And anything that can force the removal of pain contains an ingredient of anesthetic.In the Ming Dynasty, there were no various chemical agents, so there were no various anesthetics.But there was a thing in the Ming Dynasty that could achieve the effect of anesthetic, and in fact, many anesthetics were refined from this thing.This was the era of the Wuxiang Wanli Dynasty, and Wuxiang was quite popular in the court, so much so that the body of the Wanli Emperor was directly destroyed.Thousands of years later, archaeologists even found morphine from Wanli's corpse, and the morphine residue was apparently caused by his long-term use of black incense.Pain-free cream?
Since Ding Chukui was able to offer this thing as a birthday gift, it was obvious that its pain-relieving effect was quite good.And anything that has a good effect on pain is very noteworthy.Although the ancient hemp boiling powder can also remove the pain, but the hemp boiling powder as the emperor's birthday gift?
As long as it is a normal person, I would not do this.Chongzhen stared suspiciously, and he asked Wang Chengen, "Wang Daban, do you know what this is?"
”Wang Chengen is Chongzhen's personal eunuch, and he is responsible for this birthday gift, why didn't he know?
Wang Chengen said respectfully, "Emperor Qiqi, this thing is offered by Ding Chukui, the governor of Baoding, who has been suffering from gout and paralysis all these years, and the pain is especially severe at night.Governor Ding hardly sleeps at night, and later someone offered this pain-removing ointment, after Governor Ding used it, not only did his body have no pain, but his mood was more like flying through the clouds.Governor Ding felt that this was a holy relic and should be enjoyed by the Lord, so he specially offered a box, Your Majesty, this ointment is indeed a good thing!
The old slave has always had a problem with low back pain, since using this pain-removing ointment, his waist does not hurt anymore, and his body is even more light, and people are like being in a fairyland, which is wonderful!"
What should I do if Chongzhen, who fucks your mother, wants to scold?
If you go to the pain, you can still make people flutter, like you have arrived in a fairyland?
Even with Chongzhen's poor medical knowledge, he knew that there was only one thing that could achieve this effect, and that was Du Pin!
Fuck me, this Ding Chukui actually dares to use this thing to harm me, and he has already hurt Wang Chengen, my mother sold it.Chongzhen forcibly suppressed the monstrous anger, and he said expressionlessly, "You go and bring this pain cream to me to see." ”Wang Chengen has already used this pain-removing ointment, he knows the beauty of pain-removing ointment, and now His Majesty the Emperor will also take it?
With Wang Chengen's loyalty, he naturally hopes that all good things are His Majesty's, even this painful ointment.Wang Chengen ran down, and after a while, he led someone into Chongzhen's dormitory with a big box.This box is quite heavy, and the four little eunuchs are all panting, and they don't know what is inside?
Wang Chengen opened the box, and inside was some neat, brick-like things, all of which were tightly wrapped in rice paper.Wang Chengen picked one up as if offering a treasure, and he slowly peeled off the outer wrapping paper, revealing a brown solid, fragrant and fragrant.Wang Chengen's voice, "Emperor, this thing is to remove the pain ointment, light it with fire, and then take a sip, and all the pain will disappear." ”Fire lit?
Suck?
Chongzhen looked at these brown solids suspiciously, smelling its aroma, why does this thing look so much like an aphid?
Chongzhen has seen pictures of aphids on the Internet before, and it looks like this pain-removing ointment, and the aphids are also sucked!
Historically, in order to open China's door and reverse the pattern of trade deficit, the Western powers have trafficked in some gadgets.And at the beginning, the banner was to eliminate pain.So there is no doubt that this box of pain-removing ointment is the famous aphid, which kills invisible aphids.Chongzhen sneered, this laughter frightened Wang Chengen's legs and almost knelt down.The emperor rarely laughs like this, but every time he laughs like this, it means that countless heads are about to fall to the ground."
The emperor forgives the sin."
Wang Chengen finally knelt down, and he kept kowtowing.Chongzhen sneered, "Wang Daban, do you know what crime you have committed?"
”How did Wang Chengen know how he had offended His Majesty the Emperor?
His Majesty laughed so horribly for no reason.Wang Chengen hesitated for a moment, he really didn't know what to say?
Did he dare to say: Emperor, the old slave saw you laugh so terrible that the old slave involuntarily knelt down?
Wang Chengen said honestly, "The old slave really doesn't know. ”Chongzhen said expressionlessly, "Since you don't know, why did you kneel down and ask for guilt?"
”Wang Chengen was afraid that His Majesty the Emperor would say that he knelt down to plead guilty because of his weak heart, so he hurriedly climbed next to Chongzhen's leg and kowtowed like pounding garlic.Wang Chengen said pitifully, "Emperor, the old slave's loyalty can be learned, and the old slave has no second heart for you." ”Chongzhen stood up and whispered, "I have never doubted your loyalty, but you are also incapable of distinguishing right from wrong. ”Wang Chengen was stunned, he didn't understand what the emperor meant by this?
Chongzhen pointed to the box full of pain-relieving ointment and said, "Wang Daban doesn't know about this thing, I know, this thing is called aphid, it's a very bad thing, it's even more fucked up than Wuxiang." ”Wuxiang?
Wang Chengen knew Wuxiang, and he also knew that Wuxiang was terrible, and the Wanli Emperor was miserable by Wuxiang.But isn't all black incense smelly?
And you can't smoke black incense, right?
Chongzhen sneered, "Does Wang Daban think this thing is a good thing?"
I'll just ask, have you ever wanted to suck it every day since you sucked it, and you wanted to suck it all the time?
”Chongzhen's words woke up Wang Chengen, who was in a dream, and suddenly found that he really wanted to suck this thing all the time, and if he didn't smoke it for a day, he would feel uncomfortable.And once you inhale, you will have a very happy feeling, which is indescribable and makes people flutter.Wang Chengen has always heard people say that men and women are happiest when they are, but since he sucked the ointment, he felt that men and women were just like that.Don't?
Is this stuff really as addictive as Wuxiang?
What should we do if we already have it?
And at this time, Wang Chengen knew that it was not a good thing to remove the pain ointment, but he still wanted to take a sip.As soon as he thought that he might be addicted, Wang Chengen broke out in a cold sweat, and he turned pale with fright and was paralyzed."
Emperor!"
Wang Chengen smiled miserably, "The old slave didn't notice it for a while, the old slave almost let the poison harm you, the old slave deserves death, please give your majesty death." ”Chongzhen sighed, "Wang Dabian, you are loyal and very attentive to serving me, how can I give you death?"
If I give you death, then I will be the king of faintness. ”