Seeing that Du Xun broke his words without hesitation, Chen Derun was not annoyed, uh, the main reason was that he didn't even believe in himself for this reason, let alone others?
Du Xun sighed and said, "Where is there no grass at the end of the world?"
Although Zhang Hou is beautiful, it is the fairy grass of the Yao Pond, which is out of reach.Why don't you just find an ordinary little flower in this palace and take care of it carefully?
Although the identity of those little palace maids is humble, they also know the heat and warmth, wouldn't it be beautiful to choose a beautiful ordinary little palace maid to eat?
What's the matter, it's better than your idea after you hit Zhang, and then your head is in a different place, right?
”At that time, although Chongzhen ordered to prohibit eating against each other.But there are still a lot of palace maids and eunuchs who are eating in private, and the relationship is quite good, except that they can't really do anything, the relationship is better than that between ordinary couples in the people, and this Du Xun obviously also has a pair of palace maids.Chen Derun drank a glass of wine with his head bored, and his emotions became more sensitive, he thought of the poor family when he was a child, and in the face of his beloved little girl, he couldn't even say a complete sentence because of his inferiority.Later, he entered the palace as a eunuch, and in this court where he worshiped high and low, he worked step by step, exquisite, and finally got married to Wei Zhongxian, and finally had status and money.I can finally return to my hometown.But the little girl back then has become a country woman, and the little girl who was so unattainable back then actually knelt at his feet in fear, and even wanted to make a promise to each other, which was really unappetizing.Later, he chased beautiful girls everywhere, in fact, he wanted to find back the state of mind of the year, that ignorant young heart!
There are so many beauties in the world, and these beauties are indeed lovely, he can't wait to see one and love another, but whenever he loves it, he will feel bored again, and then ruthlessly abandon it.For this kind of perverted psychology, Chen Derun never felt that it was his own fault.He will only blame those women, why before he got them, these beauties are all breezy and bright, wonderful; And once she got her hands, all of Teniang turned into fly, which was simply incomprehensible.Is there really no one in this world who can make him feel true human love?
After Chen Derun thought of himself as "countless emotional wounds", he met Empress Zhang, the noble and glamorous queen.In front of Zhang Hou, he was nervous, afraid, and even afraid, as if he had returned to the scene when he was a child, facing his beloved little girl.In this way, Chen Derun fell.He felt that after reading all the flowers, he had finally met true love.Well, if Chongzhen knew his psychology, he would definitely despise it, Chen Derun's psychology, in fact, to put it bluntly, is cheap.But what you can't get, you will think about it.And having it at your fingertips often means not cherishing it.Chen Derun looked up to the sky and sighed, bursting into tears, "Brother Du, you really don't understand, I, Chen Derun, have been powerful and powerful over the years, and I don't know how many beauties there are around me, but if I fancy a woman, there is nothing I can't get."
But Zhang Hou is really different, I have never been so infatuated with a woman, if I can't stay with her in this life, I might as well die to count the ball, at least after I die, I can look at her every day, woo woo "Hearing this, this Du Xun is cold!"
Du Xun had to reluctantly comfort him, "Don't cry, this is all fate, who called someone a queen, you are a eunuch?"
This one is closer to a real man, not as easy to fool as other little palace maids.So how could she be a eunuch from you?
You still honestly choose an ordinary palace maid to eat secretly, this palace is cold, and it is good to have someone who knows the heat and the cold to accompany you. ”Chen Derun has already fallen into a daze, how can he listen to Du Xun's hard advice?
He suddenly said mysteriously, "Brother Du doesn't know, I have already laid out the overall situation, just waiting for Zhang Hou to take the bait." ”Du Xun hurriedly pricked up his ears and asked, "What's the overall situation?"
”Chen Derun took out a book from his arms and handed it to Du Xun, "When I was in Jiangnan, I occasionally found this strange book, and while I was curious, I couldn't help but look at a few pages.Hehe, even a half-crippled body like me, I feel that my mouth is dry, and my abdomen seems to be burning?
The day before yesterday, I deliberately left this book in Zhang's backyard, she loves books, and she will definitely pick it up.When she accidentally saw this book, I didn't believe that she was not emotional?
If it is supplemented with flattering medicine, why can't you take down this cold Empress Zhang?
I have laid out the big picture, may my brother help me. ”Du Xun secretly wondered: What kind of strange book is it, the gods are mysterious and mysterious.Du Xun took the book curiously, and the book cover was written with three words, Golden Plum.Golden Plum?
