Looking at the military intelligence that is higher than the mountain, Chongzhen feels so fucked!
In this winter, even the bears have to hibernate, and Li Zicheng, the bastard, actually went to Hubei to burn and loot.Chen Qiyu is a good official, but unfortunately he couldn't catch up with Li Zicheng after chasing him for so long.Because the road is not easy to walk, the military information will be delayed, so Chongzhen estimates that Li Zicheng now has hundreds of thousands of horses, and it has become a climate.The key is that this guy is Li Zicheng, who is destined to force Li Zicheng to hang the crooked neck tree!
Well, although I have cut down all the trees in the coal mountain a long time ago, the crooked neck tree can no longer exist, and I have planted all kinds of flowers, plants and fruit trees, and even the coal mountain has been renamed Huaguo Mountain by me.But Chongzhen still felt numb when he thought of Li Zicheng, and he had to eradicate it as soon as possible.Outside, the king can't control it, although the military strength of the state and county of the Ming Dynasty is, but fortunately, Chen Qiyu has never given up, and Hong Chengchou is also more reliable, and now he can only hope for the two of them.When Chongzhen was upset, Wang Chengen came over to tell him, and Tian Guifei invited him to the banquet.Tian Guifei, is Chongzhen's favorite concubine, she is very beautiful and talented, the most worth mentioning is that almost all the concubines have eaten fat this year, and this Tian Concubine is still hiring Tingting, so Chongzhen simply rewarded her with a lot of jewelry, and she has the posture of favoring the six palaces.Since it was Concubine Tian who invited him, Chongzhen went even if he didn't want to go.Tian Guifei is a native of Yangzhou, and she is probably moisturized in a water town, so Tian Guifei's skin is white and tender, and she can pinch out the water.Her eyes are big, like peach blossoms, the corners of her eyes are slightly upturned, like joy and hatred, and she is charming, which can be called a stunner in the world.Chongzhen entered Tian Guifei's palace, a fragrant wind came to his nose, and he saw a stunning beauty Yingying worshipping down, such a beautiful beauty, there is only Tian Guifei.Chongzhen found that Tian Guifei deliberately put on makeup today, this woman has always been beautiful, and she doesn't like to apply fat powder very much, and when she sees him on weekdays, she just brushes her eyebrows lightly and finishes it.Chongzhen smiled and helped Tian Guifei up, and asked as he walked, "Why did Concubine Ai think of having a banquet today!"
”Tian Guifei said coquettishly, "Your Majesty is busy with state affairs all day long, and he has not paid attention to the concubine for several days. ”Chongzhen jokingly said, "Concubine Ai, don't be afraid, if anyone dares to step on you, I will step on his whole family." ”Tian Guifei covered her mouth and smiled, "Your Majesty is really joking, what is the matter of Tang Tang Tianzi stepping on the whole family?"
And wasn't her whole family sent by His Majesty to grow sweet potatoes?
”Chongzhen smiled., what kind of plot is this special girl?
Didn't you say that my harem is harmonious and friendly, look at this posture Queen and Tian Guifei are torn up again, these two women really don't let me worry, and fight every day?
Look at the other concubines in Xinfeng, they are all very well-behaved, they never play games like Gong Dou, and they know how to eat and eat every day!
Well, although I don't like concubines who eat every day, I don't like concubines who fight every day!
Women, they should eat and drink enough, and play some elegant things such as piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, which can not only cultivate their sentiments, but also delight my ears, right?
This Tian Guifei used to like, but now she doesn't like to blow very much, and she thinks about how to fight with the queen every day.In the past, the Tian family and the Zhou family also had contradictions, and later the Zhou family was demoted, so the Tian family didn't know how happy they were, Chongzhen's secret agent returned, and they also set off firecrackers to celebrate.Later, in order to support his daughter's palace fighting career, Tian Guifei's father, Tian Hongyu, was even more sneaky and sent a lot of gold, silver and jewelry to Tian Guifei's palace.Chongzhen actually knew everything, but he kept pretending to be deaf and dumb, and he didn't bother to pay attention to the petty fights between women.Now although Chongzhen knew that Tian Guifei was talking about the queen, he didn't break it, but smiled slightly, "What delicious food did Concubine Ai prepare today?"
I came to your feast, but I came in against the wall!
”Chongzhen deliberately said something humorous, but Tian Guifei was an ancient person who couldn't understand the cold humor of modern society.She thought that Chongzhen was sick, and Tian Guifei hurriedly asked, "What's wrong with Your Majesty, but what's wrong?"
The concubine will go to the imperial doctor now. ”Chongzhen waved his hand a little excitedly, "I'm okay, let's have a feast!"
”Tian Guifei was very aggrieved, she secretly thought: Your Majesty used to come to me here to have enough fun before eating, why do you have to eat today, did you really let my father say right, I have fallen out of favor?
Tian Guifei felt a little depressed when she thought that she had fallen out of favor, she sighed and invited Chongzhen to the top.However, after a while, the little palace maid put the dishes together, all of which are special dishes of the Jiangnan water town, with light taste and expensive materials.In previous years, Chongzhen never ate, but in recent years, Chongzhen has increased the use of the palace, and Tian Guifei often makes these famous dishes in the south of the Yangtze River in person.Tian Guifei sandwiched a chopsticks of drunken shrimp, this drunken shrimp is not a famous dish, nor is it expensive, it is just a small dish in the countryside of the south of the Yangtze River.There are many lakes in the waters of the south of the Yangtze River, rich in millet shrimp, farmers will make a bamboo basket, put rice or mussel meat in the basket, and then sink the basket to the bottom of the river, but after a while, you can harvest a lot of millet shrimp.Farmers like to soak millet shrimp in white wine to eat, the taste is extremely delicious and delicious, and the tenderness and freshness of shrimp meat are brought into full play.However, this dish can only be eaten in winter, and it is easy to have stomach problems when eaten in other seasons.Chongzhen took a bite a little absent-mindedly, today I saw that Tian Guifei was very wrong, and she wanted to stop talking, didn't she have something to say to me?
Chongzhen simply said straightforwardly, "Concubine Ai, I heard that Tian Hongyu sent something to your palace again, I don't know what he sent this time?"
Could it be that he was afraid that his daughter would eat bran in the palace?
”Tian Guifei hurriedly explained, "Your Majesty should not be too careful, my father just saw that the concubine had nothing to do, so he sent some singers, so that the concubine could listen to the song every day to relieve her boredom, and today let Your Majesty also listen to the Wu song in the south of the Yangtze River." ”Singer?
Chongzhen secretly thought: This Tian Hongyu doesn't do anything on weekdays, and he does some crooked things every day, he won't send Chen Yuanyuan in advance, right?
so that he can be favored by his daughter.However, according to his age, Chen Yuanyuan is still very young today, and this Tian Hongyu actually sent a shot?
What a brute!
Chongzhen, who crossed over from modern society, has never been able to understand the Lori feelings of the ancients, those girls who are completely unopened, married at the age of 12, and then became a grandmother before the age of 30, which is simply incomprehensible to modern people.