Wei Zhongxian took the boning knife and gestured on Chongzhen's body, and he seemed to smile and said, "Your Majesty knows that there is a criminal law called lighting a sky lantern?"
”Chongzhen looked at the cold and shining boning sharp knife, and reluctantly smiled, "Wei Aiqing, can you take the knife farther away, although the knife is fun, but it is not good to hurt people."
And I don't know what it means to light a sky lantern, I know Kong Ming lantern, does Wei Aiqing like Kong Ming lantern?
I'll teach you how to do it!
”Wei Zhongxian sneered, it turned out that this dog emperor had once again refreshed his lower limit.As a generation of kings, or a king who once had the name of a tyrant, can't you be a little backbone and arrogant?
Look at those heroes in history, they will die when they die, how many have they begged for mercy?
Wei Zhongxian said seriously, "The so-called lighting of the sky lantern refers to putting a layer of grease on the body of a living person, and then wrapping it in a cloth and soaking it in an oil cylinder.After absorbing the fat, scoop it up, then dig a hole in the stomach, insert a wick in it, and burn and burn until the flesh and skin of the person are burned out, Your Majesty, do you like it?
”I like wool!
Chongzhen listened to this inhumane criminal law, and cold sweat flowed out, "Wei Aiqing, you really misunderstood me, it's better to be like this, let's get along alone for a few days."
You will surely find my kind and generous side, and then you will be amazed at how could such a kind me kill my own brother?
So someone must have deliberately framed me, intending to separate the deep relationship between you and my master and servant, "Turg, the Tartars, and those betrayed Xizhimen soldiers, they can't bear to look at it anymore, it's too shameless, isn't it?"
Wei Zhongxian said angrily, "Shameless!"
Who has a deep friendship with you, and the people standing here have a deep hatred for you, and they all want to put you to death.Wei Zhongxian didn't want to talk nonsense, he ordered the person next to him to bring a can of lard over, and touched the lard to Chongzhen without saying anything.Wei Zhongxian said sarcastically while playing with the knife, "Your Majesty, we often hear that lard is blinded to the heart, and we will do anything crazy."
Today, our family has made you also covered with lard, and now you are full of lard, how dark should it be?
Before we light the lights, we'll have to dig some out and see.Your Majesty, rest assured, our family will just dig up half of the intestines and see the color of a little liver, and we will definitely not let you die. ”it, Chongzhen watched the lard smear on him, but there was nothing he could do.The most painful thing is that at this time, there are two Tartars who have moved a large vat, and the vats seem to be grease.Wei Zhongxian ordered someone to throw Chongzhen into the vat, which just soaked on his neck, leaving only a mouth to breathe.Chongzhen instantly felt the pressure surging from all directions, and there was a feeling of floating.After Wei Zhongxian poured Chongzhen and drank a few large mouthfuls of grease, he picked up the whole piece of white cloth and personally pulled out many long strips of cloth with a boning knife."
Your Majesty, don't worry, the old slave will wrap you tightly with these strips of cloth later, oh the old slave won't block your mouth, the pain will be shouted, it won't hurt so much after shouting, 磔磔網磔網磔網網磔��Chongzhen is now crying without tears, death is not terrible, in fact, it is a matter of an instant, the key is that the process of waiting for death is too terrible, is it?
I wonder if I will be able to travel back to the modern era again after I die?
If I travel back to modern times, I will definitely code a novel that scolds the dog thief Wei Zhongxian, uh, my pen is zero, and I have never passed the elementary school language, I don't know if anyone will read it?
Chongzhen kept comforting himself here, anyway, I have crossed over, and I will definitely be able to travel back again, I am not afraid!
Wei Zhongxian had already drawn the cloth, he piled these long strips of cloth next to Chongzhen, and then observed the grease.Wei Zhongxian said lightly, "It's not yet tasted, everyone is tired, let's go eat something first, and when this dog emperor is soaked in fat, let's have some more." ”After finishing speaking, Wei Zhongxian left with everyone, leaving only a few Tartar soldiers to guard Chongzhen, these Tartars were probably dissatisfied with everyone else's eating and drinking spicy food, but asked them to guard the dog emperor, and they were angry.So they all spoke Tatar language and roared angrily at Chongzhen, but Chongzhen couldn't understand it anyway, so he simply became an ostrich, didn't listen or speak, and let them roar.It's just that?
Thinking that he was a dignified king, but he was soaked in the oil tank and scolded by a few humble soldiers, this is really uncomfortable!
Suddenly, the Tartar soldier's cursing suddenly stopped, and the surroundings fell into a terrible silence, and Chongzhen raised his head and met a charming face.This is a very beautiful woman, uh, although this woman is dressed as a woman, Chongzhen can still see at a glance that she is a woman.The woman didn't speak, just looked at Chongzhen quietly, which made Chongzhen a big man a little embarrassed, and the atmosphere was a little embarrassing for a while.At this time, Chongzhen suddenly found that the Tartar soldiers were all lying on the ground softly, with a big scar on their throat and blood flowing all over the ground.Obviously, these Tartars were all killed by this woman, but in an instant, this woman actually solved a few big living people, and she was really a fierce woman.Am I saved?
This was Chongzhen's last consciousness, and then he passed out due to exertion and severe physical pain, and fell into a deep black hole of consciousness.Where is this?
When Chongzhen woke up, he was lying on the horse's back, his body was drenched in cold sweat, and his stomach was also in pain from the horse's back.A small hand wrapped around him tightly, and Chongzhen found that the woman before she fell unconscious was holding the reins with one hand at this time, and the horse was galloping.The surrounding scenery continued to retreat, and there was a roar from behind, "Catch them, don't let them escape." ”Chongzhen looked back depressedly, but saw a group of Tartar soldiers galloping on horseback, desperately chasing them, these pursuers were all one person and one horse, but Chongzhen was riding a horse with a mysterious beauty.The horses under Chongzhen were overwhelmed, already tired and panting, and seeing that the pursuers were about to catch up, Chongzhen was about to die."
Drive, drive!"
The mysterious beauty was obviously in a hurry, her silver teeth were clenched, her hands tightened Chongzhen's hoops, and the nails on her hands even pinched deeply into Chongzhen's flesh, crispy and painful.Chongzhen really wants to say, girl, girls, can you cut your nails frequently?
But after thinking about it again, a girl's family took such a big risk to save herself, but she still disliked her nails being too long, and she had no conscience.Just when Chongzhen was thinking wildly, the mysterious beauty suddenly roared and stopped the horse abruptly, and then she quickly turned over and dismounted, and carried Chongzhen on her shoulder.