The title of the book is very elegant, the four gentlemen of Meilan, Zhuju and Ju, with Mei as the title of the book, it must be a very elegant and tasteful book.But thinking that you can win the favor of Empress Zhang by relying on a good book, this guy is too naïve?
Du Xun absentmindedly opened the golden bottle of plums, and suddenly he was stunned, his eyes suddenly widened, what kind of thing did this special mother write?
Why is there such a damn book in the world, Du Xun is almost angry, this book is unethical, and it must be banned.Du Xun read dozens of pages in one go, and then he took back his angry gaze.At this time, Du Xun's eyes were already red and sweating, and he really felt that a stream of flames rose from his abdomen, and then burned towards the eight veins of the Qi Jing, almost burning him dry.Du Xun said angrily, "This book should be banned, after I finish reading it, I will definitely play Your Majesty, and completely ban this kind of immoral and unscrupulous thing, Jiangnan bookseller, it should be killed!"
Chen Derun said embarrassedly, "As long as Brother Du helps me do this, this great credit will be given to you."
Well, don't hide it from Brother Du, I have collected more than a dozen kinds of books like this, and there are even many unique ones. ”Du Xun heard that Chen Derun still had more than a dozen kinds of such books on hand, and his heart was itching.But although the book is good, it's not that he Du Xun can't buy it?
Just send someone to Jiangnan to look for it, how many books do you want to read?
Du Xun quietly took the golden bottle plum into his arms, and his face returned to calm.Chen Derun secretly scolded: The old fox of the dog day seems to have to make a heavy move.Chen Derun took out a small brocade box and opened it slowly, Du Xun looked over, but saw a round pearl the size of a walnut lying in the box, pearlescent and extremely round.The most strange thing is that this pearl is actually half red, red as rouge; Half of it is white, white like fish maw.The price of pearls is the most expensive, and a mere ordinary pearl is worth more than a dozen taels of silver.A point bigger, consciously add a zero, and a bead the size of this walnut, which can maintain such a roundness, is worth at least 10,000 taels of silver, and this is not counting its peculiar color, half red and half white.This pearl is truly priceless!
Du Xun has no ambitions, and his only interests are nothing more than two things, food and money.He was already greedy for money, but now that he sees such a good bead, where can he still take his eyes off the beads, he can't wait to snatch this bead on the spot, and then appreciate it every night.Chen Derun couldn't help but feel a little pain when he saw Du Xun love this bead so much, but when he thought of Zhang Hou's beauty again, he was relieved again.Isn't the special mother just a dead pearl, how can she be as good as my Queen Zhang Yan?
Chen Derun said complacently, "When Emperor Xiaozong was the emperor, he once got a half-black ink bead in Guangzhou, which is called the division of heaven and earth.Brother Du thinks that my bead compares to 'heaven and earth'?
”The famous pearl is a royal treasure, how has this Chen Derun seen it?
But it must not be as good as the half-red and half-white pearl in front of you, right?
Because this pearl is too big and too beautiful.Chen Derun continued, "This pearl of mine was given to Wei Zhongxian by the maritime merchants back then, and I took it off privately, and then mixed it with other jewelry, Wei Zhongxian still doesn't know about it, hahaha!"
”Chen Derun looked proud, anyway, now that Wei Zhongxian has completely fallen out of favor, what if he knows about it?
Chen Derun was intoxicated and said, "Because this pearl is half red and half white, it is named Sun and Moon Ming!"
The sun and the moon?
Chen Derun was so frightened that he almost lost the beads, is this name too arrogant?
If this bead is really called Sun and Moon Ming, no matter how precious it is, we don't dare to ask for it, capital crime!
Chen Derun saw that Du Xun's face was not good, and knew that he was afraid, so he hurriedly explained, "It doesn't matter what the name is, the maritime merchant was a Ryukyuan man back then.He must not have understood my rules, so he took the name of an arrogant pearl.Well, you can name it half red, too!"
Chen Derun was very entangled, he took the beads and looked left and right, it was simply beautiful everywhere, such a good bead, if he missed it today, he was afraid that it would be difficult to meet it in this life.After thinking about it for a long time, he simply gritted his teeth and said, "I'll help you with this, but you can't use kitsch, if you are caught with kitsch, I will definitely die." ”Chen Derun's voice, "There is no need for flattery, with the coldness of Zhang Hou, I am afraid that I can't provoke her with just a golden bottle of plum." ”"Huh!"
