that women will become thinner, yellow, and withered if they lack moisture, liar!
Although the ring is fat and thin, each has its own beauty.And because these concubines of Chongzhen have an excellent foundation, they are fat and fat, beautiful and smart, not like the two concubines of Tartar, who look obese.But?
Chongzhen likes skinny beauties even more, uh, to be exact, he likes the kind of beauties who look thin and pinching flesh.Chongzhen looked at his concubines speechlessly.The queen covered her lips and smiled, "The sisters haven't shown their faces in front of Your Majesty for a long time, and your Majesty is fascinated today, looking like a pig brother." ”The word Brother Pig is still the queen of Chongzhenjiao, but I didn't expect the queen to use it on him, depressed!
Chongzhen smiled reluctantly, "It's good that all the concubines are happy, hehe!"
”All the concubines sat down with a smile, and Gong E brought wine and fruits, as well as all kinds of delicacies and delicacies.The queen picked up the ivory cup and said, "All the sisters have stood up and saluted Your Majesty, I hope that Your Majesty can be wet with rain and dew, but don't be biased!"
”All the concubines raised their wine glasses and looked at Chongzhen.Chongzhen smiled reluctantly, "Everyone drink less wine and eat vegetables!"
Looking at the eating appearance of the concubines, Chongzhen finally understood why they were all fat, Nima was simply fatter and more able to eat, and the more she ate, the more fat she became.For example, the concubine next to Concubine Tian, Chongzhen remembered that her name was Wu Meiyi, this guy was really soft and beautiful when he first entered the palace, like a willow branch, but now it is round like a ball, Chongzhen is afraid that she will run away.Wu Meiyi, who has become a ball, is still eating and eating, and a big pig's trotters were eaten by her alone, is this special mother still a woman?
The concubine next to the concubine is called Yang Feifei, when Yang Feifei first entered the palace, a delicate gust of wind can blow down, and now she doesn't need to gain weight when she plays Yang Guifei, this tonnage is directly on the field!
Why have all my concubines become this virtuous?
Even the concubines are rounded, and the queen has just given birth and has not lost weight.Concubine Tian and Concubine Yuan haven't changed, and they are still the same as before, which makes Chongzhen feel a little better.It seems that I have been too good to them, and there has never been a shortage of them in the supply of unlimited food, delicacies from the mountains and seas, chicken, duck and fish.In this era, those who can eat brown rice for three meals are considered well-off, even the squires and landlords' families can't eat meat every day!
These beauties are selected from the folk, and they live a good life, but they don't eat hard?
For foodie women, Chongzhen has never doubted their ability, how many women in modern society are eating diet pills and eating delicious food at the same time, so it is really terrible for women to eat.These concubines can eat again, and there is little work and there are people waiting for life every day, aren't they getting more and more mellow?
And meat is really addictive, meat is the same as sugar, it can change the bacteria in people's intestines, and the more people eat meat and sugar, the more they can't do without meat and sugar, and they will get fatter and fatter.So?
They must control their meat!