Hu Yingtai, the secretary of the Criminal Department, has a very low sense of existence on weekdays, and he is a transparent figure in the court, and Chongzhen will not discuss any major matters with him.This time he finally had the opportunity to perform, how could he not work hard to brush up on his sense of existence?
But after seeing this Hu Yingtai coming out of the ranks, he used his strength to shout, "Your Majesty, I have won this battle in the Ming Dynasty, and a total of more than 1,800 people have been captured, please Your Majesty!"
Chongzhen smiled faintly, this time he didn't have to shout stupidly, because it hurt his throat too much, anyway, there are heralds, and there are still a bunch!
Chongzhen's voice, "Although Jianyu is ferocious, I am the lord of the Ming, and I use etiquette and benevolence to influence the barbarians of the four seas.Even if it is a state of Jianyu, barbarians from all over the world, and all the people overseas are my subjects, I will pardon them!"
Chongzhen said a special pretending to be forced, where the sun and the moon shine and the rivers go, they are all Han soil.This sentence is so high that it can be called the most in history, and it was actually the first to be shouted by Emperor Xuan of the Han Dynasty, and it has been popular for thousands of years since then.Later, it became the sentence with the highest appearance rate in historical obscene novels.But every emperor has to shout two sentences to show his determination to expand his territory.Chongzhen is a layman, and laymen are naturally not exempt from vulgarity, and when he used to read historical obscene novels, he especially liked this sentence.It's a pity that in modern society, who would have nothing to shout such a slogan?
Neurotic, right?
Now that he has crossed over to become an emperor, he can finally shout this pretending sentence openly.After Chongzhen finished speaking, the heralds opened their mouths and shouted out Chongzhen's original words, and their voices were from low to high, and they were magnificent!
At first, these captives still looked like they were going to die, but when they heard that they were going to be pardoned, they all cried with joy, and they shouted again!
Even the concubines of Huang Taiji were moved to cry bitterly, looking at Chongzhen with tears in their eyes, the autumn waves were like electricity, and Chongzhen was numb and crispy.Hey, such a beautiful concubine!
I really don't know how Huang Taiji is willing to throw it away?
Huang Taiji doesn't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, I understand!
And I am a holy monarch, so I can't bear to let these delicate beauties dig coal like other captives, it's too cruel.Well, just let them work as waiters in the army, the job is easy, and they can support themselves, I'm really too merciful, right?"
Your Majesty!"
Suddenly, a terrible shout sounded, and Chongzhen looked at it, it was actually Zuo Liangyu.Zuo Liangyu prostrate on the ground and cried, "Your Majesty, the last will be miserable by the Wu Sangui dog thief, Wu Sangui actually colluded with the Tartars, plotted Shanhaiguan, and forced the last general to surrender."
The last general originally wanted to die to repay the country, but the last general was not reconciled, and the last general wanted to expose Wu Sangui, a traitor, and let him stink for 10,000 years. ”When Zuo Liangyu said the last few words, he was already gritting his teeth, and his eyes were full of fire, which showed how much he hated Wu Sangui.Chongzhen sneered, "Wu Sangui is a traitor, I already knew about it, and I don't need you to expose it."
I'll ask you, how do you guard the Shanhaiguan?
”Zuo Liangyu was speechless for a while, but he still forcibly confessed, "Your Majesty, since the last general guarded Shanhaiguan, he has been loyal to his duties day and night, but he was deceived by Wu thieves, so he lost Shanhaiguan, Your Majesty Mingjian!""
Huh!"
Chongzhen said, "A sentence of deception can clear all the blame, Zuo Liangyu is not effective in guarding the mountain customs, I will not forgive, and I will be decided!"
Zuo Liangyu almost fainted when he heard this, he wanted to slap himself to death now, he knew that he should honestly hide in the captivity, what did he come out for?
But now it's too late to regret it, and soon a few small soldiers dragged Zuo Liangyu down like a dead dog, with a click!
Zuo Liangyu's miserable experience made the rest of the Jianyu feel very good, and they actually had a perverted sense of joy Finally, someone is more pitiful than us, no matter what, we are still alive, aren't we?
After dealing with the captives, Chongzhen waved his hand, and countless wrestlers came up with large barrels of wine, which were all distilled spirits, and the name was burned knives.Chongzhen picked up a bowl of spirits and said heroically, "This first bowl of wine, I respect heaven and earth!"
Then this guy picked up the string of jade beads and poured the bowl of wine into it violently, and he suddenly felt light-headed and light-bodied.The rest of the soldiers did the same, and they also scooped up the spirits one after another, and took a sip!
Although ancient spirits are better than modern spirits, even if they are distilled, it is difficult to reach more than 56 degrees, which is far inferior to modern spirits.Chongzhen didn't get drunk after drinking a bowl, but he was addicted to alcohol, so this guy scooped up a second cup and said loudly, "This second bowl, I respect the soldiers!"
Before the words fell, this bowl of wine was dried up by him in seconds, and the liquor entered the abdomen again, Chongzhen only felt a hot pain in his abdomen, but his body was indescribably comfortable, good wine!
The soldiers did the same again, scooped up the liquor, and dried it in one gulp, and then a group of people fell.Chongzhen laughed, he picked up the scoop and prepared to scoop the third bowl of wine, but he only felt dizzy and almost fell to the ground.Zhao Dacheng wailed, he knew the amount of alcohol that Emperor Chongzhen had, this guy belonged to that kind of good wine, but the amount of alcohol was average, and when he was drunk, he liked to go crazy, and said some nonsense that no one could understand.On weekdays, when he cries and laughs in his own palace, and when he talks some nonsense, he is surrounded by his own people, and he will not spread it.Today, if there is a fuss in front of the public, and some inexplicable nonsense comes out, such a good ceremony of sacrificing prisoners will be laughed at for eternity.Zhao Dawei was loyal to the monarch's heart, he hurriedly stepped forward, held Chongzhen steadily, and then said respectfully, "Your Majesty, the slave maid scooped it for you." ”Chongzhen was dizzy now, he nodded without thinking, and after a while, Zhao Dacheng really scooped up the liquor and respectfully handed it to Chongzhen.Chongzhen picked up the liquor and yelled, "This third bowl of wine, I respect thousands of miles of rivers and mountains, where I think, are all Daming rivers and mountains, dry!"
This is too pretending, so much so that even Wen Tiren and others have turned their eyes sideways, Your Majesty, you are too much.Why don't you say that throughout the ages, the four directions of heaven and earth, and the universe are all your world?
Chongzhen drank this bowl of wine again, I don't know why?
Chongzhen always felt that this bowl of wine was faint, and the taste was very similar to water, and it was not delicious at all.When the soldiers saw that His Majesty the Emperor had made another bowl of wine, their hearts were full of pride, and the wine strengthened people's courage, and some of them simply arched their heads directly into the wine barrel and drank it in a big gulp.This is good, more than half of the soldiers fell at once, and a prisoner sacrifice ceremony was made into a farce by Chongzhen.