Du Xun sneered, "You are too ignorant, although the use of kitsch medicine is effective, but after the fact, Zhang Hou will find out, in case she wants to die and break the net, sue Your Majesty, you will die!"
Chen Derun, "That's why I want to ask for colorless and tasteless medicine, so that Zhang Hou can't detect it." ”Du Xun said disdainfully, "It's still colorless and tasteless, you're just deceiving yourself, and Zhang Hou is not a fool, she can't feel it?"
”After a pause, Du Xun continued."
Du, I have specialized in the way of diet since I was a child, this medicine and food are actually the same origin, you only know that the medicine helps the sunshine, but you don't know that food can also have the same effect, and it is silent, not suspicious, and even the person who is recruited will not have the slightest doubt."
Chen Derun hurriedly listened.Du smiled mysteriously, "I am in charge of this palace diet, and when the time comes, I will add black chicken bones, pigeon eggs, leeks, snow clams, okra, oysters, sea cucumbers, wolfberries and other things to the diet of Zhang Hou, which are both food and medicine."
Zhang Hou eats these things every day, and sooner or later he will have hyperyang energy, and he will be unable to help himself.When the time comes, if you are tempted by books, why worry about things not being done?
Just remember, don't leak it out. ”Chen Derun nodded hurriedly, "Brother Du treats me like a mountain, after the matter is completed, Chen will definitely bring a heavy gift again to thank you, do it!"
”Before the words fell, Chen Derun took the lead in drinking the wine in the cup, and the two looked at each other and smiled, everything was silent.Forbidden City, Ciqing Palace.Zhang Yan suddenly found that the food had changed recently, and it was full of dishes that she didn't like to eat.Zhang Yan has had a light diet since she was a child, and she likes to eat porridge with raw materials, but she doesn't know what's going on recently, and all she has submitted is some meaty things."!"
Ruixiang's voice, "You have been poor recently, I told the supervisor of Shang Food, they specially made a lot of supplements for you, you see this black chicken bone, the most cure for women's diseases, as well as this pigeon meat and pigeon eggs, sea cucumbers, are all good nourishing products, especially good for women, Niangniang, you eat more." ”Zhang Yan didn't think much about it, because there is indeed a saying that women want to eat more black chicken, and seriously ill people will indeed nourish their bodies with pigeon meat, pigeon eggs and sea cucumbers, and there is nothing wrong with them.What Zhang Yan didn't know was that this Ruixiang had changed her concept.These things do make up, but if you eat this kind of tonic every day, and there are okra, leeks, wolfberries, etc., which are also big supplements, but they are very common dishes to help, it is simply a supplement!
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So Zhang Yan still eats it, naturally with her temperament, she still eats a lot of leeks and okra, and wolfberries are put in soup, and there are wolfberries in almost every soup.This is not unusual, when the folk make soup, they will also add wolfberry, and wolfberry is also commonly used as soup in the palace.But what Zhang Yan didn't know was that there was a problem with the amount of wolfberry that Shangshan supervised her, and the dosage was very large, so the effect was quite obvious.At the same time, Li Tianjing hugged the horse's head tightly and let the horse gallop.The wind was blowing, and my ears hurt.Li Tianjing can't ride a horse, he is a child of a tenant farmer, how can he ride a horse!
Even Li Tianjing is so big, it's the first time I've seen a horse!
In fact, the people are reluctant to raise horses, and even some small landlords and yeoman farmers are unwilling to raise horses.Because horses are too delicate, they love to get sick at every turn, and horses must be fed well, that is, they must eat food every day, otherwise they will get sick.The most painful thing is that horses pay attention to hygiene, the residence must be cleaned frequently, there is no room for a little dirt, and the food must be clean, not to mention the water to drink, it must be clean, otherwise you will get sick every minute.The common people finally raised a horse, and it is better to pull things than mules and donkeys!
Therefore, folk horse breeding is mostly used for breeding.A mare and a donkey are called horse mules.A stallion born of a male horse and a female donkey is called a donkey mule.Regardless of whether it is a horse or a donkey or a mule, both of them are favored by the croppers, each of them has different advantages, much better than a simple horse, the only disadvantage is that they cannot reproduce.Even ordinary small landlords are reluctant to raise horses, and it is not unusual for Li Tianjing to have never seen a horse.Since he was a child, he saw cows the most, and when he was young, he often herded cattle for his owner.And relying on the little riding skills practiced by bull riding, it is obviously unqualified to use it for horseback riding.