Erzhou Yanguan endured the nausea and reluctantly swallowed the locusts in his stomach, and at the end, they stroked their stomachs with satisfaction, and said against their will, "It's really delicious!"
The rest of the ministers saw that the two Zhou Yanguan had eaten.I can only pick up the locusts one by one, barely chewing, and eating is full of bitterness, and the juice is flowing.The most unbearable thing is that these locusts are as sharp as knives, and the ministers are not willing to chew more at all, so they swallow them whole, and the throat of the cut is hot and painful.What about the deliciousness?
The ministers devoured these flying locusts in frustration, and at the same time looked at the second Zhou Yanguan with hatred, eager to devour them together.But?
The ministers looked at His Majesty the Emperor suspiciously, could His Majesty the Emperor's throat be beaten with fine iron?
One bite at a time, one locust, the food is so happy.Can you not be happy, the locusts that Chongzhen eats are actually made of maltose, dyed with color, and they come to life.Chongzhen wiped his mouth and smiled, "This fried dry shrimp is really delicious, Aiqing didn't deceive me, I tried this flavor today, it was like dragon liver and phoenix marrow, delicious!"
”The ministers had to nod their heads one after another, saying yes, and they all praised the deliciousness of the dry shrimp.Chongzhen ate a locust with satisfaction, and suddenly said arrogantly, "I have also heard that in the capital, the value of this catty of dry shrimp is about a few catties of white rice.I thought, why don't I convert this thing into the price of rice, and use it as your Aiqing's money, and if there are more, I will use it as a lottery and reward it to you!
”it!
Emperor of the dog day!
The ministers were stunned again, since they had seen the shameless energy of the Dog Emperor, they thought that this was the lower limit.Now it seems that for the Dog Emperor, there will never be a lower limit, because the lower limit is what he uses to break.Erzhou Yanguan also had a hard time saying that after all, the price of this dead locust, but they said it to His Majesty the Emperor by themselves, how can they slap their faces now?
The official is no better than the other ministers.Their income is not high.In addition, the two of them regard themselves as high and have never disdained corruption and bribery, so their lives are quite poor, and they rely on a little bit of money.Chongzhen smiled, "Everyone, drink this cup full, God bless the Ming, kill the locust plague, and get dry shrimp, it is worth a lot, hahaha!"
Hehehe!
Erzhou Yanguan and these ministers had to stand up with a wry smile, and then drank all the wine in the cup together.After the locust feast.Chongzhen is in a good mood, and now he has not only dealt with the annoying dead locusts, but also taught a lesson to these ministers who can only talk about cannons, not to mention how cool it is.Chongzhen has just entered the Qianqing Palace.Zhao Dacheng told him that Concubine Tian had set up a banquet tonight and wanted to invite His Majesty to come over.I just got off the locust feast, and I came to the beauty feast again.Chongzhen didn't like locust banquets, but he still liked beauty banquets very much, and told Zhao Dacheng to send a message to Tian Guifei, and he would definitely go to the banquet in the evening.Chongzhen hasn't favored Tian Guifei for a long time, not that Tian Guifei has fallen out of favor, but Chongzhen is busy with state affairs and really has no intention of having children.In addition, he has too many concubines in his harem, he really can't nourish himself, and he can't ask someone to do this kind of thing, so he's depressed!
Chongzhen came to the Yonghe Palace where Tian Guifei lived slowly, but saw the red candles shining high, the light veil tent, and the fragrance of flowers and fruits in the room, which was refreshing.There is a beautiful woman, dressed in a light veil standing behind the veil, faintly slender, this is his beloved Tian Guifei.Under the candlelight, after the light veil, the more you look at the beauty, the more beautiful she becomes, and the posture is several grades more beautiful than the daytime.No wonder, there was a guy named Wu Meicun in history, who shamelessly praised Tian Guifei.Yabu slim waist first summoned.Tian alloy hairpin set day.Abundant and abundant.Keju bullet regained the first.Sketch of flowers and birds in the forest.Forbidden Zhong Wang points to Su Hao.The willow wind is a slight spring to try the horse.Sycamore dew cold twilight.Chongzhen swallowed his saliva and then he forced himself not to squint, showing the appearance of a decent man and a gentleman, we are also emperors anyway, how can we be like a pig brother when we see a beautiful woman?
Chongzhen walked straight behind the light yarn, and he said casually, "Concubine Ai, the weather is so cold, you better wear a few more clothes, don't get cold." ”Tian Guifei's body shook, she sighed, and secretly thought: Even if I wear it so cool, it will be difficult for me to enter His Majesty's eyes?
It seems that it has really fallen out of favor.Tian Guifei smiled reluctantly, then Ying Ying bowed, and said coquettishly, "Concubine see Your Majesty, Your Majesty is here today, and the concubine is very glorious." ”Chongzhen nodded and walked straight to the table and sat down, waiting to go up the mountain and delicate the sea, so delicious!
To tell the truth, at the locust feast, although the locusts in front of him were made of maltose, they were not hungry, but they were digested in a while.Later, when he returned to the Qianqing Palace, he dealt with some government affairs and forgot to replenish his energy at all.At this time, as soon as I relaxed, I was actually hungry with my chest and back, and I just wanted to eat.Tian Guifei couldn't help but feel a little sad when she saw Chongzhen and didn't look at her, in fact, this is completely the psychology of women and men.A woman, wishing that her lover would pay attention to her all the time, ask for warmth, and then coax her with all kinds of sweet words, so that she can feel that she is loved.Men, in fact, love is in their hearts, even if they love again, they will not say it easily, let alone talk sweetly to you every day, they are even more action-oriented.Perhaps, at first, the men will reluctantly say sweet words, but after a long time, they will never say it again.Like what is still put in the beads, a big man, who loves love and loves every day, and the special mother is either an emotional liar or a sissy.Therefore, if a man does not say that he loves you, it does not mean that he does not love you.Women do not think the same as men, women are sensitive, delicate, sentimental, and cranky, and this is the source of misunderstanding between men and women.Chongzhen didn't know Tian Guifei's careful thoughts, he just wanted to eat enough now, and then go to do some things that men love to do with Tian Guifei.But Tian Guifei just wanted to listen to some words that women love to hear.Chongzhen didn't speak, just waited for the dishes to be served, and the atmosphere was a little awkward for a while.At this time, Tian Guifei spoke, she leaned in softly, and said softly, "Your Majesty, do you see the beauty of the concubine today?"
”Chongzhen glanced at it casually.Tian Guifei He has already seen it just now, it must be beautiful, Chongzhen nodded, and said concisely, "En!
”What cold words!
His Majesty the Emperor didn't even want to look at her more, but just sighed.Tian Guifei also gave up.It seems that falling out of favor is inevitable, and Chen Yuanyuan, a beautiful girl, must be pushed out to consolidate her favor.These days, Chen Yuanyuan has learned a lot of etiquette in the palace, coupled with Tian Guifei's deliberate cultivation, many medicinal materials for nourishing the skin and skin, let her make up for it without money, and she will become more and more white and beautiful.