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0327 Wild Game Controversy


Chongzhen ate and drank to his heart's content.The night is already deep, and the so-called lonely and empty night should be done something that is inappropriate for children, such as playing a game of men and women?

Chongzhen looked at Tian Guifei with drunken eyes, and was just about to go straight to the point, reminding her that the time for her to go to bed was up, so don't waste any more time.This Tian Guifei said out of place, "Your Majesty, the concubine reads history books at night, and is especially envious of the Han Jing Emperor Dynasty and the story of Tang Cheng's second concubine. ”At this time, Chen Yuanyuan had already been called over by Tian Guifei, and she was standing aside in shame, her hands twisted together at a loss.Chen Yuanyuan is still young and doesn't understand the affairs of men and women, she is looking forward to it now, but also a little scared.Chongzhen heard Tian Guifei's words, and the wine also woke up, although he wanted to accept Chen Yuanyuan immediately, but he really couldn't do it!

Out of sight and out of mind, Chongzhen laughed dryly, "I'm a little tired today, Concubine Ai should rest early, uh, this little girl, you take care of it first, and drive back to the palace." ”Before the words fell, Chongzhen flew away and ran away.only Tian Guifei, who had a resentful face, and Chen Yuanyuan, who was ignorant and ignorant, were left.After Chongzhen left the palace of Tian Guifei.He first went to the concubine's place, and after a lot of rain, this concubine was brainless and not tired to get along.In the second half of the night, I went to moisturize Wu Meiyi, and in the morning, I pampered Yang Feifei.After such a night, I was almost tired, and sure enough, the emperor was not something ordinary people could be.The next day, early in the morning.Zhao Dacheng sent Chongzhen's holy decree out, prohibiting people in the world from eating bird brains, tiger brains, monkey brains, bear brains, and prohibiting the capture and consumption of yellow rats, and violators of the rod of one hundred.As soon as this holy decree came out, it caused an uproar, and the ministers and rich people complained incomparably, Nima is a dog emperor.Sure enough, Mingjun couldn't be in office for three and a half days, and immediately exposed the essence of mediocrity, a big faint monarch.As an emperor, you are in charge of the heavens and the earth, why do you still care about our mouths?

In life, isn't all you want is a mouth?

We just want to eat bird brains and monkey brains, and we just love yellow rats.Of course, not all ministers and rich people complain, at least the second Zhou Yanguan is very supportive!

Anyway, they are also poor, and they can't afford to eat these rare things, so they are forbidden, and it is best that Your Majesty can ban meat eating as well, and let those bastards eat vegetables and nibble on radishes every day.After the locust plague, the first pilgrimage meeting.For the sake of their own appetite, the ministers finally got into a hard fight with the emperor, and this time even Wen Tiren stood on the opposite side of Chongzhen.There are only two Zhou Yanguan, who swear to defend the emperor to the death.Emperor Chongzhen sat on the throne, looking at Erzhou Yanguan, saliva foamed directly, and Wen Tiren and other ministers who sprayed were speechless.Chongzhen sighed, there really are no eternal enemies, only eternal interests!

Even the second Zhou Yanguan, who once sprayed Chongzhen and wanted to cut people, actually had a day when he stood firmly on the emperor's side.Erzhou Yanguan was filled with indignation, "As the old saying goes, God has the virtue of a good life, Your Majesty's move is undoubtedly in accordance with the will of heaven and won the hearts of the people. ”The official is the official, and he is ruthless.Erzhou Yanguan, a thief who opened his mouth to mess with his ministers, and a traitorous minister who closed his mouth, almost didn't make Wen Tiren and other ministers angry to death, and he couldn't wait to pick up the guy and fight with Erzhou.It is a tradition for ministers in the Ming Dynasty to fight against each other, and it is characteristic for ministers to fight, and it is not uncommon for them to even fight in front of the emperor.Therefore, some people in later generations ridiculed that when you were a minister in the Ming Dynasty, you had to be in good health, otherwise when you were fighting in the court, you would lie down in a few clicks.The ministers pushed Wen Tiren out, and this guy sneered, "Everything is always for people, it is for people to eat, chickens, ducks and fish to eat, why can't bird brains and monkey brains be eaten?"

Pigs and sheep can eat it, why can't weasels eat it?

”Erzhou Yanguan said shamelessly, "Your Majesty said that you can't eat it, that is, you can't eat it, and you want to resist the decree?"

”Hehe!

Wen Tiren and the other ministers were about to die.There were still fewer of these two persecution and rebellion in the past?

Now that the banner of His Majesty has been raised, people who don't know still think how loyal they are?

At that moment, several ministers rolled up their sleeves, red eyes, and were about to rush over to beat the group for two weeks.After Chongzhen succeeded to the throne, he strictly forbade the ministers to fight in the court, but today the ministers are about to fight again because of their appetite.Chongzhen didn't want to talk nonsense, he sneered, "Spread my will, all official feasts, prohibit the appearance of wild meat, I not only want to ban bird brains, monkey brains and yellow rats, I also want to ban all wild meat, Qin this!"

After a pause, Chongzhen continued, "I heard that the rich people in Jiangnan are especially extravagant, and they take pleasure in cruelty, such as roast duck, which must be shrouded in iron, roasted slowly over low heat, and let the duck drink condiments, the duck is not dead, and the meat is cooked."

To eat mutton, the flesh is cut alive, and to eat the goose's paws is to put the goose's paws of the live goose into boiling oil, and then throw them into the pool, let them jump, and after several times, the goose's paws are fat and sweet.The treasure of the poor mountains, the fault of exhausting the water, the oyster house in the south, the bear's paw in the north, the roast of the East China Sea, and the mare's milk in the Western Regions are said to be richer than what I eat.It's better than what I eat, but they also like to torture and kill, and they also like to eat some strange things, what leopard fetus, tiger pills, monkey brains, it's cruel to think about.I am not only the emperor of all peoples, but I am also the emperor of all living beings in this world, God gives people all things pleasure, people should cherish blessings, not mutilate all things, my will cannot be refuted. ”The ministers were dumbfounded.Second, Zhou Yanguan was happy.Chongzhen continued, "The common people eat wild things in order to survive, and I will not pursue it.But if I know that there are officials who dare to eat wild meat, and if there are people who dare to use wild meat at banquets, I will severely punish them. ”Taking advantage of the stunned ministers, Chongzhen shamelessly threatened, "Now that the treasury is short of silver, don't force me to raid my house." ”After Chongzhen gave the holy decree, he happily returned to the palace.Being the emperor is cool, so I ordered a ban on eating wild meat, what's the matter?

Wu Zetian also ordered a ban on eating meat, and those ministers didn't dare to let go of a fart, and they obediently ate green vegetables and radishes one by one.After Chongzhen ordered to ban wild meat, he was in a good mood, anyway, he didn't like these things, it was enough to have chicken, duck, fish and fresh seafood.However, in a few days, the decree spread all over the world because of the developed transportation, and the poor did not care, anyway, His Majesty said that it was okay to eat game to fill the stomach.The rich are more affected, because they eat game for show-off, and now that game cannot be seen at feasts, what do they show off?

Chicken, duck and fish?

Where are these ordinary goods embarrassed to show off?

Isn't it chilling?